DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[N0thingICanDo]

Phil's Judgement Final In-game Stat:

Because Phil has a REAL WIFE, he has 0/4 girlfriend and refused to do any of the dating missions

 

[PieceofShet]

Phil's Judgement Final In-game Stat:

Because Phil has a REAL WIFE, he has 0/4 girlfriend and refused to do any of the dating missions


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I loved how he stopped commenting at "friends" and did not even mention it.

 

[SowonNation]

I loved how he stopped commenting at "friends" and did not even mention it.

Kat probably standing in the doorway pointing a gun at him.
Phil "pussywhipped" Burnelli.

 

[Shambler]

Phil's Judgement Final In-game Stat:

Because Phil has a REAL WIFE, he has 0/4 girlfriend and refused to do any of the dating missions


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phil has won 0 drone races because he actually does it a lot and wins all the time so he doesn't need to play video game drone races

 

[KD6-3.7]

Edit: I hate forgetting to quote the post I’m replying to.

We need to take note when he says “I have a bunch of bills coming in tonight/tomorrow/in a few days” and see how soon after that he repeats the same spiel about having “a bunch” of bills coming in within a few days.

The way this dipshit talks makes it seem like he has a fucking bill come in every day.

 

[actually]

The way this dipshit talks makes it seem like he has a fucking bill come in every day.

He more or less claims this--that is, he says he basically has bills he's paying every day. This is hot garbage to anyone with a brain, of course, but knowing Phil, he's probably counting getting food at fucking Burger King as a "bill" because he has to pay for it.

 

[harbinger]

"If I had a heart attack on stream, I'm sure someone would call the paramedics."

And tell them to just give him a pill and leave him in the corner.

 

[Muppetmode]

phil has won 0 drone races because he actually does it a lot and wins all the time so he doesn't need to play video game drone races

Same reason Phil doesn’t have fun playing games, he’s having too much fun going sausage mode and watching wwe

 

[Prince Lotor]

Quoting myself because we recently talked about this.



DSP during today's pre-stream, talking about his mortgage payment(s), credit card loans and bank account:

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"All of my bills are coming due right now, including my mortgage, a bunch of credit card loans et cetera. They all usually come due in the first half of the month. There's a few of them that come due in the second half of the month, but most of them are early on. It completely empties out my bank account and straps me for cash for a while."

Kinda scary how close my post above is to what he just said. You'd almost say he read it and decided it was a nice explanation for his ever increasing begging for cash donations.

Also, I love how he says "a bunch of credit card loans et cetera" as if it's completely normal. Like... A bunch of credit card loans? Et cetera? He obviously doesn't want to go into detail about everything, but I'm getting more and more convinced that this man is getting fucked up the ol' pooper extra hard by all kinds of companies forcing him to finally pay up.

You can almost smell his desperation.

No, no, no, he didn't say "a bunch of credit card loans et cetera", if you listen closely he said "including my mortgage, a bunch of credit cards, loans (multiple), et cetera."

This dude has multiple loans he is making payments on that are separate from the multiple credit cards he is making payments on.

The other interesting thing to note is that he said "All of my bills are coming due right now, including my mortgage (singular!)", he just indicated that he has only 1 mortgage, or that there is only 1 mortgage he is making payments on

 

[Sparkletor]

Where does his money go? Where there has been speculation. Basic bills like water and electric, two mortgages with their home owners association fees, trash and recycling, cell phone for himself and Kat, home phone which he claims he cancelled but was accidentally seen still hooked up, car payment and insurance, health insurance, home owner's insurance, Jasper insurance, credit card payments on "dozens of cards", groceries, NETFLIX payment, Hulu payment, PSVue payment, premium Spotify, Brazzers account, two internet lines one which is high speed business class, Schwan's food delivery service, going out to eat, premium cat food, payment to his webmaster to keep KOHF online, retainer to his tax attorney, and his tax payment plan.

 

[rubynutmeg]

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He knows he's not the channel with the most uploaded kahntent. He specifies "individual" channel, dismissing other channels because they're run by a group of people or whatever.

I just tuned in. Was there any explanation as to his lighting situation? When it was suggested he close his blinds for the daytime streams of the horror games, Phil was so defensive, insisting that doing so during the day would do nothing. Today his face cam for Blair Witch (left) looks way better than it ever did at night (right).

Well, that depends on your viewpoint. Having the room too dark so his webcam can barely pick him up does mean that you don't have to be distracted by his jiggling moobs. Unless you're into that kinda thing, like I suspect his fans are.

 

[tzgnilki]

Where does his money go? Where there has been speculation. Basic bills like water and electric, two mortgages with their home owners association fees, trash and recycling, cell phone for himself and Kat, home phone which he claims he cancelled but was accidentally seen still hooked up, car payment and insurance, health insurance, home owner's insurance, Jasper insurance, credit card payments on "dozens of cards", groceries, NETFLIX payment, Hulu payment, PSVue payment, premium Spotify, Brazzers account, two internet lines one which is high speed business class, Schwan's food delivery service, going out to eat, premium cat food, payment to his webmaster to keep KOHF online, retainer to his tax attorney, and his tax payment plan.

there is also xbox live, ps plus, nintendo online for the switch he never uses, & he plays multiple mobile free to play wrestling games, he has a cable subscription for WWE and all that wrestling stuff

he has so many subscriptions to so much shit

 

[Wurstbrot]

He knows he's not the channel with the most uploaded kahntent. He specifies "individual" channel, dismissing other channels because they're run by a group of people or whatever.

This is Phil for you. If he just eliminates all parameters then he's under the last remaining parameters the very best. From all those people who speak English, life in the US, do gaming content, reside in Washington, do this for over 10 years, who has 2 homes and are married, who owns a cat and are named Phil Burnell, he is BY FAR the most prolific.

Reminds me of his cat-reveal nitpick. NOOO. We don't have a NEW pet, not one of you got even close. The cat is part of our lifes for quite some time in fact.
That's why any trust in his words is challenged in 2 layers. Is he even telling the truth, if yes then how much has he twisted the truth? Has he declawed the cat? No. But maybe not personally, a doctor did it.

 

[JamFlowMan]

This is Phil for you. If he just eliminates all parameters then he's under the last remaining parameters the very best. From all those people who speak English, life in the US, do gaming content, reside in Washington, do this for over 10 years, who has 2 homes and are married, who owns a cat and are named Phil Burnell, he is BY FAR the most prolific.

Reminds me of his cat-reveal nitpick. NOOO. We don't have a NEW pet, not one of you got even close. The cat is part of our lifes for quite some time in fact.
That's why any trust in his words is challenged in 2 layers. Is he even telling the truth, if yes then how much has he twisted the truth? Has he declawed the cat? No. But maybe not personally, a doctor did it.

You mean the #1 American player at Evo would just choose to leave out critical information to make themselves look better then they really are? Say it ain't so..

 

[Immortal Technique]

Messed with some contrast levels to see if I could really make his figure POP!
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The way the headphone cord lays, it looks like our manthot is experiencing real thot problems when driving.

 

[Salubrious]

The way he words the begging it sounds like if he just didn't buy a couple $60+ games every month for a couple months he'd be completely liquid.

And yet he will not play a single game he bought in 2018 or even a few months ago. The fans only come out for the big new releases don't you know?

wtf?

i didn't really watch phil for the past few weeks, just skimming through this thread but like everytime i see some exceptional individual gifting a bunch of subs, is it the same cuck or is it a different guy everyime?

To be fair, now would be a good time to gift subs considering subs are half off now. I'm actually surprised DSP doesn't push this more, but then again he would have to wait a few weeks to get sub money and he needs tips RIGHT NOW to pay bills dood.

 

[AckedyACK]

phil has won 0 drone races because he actually does it a lot and wins all the time so he doesn't need to play video game drone races

That's why I NEVER, EVER get anywhere near a GTA game ever again. I once started playing one, but I already drive and run in real life so each time I wanted to go somewhere, I'd have to steal a chopper or hijack a plane to get there. Took me 2 weeks to get through the first 3 missions, absolute nightmare. I guess that game is only meant for people who don't drive in real life.

 

[JackDavis]

Brazzers account,

To use Phil parlance, Brazzers is actually VERY economical if you get a 10 year subscription. It'll only set you back like $350.

 

[Pargon]

To use Phil parlance, Brazzers is actually VERY economical if you get a 10 year subscription. It'll only set you back like $350.

The mark of the true boomer, regardless of age: paying for internet pornography.

 

[Hungrymandinner]

Saw a story on The Verge about Twitch going radio silent on a big name streamer who used racial slurs during a broadcast. Don’t expect Phil to ever get banned from this platform as long as the bits keep flowing.