Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[Cold Waffle]

What is it with munchies and wearing tard muffs? Is it because they all claim the 'tism or is it because earmuffs Garner attention? Or is there something I'm missing? Jaq was another one who busted out the muffs, but it was usually in conjunction with her Barbie car and usually at Disney. Ultimate attentions.

I think it's to claim the 'tism or a sensory processing disorder. Ellen doesn't mention anything like that, though (that I've found so far). Please also note that her earmuffs are zebra print. It must all be zEbRa.

Her instagram bio lists NDPH ("new daily persistent headache," which wiki says is "a primary headache syndrome which can mimic chronic migraine and chronic tension-type headache"), EDS, ARFID (lolz picky eater/ED coverup), PTSD (from what?), CFS/ME (chronic fatigue). None of these alleged diagnoses would necessitate earmuffs.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Every time I scroll through her instagram, I get a kick out of her levels of disabled she puts on. Sometimes she's putting out all the stops with a million braces, her power chair, earmuffs (for what, I wonder?), and an assortment of stuffed toys.
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Other days, she's perfectly fine, doing age-appropriate activities without her disabled accessories or widdle toys and teddies.
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There's an inbetween (brace on while out shopping, brace on while walking around, etc.), but these two extremes never fail to amuse me.

Need power chair and neck brace or will dislocate everything and pass out. Can bounce on a trampoline and do a flip.

How in the hell does anyone believe this adult child?

PTSD (from what?)

the hip new thing is to claim that you got PTSD when your doctor didn't believe you or a test was ouchy.

Granted I'm sure there's kids who get cancer really young and are absolutely traumatized by the experience or something like that, but these birds claim it because the doctor gave them IM ativan when they came in for a panic attack life threatening anaphylaxis and it hurrrrrt.

 

[TardHunter]

Every time I scroll through her instagram, I get a kick out of her levels of disabled she puts on. Sometimes she's putting out all the stops with a million braces, her power chair, earmuffs (for what, I wonder?), and an assortment of stuffed toys.
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Other days, she's perfectly fine, doing age-appropriate activities without her disabled accessories or widdle toys and teddies.
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There's an inbetween (brace on while out shopping, brace on while walking around, etc.), but these two extremes never fail to amuse me.

LOL. If I’d have seen this person in public I’d assume they were developmentally disabled, or even brain damaged, to say the very least. I can’t decide if it’s because of the fucking baby toys, the exceptional ear muffs or if it’s because she’s got a chunky face and the neck brace thing gives her a double chin. I wonder why she doesn’t break out the glitter glue and stickers for +50 attention and +25 customization on all of her gear. At this point she may as well pull a Jaq and go with neon pink, or perhaps cheetah/zebra print. Maximum attention, can see her from outer space, can design her outfits around her zebra print sparkly neck brace with custom zebra toys hanging to match.

ETA - It’s sad because I’m assuming the first photo is her family and they look relatively normal. I hope mom and dad don’t play into her bullshit.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

LOL. If I’d have seen this person in public I’d assume they were developmentally disabled, or even brain damaged, to say the very least. I can’t decide if it’s because of the fucking baby toys, the exceptional ear muffs or if it’s because she’s got a chunky face and the neck brace thing gives her a double chin. I wonder why she doesn’t break out the glitter glue and stickers for +50 attention and +25 customization on all of her gear. At this point she may as well pull a Jaq and go with neon pink, or perhaps cheetah/zebra print.

tbh when she was first brought up a few months ago, she had a whole bunch of exceptional pictures and mentioned downs syndrome fundraisers and I thought she was actually faking 'tarded. Which would have been so much better than another munchie combo platter.

 

[iluvmylife]

Enjoy the new mean girl muchie I found. I'll do a deep dive into her later; at work at the moment

My Illness is Chronic, My Rants are Iconic

It takes a strong person to deal with chronic pain and chronic illness and that is why we are Spoonies. I want to show you the good and the bad, the laughs a...

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[TardHunter]

Please also note that her earmuffs are zebra print. It must all be zEbRa.

HA HAHHAHA HA you weren’t kidding. Her entire bedroom. Well, the bed. It’s really ugly, childish, and it doesn’t match. If I saw this without her in the bed, I’d assume it’s some pre-tween’s bedroom. Children are notorious for their...unusual taste in fashion and design. Maybe she is a spud, or a half-fried spud or something.



ETA - Even the rug. Is that a rug right there by the bed? Hard to tell if it’s that or just another plushie or something.

 

[Cold Waffle]

HA HAHHAHA HA you weren’t kidding. Her entire bedroom. Well, the bed. It’s really ugly, childish, and it doesn’t match. If I saw this without her in the bed, I’d assume it’s some pre-tween’s bedroom. Children are notorious for their...unusual taste in fashion and design. Maybe she is a spud, or a half-fried spud or something.

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ETA - Even the rug. Is that a rug right there by the bed? Hard to tell if it’s that or just another plushie or something.

Oh, sweet innocent Kiwi. You have only reached the tip of her zebra iceberg.


...and there's more where that came from.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

HA HAHHAHA HA you weren’t kidding. Her entire bedroom. Well, the bed. It’s really ugly, childish, and it doesn’t match. If I saw this without her in the bed, I’d assume it’s some pre-tween’s bedroom. Children are notorious for their...unusual taste in fashion and design. Maybe she is a spud, or a half-fried spud or something.

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ETA - Even the rug. Is that a rug right there by the bed? Hard to tell if it’s that or just another plushie or something.

It looks like it's a rug with a plush head. Something like this deer one.

Oh, sweet innocent Kiwi. You have only reached the tip of her zebra iceberg.
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...and there's more where that came from.

For some reason the cuddling a pregnancy pillow surrounded by children's toys photo is killing me. And the 3D glasses over zebra tardmuffs at Disneyland. This ridiculous fat-faced oriental SPED is just tickling me pink today.

 

[yomamamasofat]

Every time I scroll through her instagram, I get a kick out of her levels of disabled she puts on. Sometimes she's putting out all the stops with a million braces, her power chair, earmuffs (for what, I wonder?), and an assortment of stuffed toys.
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Other days, she's perfectly fine, doing age-appropriate activities without her disabled accessories or widdle toys and teddies.
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There's an inbetween (brace on while out shopping, brace on while walking around, etc.), but these two extremes never fail to amuse me.

Interesting that her powerchair has no headrest. Usually if someone had neck/head support issues their chair would have one. Especially if it was one that she was assessed as needing and provided with. Makes the fact its for attention more obvious. I'm suprized she hasn't zebra printed it to make it oh so more eye-catching.

 

[TonySoprano]

Lol, this one looks like Jabba the Hut gearing up to go BMX'ing

 

[iluvmylife]

Oh, sweet innocent Kiwi. You have only reached the tip of her zebra iceberg.
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...and there's more where that came from.

I cannot imagine having to cohabitate with this person. Someone needs to show this to EvilDad, it may put some things in perspective for him. However, it would be entertaining if Sarah-Jean rose to this level.

 

[elliptical narcissist]

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Every picture, an insane smile. I'm imagining her in different situations. Sound asleep: insane smile. On the pot taking a dump: insane smile. Watching a sad movie with the family: insane smile.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I gotchu fam

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This is like a bizarre tiktok video I love it. I'd give you a semper fi but I can't use that reaction yet

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

Alopecia wouldn't just miraculously start to grow back beginning with stubble until it was lovely long locks lol... You're right. It'd be scabby and grow in tiny patches and usually when one patch grows another patch goes bald.

I don't know the full story here but in general people often shave their head when they're faking cancer or whatever and it's the biggest fuckin giveaway. When hair grows back after chemo it's so soft like babies hair.. People need to learn to just fkn leave hair alone it's like a written confession with a set of clippers.

Wtf, why do they bother claiming alopecia when they can somewhat legitimately claim trichatilomania? (Christ knows if I spelt that right.)
Or is trich just less cool because it’s more mental than physical in origin?

Munchies mental gymnastics are confusing.

 

[YC 024]

bless your fucking heart if you can wade through all her word vomit to do up an OP on her. attempted it a while ago but she has literally claimed every dx under the sun and writes so fucking much on her posts I got too bored/overwhelmed.

also she drinks baby formula because she is fucking obsessed with pretending to be a child. she goes on and on about how wonderful child life was during x hospital stay or how she gets to bond with her mom while she gives her a bath...

honestly wondered for a while whether or not she was into ABDL but I think she just wants alllllll the attention & sympathy.

Let’s remember she is about 21 or 22 as well. Good heavens

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Wtf, why do they bother claiming alopecia when they can somewhat legitimately claim trichatilomania? (Christ knows if I spelt that right.)
Or is trich just less cool because it’s more mental than physical in origin?

Munchies mental gymnastics are confusing.

Autie is the only one I can remember that claimed trichalitomania and she didn't touch a shiny blue hair on her non autistic head. She tweeted random hairs on her legs. I posted the video in the thread somewhere.

 

[TonySoprano]

Wtf, why do they bother claiming alopecia when they can somewhat legitimately claim trichatilomania? (Christ knows if I spelt that right.)
Or is trich just less cool because it’s more mental than physical in origin?

Munchies mental gymnastics are confusing.

That's probably just way way too close to actually admitting that they are doing something to themselves...

You're right though, people's hearts don't bleed for mental illness...

 

[UT 514]

Holy shit that girl is doing a flip??? Why would she ever post that if she doesn't want people to think she's faking? This girl is blowing my mind
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[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

Holy shit that girl is doing a flip??? Why would she ever post that if she doesn't want people to think she's faking? This girl is blowing my mind
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They seem to mistake EDS for “lol I’m a quirky acrobat” quite a lot. As if no one without EDS could ever be flexible.
I guess that’s why these girls like it so much, they see it as a handy “pity me/be impressed by me” combo.

 

[Freezerburn420691]

Morgan is much sick and needs another stomach surgery. Not featured are her newest raps,if that is what you could call it.