Community Munchausen's by Internet (Malingerers, Munchies, Spoonies, etc) - Feigning Illnesses for Attention

[The1ThatStartsWithD]

IF recently started discussing Porochista Khakpour, who is really, really sick with all the usual suspects, wrote a book about it, sucks in money from GoFundMes like you wouldn't believe and lives on Twitter 24/7/365.

I was just trying to find the tweet on my phone but Twitter isn't loading for me. She tweeted about being harassed by Reddit and a couple of her followers joined in. It was pretty hilarious. Linda was one of them. I'm pretty sure Twitter Linda and LindaEDS are one and the same. LindaEDS and another new account, Duras123, showed up in the PK threads at the same time, blasting the IF people for daring to harass PK.

Is LindaEDS the one with a Twitter account about ending #medicalmysogny who bitches non-stop about IF, or is it the Fentanyl lolli and Azalea Energy Linda Li? Too many samenames in the munchie melee.

View attachment 929584Ooo yikes look at this photo I found of bee and a celebrity and her mum when she won an award again giving off distinct fake CP vibes and again is in their benefit ie she’s won an award for being so special. If you want more check out her personal Facebook Bernadette crisp .

Also article explaining why a local place is like a mini Disneyland to someone as special as her https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www....lakes-is-like-a-mini-disneyland-1-8308913/amp

Here her food has to be specially prepared here but the staff don’t mind she can no longer hold a pencil

“Bernadette’s progressive condition has stopped her playing wheelchair basketball, which she loved.

And in the past year she has deteriorated so is now unable even to hold a pencil.

But despite not being able to continue her favourite pastime of drawing, she now draws pictures on her touchscreen computer using only one finger.”

“Sadly she now has also lost all speech, but is able to communicate through her computer and Makaton sign language.”

For her progressive condition she sure learnt nd gained a lot of speech back.! She wants to google a proper progressive condition such as batten disease where the child literally regresses to a vegetable state and is eventually unable to swallow until they choke to death on their own secreteions. Mind you no need to worry if it’s anything like bees progressive condition they will regain a lot of those skills

Sweet Jeebus this image has major Gypsy Rose and Deedee Blanchard vibes. I know people over-compare but this pic looks like this one.

Absolute meltdowns happening on Twitter over IF. Including this woman who can't seem to get keep the name of the subreddit straight but is convinced big pharma or something is behind them.

I love when someone new is added to their roster. These discussions about IF have been happening on twitter for ages, but every new addition wants to act like they just discovered it and will singlehandedly bring them down.

Whoa Nelly! This one is even more paranoid and bat shit cray cray than the usual suspects!

I'm down the rabbit hole on one munchie family and I ran across this possible new horror cow. This bitch is next level evil.

Allow me to introduce you all to Krissy K (facebook is public for now) Her MO seems to be dressing her kids up in matching outfits, collars and NJ tubes, oh and brain surgery for nonexistent condishuns, posting lots of details and asking for prayers (and always paypal donations).

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The way she takes pics of her kids with their tubes and matching outfits is just creepy as fuck. She loves it.

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I stumbled upon Krissy because of this post
To krissy, holding down your children and shoving an unnecessary feeding tube through their nose down their throats while they gag and cry is just part of being a mawm. praise.
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And it gets SO. MUCH. WORSE.

In short, mom decided her kids were too fucking bendy

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Would you just look at that. Clearly, she needs urgent fucking brain surgery, stop all that bending now.

For 3 years, these kids have been locked in neck braces with feeding tubes and subjected to nearly a DOZEN brain surgeries between the two of them.
Mom munches on the boys too, but not as much. Her real focus is the girls. She's also recently fallen ill with breast cancer, type 2 diabetes and a big list of shit, in addition to her also having EDS (because it's genetic) - I don't think they've had any genetic testing done, btw.
This adorable little video can catch you up to speed:

What appear to be perfectly healthy children are now permanently disfigured, fitted with hardware in their necks and brains, suffered through multiple surgeries and infections and procedures, and cannot do anything they used to be able to do. In this super cute video we learn the girls are currently able to enjoy singing, crafts, playing guitar and seeing friends, compared to before; they could run, ride bikes, jump on the trampoline, dance and the younger one misses "just being a kid" at age 8 (she's 10 now). Obviously, the right choice was fucking brain surgery. The symptoms that brought them to this tough decision include "spine stuff" and "brain stuff" and the younger one claims there were seizures and her heart "skipped beats". I think mom just couldn't tolerate all that fucking bending.

Regardless if this shit has any basis in reality, it's so fucking OTT, here we are.

Mom romanticizes the absolute fuck out of this. If she could use it to fuck herself while getting a facial from jesus, she would. Every year, she throws them each a party on their "zipperversary" which is to celebrate when she let a butcher hack into their brains and began a never ending journey of complications, infections and more surgeries. Yeah, let's fucking celebrate that.
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The surgeon who did this is a whackadoo in NYC, and a common doctor among Chiari shoppers. The MRIs of these children do not look like they needed urgent surgery, but I'm not a fucking doctor.

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Dr. Greenfield in NYC chiari speshulist, also likes to hack into children's brains for no fucking reason

Spoiler: Gross Surgery and aftermath

Because what brightens your day like medical abuse and a photo of a bleeding kid with a puke bucket?
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This happened too, and ew.

Spoiler: gross

another complication, what could go wrong with multiple brain surgeries?
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OMG. No words can describe my horror after reading through this post. You have done a great job of documenting this case. This scary ass monster mom NEEDS her own thread! Krissy needs to be put under the same scrutiny as the Schofield horror. Holy shit those poor kids.

 

[JackDonaghysSecretLover]

Whoa Nelly! This one is even more paranoid and bat shit cray cray than the usual suspects!

She's still going as of a half hour ago. She's completely crazy and can't keep her info straight at all. I've been watching her all day and it's just straight up mania. If I were Porochista I wouldn't put all those chickens in that basket.


ETA: I'm pretty sure she's now implying that IF is a bunch of Scientologists.

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

I'm down the rabbit hole on one munchie family and I ran across this possible new horror cow. This bitch is next level evil.

Allow me to introduce you all to Krissy K (facebook is public for now) Her MO seems to be dressing her kids up in matching outfits, collars and NJ tubes, oh and brain surgery for nonexistent condishuns, posting lots of details and asking for prayers (and always paypal donations).

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The way she takes pics of her kids with their tubes and matching outfits is just creepy as fuck. She loves it.

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I stumbled upon Krissy because of this post
To krissy, holding down your children and shoving an unnecessary feeding tube through their nose down their throats while they gag and cry is just part of being a mawm. praise.
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And it gets SO. MUCH. WORSE.

In short, mom decided her kids were too fucking bendy

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Would you just look at that. Clearly, she needs urgent fucking brain surgery, stop all that bending now.

For 3 years, these kids have been locked in neck braces with feeding tubes and subjected to nearly a DOZEN brain surgeries between the two of them.
Mom munches on the boys too, but not as much. Her real focus is the girls. She's also recently fallen ill with breast cancer, type 2 diabetes and a big list of shit, in addition to her also having EDS (because it's genetic) - I don't think they've had any genetic testing done, btw.
This adorable little video can catch you up to speed:

What appear to be perfectly healthy children are now permanently disfigured, fitted with hardware in their necks and brains, suffered through multiple surgeries and infections and procedures, and cannot do anything they used to be able to do. In this super cute video we learn the girls are currently able to enjoy singing, crafts, playing guitar and seeing friends, compared to before; they could run, ride bikes, jump on the trampoline, dance and the younger one misses "just being a kid" at age 8 (she's 10 now). Obviously, the right choice was fucking brain surgery. The symptoms that brought them to this tough decision include "spine stuff" and "brain stuff" and the younger one claims there were seizures and her heart "skipped beats". I think mom just couldn't tolerate all that fucking bending.

Regardless if this shit has any basis in reality, it's so fucking OTT, here we are.

Mom romanticizes the absolute fuck out of this. If she could use it to fuck herself while getting a facial from jesus, she would. Every year, she throws them each a party on their "zipperversary" which is to celebrate when she let a butcher hack into their brains and began a never ending journey of complications, infections and more surgeries. Yeah, let's fucking celebrate that.
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The surgeon who did this is a whackadoo in NYC, and a common doctor among Chiari shoppers. The MRIs of these children do not look like they needed urgent surgery, but I'm not a fucking doctor.

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Dr. Greenfield in NYC chiari speshulist, also likes to hack into children's brains for no fucking reason

Spoiler: Gross Surgery and aftermath

Because what brightens your day like medical abuse and a photo of a bleeding kid with a puke bucket?
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This happened too, and ew.

God help me I want the next shuttle off this fucking planet.

Notice it's just the girls she fucked up? I highly suspect she is killing off her "competition."

Fuck I am Mad At the Internet now.

 

[Maxie]

Diagnosis Krissy claims for Aveahna


Did they even go to Mayo?

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Today Sarah-Jean tries to find something medically wrong with Freckles instead of recognizing she's a terrible pet owner.

-She started to vlog yesterday but deleted it
-bringing her dorwgs to the vet because she has to get their vaccines up to date in advance of boarding
-Wants to check Freckle's thyroid while she's at the vet because she can't stop gaining weight, Sarah-Jean can't work her as much, she can't get in or out of the car, and she's 74 lbs. She should be around 50, which is around what Gizmo is. She thinks Gizmo is too small and 50 lbs will also be too small for Freckles. Claims Freckles is big boned.
-video of Freckles cowering during the vet exam.
-Gizmo gained weight. He had lost weight when he had pneumonia.
-Starting Freckles on thyroid medication.
-Dad is taking the dowrgs to the dowrgpark.
-Complaining about IV placement because if she bends her arm tightly it occludes the blood vessel. Still shopping for a port.
-It rained. "You've seen in my window well I have many visitors of the frog species. Or tortoise. Not tortoise. Toad." There's a multitude of frogs and toads in her window well outside and she's going to fuck with them and stress them out because she's afraid if it rains again they'll get stuck and drown. Video of her catching frogs and screaming while dad tells her to just put a branch in and they'll crawl out if they want.
-Puts them outside and her outside cat immediately tries to murder one. Yeah, that's why outside domestic cats are a bad idea - they decimate the wildlife
-shows off giant ugly earrings
-ordering chinese food, fried tofu, broccoli, garlic sauce
-Gets pulled over for not signalling. Vlogs it. No ticket.
-Wearing glasses for her headache because it helps even though she has 20/20 vision. She's explained before that her headaches went away when the ophthalmologist gave her prescriptionless glasses, does not understand how placebo effect works and thinks there is something about the glasses that is special
-At the restaurant a kid age 7-8 was making origami cranes. He shows her a butterfly one he's proud of and this fucking cunt criticizes a little boy because the butterfly fold isn't as cool as the cranes. He gave her a crane. At least she didn't do the "1000 cranes for the sick" thing but chances are near 100% one of her followers is going to mention it and SJ is going to act like it's some kind of sign or the boy knew she was suffering or dumb shit like that.
-complains the glasses hurt her eyes and give her more of a headache if she wears them too long because she has perfect vision. Again, they don't have prescription lenses.
-It was a blah day because there was nothing medical to discuss.

 

[dismissfrogs]

Man, tip the hat to me, but I hope that bitch dies of cancer before she can harm her kids further.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Man, tip the hat to me, but I hope that bitch dies of cancer before she can harm her kids further.

It's pretty difficult to a-log child abusers. Any one of those unnecessary brain surgeries could have gone horrifically wrong and killed or tatered her daughters. A few almost did and she's still planning more. Therefore, yes, if there is a merciful god, she should die of cancer before she gets more brain surgeries scheduled for the girls.

 

[dismissfrogs]

It's pretty difficult to a-log child abusers. Any one of those unnecessary brain surgeries could have gone horrifically wrong and killed or tatered her daughters. A few almost did and she's still planning more. Therefore, yes, if there is a merciful god, she should die of cancer before she gets more brain surgeries scheduled for the girls.

I mean, I feel like it's just another damn lie. But if she's done all this, I don't see any other way out for them.

 

[dopedodo]

re: Aveahna's diagnosis list. Aside from the usual "half this stuff falls under fairly standard EDS complications", having more than one kind of EDS at once is ridiculously rare and absolutely genetically diagnosable.

(Not to say there aren't such things as crossover symptoms where say someone with hypermobile EDS might have more skin involvement a la classical EDS than most, or vice versa).

 

[iluvmylife]

Today Sarah-Jean tries to find something medically wrong with Freckles instead of recognizing she's a terrible pet owner.

-She started to vlog yesterday but deleted it
-bringing her dorwgs to the vet because she has to get their vaccines up to date in advance of boarding
-Wants to check Freckle's thyroid while she's at the vet because she can't stop gaining weight, Sarah-Jean can't work her as much, she can't get in or out of the car, and she's 74 lbs. She should be around 50, which is around what Gizmo is. She thinks Gizmo is too small and 50 lbs will also be too small for Freckles. Claims Freckles is big boned.
-video of Freckles cowering during the vet exam.
-Gizmo gained weight. He had lost weight when he had pneumonia.
-Starting Freckles on thyroid medication.
-Dad is taking the dowrgs to the dowrgpark.
-Complaining about IV placement because if she bends her arm tightly it occludes the blood vessel. Still shopping for a port.
-It rained. "You've seen in my window well I have many visitors of the frog species. Or tortoise. Not tortoise. Toad." There's a multitude of frogs and toads in her window well outside and she's going to fuck with them and stress them out because she's afraid if it rains again they'll get stuck and drown. Video of her catching frogs and screaming while dad tells her to just put a branch in and they'll crawl out if they want.
-Puts them outside and her outside cat immediately tries to murder one. Yeah, that's why outside domestic cats are a bad idea - they decimate the wildlife
-shows off giant ugly earrings
-ordering chinese food, fried tofu, broccoli, garlic sauce
-Gets pulled over for not signalling. Vlogs it. No ticket.
-Wearing glasses for her headache because it helps even though she has 20/20 vision. She's explained before that her headaches went away when the ophthalmologist gave her prescriptionless glasses, does not understand how placebo effect works and thinks there is something about the glasses that is special
-At the restaurant a kid age 7-8 was making origami cranes. He shows her a butterfly one he's proud of and this fucking cunt criticizes a little boy because the butterfly fold isn't as cool as the cranes. He gave her a crane. At least she didn't do the "1000 cranes for the sick" thing but chances are near 100% one of her followers is going to mention it and SJ is going to act like it's some kind of sign or the boy knew she was suffering or dumb shit like that.
-complains the glasses hurt her eyes and give her more of a headache if she wears them too long because she has perfect vision. Again, they don't have prescription lenses.
-It was a blah day because there was nothing medical to discuss.

Did she go MBP on Freckles? And her tone of voice when she said her dad offered to take dorwgs to dorwg park annoyed the hell out of me. She sounded like a bad mom who off-loaded her kids because she didn’t want to be bothered.

How much you wanna bet both those dorwgs hadn’t had a non-emergency vet checkup in a while?

Does she not have the farm anymore? She used to mention going to take care of whatever animals that were there but she hasn’t in a long ass time and that worries me for what kind of state they are in.

ETA those earrings were Garwd awful.

 

[a bootiful jung woman]

Absolute meltdowns happening on Twitter over IF. Including this woman who can't seem to get keep the name of the subreddit straight but is convinced big pharma or something is behind them.

True confession guys, I told them to go make a subreddit when they were in the process of being expunged from lolcow.farms and were wailing about that. Checks from big pharma can be mailed to me here, thank u.

 

[large_farva]

Krissy says here that the wound healing difficulties weren't EDS related "in her momma gunt she just knew"
and we have it here saying the kid had a fucking bone infection. Then she says she went ahead and got that pesky tethered cord taken care of only to end up causing her kid CSF leaks (if that was even real) then a shunt, shunt failures and a shiny new PICC line.
Mommy loves your being so brave, here's a list of all the things I did to you and the complications it all caused, SO BRAVE.

If Krissy really does have breast cancer, it's because of Karma. Enjoy all the procedures and the chemo drugs, treat it super aggresively like you did your little dolls. I hope you have zero dignity left trying to battle it and die anyway.

 

[Kacho]

Welp. I've never wanted brain bleach before but after reading the past few pages of this thread I think I'm ready.

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Did she go MBP on Freckles?

Maybe, but hypothyroid is really common in dogs, especially larger dogs in middle age, which Freckles is. On the other hand it's also seriously overdiagnosed when the answer is actually that the owner doesn't walk and overfeeds their dogs and wants a medical reason that their own shitty petcare is not to blame for their animals' health. It usually causes itchy skin (which is why the vet asked if she'd been itchy) and hair loss in high-wear areas (usually on both sides of their trunk from where they lay down) addition to weight gain and lethargy. While Freckles' coat is a dull, brittle mess I don't see it looking patchy, thin, or having any difficulty regrowing. TT4, the test for hypothyroid, is not usually a test they do in office while you wait – most places will send it or process in office and call you back with results later – but that's just based on my own personal experience going to a few small practices. Maybe she goes to one of those big fancy ones that processes a ton of labs in house, idk.

I think they maybe gave her a trial for thyroid meds to see if they work without a diagnosis because it's tolerated well and there't little real risk if they give it to her for a few weeks and it turns out her thyroid's fine.

I'm also convinced SJ feeds them a vegan diet, which would also explain why Freckles is fat and her coat looks like garbage.

And no, she no longer has the farm. She casually dropped it in a vlog a few weeks ago that she used to run an animal sanctuary and the facebook/website for it has been gone for ages. N/S as to what happened to the animals.

 

[Diana Moon Glampers]

Welp. I've never wanted brain bleach before but after reading the past few pages of this thread I think I'm ready.

Brain bleach is probably what Krissy used after her kid got surgery to make sure all the stitches popped and her daughter got infected.

I'm lying, of course. I'm confident she rubbed actual shit on the wound. And probably popped the stitches herself. I'm going to guess, at a glance, that things like getting your stitches popped by mom happens whenever you misbehave or talk back.

 

[iluvmylife]

Maybe, but hypothyroid is really common in dogs, especially larger dogs in middle age, which Freckles is. On the other hand it's also seriously overdiagnosed when the answer is actually that the owner doesn't walk and overfeeds their dogs and wants a medical reason that their own shitty petcare is not to blame for their animals' health. It usually causes itchy skin (which is why the vet asked if she'd been itchy) and hair loss in high-wear areas (usually on both sides of their trunk from where they lay down) addition to weight gain and lethargy. While Freckles' coat is a dull, brittle mess I don't see it looking patchy, thin, or having any difficulty regrowing. TT4, the test for hypothyroid, is not usually a test they do in office while you wait – most places will send it or process in office and call you back with results later – but that's just based on my own personal experience going to a few small practices. Maybe she goes to one of those big fancy ones that processes a ton of labs in house, idk.

I think they maybe gave her a trial for thyroid meds to see if they work without a diagnosis because it's tolerated well and there't little real risk if they give it to her for a few weeks and it turns out her thyroid's fine.

I'm also convinced SJ feeds them a vegan diet, which would also explain why Freckles is fat and her coat looks like garbage.

And no, she no longer has the farm. She casually dropped it in a vlog a few weeks ago that she used to run an animal sanctuary and the facebook/website for it has been gone for ages. N/S as to what happened to the animals.

Thanks for the info. I was confused about her snarky "that was an interesting visit" remark (or something like that). I couldn't tell if it was just one of her idiotic comments or something else happened that she did not show.

I don't know how I missed her talking about her not having the sanctuary anymore--I may have fallen asleep haha. She is in desperate need of an ER trip looking perfectly healthy but suffering from a major health crisis OR a trip to Mayo to see the heart doctor who hates her. Is the Hawaii trip coming up soon?

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Is the Hawaii trip coming up soon?

Christmas, and i'm hoping she vlogs as a gift to us all.

 

[Casket Base]

Christmas, and i'm hoping she vlogs as a gift to us all.

Can't wait for the S-J vlogmas where she insists the Christmas punch isn't spiked.

 

[Dovahshit]

It's pretty difficult to a-log child abusers. Any one of those unnecessary brain surgeries could have gone horrifically wrong and killed or tatered her daughters. A few almost did and she's still planning more. Therefore, yes, if there is a merciful god, she should die of cancer before she gets more brain surgeries scheduled for the girls.

i hope she gets abandoned by everyone she loves and never getting any attention from whosoever till she dies of loneliness a d in pain

 

[Kate Farms Shill]

Can't wait for the S-J vlogmas where she insists the Christmas punch isn't spiked.

"Vodka doesn't have alcohol. It's just like, you know, water. See, it's clear, so it's water. I'm dizzy because of my POTS, and I need to drink a lot of water, so I drink vodka, because it's basically the same thing."