Sockness manipulated Chris with threat to stop the Merge, RPing as Magi-Chan

Still surprised chris hasn't looked into Auto Auction websites yet, with a situation so "Desperate" he might as well buy a new car.
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Oh well, even if he tried something will stop him... Bad Credit, Late Payments, No Payments, Reposessions... Who Knows?
 
Still surprised chris hasn't looked into Auto Auction websites yet, with a situation so "Desperate" he might as well buy a new car.
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Oh well, even if he tried something will stop him... Bad Credit, Late Payments, No Payments, Reposessions... Who Knows?

It doesn't even look like he's trying to hide behind the Magi-Chan when shit starts to get real.

Reminds you maybe he's a little more privy to the fact that this is all a fantasy, but on the other side of that he thinks that we're so stupid we can't tell the difference.
 
Personally I don't think that the comparisons to the Idea Guy are accurate, Jacob Sockness is not a prankster, he genuinelly seems to believe his own delusions.
And that is both more hilarious and more worrisome than any Idea Guy 2.0.
Sockness has said he doesn’t actually believe any of this shit according to the Cwcki. Even if he’s just pandering then at the very least he’s looking for someone to feed into his own delusions and develop theirs.

So maybe not exactly the same thing, but it has the same effect.
 
This is bad. Im starting to think we owe the idea guys an apology. Anything, even the CWCVille Schutzstaffel would be better than this. Chris is gonna end up in a dumpster with his Sonichu medallion where his testicles used to be.


If the only thing that can defeat autism is more autism...

Shouldn’t somebody get in touch with the idea guys, and ask them to bring the band back together and get to work?

At least their shit was entertaining, which is more than you can say about Sockness super-autistic Rokat/Jakoba spacefaggotry.

Not to mention, they were pretty harmless, at least compared to Sockness degenerate plans to plant his seed in Chris’s butt.
 
Waiting for the inevitable fall out between Chris and Sockness, and the level or tardery that will happen.

There’s def. some chatlogs I can live without.
Come now. How can someone this pure and innocent hurt Chris. /sneed ::vomits forever::
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Wut.... the...

I’ve seen some shit online. But that was pretty fucking disturbing.

Doesn’t Sockness live in some kind of tard-hotel for the homeless and mentally ill?

I wouldn’t be a bit surprised if Sockness has a reputation there for being a creepy weirdo. Despite living among schizophrenics, crackwhores and addicts who used to pimp out 14 year olds.
 
Sockness is a literal retard. He lives in tard housing, gets tardbucks, and spends time at the ARC (which is an organization for tards). He doesn't believe in Chris' delusions, but likely believes in his own, and loves the attention that being a weirdo towards Chris gives him. I'm not sure if his sexual attraction towards Chris is legitimate or not, but I've known some retards to become interested in some fugly people, so it wouldn't surprise me. Like a lot of legitimate retards, he doesn't really have an issue with being a shitty person - it's all about what Jabo wants. Lie to Chris for attention/validating your own delusions/the hope of popping Pristine Christine's anal cherry? Why not?

If he has a wrangler, they need to crack down on him. I don't think anything is actually going to happen - at most, they'll roleplay, Jacob will continue to lie to Chris for attention, etc, and he might get some lewds, embarrassing videos, or something out if it in the worst-case scenario. Honestly, people talking about him probably makes Jacob pop a boner; he's a lot like Kengle (or how Kengle used to be) in that regard.
 
$1000 for an exhaust hole repair + brake pads?

What are they putting in an entire goddamn exhaust pipe for a fucking hole instead of patching it? It doesn't surprise me Chris is getting scammed by a mechanic, a lot of somewhat intelligent people do as well.
I'm willing to bet the rotors are thin also and who knows what state the calipers are in. A complete replacement of pads and rotors, with labor, is 500 here where I am. Another 500 for the exhaust hole is also par for the course. I think that prices where Chris lives will be similar to those where I'm located.
 
I'm willing to bet the rotors are thin also and who knows what state the calipers are in. A complete replacement of pads and rotors, with labor, is 500 here where I am. Another 500 for the exhaust hole is also par for the course. I think that prices where Chris lives will be similar to those where I'm located.
Does it really matter. It doesn't make any sense, they probably can't even find car parts for that model and year. Second, you're just delaying the inevitable. Fixing up that junker would be like giving Barb breast implants.

I really hope that a tard extermination squad forms to put a stop to this before Chris ends up in a gutter with a mouthful of downy cum pouring out of his lifeless body.
I picture it like the coroner's office finding Chris in a ditch somewhere. The cause of death will read "irreversible loss off gender fluids".
 
Having Sockness butt fuck Chris is the visual equivalent of a snuff film. There isn't enough alcohol in the world to disintegrate the thought of two mentally challenged bums screwing each other in the poop chute. Knowing how dumb both of them are, the odds of having the video uploaded would be sickeningly high.

I literally gagged after reading that.
 
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