DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[JamFlowMan]

He said he need his phone and he can't call his parents with Kat's phone. Also apparently her friends are a secret or something? dsp is so weird. He doesn't need a phone he doesn't call anybody.

He probably doesn't know his parents number, and it isn't like Kat would have her inlaws programmed in her phone since the first day they talked was on their wedding day.

 

[harbinger]

I really doubt that. I'd think Kat's reallt possessive of stuff that's hers

She’s obviously possessive of her PS4 Pro, her income, and her bank account. She wouldn’t even buy Phil a game when he was broke and overdrawn on his bank account.

 

[dont!]

First Falcon strikes again!

no idea what that means. im just not sure why that guy wouldnt believe me. phil is never gonna pay me my $400+12 years of interest. he lost fair and square in hyper fighting on xbox 360 xbla and then claimed i cheated after because i beat his stupid ass. i thought this place would enjoy it. and it exposes me as acting totally tarded in the chat log too

 

[actually]

no idea what that means. im just not sure why that guy wouldnt believe me. phil is never gonna pay me my $400+12 years of interest. he lost fair and square in hyper fighting on xbox 360 xbla and then claimed i cheated after because i beat his stupid ass. i thought this place would enjoy it. and it exposes me as acting totally tarded in the chat log too

Check your PMs in a bit, please.

 

[Salubrious]

This right here in a small sample size is why people hate DSP so much.

He could have just answered a simple question with a straight forward answer: "I sell merch with words because it's more popular." There, a simple logical explanation that makes sense.

Instead, he has to go full-DSP, phrase an honest question in a mocking tone like the person was stupid for asking it, and then condescend while explaining it to people.

It's not a big thing, but sometimes it really is the small things that really show off his nasty personality. There's no need to mock the question asker, but DSP does because DSP is an asshole.

 

[tzgnilki]

Hello everyone,

I was bored and curious at the same time as I tried to figure out the contradictions in Phil's narrative regarding Khet and, eh, Cat. So I tried to create a timeline which takes effect since Khet (however, don't miss the other timeline of events prior to her) and pretty much went overboard. However I just recorded the most major points from memory (checked the dates of course) and the khantent of our sub-threads, I don't rate everything relevant, especially these days with Bore Snorenell at the wheel. Sometimes research was easier, sometimes not, so let me tell you: Please use dates and describe what Phil is doing/saying, it makes everything so much easier.

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Everything regarding Khet + Phil is marked in red. Also pay attention to the bottom, easy to miss. Originally I aimed at the timeframe when Phil cried poor and he couldn't afford a cat, but still got a cat. Unfortunately it's near impossible to filter this information as he always cries poor and bankrupt, even after getting the cat.

(if a mod rates this worthy of a thread, please do so. I couldn't think of any funny thread title)

how convenient the begathon came right before his vacation to conneticut where he stayed free of charge and begged for money from his parents

 

[Muppetmode]

Hello everyone,

I was bored and curious at the same time as I tried to figure out the contradictions in Phil's narrative regarding Khet and, eh, Cat. So I tried to create a timeline which takes effect since Khet (however, don't miss the other timeline of events prior to her) and pretty much went overboard. However I just recorded the most major points from memory (checked the dates of course) and the khantent of our sub-threads, I don't rate everything relevant, especially these days with Bore Snorenell at the wheel. Sometimes research was easier, sometimes not, so let me tell you: Please use dates and describe what Phil is doing/saying, it makes everything so much easier.

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Everything regarding Khet + Phil is marked in red. Also pay attention to the bottom, easy to miss. Originally I aimed at the timeframe when Phil cried poor and he couldn't afford a cat, but still got a cat. Unfortunately it's near impossible to filter this information as he always cries poor and bankrupt, even after getting the cat.

(if a mod rates this worthy of a thread, please do so. I couldn't think of any funny thread title)

It be interesting to know when dsp started talking about going to the pet store more. I believe it was before his marrige that he talked about cats/marriage being expensive

 

[SojiroSakura]

So He'd much rather not make any unique merch that's actually somewhat stylish. He'd rather put as little effort as possible and type words into mspaint and sell that for 30+ dollars. Yup. Sums him up.

 

[Just_living]

It be interesting to know when dsp started talking about going to the pet store more. I believe it was before his marrige that he talked about cats/marriage being expensive

He started talking about pet stores around January/February time-period, people kept peppering with questions about having kids and getting married. He also drop from time to time that when they go out they go to the pet store to look at animals. I'd assume everyone thought that he would get a dog, but he kinda made it obvious that a cat was on his mind because he was hyping up the trip and that Khet would be excited to meet his parents cats.

Edit: I think that DSP wanted to do the Cat reveal at the start of the year but he blew his load with the April visit to see his parents. He stacked the begging deck a little to hard at the end of last year and in DSP's mind Tevin scared Khet off his streams. DSP probably wanted to stack the first half of the year with the April trip, taxes, hitting people up for 200 daily, and Jasper; but he burned too many bridges. I doubt that there will be any more announcements this year only throwback fundraisers.

Personally I think that Sekiro has damaged his channel for the time being, he was the worse place to see anything about the game in anyway shape or form. He banned so many people during that game's run on his channel and he is never going to go back to the game, he hates the workflow of it. I wonder if there will be a long term effect in terms of his audience being turned off from him playing games in the Souls genre. I know that he skipped Remnant and that game did pretty well in terms off views on twitch.

 

[huffysan]

I think I had too much fun with this perfect timejump.

 

[Toilet Man]

I think I had too much fun with this perfect timejump.
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I choose you...

Spoiler

SNORTLAX!

 

[Kermit the Frog]

She’s obviously possessive of her PS4 Pro, her income, and her bank account. She wouldn’t even buy Phil a game when he was broke and overdrawn on his bank account.

It was hilarious to watch Phil get really jealous when Kat bought her PS4 Pro using her own money, then suddenly his regular PS4 was a piece of shit on the verge of dying so he needed a PS4 Pro as well, acting like a small child who saw one of his friends get the better version of a toy he had. Naturally, he tried to beg his fans to "donate" one to him and he eventually just bought it himself.
That little pissbaby moment demonstrated that Phil hates it when the women in his life are working. It means they're not totally dependent on him and even worse, it distracts them from cooking and cleaning. Just look at what happened when Leanna got a job: Phil endlessly bitched about her work schedule preventing her from cooking and cleaning for him every night and he'd have to do it himself sometimes. He's so busy working all the time, dood, doesn't have time for that stuff! It was all Leanna's fault why things didn't work out! Stoopid bitch hurt him by refusing to be his mom!
Remember when Phil announced he had a new girlfriend, Kat, and the first thing he did was brag about how much she LOVED to cook and clean? That made her his soulmate. It was all he could talk about, leading to detractors giving her the "soulmaid" nickname. Then look what actually happened: Kat moved in and within a month or two she had a job, which once again made Phil start bitching about the lack of quality time, i.e. cooking and cleaning. Problem was Phil put himself in a corner with all the soulmaid hype and couldn't just nuke the relationship, as he had to prove he wasn't an incel. Kat doesn't have to do any real cooking, just throw shitty frozen food in the microwave. No more cleaning, let the dust pile up. She gets to keep all of her money and buy her own things. Hell, it's more than likely that they're not even sleeping in the same bedroom. Aside from Phil waddling over to her room and crying about detractors to make her feel bad, Kat has it really easy there. The only way Phil gets to vent is by being a toxic asshole to his fans on stream.

 

[BabygotACKACKACK]

Made some fan art for Phil

 

[JamFlowMan]

It was hilarious to watch Phil get really jealous when Kat bought her PS4 Pro using her own money, then suddenly his regular PS4 was a piece of shit on the verge of dying so he needed a PS4 Pro as well, acting like a small child who saw one of his friends get the better version of a toy he had. Naturally, he tried to beg his fans to "donate" one to him and he eventually just bought it himself.
That little pissbaby moment demonstrated that Phil hates it when the women in his life are working. It means they're not totally dependent on him and even worse, it distracts them from cooking and cleaning. Just look at what happened when Leanna got a job: Phil endlessly bitched about her work schedule preventing her from cooking and cleaning for him every night and he'd have to do it himself sometimes. He's so busy working all the time, dood, doesn't have time for that stuff! It was all Leanna's fault why things didn't work out! Stoopid bitch hurt him by refusing to be his mom!
Remember when Phil announced he had a new girlfriend, Kat, and the first thing he did was brag about how much she LOVED to cook and clean? That made her his soulmate. It was all he could talk about, leading to detractors giving her the "soulmaid" nickname. Then look what actually happened: Kat moved in and within a month or two she had a job, which once again made Phil start bitching about the lack of quality time, i.e. cooking and cleaning. Problem was Phil put himself in a corner with all the soulmaid hype and couldn't just nuke the relationship, as he had to prove he wasn't an incel. Kat doesn't have to do any real cooking, just throw shitty frozen food in the microwave. No more cleaning, let the dust pile up. She gets to keep all of her money and buy her own things. Hell, it's more than likely that they're not even sleeping in the same bedroom. Aside from Phil waddling over to her room and crying about detractors to make her feel bad, Kat has it really easy there. The only way Phil gets to vent is by being a toxic asshole to his fans on stream.

Not discounting his immaturity and need to be waited on hand and foot, but there is another side of the coin. It may even be on a subconscious level, but somewhere in his gin soaked mind he has to think "if Kat isn't dependent on me financially, why would she stick around?" What else could Phil bring to a relationship? He isn't romantic, empathetic, physically attractive, if sex is even involved it has to be god awful, the only thing Phil brings to the table is his true love, money.

 

[Preferred Penne]

Did Phil outlast the Farms again?

 

[kebab4you]

Did Phil outlast the Farms again?

Much like Phil we just have REEEEmergencies from time to time, 'we need that money we really do!'

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Did Phil outlast the Farms again?

King of Dox Forums and this forum now have something in common , doh!

 

[huffysan]

I want to hear how dissapointed he will be, when people tell him that Kiwi is at full force again. :sad piggy emote:

 

[N0thingICanDo]

I want to hear how dissapointed he will be, when people tell him that Kiwi is at full force again. :sad piggy emote:

"I tried to follow the instruction given to me from my MAHD chat to enter some code to attack and BLAHK the braindead D-Tractor web server but everybody knows that I COULDNT BLAHK!

I was PRESSING BUTTONS on my lemon laptop but I just COULDNT BLAHK DOOD!

NOTHING I CAN DO, Ackackackackack"

 

[Regulas]

I wonder how long it will be until Phil has toxoplasmosis, if he doesn't already have it.