r/polyamory

[Babyspackle]

bruh

this girl allegedly tried to murder her own parents because of their three-way with their own daughter's former best friend. Is that shit just a normal friday afternoon for you?

Sounds like my fuckin fam

 

[Least Concern]

TL;DR: Guy finds new chick, breaks up with 4-year girlfriend by springing all the issues he has with their relationship on her at once. She says she'll make changes to address those issues (which is exactly what the subreddit tells people to do) and he says "nah" and leaves to be with new chick. Same shit different day.

Were there further posts by the OP clarifying that the OP was a chick and the SO was a dude? If so, it does seem to subvert the standard story with these relationships where the dude agrees to a poly relationship in order to keep the chick happy and then the chick uses the "get out of adultery free" card to find her a better dude. It seems like when a man is unhappy in a relationship, rather than asking to go poly, he'll either just feel free to cheat without permission, or just dump the woman outright. But I suppose anything's possible with this sort of thing.

 

[Spunt]

Nah, I find that those sorts of things happen regardless of gender.

90% of the time, whoever opens the relationship up is the one who has it backfire on them. This is, of course, because anyone who wants to "open up" their relationship is a bullying piece of shit who wants to cheat on their partner and not only get away with it, but rub it in their partner's face. Those sorts of people don't get many dates, and it's not hard for their SO to find someone less awful once they start dating.

In this particular case, the repeated use of "they" to describe everyone suggests to me that everyone involved is the kind of terrible obese dangerhair genderblob that seem drawn to polyamory.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

In western society, homosexuals and transsexuals went from being ostracized and in some cases literally imprisoned to politically and societally protected in a remarkably short period of time; practically a single generation. So it's only natural that practitioners of other kinks like polyamorists would try to associate with the LGBT movement and try to attain some of the same legitimacy, as zoophiles and literal pedophiles have also tried to do.

Not to mention that polygamy is legal in many countries anyway; this isn't a hypothetical scenario. Have any of these people ever talked about moving to somewhere in Africa or Asia where polygamy is legal, or even somewhere like South Africa where it's not really legal but recognised under customary law? Jacob Zuma was infamously polygamous and held office.

 

[sweet-cereal-killer]

Guy deconstructs woman's poly relationship, r/polyamory isn't happy and trolling ensues

Link https://old.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/cz0fdc/my_two_men_my_boyfriend_in_green_came_to_visit/

 

[TaimuRadiu]

Polyamory is narcissism taken to an extreme, especially with children in the mix.

Something's going to happen and your wife's boyfriend is going to rape someone in the household, and it's probably going to be a little kid.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

8 years ago on Reddit someone asked a question I’ve been pondering after reading some of this thread; Are most polyamorists ugly? The answers may shock you.
Just kidding they won’t because the delusion is real.

https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/j26nk/are_most_polyamorists_ugly/

 

[Francis Dollarhyde]

8 years ago on Reddit someone asked a question I’ve been pondering after reading some of this thread; Are most polyamorists ugly? The answers may shock you.
Just kidding they won’t because the delusion is real.

https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/j26nk/are_most_polyamorists_ugly/

I have never seen anything better than a barely acceptable poly itt. So most are ugly.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I have actually known one person who was a polygamist. He wasn't a lolcow and I've never seen a picture of him, but he described himself as fat and I mocked him for it. I have no idea what his wife and other girlfriend were like but I imagine they were probably hideous landwhales based on this thread.

 

[sweet-cereal-killer]

@BigRuler Oops, thought I had added the link.

notably, the husband is not unattractive, i'd say he actually looks better than the boyfriend. he doesn't have the soy/cuck look to him, and none of them are fat. very unusual compared to what we're used to seeing from that subreddit.

They are surprisingly good looking, both better looking that she is. The best looking one is the husband.

Plot twist: what if they are both closeted gays?

 

[BubbleButt]

God, these people treat their partners' boyfriends as surrogate father figures to make up for the ones they didn't have growing up. How embarrassing.

Are most polyamorists ugly?

Every single one I've met has been.

I have no idea what his wife and other girlfriend were like but I imagine they were probably hideous landwhales based on this thread.

You were feeling generous when you posted this.

 

[sweet-cereal-killer]

God, these people treat their partners' boyfriends as surrogate father figures to make up for the ones they didn't have growing up. How embarrassing.

I'm pretty sure those were just trolls but they do have a point

 

[Meat Popsicle]

Are most polyamorists ugly? The answers may shock you.

Yes.
And usually fat.
It's like they know they aren't attractive so they get other non attractive people to fuck them in some paltry attempt to validate to themselves and others that they are fat/ugly and someone would have sex with them.

 

[queerape]

Having resigned themselves that one 6 is beyond their means, the polyamorist opts for two 3s.

 

[NoReturn]

Title is "My completed poly family portrait! Hope you like it!"
Link: https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/...pleted_poly_family_portrait_hope_you_like_it/

@BigRuler Oops, thought I had added the link.


They are surprisingly good looking, both better looking that she is. The best looking one is the husband.

Plot twist: what if they are both closeted gays?

I dunno. I think green shirt looks nicer personally.

 

[MetalParakeet]

@BigRuler Oops, thought I had added the link.


They are surprisingly good looking, both better looking that she is. The best looking one is the husband.

Plot twist: what if they are both closeted gays?

I know two poly women and maybe 2 or 3 poly dudes. The dudes are all exactly what you'd expect. Fat, hairy neckbeards.

The two girls are actually good looking but damaged as fuck. Both of them are the type to post about their custody battles online, and make 30 posts a day about how they're such great people that everyone takes for granted.

All of them are victims of child molestation. I don't think that's a coincidence

 

[Pointless Pedant]

I know two poly women and maybe 2 or 3 poly dudes. The dudes are all exactly what you'd expect. Fat, hairy neckbeards.

The two girls are actually good looking but damaged as fuck. Both of them are the type to post about their custody battles online, and make 30 posts a day about how they're such great people that everyone takes for granted.

All of them are victims of child molestation. I don't think that's a coincidence

Mentally ill women going for fat ugly slobs is pretty normal. I knew a personal lolcow who was a former Nazi furry turned communist and was a fat, depressed, autistic neckbeard who worked in a tard facility. He had several online girlfriends in quick succession. Some of them looked surprisingly normal, but pretty much all of them were crazy, or "had issues" as he described it.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Jesus Christ, guys. Long time lurker first time poster here, but this is it. This is the post that got me. I joined just so I could share this cursed post with all of you: link

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What gets me is "This is totally out of character for them."

No. No, it is not. You only ever see someone's true character when they have an opportunity to behave badly: whether they choose to take it, and how far they take it.

Her partner was, is, and will continue to be an asshole, and no amount of her changing will fix it. Though they were probably thrilled that she fought so hard. (And I'm gonna guess it was a butch lesbian pretending to be genderblender, because the passive-aggressive from "they" is off the charts, and I'm pretty sure she'd say "he" if it were a guy.)

 

[Fapcop]

Getting back on track as per Mod Request,

Megacuck gets mad.
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Wahahahahahah! Oh Lordy, that one made my day!

What a just and appropriate punishment for a douchebag who wants to “open the relationship” because he wants to get some new pussy, but don’t want to risk losing the stripper girlfriend he’s already managed to bag.

IO


It seems to be a running theme that who ever opens up the relationship tends to be the one getting fucked over in some way. Either getting cucked into oblivion or their partner just saying FUCK IT im done

I’d say that’s the par for the course. Especially when the person who wants to open the relationship is the guy.

I don’t knowvif it’s because they’re stupid or have an inflated sense of their own worth or what, but it’s entirely predictable.

Goddamnit you dumb motherfuckers, why do you think pretty much every human society came up with the concept of marriage in some form?

It’s quite simple: A girl always has an easier time getting laid than guys (unless they’re gay.) The supply of dick out there is virtually limitless, and will always outstrip both the demand for dick and the supply of NSA-pussy.

 

[Freedom Fries]

good stuff, seeing people flood the poly sub with incel meme posts to get the polyfags flustered is always funny

btw here's the link to the thread: https://old.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/cz0fdc/my_two_men_my_boyfriend_in_green_came_to_visit/

and here's the picture of them:
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notably, the husband is not unattractive, i'd say he actually looks better than the boyfriend. he doesn't have the soy/cuck look to him, and none of them are fat. very unusual compared to what we're used to seeing from that subreddit.

@BigRuler Oops, thought I had added the link.


They are surprisingly good looking, both better looking that she is. The best looking one is the husband.

Plot twist: what if they are both closeted gays?

Maybe they're short or you're right that they're just bi/gay and want a beard. I will never understand why either of those guys who look 7+ are willing to be in a strings attached nonexclusive relationship with what looks like a 5.