Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

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I have a thunks which has been bouncing round in my fat empty head awhile and I'm curious to know what y'all thinks.' It's regarding Rickie and his chicken-killing livelihood - we don't know what he does but I think we all assume it's something at the arse-end of the pay scale, and most of those jobs are really fucking hard work.

In context, I'm going back a bazillion years; tiny Tiny had just hit the workforce so was a useless teenager as they pretty much all are and thus paid accordingly. That plus a side job almost covered the rent in an absolute shithole....you know the deal, we all go through that stage. The upside, of course, is that first real freedom at which most of us hurl ourselves like a crack-fuelled berzerker. It works because everybody is pretty much in the same cold, soggy boat.

And this is where the thunks about Rickie come in. Until Tsar Amba hit, he was in a functioning house-share with a sentient toupee and animated thumb and they're all chugging along in tandem, they're all roughly equal. Erk was mimsying about anxiety and stopping work but that's his husband; it's between them if Erk wants to be a housewife and that wouldn't change the dynamic particularly.

But the Cheesebeast has totally changed the fundamental principal of a house-share, which largely works on that all-in-same-boat thing) I know that when I was in a similar position it all pootled along fine until my mate stopped working and, over time, I came to resent the shit out of him cos of the differential; the fundamental underpinnings had changed. Besides, I wanted to lie around all day getting hammered too *Clanger mutters to herself in a low susurration of discontent*

But Rickie's position is even worse, cos not only is he working hard for a fraction of what Albert gets in $$$ but he's isolated now, so the bond of all pulling together is broken. Maybe I'm just an arsehole, but I think if I went out and slogged through some hideous, tedious job, I would gradually build up a powerful need to stab one of these lazy fuckers who just squelched around all day talking about how Hard They Struggle and somehow managing the impossible; do fuck all whilst simultaneously making an endless mess.

I know it's probably beyond Albert's minute, lard-coated brain to have considered it when she first flumphfed herself into their lives, but this latest uwu-poor-me-I'm-sad-feel-bad-look-how-you-made-me-feel-you....you-HORRIDness/yay slay gorl whoamIeven errybody lubsmeandI'mfuckingfabulousdonchaknow? Mememememyfeelsmyneedsmywantsmemememe bollockery, just.....how can anyone be that self-unaware? Or totally not care because Not About Me™?

TL:biggrin:r is resentment in this si-choo-ay-shun* normal? Or an I a psycho and Rickie a saint? And does Albert not even grasp in the slightest how much she has negatively affected all of them, or just not give a fuck?


* Endlessly I pray that Albert will hook onto a new word, cos if I hear one more slay/gorl/booboo/whatever-seeyoopacyooot-word-she's-currently-uh-huUHuuuurbSAAAAYST-with I'll end up in a room with soft walls and a box of crayons. Then she does buy a new word from Wommart and I start wishing she hadn't. Fml.
 
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Amber would never try to cover up her beautiful Portuguese coloring! She didn’t even know it was *possible* to put makeup anywhere other than her giant face!
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ah yes. manipupativelynn is in full swing.
 
I'm sure if Rickie came into some money he would move out with Eric.
Why him move out? It's his house along with Eric's. All of his belongings are there and he knows the area.

Becky's their best friend and roommate. But she didn't want to move out with Amber despite Amber trying to manipulate her to do so (all the cat drama). All of them are locked in place at the moment--Becky's too stupid, Amber's too fat, and the fags are loyal to Becky to a fault. If anyone initiated a move, it'd have to be Becky.
 
Why him move out? It's his house along with Eric's. All of his belongings are there and he knows the area.

Becky's their best friend and roommate. But she didn't want to move out with Amber despite Amber trying to manipulate her to do so (all the cat drama). All of them are locked in place at the moment--Becky's too stupid, Amber's too fat, and the fags are loyal to Becky to a fault. If anyone initiated a move, it'd have to be Becky.
I have a feeling there's more to it than that though. Amber has talked about wanting to move out with Becky in prior videos, but I think Becky would feel bad about leaving Eric and Rickie behind since they (AL and Becky) supposedly pay "more" rent. If they move out, Eric and Rickie are stuck paying for the entire house on Rickie's limited income.
 
For people who have been watching her the full time she’s been on YouTube I’m amazed they still have anything to say about her because it’s only been about 16 months for me and I don’t even know what else to say. The cycles, the victim hood, the snide behaviour followed by humble crying - it’s all the same over and over.
 
Amber would never try to cover up her beautiful Portuguese coloring! She didn’t even know it was *possible* to put makeup anywhere other than her giant face!
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Lol sure, jan. From TORRID TRY ON HAUL!!!! 12/19/18:

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Amber claiming not to know things despite her archiving herself deliberately doing the things is one of my favs
 
Why him move out? It's his house along with Eric's. All of his belongings are there and he knows the area.
It's not actually his house, though. They're all renting it from a third party.

Ricky and Eric moving out is the easiest option that doesn't involve trying to get the landlord to evict Amber.
 
It's not actually his house, though. They're all renting it from a third party.

Ricky and Eric moving out is the easiest option that doesn't involve trying to get the landlord to evict Amber.
It doesn't really matter, the concept stands. No one would be willing to move from anywhere if they lived there first. Imagine living in an apartment with your spouse. You're completely moved in, you love it, it's a convenient location for you. You decorate it your own way and make it comfortable for you. Then, your friend needs a place to stay. You agree to it as long as she contributes.

Years later, she gets a girlfriend who doesn't want roommates but compromises by contributing to rent in exchange for her own designated space. She bitches all the time but your friend doesn't want to be far from you. Would you move out of the apartment that you and your spouse lived in just to not hear the bitching? Of course not. No one would in this situation. That's why they're stuck until Becky initiates a move considering that she's the only one who wants to stay, came second to Eric and Rickie, and would need to do all the house-hunting/packing/moving bc Amber's bed bound.
 
Would you move out of the apartment that you and your spouse lived in just to not hear the bitching?
I think it depends on the person/people. If there was no particular ties to the home, I could see a couple moving out and leaving the friend/gf behind...why not move onwards and upwards to greener pastures? Especially if they're a young couple with plenty of life left to experience together.

As far as Rickie resenting AL, I like to think that he's smart enough to realize that things won't stay this way forever. Someday, something will give.

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Ok, Makeup Kiwis: is there some other type of makeup Amber could have used on her hands other than concealer? She's only denying using that, not denying using makeup of any kind.
Probably foundation since she's lazy.
 
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Ok, Makeup Kiwis: is there some other type of makeup Amber could have used on her hands other than concealer? She's only denying using that, not denying using makeup of any kind.


She could use liquid foundation. It wouldn't completely cover up the darkness, just make it slightly lighter/more even skin tone.
 
I wouldn't be surprised if Rickie gets some measure of support/chances to vent at work, and those people might be the only ones keeping him... not content, but able to bare with his life right now. Eric getting his drivers license was a big step towards him becoming independent, which will also alleviate some of Rickie's stress as well. I know I'm being extremely :optimistic: but things seem to be changing (very) slowly in the household dynamic.
 
No, you get rid of her by getting your friend to leave with her or dump her.

Moving's hard. There's no reason to even assume that E+R are financially stable enough to move. Or generally in a time period that they can. You know who can, and wants, to move? Amber. Rickie shouldn't have to throw away what little he's built for himself because one fatass doesn't want go that far away and can't compromise with her behemoth girlfriend that wants to pull her away from the only place she's ever known. Amber would bitch even more if she was at risk of staying in that house forever.
 
For people who have been watching her the full time she’s been on YouTube I’m amazed they still have anything to say about her because it’s only been about 16 months for me and I don’t even know what else to say. The cycles, the victim hood, the snide behaviour followed by humble crying - it’s all the same over and over.
Ive got a year under my belt with amber, and I still can't believe I still tune in to watch her pronounce mercury "mookery" and discuss the ph levels of water while she eats 2 family size ruffle bags a day. She revealed last night on IG that her new diet plan is just tracking calories!!! 🤗 🥰
 
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