Sockness manipulated Chris with threat to stop the Merge, RPing as Magi-Chan

Mariposa Electrique said:
Does it really matter. It doesn't make any sense, they probably can't even find car parts for that model and year. Second, you're just delaying the inevitable. Fixing up that junker would be like giving Barb breast implants.


I picture it like the coroner's office finding Chris in a ditch somewhere. The cause of death will read "irreversible loss off gender fluids".
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lol! Gender fluids! We joke about "genderfluid/gender fluid, sounds like cum" often over here. You would be surprised what you can get OEM parts for, and failing that, get them at a junk yard. Lots of people are broke and drive old hoopties. Chris and Blorb ain't about to get a new Caddy amirite? XD
 
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God Emperor Rich Evans said:
Come now. How can someone this pure and innocent hurt Chris. /sneed ::vomits forever::
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Sockness unironically looks like a Downie on this one, probably because the camera lens are not designed to record at that distance.
REGENDarySumanai said:
Having Sockness butt fuck Chris is the visual equivalent of a snuff film. There isn't enough alcohol in the world to disintegrate the thought of two mentally challenged bums screwing each other in the poop chute. Knowing how dumb both of them are, the odds of having the video uploaded would be sickeningly high.
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Not as disgusting as having Sockness fucking Chris' infected neovagina.
Imagine the smell.
 
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Woah man. I knew that Chris was ya know different, a bit slow, and super narcissistic. Him actually believing that though? Like if he 100% believes it, I feel as if this show some kind of mental degradation. He has complained about headaches a lot as well, I now wonder if they are linked maybe. Chris has always done and said some whacky shit, but if it's this bad? Not gonna lie, that geniuenly makes me sad. Which is weird I know since I have never met him, but seeing where its at now is quite sad......still looking forward to the next crazy update though. ;)
 
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Japanese Jesus said:
Sockness unironically looks like a Downie on this one, probably because the camera lens are not designed to record at that distance.

Not as disgusting as having Sockness fucking Chris' infected neovagina.
Imagine the smell.
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Even more frightening to think is that Sockness might behead Chris and use him as his sex toy.
 
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I have to admit, this is pretty impressive for someone who looks like someone made a baby using the worst parts of fetal alcohol syndrome and trisomy 21 and raised it in a psych ward designed for degenerates. Still, this makes me wonder two things about Chris.

1. If a guy like Sockness can pull some Idea Guy shit on him, who can't at this point?
2. Is Chris going to be the subject of an Investigation Discovery episode?
 
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francesco said:
Why does everyone here assume Chris doesn't want it in the medallion-hole? He's not that exceptional; he obviously realizes what Sockness is after and he has a history of shoving things up there.
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For some reason this instantly gave me the mental image of Chris making a video of himself singing "I know what boys like".
 
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Kingfisher9000 said:
“Jacob: I can be reached at 415-638-7658.”

Did Sockness just post his phone number online? He must have some serious protection-spells or whatever if he’s confident enough to reveal information like that lol.
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This number has been posted before to twitter, on 11/5/2018, however, the account that posted (@darkseed2012/Prince Iron Heart whoever that is) it has been deleted. Couldn't seem to access it through Google's cache, either.
 
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This number has been posted before to twitter, on 11/5/2018, however, the account that posted (@darkseed2012/Prince Iron Heart whoever that is) it has been deleted. Couldn't seem to access it through Google's cache, either.
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Unfortunately it’s probably pointless to fuck with him anyway. Sockness is some kind of deviant tardsexual who gets off on being disgusting. When he was posting here, he was all too eager to describe his fetishes. He relishes negative attention.
 
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Maybe I’ve had seen too many rainbows but surely deep down Chris knows that he nor any of his personas has this conversation with Sockness and is just going along out of some exceptional sense of obligation to his “fans” to continue the delusions
 
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