Operation Chris Eater commences

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You have never been in lulz,
Until you've seen some tard,
Get charged because of bl.arms.

And you have never been in lulz,
Until you've seen the Barb rise,
Inside the Home for the hoard.

He is the spergy petty Thug,
And you're standing at the 'Stop,
Where Chris-chan was the,
First of the cows with some spray in his hand,
And the first to do time.
The first of the gang to cry, oh my!

Chris-chan was the,
First of the cows with some spray in his hand,
And the first to do time.
The first of the gang to cry, oh my!

You have never been in lulz,
Until you've seen the tantrum thrown,
Over trashed Sonic Boom.

He is the spergy petty Thug,
And you're standing at the 'Stop,
Where Chris-chan was the,
First of the cows with some spray in his hand,
And the first to do time.
The first of the gang to cry

Such a silly boy

Chris-chan was the first of the cows
With some spray in his hand
and a charge for this farce
and the first lost lad
to go behind those bars

And he raged at the trolls and the Ken
and the CWCki forum and the white knighters
and he raged the night away
Heraged the night away
He raged the night away
Away...
He raged the night away
Away...
 
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From ki'wi, ki'wi, we Christorians born,
To kiwi'we all return.
4chan, 8chan, I've sworn, I've sworn,
To guard these cocks we've earned.

May spergs and cows melt down Manajerks.
A pyre on SEGA's door.
In floods of blue, I pray they drown,
For overload they've caused.

Chris sound the horn of SON-CHU passed.
Call starving Snorlax forth.
Urge q-sands to break the fast,
On wardens of the mall!

White knights, white knights recolour the arms,
Of hedgehogs across the sea.
Paint Gamestop in glitter rains,
To bring Sonic back to me.

Mike grabbed me from my mother's grasp,
To claim me as his prize.
Rell freed me from Snyder's clasp.
The rival spergs locked eyes.
The rival spergs locked eyes!

Fight on, fight on, Christian the Brave,
Asspatters bear steel with you.
Our cow, my lulz, a hero's grave.
So blarm returns to flesh...
Still blarms grow tan anew.

 
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Phantasmagoric said:
People over at 8chan and the like are saying he will get probation.

He already was on probation. He's going to either get the jail time in his felony class, or a fine, in my opinion.
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His probation ended in July of 2013, so I doubt it'll factor into the sentencing for this one.

I'm honestly surprised how excited I am about what will no doubt be a 5 minute long continuation.
 
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jemas42 said:
His probation ended in July of 2013, so I doubt it'll factor into the sentencing for this one.
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You don't think they'll take him being a repeat offender into account and give him worse than a slap on the wrist?
 
DeadMansHand said:
10 minutes to go. Right now, stress sighs are echoing down the corridors of the Albermarle County Courthouse as a dedicated public defender tries to convince Chris to take a plea bargain....
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On that note, is anyone taking bets on the PD just requesting a continuance, it getting granted without question, and absolutely nothing else happening?
 
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