Sockness manipulated Chris with threat to stop the Merge, RPing as Magi-Chan

How does Chris keep getting manipulated by people more autistic than him?!
The real question here is: how does Chris manage to ignore absolutely everyone with good intentions that tried to help him in literal decades of his documented online presence, but somehow ends up listening to Sockness?

Sometimes it's hard to accept it but Chris knows what he's doing and deserves what's coming to him. He could have taken advice from his pastor, from Megan, from Marvin or Null but instead he latches on to the guy who buys into the imaginary stuff (that Chris himself invented and thus knows it's entirely make-believe) and also happens to want to assrape him. OK then, Chris, have fun with that. That's the path you've chosen for yourself, of all available people who wanted to be there for you.
 
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When I said Chris is too lazy to read the reddit post, it's still true.
When someone pointed it out, suddenly he corrected it. Reason: telepathy static (like a telephone with bad reception)
 
The real question here is: how does Chris manage to ignore absolutely everyone with good intentions that tried to help him in literal decades of his documented online presence, but somehow ends up listening to Sockness?

Sometimes it's hard to accept it but Chris knows what he's doing and deserves what's coming to him. He could have taken advice from his pastor, from Megan, from Marvin or Null but instead he latches on to the guy who buys into the imaginary stuff (that Chris himself invented and thus knows it's entirely make-believe) and also happens to want to assrape him.
You answered your own question.

Chris has always ignored actual help (especially one that requires him to put in effort) in favor of anyone who will buy into his demented fantasies, no matter how malicious their intentions.
 
So it's either A. believe my fairytales, or B. be shunned.
Yep. In the very recent past, it happened not only to Sarah and Steve but to Dear Leader.

Chris would happily take whatever help they were willing to give but, as soon as they questioned his fantasies, they were gone.
 
While I don't disagree with you, this is going to happen over and we very again until Xtine ends up in a snuff film.
Call it a logging but I just Wana backhand Chris and repeat "sockness is trying to get in your tranny granny panties stop talking to him" until either his face resembles a red balloon or it gets into that mushy hole riddled block of cheese he calls a brain.
It's not like I wanna hurt him I want him to stop talking to that creep before he ends up in the San Francisco Bay with a Ziploc on his head
 
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Also, Magi-Chan would never say 'fuck'. He's far too elegant for that. Sockness made quite a few mistakes while pretending to be Magi-Chan. Just sad that Chris is so Sockness man-pussy-whipped that he's just going along with Jacob.
Yep. In the very recent past, it happened not only to Sarah and Steve but to Dear Leader.

Chris would happily take whatever help they were willing to give but, as soon as they questioned his fantasies, they were gone.
Looking back, I think him denying Null's help was proof that there was no way he can be fixed.

It's not like I wanna hurt him I want him to stop talking to that creep before he ends up in the San Francisco Bay with a Ziploc on his head
Once he enters the city, there's no looking back.
 
Call it a logging but I just Wana backhand Chris and repeat "sockness is trying to get in your tranny granny panties stop talking to him" until either his face resembles a red balloon or it gets into that mushy hole riddled block of cheese he calls a brain.
I think your hand would wear out before anything penetrated Chris’s addled brain.
 
The real question here is: how does Chris manage to ignore absolutely everyone with good intentions that tried to help him in literal decades of his documented online presence, but somehow ends up listening to Sockness?

Sometimes it's hard to accept it but Chris knows what he's doing and deserves what's coming to him. He could have taken advice from his pastor, from Megan, from Marvin or Null but instead he latches on to the guy who buys into the imaginary stuff (that Chris himself invented and thus knows it's entirely make-believe) and also happens to want to assrape him. OK then, Chris, have fun with that. That's the path you've chosen for yourself, of all available people who wanted to be there for you.
Chris is 100% impulse and instant gratification.
Why put effort into fixing his life, work at a job, and accept his past failings when he can live in fantasy land while living off the government?
 
Once he enters the city, there's no looking back.
Given Chris wouldn't cough up the money to go Redmond when he thought the shigure myamto wanted to speak with him about a sonichu game it's only slightly better to think he won't spend money on a trip to California I never thought I'd say this but I actually hope Chris takes the money and runs off with it on toys and junk because he'd be much safer with it
 
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