bev
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Read the general thread all the way through like others did. No one's going to summarize 6 years worth of content for you.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Well, she's not a reliable historian. She a laaah. But you could start with these two videos.
PROTIP: Watch on 2X speed
Picking up where these videos leave off, U-Haul LesbianLynn left Kasey in Arizona and went to live with Krystle in 2011 after meeting her online and then once in person. Once in Virginia, Amber lost the famous 89 pounds. She gained it all back and started a youtube channel, hoping to get motivated to lose weight.
She yo-yo'd for a few years, then started gaining hard once Krystle got her driver's license and was able to butler Amberlynn around to restaurants and fast food all the time. In spring 2015 Krystle dumped her.
Soon after, AL met Destiny online. She went to live with Destiny (literally moved in with her the day they met) and proceeded to gain a ton of weight. But she actually didn't do much weight-related content on her channel during this time.
She got dumped by Destiny in early 2017. She met Becky online and went to live with her. By this time, Amberlynn was making enough money from youtube to live quite comfortably. MASSIVE gains ensued, and here we are.
That should be enough for you to get your bearings, I'm sure other people will help fill in the blanks for you too
And actually, there's a wiki article. Though I don't know accurate or current it is.
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Null's podcast. It's a bit inaccurate on fine details but it's a good start. Special Bonus: Dear Leader's voice instead of Big Al's.
Nobody could read the entire board or even this thread, you'd be chasing a moving target. But Twinks gave you the basics, this adds more then you can hit us up with any questions on detail.
YouTube
Enjoy the videos and music you love, upload original content, and share it all with friends, family, and the world on YouTube.
m.youtube.com
And yes, there will be a test
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Right, wouldn't you have lost more than 1 pound in a year if we were wrong?
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To add to the current conversation, in Ricky’s cooking video he showed Becky arriving with a pizza and amber sure as shit didn’t show herself eating it on camera
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She doesn't seem to understand that people who are honest don't feel the need to prove how honest they are. If she had an ounce of the honesty and confidence she says she has, she wouldn't be bothered by retards making dumb theories.
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I like how her roommates and gf are actively trying to lose weight and she's still spieling over how she's trying to lose weight, her various traumas, how difficult it is for her to walk or climb stairs; it's getting so pathetic at this point that she won't even weigh herself. It's hard to imagine someone being so bad at losing weight becoming such a motivation of what not to do.
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Hey, now! I'll take my
if I must but that's literally exactly what I did! (That and many other threads on the Farms....)Now actually making an account, joining in on the conversation, AFTER lurking for god knows how long - in June of all months? That dumbass mistake is 100% on me lmao.
lmao she doesn't understand (still) that it really doesn't MATTER at the end of the day what she shows or doesn't show to the camera.
"The calories you eat in private show up in public" and all that. If she says she is eating healthy, mukbangs nothing but salad, cries on Instagram that she listens to the comments telling her to do better, waaah waahhh boo hoo....we will see it. We. Will. See. The. Weight. Loss. But guess what? We never do. In fact, Big Ham, we have spent years watching you lie out of one side of your mouth (while stuffing junk in the other) as you constantly pack the weight on and blow up fatter and fatter.
So really. Al is a liar and always will be, yes. But our eyes always tell the hardest, realest truth.
SituationTypeThing
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Hey, now! I'll take my
Now actually making an account, joining in on the conversation, AFTER lurking for god knows how long - in June of all months? That dumbass mistake is 100% on me lmao.
That's what I did too - or I should say am in the process of doing. I lurked the present updates on KF for a long time, decided to go back to the start and finally joined around page 100, I'm near 180 or so now (she and becky are together, but it hasn't been long since they've been official. I'm about at the point where destiny and dana order their dogs a dorra the explorer child bed). It's kind of like an immersive novel, but the pace has really slowed down. The first 100 pages covered Krystle, meeting destiny, moving to FL, moving to KY and Destiny dumping her. It's kind of slow-going now. I keep going as time permits because I'm an autist like that.
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We're basically the ones forcing her to eat garbage at this point.
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To be fair they only asked for "sources" and "intro" they weren't expecting handholding or anything, no harm in typing up a quick timeline ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Amber Lynn Reid was born fat in Florida
Her methd out parent migrated to California then to Oklahoma or some shit
Parents get busted for drugs
Al and her brothers go to foster care
Youngest brother gets adopted out, AL and other brother get bounced from Foster homes until she turns 18
Fat and 18 was kicked out her Grandmothers house for being a nasty cunt and mooches in with her underage gf who later on claims had raped her
Cheated on said gf with a gorl named Krystle and moved into her upper middle class parents home in Virginia to help keep sped krystle and was rece3iving an allowance from her parents for doing so.
Krystle dumps al after 4 years during the last year of their relationship AL starts a weight loss channel.
Lost 89 pounds but at the time of her channel she plateaued and started gaining.
She will go on to gain over 200 pounds in 3 years.
After the breakup she met destiny on a phone app, they talk then AL somehow dupes another sped to have her move in with them.
Dusty lives in Florida, AL moves into Dusty's Grandmothers home for a few months until they get their own apartment.
Dusty works at a rest home and got AL a part time job even though al lies and says its full time, AL also lets Dusty's cat run away so she can get her own cat.
They live there a year then move to Kentucky to stay with/ mooch off of Destiny's mother, They bolth get jobs at the same place where they did data input.
AL lies about why they were going there saying they were helping care for Dustys Mother but it was a lie.
Al makes a video about the lies she was telling for years.
AL quits her job as she was calling out too much but we know she was fired.
AL m anaged to have 3 cats and one dog whom she let piss and shit all over Dustys room once Dusty moved out.
AL and Dusty finally move out into a town-home and in late December/Jan Dusty breaks up with AL for her co-worker Dana.
Dusty was lying about when she started dating Dana we know she was cheating on AL.
Then she met becky ballooned even more and now shes boring.
Fin.
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What boggles me is that she is the creator of all this. Yay, great, you're going to eat healthy but never follows through. It's not rocket science to deduct that simply, the bish is a lah and everything is our fault.
Edited for spelling. Lunesta is hell of a drug.
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Oh yeah Twink, ya did good.
Lurking is always good too (and reading the whole novel-length General Thread is like a rite of passage, imo)
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I think Amber actually gains weight when she eats healthy shit. She'll eat some healthy meal that she doesn't enjoy whatsoever, then because she feels unsatisfied she'll go eat whatever junk she felt like eating in the first place. She doesn't replace her bad eating with healthy stuff, she eats "healthy" meals in addition to the regular crap.
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lmao but gorl. three bananas are still zero WW points. Eat as many as you want (:
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Amber is really, really prone to restrict/binge cycles. (lol @ amber restricting)
She'll set a goal for like 1,800 calories..... try to adhere to it by eating "healthy" food she hates.
Then she will fail by eating like 2,000 calories or breaking some weird food rule she made for herself.
She will then say fuck it I'll start again tomorrow. Have a 3,000 plus binge.... with the misconception that she is going to "start forreal tomorrow" then the cycle starts again. Restrict/binge/restrict/binge.
That' partly why she is so opposed to keto. She doesn't feel like it's "healthy" - she has this thought process that she is perpetually having a "last hurrah" before "okay totally forreal going to start my new lifestyle tomorrow" when it comes to dieting black and white thinking is super toxic and she has black and white thinking BAD.
She would have been a lot better served following the doctors plan where she just ate reasonable portioned foods throughout the day with joyless snacking to prevent binging like the doctor advised her too..... but nope
today she will surely start her new lifestyle (:
(well, maybe not today because oops I messed up but tomorrow fer sure.... rinse and repeat)
She'll set a goal for like 1,800 calories..... try to adhere to it by eating "healthy" food she hates.
Then she will fail by eating like 2,000 calories or breaking some weird food rule she made for herself.
She will then say fuck it I'll start again tomorrow. Have a 3,000 plus binge.... with the misconception that she is going to "start forreal tomorrow" then the cycle starts again. Restrict/binge/restrict/binge.
That' partly why she is so opposed to keto. She doesn't feel like it's "healthy" - she has this thought process that she is perpetually having a "last hurrah" before "okay totally forreal going to start my new lifestyle tomorrow" when it comes to dieting black and white thinking is super toxic and she has black and white thinking BAD.
She would have been a lot better served following the doctors plan where she just ate reasonable portioned foods throughout the day with joyless snacking to prevent binging like the doctor advised her too..... but nope
today she will surely start her new lifestyle (:
(well, maybe not today because oops I messed up but tomorrow fer sure.... rinse and repeat)
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She's just opposed to anything that would actually cause weightloss or a reduction in what she can eat in a day. Her nitpicks about keto or her doctor's plan or WW are all the same one thing, an escape hatch.
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At this point, Al would need to be monitored 24/7 by nurses, doctors and dietitians to have any meaningful weight loss. She would also need restricted phone access and an on site therapist to help her food addiction. The only reason she lost those infamous 89 elbees was because Al was monitored by Krystal’s parents, had limited spending money and was forced to do things that didn’t involve eating (like going to school). Her habits have become such a part of her, that in order to make changes, she would need extreme measures. Unsurprisingly, she seems glad to be taking the fast lane to six feet under in a few years. Some of her organs are probably so damaged by now that even if she did lose the weight, her lifespan will still be shorter because of all the strain her organs have gone through.
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There's no point in wasting all those resources on her because she doesn't want to lose weight.