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Brave little fucker isn't he? Slandering someone who's dead and can't defend himself.
Secret Gamer Girl / SecretGamerGrrl / Googleshng / "Violet Hargrave" / Jacob Lawrence (Jake) Alley / Violet Cassandra Ocean - Delusional Zoe Quinn Stalker, Libelous Tweeter, Thirsty Gnome, Faux-Tranny Neckbeard Incel, Micropenis, "Known Troubled Person", Creator of "Massive vs the Masses", Self-Described "Noise Making Thing"; Lives in Niantic, CT
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Brave little fucker isn't he? Slandering someone who's dead and can't defend himself.
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As I started reading through these I was wondering if Cat had changed the avatar to some fat guy in a clown wig with a pie, but it turns out Jake did that himself.
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It's vastly more accurate than his old one. And, I'll admit, less creepy in the context of being paired against a 40 year old(ish) fat man using the pic of a prepubescent girl with that expression on her face.
This is the biggest change Jake has made in years. Wow, that's sad.
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but will that change stick though? I don't think it will
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He actually updated his profile, too, finally removing references to Storify (which went down in what was it, June 2018?) and put his ebegging link in it because of course he did. The ebegging profile remains unchanged, still no content updates since 2015, so of course he's also too entitled and lazy to even bother removing outdated information.
Old: http://archive.li/IW0jB
New: http://archive.li/mhRaJ "If you ask I can probably dig that one thread you remember I posted about a thing forever ago back up."
I would say it is 100% a fetish, especially considering that one Pathfinder character roleplay he was doing, which I believe I was the one who posted some time ago.
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The most pathetic thing about Jake is how he asks everyone to ask him for things.
Ask him for his gaming and journalism pitches, everyone! Ask him for his anime recommendations. Ask him about that thread he posted. When he asks for other people to give him things, the feigned casualness is the same way. Toss him some money maybe? Toss him a laptop?
It's more of his teenage arrested development. He's still at that stage where he thinks that if you tell mom you really need the car to get to your D&D group, she might tell you to take out the trash later and remind you that she did you a favor, but if you're super casual about it and kind of get her to offer, maybe you can just say "well, you didn't have to let me borrow the car, you offered."
Jake (like most teenagers) is allergic to owing anyone anything. He feels a sense of panic and dread when he is on a deadline of any kind, and responds to any notion of handing a landlord rent money that came from the sweat of his brow with mental breakdowns. He has never learned coping strategies of any kind about this, and hasn't yet come to the grownup realization that the fabric of society is all about owing other people.
Ask him for his gaming and journalism pitches, everyone! Ask him for his anime recommendations. Ask him about that thread he posted. When he asks for other people to give him things, the feigned casualness is the same way. Toss him some money maybe? Toss him a laptop?
It's more of his teenage arrested development. He's still at that stage where he thinks that if you tell mom you really need the car to get to your D&D group, she might tell you to take out the trash later and remind you that she did you a favor, but if you're super casual about it and kind of get her to offer, maybe you can just say "well, you didn't have to let me borrow the car, you offered."
Jake (like most teenagers) is allergic to owing anyone anything. He feels a sense of panic and dread when he is on a deadline of any kind, and responds to any notion of handing a landlord rent money that came from the sweat of his brow with mental breakdowns. He has never learned coping strategies of any kind about this, and hasn't yet come to the grownup realization that the fabric of society is all about owing other people.
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I know it is optimistic but I would hope his mermaid fixation is something innocent like thinking about being a wolf-man.
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Jesus christ it's hours later and I still can't stop seeing this thing every time I close my eyelids.
This is the gayest of gay ops. Which one of you fuckers convinced Jake that this was less creepy than the pedobait he used to have?
This is the gayest of gay ops. Which one of you fuckers convinced Jake that this was less creepy than the pedobait he used to have?
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I swear to God that was the first thing I thought of when I saw his new profile pic. This has got to be someone trolling him. It just has to be considering how goddamn ugly and shit and WTF this is. They clearly used lots of purples and violets for the lolz, right? Right?Jesus christ it's hours later and I still can't stop seeing this thing every time I close my eyelids.
This is the gayest of gay ops. Which one of you fuckers convinced Jake that this was less creepy than the pedobait he used to have?
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There is the stomach and the idea/suggestion that he actually sent a photo. Maybe he's lost some weight while still fat and have all that excess skin around his panty line.
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I swear to God that was the first thing I thought of when I saw his new profile pic. This has got to be someone trolling him. It just has to be considering how goddamn ugly and shit and WTF this is. They clearly used lots of purples and violets for the lolz, right? Right?
Well I guess we better get used to it because we'll be seeing it for five years or so.
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Jake’s new avatar has pretty dusky skin. I wonder if he’s going to come out as PoC-identified soon.
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This man is what 35, 36? Sad.
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Cow crossover
@repentance
Cow crossover, TW gross, Jake continues to Timmy at Zach with no response
Cow crossover, Timmying, Rebebcca Gerber is flouncing off Twitter again
"exhausted" from sitting in medcabs
Timmying
Ebegging again, "really like to not have to focus so harrd on basic survival" - Sure, Jake. http://archive.li/WtikJ
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I always find it weird when Jake tackles subjects relating to sex. He knows nothing about it, but he’s glommed on to a community that never shuts up about it. He tries to join in, but he comes across like an anthropologist hesitantly trying to communicate with a lost tribe and just winds up getting things bizarrely wrong.
Her insights could be replaced with a perpetually looped tape of a screeching cat. How anyone could consider her endless rage and misery in any way entertaining is beyond me. Does she give off some pheromone that only affects fat nerds or something?
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LOL. Jake only mustered the energy to finally change his avatar because it's the only thing he has left to get the attention of CHELSAY!
Remembered how he kept whing how he couldn't change the avatar because somehow Gamergate assassins would then be able to find his location?
But now that Chelsea has made it even more difficult to get into contact with her after putting her Twitter on lockdown, he has to resort to a colorful, gaudy avatar that screams "LOOK AT ME! I AM A FAT RAINBOW HAIRED GENDERSPEICAL AND NOT A HORNY GNOME THAT WANTS TO SLIDE INTO YOUR DMS!" in hopes that she will see his still blocked ass.
Keep dreaming, Jake. Maybe you can go console yourself by bothering your back-up waifu Basic Bitch Becky. Oh wait, she's flouncing off Twitter too because she can't stand to let Chelsea hog all the "I'M LEAVING TWITTER FOR GOOD I SWEAR IT FOR REALS THIS TIME YOU GUISE!" attention.
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Come on, Ursula deserves better. She was smart, cunning, charismatic, talented and actively put effort and worked towards reaching her goals. Plus, unlike everyone's favorite Mergnome, Ursula did become a human woman at some point.
I was sleepy when I first saw the new avatar so I thought it was a naked fat woman with a spiky pink hat coming out of the water and holding a cake. I know what it's supposed to be now but still cannot see the controller.
I'll miss the "little girl hush don't tell" though, it was creepy but it wasn't ugly.
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Yes, Jake, uterus transplants are in clinical trials. From women, to women. Not you.
Also the donors and recipients need to both pass a number of standards include having BMIs lower than 30 and be free of disorders like diabetes. Probably a mental health screening too.
Not like Jake would actually lift a finger to do it if it was possible, but we can count on him whining about why he can't get one for various reasons.
Also the donors and recipients need to both pass a number of standards include having BMIs lower than 30 and be free of disorders like diabetes. Probably a mental health screening too.
Not like Jake would actually lift a finger to do it if it was possible, but we can count on him whining about why he can't get one for various reasons.