Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

Yesterday in Blaire White’s livestream, Blaire was reading superchats and one of them said “I had a horrible weekend. I was tortured in the hospital by the doctors and staff but at least i finally got my Dx of Ehlers Danlos Syndrome” and then Blaire was like “I don’t mean to be rude.. but what the fuck are you talking about? moving on..” it was hilarious. Munchies just can’t help but vom their “e x p e r i e n c e s” to anyone and everyone.
I just sat through a conference panel that was a bunch of women complaining about their super serious undiagnosed eds/pots/GP/fibro/cfs and screeching about people petting their service dogs.

It was wonderful. The entire q&a session turned into audience members weeping about their own private battles with invisible illness and evil doctors and how they can’t waste spoons on things like brushing their teeth.
 
I just sat through a conference panel that was a bunch of women complaining about their super serious undiagnosed eds/pots/GP/fibro/cfs and screeching about people petting their service dogs.

It was wonderful. The entire q&a session turned into audience members weeping about their own private battles with invisible illness and evil doctors and how they can’t waste spoons on things like brushing their teeth.

Ffs, it's always women. I have my own personal theory that it's usually women who are munchies and health whiners because there seems to be a correlation between munching and Borderline Personality Disorder, and BPD is most commonly seen in women. We might get the occasional male munchie the same way we get the occasional male borderline. If I'm right that there's a munchie/BPD connection, I look forward to seeing a really good male munchie. Although male borderlines are wayyyy more exhausting and annoying than the females (in my experience), they're also wayyyyyy more into self harm and willing to go the extra mile to hurt themselves. We'll see much more bodily mutilation for the cause. Jaquie's death inducing RNY will look like child's play.
 
Taking it with fentanyl will just block the fentanyl out anyway, and if it's being taken to combat an opiate dependence you have to wait until you're in withdrawals before you can take subs or zubs that's why people go for methadone. Precipitated withdrawal is like full on heroin wd's X 100.

"Luckily" for opioid addicts, carfentanil started showing up in east coast heroin within about the past 3-4 years, and it can break through buprenorphine. IIRC like 15-16% will get through and attach to mu opioid receptors in the brain even if you're on the max buprenorphine dose of 32mg/day. So basically just find a dealer whose heroin keeps killing people because it's laced with carfentanil and you, too, can get high again.

Honestly there's never been a more dangerous time to be buying heroin off the streets.
 
so the basic story with her is this: she started off faking vague symptoms to mask her eating disorder, eventually claiming gastroparesis, epilepsy, and a host of other problems. she disappeared from the internet suddenly, and when she came back it was because she came out about being an addict, overdosing, and getting arrested & eventually charged with possession. She was required to attend and complete a treatment program to avoid prison. So I believe her when she says she’s prescribed zubsolv. Doesn’t mean she actively takes it. I don’t know how this stuff works/ how often she gets drug tested but presumably they make her do one every time she drives herself to the hospital.

A few months ago she went to the police station to pick up the evidence they used in court against her including her mobile phone, then proceeded to post all these photos from that phone including ones of her passed out, her track marks, etc. really glamorizing it but under the guise of “awareness.”

The person leaking her private social media posts to me said she relapsed on fentanyl after those posts. She’s been in the hospital for muscle pain, heart problems (caused by her drug use and eating disorder, by her own admission) and nausea/vomiting/diarrhea, which several have speculated is just code for withdrawal (I know little about withdrawal so maybe I’m wrong here.)

But you have to know this girl is a pathological liar who lives in a fantasy realm and nothing she says should be taken as fact. So she stopped taking the zubsolv and took fentanyl or she lied about taking fentanyl or she lied about everything and is banking on the theory that her friends don’t know enough to call her on it, or none of it ever happened, who knows? We have proof of the arrest and conviction, and that she did do heroin, but the only pills she’s shown recently are zofran.
Alright. Well, a doctor would not prescribe zofran and zubsolv together because they can cause heart problems and with her having issues with her ticker already they definitely wouldn't.

Opiate withdrawal typically lasts between 4-7 days... The diarrhea and vomiting will usually begin around the 48 hour mark and will go on for a couple of days, maybe 3 or 4 days depending on the addict and how much they were on a day and how long etc...

If she admitted to being a heroin addict anyway she might as well have just said that that from the start to explain away her weight since most addicts have zero appetite and lose a considerable amount of weight.

I don't know how it works there but IME if you're on any kind of program for opiate recovery for the first 6 months you're piss tested weekly.

"Luckily" for opioid addicts, carfentanil started showing up in east coast heroin within about the past 3-4 years, and it can break through buprenorphine. IIRC like 15-16% will get through and attach to mu opioid receptors in the brain even if you're on the max buprenorphine dose of 32mg/day. So basically just find a dealer whose heroin keeps killing people because it's laced with carfentanil and you, too, can get high again.

Honestly there's never been a more dangerous time to be buying heroin off the streets.
That's fucked up. A guy told me about a year ago that you can't even find anyone in Florida and most of the North East who sells regular heroin on the streets, it's all fent.

As shitty as that is it's pretty much a problem exclusive to the states. There are exceptions but fentanyl just never broke out in Europe.
 
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I just sat through a conference panel that was a bunch of women complaining about their super serious undiagnosed eds/pots/GP/fibro/cfs and screeching about people petting their service dogs.

It was wonderful. The entire q&a session turned into audience members weeping about their own private battles with invisible illness and evil doctors and how they can’t waste spoons on things like brushing their teeth.
Was that conference panel videotaped?

Also, are you in any private service dog groups? My favorite moments are when munchies argue with someone who is blind or paralyzed. Munchies get especially upset if the “privileged” disabled (blind, etc) seem judgmental about their service dogs.
The arguments are usually over dressing up “service” dogs in costumes, breeding them, using a puppy that isn’t potty trained, using an aggressive dog, etc.
 
so the basic story with her is this: she started off faking vague symptoms to mask her eating disorder, eventually claiming gastroparesis, epilepsy, and a host of other problems. she disappeared from the internet suddenly, and when she came back it was because she came out about being an addict, overdosing, and getting arrested & eventually charged with possession. She was required to attend and complete a treatment program to avoid prison. So I believe her when she says she’s prescribed zubsolv. Doesn’t mean she actively takes it. I don’t know how this stuff works/ how often she gets drug tested but presumably they make her do one every time she drives herself to the hospital.

A few months ago she went to the police station to pick up the evidence they used in court against her including her mobile phone, then proceeded to post all these photos from that phone including ones of her passed out, her track marks, etc. really glamorizing it but under the guise of “awareness.”

The person leaking her private social media posts to me said she relapsed on fentanyl after those posts. She’s been in the hospital for muscle pain, heart problems (caused by her drug use and eating disorder, by her own admission) and nausea/vomiting/diarrhea, which several have speculated is just code for withdrawal (I know little about withdrawal so maybe I’m wrong here.)

But you have to know this girl is a pathological liar who lives in a fantasy realm and nothing she says should be taken as fact. So she stopped taking the zubsolv and took fentanyl or she lied about taking fentanyl or she lied about everything and is banking on the theory that her friends don’t know enough to call her on it, or none of it ever happened, who knows? We have proof of the arrest and conviction, and that she did do heroin, but the only pills she’s shown recently are zofran.
Lots of junkies get various drugs for kicking but never take them and hand them out or sell them to their friends who are legit trying to quit.

The actively vomiting and diarrhea part of being dopesick lasts a few days to a week, like someone else said, but the lethargy, chills, and muscle cramps can last a few weeks, even over a month. There is also insomnia that even benzodiazepines can’t touch. It’s rough.
 
Lots of junkies get various drugs for kicking but never take them and hand them out or sell them to their friends who are legit trying to quit.

The actively vomiting and diarrhea part of being dopesick lasts a few days to a week, like someone else said, but the lethargy, chills, and muscle cramps can last a few weeks, even over a month. There is also insomnia that even benzodiazepines can’t touch. It’s rough.
You're right about the lethargy and insomnia, some people never get a good sleep pattern back ever again.

The worst part, for me anyway, is those chills and restless legs. You can sling some imodium back for the shitz, and kratom is a miracle worker... But non stop for days feeling freezing cold then boiling hot and sweating then freezing cold again while you're soaking wet from sweat, and you can't keep your legs still for even a minute.. Rough rough rough.
 
Was that conference panel videotaped?

Also, are you in any private service dog groups? My favorite moments are when munchies argue with someone who is blind or paralyzed. Munchies get especially upset if the “privileged” disabled (blind, etc) seem judgmental about their service dogs.
The arguments are usually over dressing up “service” dogs in costumes, breeding them, using a puppy that isn’t potty trained, using an aggressive dog, etc.
No to both questions. They only taped the keynote and plenary, and I neither have a service dog nor participate in their community much. However I have a colleague who uses one for a serious issue (I don’t want to give her life story about) and she goes on fun rants about the owner-trainers lol.
 
No to both questions. They only taped the keynote and plenary, and I neither have a service dog nor participate in their community much. However I have a colleague who uses one for a serious issue (I don’t want to give her life story about) and she goes on fun rants about the owner-trainers lol.
Correct me if I'm wrong but am I right in thinking owner trained dogs aren't actually registered assistance dogs? I know they claim they are under the disscrimination act but aren't only charity/organisation dogs aduk registered and there for official (using loosely) assistance dogs? If that's the case shouldn't something be able to be done about all these people that claim their dogs are assistance dogs that clearly haven't been trained to assistance dog standards and aren't assistance dogs
 
Ffs, it's always women. I have my own personal theory that it's usually women who are munchies and health whiners because there seems to be a correlation between munching and Borderline Personality Disorder, and BPD is most commonly seen in women. We might get the occasional male munchie the same way we get the occasional male borderline. If I'm right that there's a munchie/BPD connection, I look forward to seeing a really good male munchie. Although male borderlines are wayyyy more exhausting and annoying than the females (in my experience), they're also wayyyyyy more into self harm and willing to go the extra mile to hurt themselves. We'll see much more bodily mutilation for the cause. Jaquie's death inducing RNY will look like child's play.

The link between BPD and munching has been discussed many times throughout this thread, in case you didn’t know and wanted to read more about it.
 
Correct me if I'm wrong but am I right in thinking owner trained dogs aren't actually registered assistance dogs? I know they claim they are under the disscrimination act but aren't only charity/organisation dogs aduk registered and there for official (using loosely) assistance dogs? If that's the case shouldn't something be able to be done about all these people that claim their dogs are assistance dogs that clearly haven't been trained to assistance dog standards and aren't assistance dogs

Service dogs don't need to be registered in the U.S. The only requirements are that they perform take that mitigate a disability. Anyone can have a service dog...it doesn't need to be from an organization. That said, owner training is bullshit and they're abusing the system.
 
If Freckles is a service dog then he/she must have had one hell of a trainer. I might be wrong but from that pic it looks like a husky.... Maybe an Alaskan Malamute... If they're not being trained in pulling sleds, they are tough fkers to train to do things... They can be service dogs but it's usually only specific trainers who would bother putting the work in because of their natural stubborn nature.
 
Service dogs don't need to be registered in the U.S. The only requirements are that they perform take that mitigate a disability. Anyone can have a service dog...it doesn't need to be from an organization. That said, owner training is bullshit and they're abusing the system.
That's interesting to know. I was basing what I said on the UK system. Yes especially if the don't actually have a disability
 
If Freckles is a service dog then he/she must have had one hell of a trainer. I might be wrong but from that pic it looks like a husky.... Maybe an Alaskan Malamute... If they're not being trained in pulling sleds, they are tough fkers to train to do things... They can be service dogs but it's usually only specific trainers who would bother putting the work in because of their natural stubborn nature.
Freckles is extremely untrained, extremely anxious, does not take commands, always looks miserable, etc. etc. we are constantly criticizing Sara Jean for making that poor dog go to bars with her. She claims the dog is trained for mobility which means she put weight on it without having trained it for that, having its joints evaluated, or knowing how to do so without hurting it. She’s a piece of shit who is abusing the system in every possible way

In fact she Asked several professionals to help her train the dog to be a service animal and all of them refused because she was already two or three years old when Sarah got her and she was husky. She was explicitly told this dog would never be a service animal so instead she decided to “train” it herself
 
Freckles is extremely untrained, extremely anxious, does not take commands, always looks miserable, etc. etc. we are constantly criticizing Sara Jean for making that poor dog go to bars with her. She claims the dog is trained for mobility which means she put weight on it without having trained it for that, having its joints evaluated, or knowing how to do so without hurting it. She’s a piece of shit who is abusing the system in every possible way

In fact she Asked several professionals to help her train the dog to be a service animal and all of them refused because she was already two or three years old when Sarah got her and she was husky. She was explicitly told this dog would never be a service animal so instead she decided to “train” it herself
Feel sorry for the dog really having an owner like that. I swear there is no point in these people getting advise from professionals. They're going to do what they want anyway. I guess it means more attention though as they can rant about how no one will help an how badly they need it
 
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