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JMR said:
I just tuned in. Was there any explanation as to his lighting situation? When it was suggested he close his blinds for the daytime streams of the horror games, Phil was so defensive, insisting that doing so during the day would do nothing. Today his face cam for Blair Witch (left) looks way better than it ever did at night (right).

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He said the sun was shining against the blinds so it lit up the room more. At least he still has his blue lightning to show how interactive the stream is.
 
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RemoveKebab said:
Phil doesn't understand memes because he's Phil. He probably thinks the bottle crunch is a hawt new meme created by Dark himself.
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No, his mind is that of the ultimate cosmic universal perfected mind of all manchildren. He makes NEETdom seem like a quality trait in some twisted dysfunctional fantasy for other like-minded speds to strive for. Maybe that's why he still has paypigs? Only the mentally unstable and like-minded can ever dream of that being the end all be all to life. Being just like Dave.

Dave's reaction with the bottle is simple. He is a manchild and wants attention, any attention. He's the king of hate therefore his attention must be negative. The bleaching, the snorts, the bottle crinkles. All of it is negative and hated. He is the embodiment of his own fucking meme.


I guess what I'm trying to say is. Dave is a faggot.
 
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Quoting myself because we recently talked about this.

Comma said:
This man probably has no money of his own because every time there's some money on his bank account, it's at risk of getting swallowed by some kind of debt/credit card payment.
He has mentioned a couple of times that he has tried to set due dates for bills around the same date as much as possible. That's why he's complaining about being overdrafted and pushing for cash tips at the same time: he's trying to get a positive balance on his bank account through tips as often as possible in order for him to actually be able to buy things. After using that positive balance to buy stuff, most likely one of the many bills (debt payments included) will take away what's left of that, and force his bank account in the red again.
I can see how this is a continuous battle like the ebb and flow of an ocean, hence his constant begging for tips and complaining about being overdrafted. Though, he got lucky the past month by getting some extra cash (e.g. the $2K cat reveal), so he hasn't been hammering on the being overdrafted thing, which makes me believe he actually managed to keep a positive balance over a longer period of time for the first time in ages. But I believe things are still tight, with the difference between a positive or negative balance being maybe $100 or less at times, with the added chance of it getting sucked up by some debt payment/bill at any given moment.
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DSP during today's pre-stream, talking about his mortgage payment(s), credit card loans and bank account:

















"All of my bills are coming due right now, including my mortgage, a bunch of credit card loans et cetera. They all usually come due in the first half of the month. There's a few of them that come due in the second half of the month, but most of them are early on. It completely empties out my bank account and straps me for cash for a while."

Kinda scary how close my post above is to what he just said. You'd almost say he read it and decided it was a nice explanation for his ever increasing begging for cash donations.

Also, I love how he says "a bunch of credit card loans et cetera" as if it's completely normal. Like... A bunch of credit card loans? Et cetera? He obviously doesn't want to go into detail about everything, but I'm getting more and more convinced that this man is getting fucked up the ol' pooper extra hard by all kinds of companies forcing him to finally pay up.

You can almost smell his desperation.
 
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Comma said:
"All of my bills are coming due right now, including my mortgage, a bunch of credit card loans et cetera. They all usually come due in the first half of the month. There's a few of them that come due in the second half of the month, but most of them are early on. It completely empties out my bank account and straps me for cash for a while."
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One really has to wonder what happened to the literal thousands of dollars he received in the middle of the month. I mean, I could see not all of the bills being paid, but he had plenty to pay both mortgages at the very least.
 
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Phil tried hard during CHILL Minecraft the other night to coin a term to describe "anti-fans" - people who watch his stuff on a regular basis, but only because they dislike him. He came up with "Naf", meaning "Fan" spelt backwards. He understands language is very important in the art of deception. If something has a specific word, it validates a concept. "Naf" kind of fell flat, but he's still trying to push it.

Edit for clarification: Phil initiated the brainstorming for the "anti-fan" term, and one of the suggestions posed by stream chat was "Naf". See the video here for the beginning of the discussion.

Snort and Gout emote? [long]
Taxes emote?
"I always win these PayPal disputes."
Can't remember off-hand the biggest money donation he received.

Khat hated Connecticut.
Khat's birthday plans a secret.
"If I had a heart attack on stream, I'm sure someone would call the paramedics."

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Another heaving_earth alt flub.
heaving_earth "harassment".

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Jared Fogle trolls [1] [2] [3]
Hannah clown bait.
"If that's the case, then that's true fine."

Shoutout to It'sAGundam who used the compilation image I made of Twitter comments from the Twitch promotion deleted tweet for his latest video. Dark Dave played it during the mid-stream yesterday.

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mollymawk said:
Phil tried hard during CHILL Minecraft the other night to coin a term to describe "anti-fans" - people who watch his stuff on a regular basis, but only because they dislike him. He came up with "Naf", meaning "Fan" spelt backwards. He understands language is very important in the art of deception. If something has a specific word, it validates a concept. "Naf" kind of fell flat, but he's still trying to push it.
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chris-chan tier
if you don't like something, reverse the word
see REEB

also there's already naff https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/naff
 
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ZehnBoat said:
chris-chan tier
if you don't like something, reverse the word
see REEB

also there's already naff https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/naff
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Phil's a genius at coming up with new terms. Like Tervin for example, that went down really well. Everyone started calling Tevin Tervin and he hated it and never restreamed DSP ever again. Only DSP could come up with creative terms such as Tervin and Naff.
 
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EmperorGoutatine said:
Pigroach on why he was "cancelled" by Twitch


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God that line about twitter not being able to moderate comments like YouTube and twitch....it’s so clear this dude is terrified of actually conversing with people he doesn’t have the high ground and control over. It’s kinda why I thought that shit last week about him never interacting with because he’s a scared shut in was so amusing. “I talk to hundreds of people everyday!” No dark, you talk AT people, there’s a very big difference.

But yeah, Dark would absolutely love if the entire internet was policed, he would love nothing more to have absolute control over his life narrative lol
 
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Where did the thousands of dollars he got last month go? Simple. He spent it.
We've known forever that dave can't save money. He seriously can't. He needs the money, right now. Not later. As soon as he gets money, he has to spend it on something, anything because money sitting is worthless. He has no self control, it's greed. He has never, and will never put aside money for later like his fake taxes because they're a month from now, not today. He's addicted to money, he has to have it and buy things to horde in his khando to make himself feel good. Whatever comes up the next day is for him to deal with the next day. And so on.
 
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