Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Kate Farms Shill]

Not often enough. We need MOAR Autie hand dancing videos they are top notch entertainment

It's like watching a drunk trying to do tai chi.

 

[Maxie]

It's like watching a drunk trying to do tai chi.

Or someone with a bee in their clothes

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

It's like watching a drunk trying to do tai chi.

TBF I'd watch that too can we influence SJ to take up tai chi?

 

[Erica_Kane]

Autie needs to follow actual autistics or like her son's peers even. Is she high and think she can dance or... just that she's so autistically amazing she has to express it.
SJ and I live closish to each other I think if she starts tai chi I may need to witness in person. Edited to say I actually wouldn't but tempting

 

[TardHunter]

Fell down the #StimDancing rabbit hole on instagram after a light browse through the dumpster fire that is AgonyAutie’s account.


So for every legitimate autistic person #stimming #actuallyautistic #stimdancing (posted)exploited, they seem to be young children with parents (mostly mom / white female / snowflake / oversharing / no boundary) and it’s sad for the kids. But the rest, hooo boy. There’s an entire sea of AgonyAuties out there.

I found this faking bitch to be the funniest. No reason in particular, she’s just really half assing and seems to be torn between being an exceptional autistic, or becoming a camwhore. Interacts with AgonyAutie via comments. Spoiler = “artsy” toilet pic. Nasty ass bitch
Sickstagram
A portfolio of sorts





Her #stimdance is basically a stripper show. Consists of her wiggling her hips, rubbing her body and shaking her ass. The caption though. #EHLERSDANLOSSYNDROME #CanStillShakeMyAss



Also, take a look at who commented. Of course, of course.



Yes, obvious EDS and not a case of sagging neck.



Before her sickstagram, she was just a sex crazed chick posting her thirst online.







And then a stimming video, seems to be the first one she posted (that I found) and it got positive attention. Maybe this is why?



Spoiler: her period blood in the toilet, y’all. Hashtags include #strength #divinefeminine

Spoiler

And then, for the random link in her bio. Herbanaut. I figured she’d be shilling some kind of green drink or magic vitamins. No, it’s some kind of portfolio. Nothing to see here, entire thing is blank, and then the portfolio section had a bunch of exceptional paintings photos slapped in. Surprisingly not a bunch of disability porn.

 

[medicaidmunch]

I always love the EDS munchie's "my hip just pops out walking". Taking out congenital hip dysplasia it is impossible. Hip dislocations in type 3/hypermobility are only slightly higher than the normal population. Type 7/arthoclasica type it's a hallmark symptom (along with short stature). Hip dislocations take a mighty amount of force to happen, they are most commonly seen in car accidents or post replacement. What they are probably experiencing is "snapping hip syndrome" which is mostly a harmless snapping of the IT band against the head of the femur. It came be painful at times, but is not a true dislocation. In fact most lay people who come in for "hip dislocations" have this it is commonly perceived as a "pop" and can involve a strange feeling.

In the end, you can't dislocate and relocate your hip yourself. You require the MJ tard cum of amnesia.

try telling this to all the crazies in any EDS group. they start chimping out like you just murdered their beloved pet. once they read that EDS can cause subluxations and dislocations, they assume that any pop is exactly that. i’d pay to see one of them who claims hip dislocations walk on a legitimately dislocated one.

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More word throw up from mysteryelles. She is going to see Henderson in MD at the end of October. He’s one of the only surgeons in the US who will do CCI surgery on EDS patients. You have to pay out of pocket then hope for reimbursement from insurance. Many of his patients end up having complications and repeat surgeries.

Might do an OP on her because her posts are all over the place.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Before her sickstagram, she was just a sex crazed chick posting her thirst online.

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what a sad, flat ass.

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Uhhh does she explain why she drinks baby formula by any chance? Just curious because she also has photos of her eating people food.

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

what a sad, flat ass.



Uhhh does she explain why she drinks baby formula by any chance? Just curious because she also has photos of her eating people food.

I'm going to guess it's because she's insane

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

I'm going to guess it's because she's insane

Right, munchie logic. This is, after all, the girl who clips those plush baby toys that are meant to clip onto the handle of infant carriers and strollers to her fucking neck brace.

 

[TonySoprano]

Paige's hair was already starting to grow back at the beginning of that instagram account. That's something else she never explained. I think alopecia was mentioned but you don't grow stubble over alopecia patches. I think she DFE'd when the newspaper articles about her many many bouts of sepsis started coming out.

I think a pair of oven mitts and duct tape would sort Kelly's worst case evahh Bechets out.

Alopecia wouldn't just miraculously start to grow back beginning with stubble until it was lovely long locks lol... You're right. It'd be scabby and grow in tiny patches and usually when one patch grows another patch goes bald.

I don't know the full story here but in general people often shave their head when they're faking cancer or whatever and it's the biggest fuckin giveaway. When hair grows back after chemo it's so soft like babies hair.. People need to learn to just fkn leave hair alone it's like a written confession with a set of clippers.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Alopecia wouldn't just miraculously start to grow back beginning with stubble until it was lovely long locks lol... You're right. It'd be scabby and grow in tiny patches and usually when one patch grows another patch goes bald.

I don't know the full story here but in general people often shave their head when they're faking cancer or whatever and it's the biggest fuckin giveaway. When hair grows back after chemo it's so soft like babies hair.. People need to learn to just fkn leave hair alone it's like a written confession with a set of clippers.

no one knows the full story here. She scrubbed her entire internet presence squeaky-clean at some point. There's no proof of her even existing before she had a bunch of tubes sticking out of her and was living in the hospital. She claimed she lost her hair three years ago but doesn't explain. Rarely answers any question. Just constant sad face selfies with new medical drama in the captions, infection after infection, and something like ten bouts of sepsis in a single year-long hospitalization.

She makes it super obvious that she fucks with all her lines, too.

 

[TonySoprano]

no one knows the full story here. She scrubbed her entire internet presence squeaky-clean at some point. There's no proof of her even existing before she had a bunch of tubes sticking out of her and was living in the hospital. She claimed she lost her hair three years ago but doesn't explain. Rarely answers any question. Just constant sad face selfies with new medical drama in the captions, infection after infection, and something like ten bouts of sepsis in a single year-long hospitalization.

She makes it super obvious that she fucks with all her lines, too.

Probably just because a bald/ing head contributes so well to the overall "look at me I'm fkn riddled with illness" chic.

Obviously another one sitting in the corner smearing shit everywhere since sepsis is so fun.

 

[large_farva]

that 'tism dancing reminds me of something...

 

[Sooper Speshul Southerner]

that 'tism dancing reminds me of something...

Yesssss!!! I knew I recognized it from somewhere! Manson was a whack job, but man was he a fun whack job.

Edit: If I had any technology skills at all, I'd make a side by side of Autie and Manson doing their r.etard dancing. It would be so glorious.

 

[Casket Base]

Yesssss!!! I knew I recognized it from somewhere! Manson was a whack job, but man was he a fun whack job.

Edit: If I had any technology skills at all, I'd make a side by side of Autie and Manson doing their r.etard dancing. It would be so glorious.

I gotchu fam

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[iluvmylife]

I gotchu fam

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this is by far the best thing I have ever seen bahahaha

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Ew, she has the worst attitude and always full of excuses. And God, why does she have to over-explain E-V-E-R-Y-T-H-I-N-G ad nauseum? What makes it even more painful is her inability to form a grammatically correct sentence, pay attention to her spell-check function and just the overall lack of neurons firing in whatever brain cells she has remaining. The long rambling reply makes me think she had Adderall to take through that whole weekend. "I haven't blacked out in 10 years," Seriously, what a moron. There is so much more that could be said but you guys already know. I'm thinking today's vlog (if there is one) will discuss this comment possibly. She can't help herself.

 

[Sooper Speshul Southerner]

I gotchu fam

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You're the real hero.

 

[suck my pickle]

try telling this to all the crazies in any EDS group. they start chimping out like you just murdered their beloved pet. once they read that EDS can cause subluxations and dislocations, they assume that any pop is exactly that. i’d pay to see one of them who claims hip dislocations walk on a legitimately dislocated one.

edit to avoid double posting:

More word throw up from mysteryelles. She is going to see Henderson in MD at the end of October. He’s one of the only surgeons in the US who will do CCI surgery on EDS patients. You have to pay out of pocket then hope for reimbursement from insurance. Many of his patients end up having complications and repeat surgeries.

Might do an OP on her because her posts are all over the place.

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bless your fucking heart if you can wade through all her word vomit to do up an OP on her. attempted it a while ago but she has literally claimed every dx under the sun and writes so fucking much on her posts I got too bored/overwhelmed.

also she drinks baby formula because she is fucking obsessed with pretending to be a child. she goes on and on about how wonderful child life was during x hospital stay or how she gets to bond with her mom while she gives her a bath...

honestly wondered for a while whether or not she was into ABDL but I think she just wants alllllll the attention & sympathy.

 

[Cold Waffle]

bless your fucking heart if you can wade through all her word vomit to do up an OP on her. attempted it a while ago but she has literally claimed every dx under the sun and writes so fucking much on her posts I got too bored/overwhelmed.

also she drinks baby formula because she is fucking obsessed with pretending to be a child. she goes on and on about how wonderful child life was during x hospital stay or how she gets to bond with her mom while she gives her a bath...

honestly wondered for a while whether or not she was into ABDL but I think she just wants alllllll the attention & sympathy.

Every time I scroll through her instagram, I get a kick out of her levels of disabled she puts on. Sometimes she's putting out all the stops with a million braces, her power chair, earmuffs (for what, I wonder?), and an assortment of stuffed toys.


Other days, she's perfectly fine, doing age-appropriate activities without her disabled accessories or widdle toys and teddies.


There's an inbetween (brace on while out shopping, brace on while walking around, etc.), but these two extremes never fail to amuse me.

 

[Sooper Speshul Southerner]

Every time I scroll through her instagram, I get a kick out of her levels of disabled she puts on. Sometimes she's putting out all the stops with a million braces, her power chair, earmuffs (for what, I wonder?), and an assortment of stuffed toys.
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Other days, she's perfectly fine, doing age-appropriate activities without her disabled accessories or widdle toys and teddies.
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There's an inbetween (brace on while out shopping, brace on while walking around, etc.), but these two extremes never fail to amuse me.

What is it with munchies and wearing tard muffs? Is it because they all claim the 'tism or is it because earmuffs Garner attention? Or is there something I'm missing? Jaq was another one who busted out the muffs, but it was usually in conjunction with her Barbie car and usually at Disney. Ultimate attentions.