Sockness manipulated Chris with threat to stop the Merge, RPing as Magi-Chan

when did being an alog become fashionable? Isn’t that just a lolcow who deflects? You see yourself in Chris and hate him for it... right? Internet has changed man.

There are still some alogs that run around but mostly it's just people tired of summerfags coming in and acting like they can change the inevitable. Every few days someone comes in and demands that we should all be spamming social services to try and get Chris in a group home because he's exceptional because they didn't bother lurking for a couple days before making that helpful suggestion. Meanwhile Chris keeps on with his latest ridiculous bullshit.

It's like the opposite of groundhog's day, we're on the outside watching some nitwit fuck up again and again without any ability to change things and it becomes exasperating.

Roping him into shit is never a matter of Chris' decision. It's a deterministic process on the part of the people doing the roping. If you know what you're doing with Chris, you can force him into doing whatever you want, you know long before Chris knows what he's going to do. It's a done deal, it's not Chris' choice.

Perhaps yours is a testable hypothesis; few know Chris better than you.

Manipulate him into getting a job.
 
There are still some alogs that run around but mostly it's just people tired of summerfags coming in and acting like they can change the inevitable. Every few days someone comes in and demands that we should all be spamming social services to try and get Chris in a group home because he's exceptional because they didn't bother lurking for a couple days before making that helpful suggestion. Meanwhile Chris keeps on with his latest ridiculous bullshit.

It's like the opposite of groundhog's day, we're on the outside watching some nitwit fuck up again and again without any ability to change things and it becomes exasperating.



Perhaps yours is a testable hypothesis; few know Chris better than you.

Manipulate him into getting a job.
That’s fair. If you had asked me ten years ago if Chris was able to make sane decisions then I would have told you no though. It’s like waiting for the browns to win the super bowl. Your patience will wear thin. i wouldn’t wait for a miracle and learn to understand that Chris Chan is Chris Chan and will always be the most Chris Chan person on the internet and nothing will stop him from Chris Channing.
 
This is the only thing wrong with your post.

Chris is not a real adult. He's exceptional. He cannot meaningfully choose these things.

Chris chose this about as much as children choose to get molested.

Roping him into shit is never a matter of Chris' decision. It's a deterministic process on the part of the people doing the roping. If you know what you're doing with Chris, you can force him into doing whatever you want, you know long before Chris knows what he's going to do. It's a done deal, it's not Chris' choice.
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Anyway, most children are very intellegent when it comes to good touch vs bad touch, unless you're literally forcing yourself on them. You could tell Chris a million times over, "hey, this guy wants to put his dick inside you" or "he wants to touch your filthy, disgusting anus" and his response would be "are there Sonichus involved because if there are, I'll bend over".
 
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Anyway, most children are very intellegent when it comes to good touch vs bad touch, unless you're literally forcing yourself on them. You could tell Chris a million times over, "hey, this guy wants to put his dick inside you" or "he wants to touch your filthy, disgusting anus" and his response would be "are there Sonichus involved because if there are, I'll bend over".
...that’s exactly what he said in different words though. Aside from the kids won’t get raped unless you force them to get raped. Which is kind of what rape is.
 
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Maybe if Chris spends several weeks being savagely raped by a buck toothed mongoloid's feral and unseemly penis he will finally learn a lesson about reality. I'm beyond caring what this moron gets himself into.
 
Maybe if Chris spends several weeks being savagely raped by a buck toothed mongoloid's feral and unseemly penis he will finally learn a lesson about reality. I'm beyond caring what this moron gets himself into.
Hope it's livestreamed on Pornhub. I've been looking for a video that will kill my enemies with just one glance.
 
Perhaps yours is a testable hypothesis; few know Chris better than you.

Manipulate him into getting a job.
We did. Or at least, in the past, we manipulated him into applying to a few jobs. They just didn't hire him because he's a terrible candidate.

We also got him to smash up his PS3 and drive to Ohio.

Some speds also manipulated him into sending them $6k.

I think this hypothesis is thoroughly proven.

I don't believe it's ethical to try and manipulate Chris into improving his life because the manipulation itself erodes his grip on reality, making him vulnerable to more manipulation later on. Chris is an insane, mental pile of mush specifically because for the past decade, 90% of the people he knew were imaginary.

But even if someone is OK with manipulation because the ends justify the means, the problem is that no matter how good of a grasp you have on Chris, someone will come along and manipulate him out of your hands. And instead of telling him that the merge will happen if he cleans himself up and gets a job, they'll tell him that they'll magic him to the land of chocolate rivers and gumdrop waterfalls if he makes a dumb video. You can never hold onto Chris' attention to help him because weens will steal his attention out from under you.
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Anyway, most children are very intellegent when it comes to good touch vs bad touch, unless you're literally forcing yourself on them. You could tell Chris a million times over, "hey, this guy wants to put his dick inside you" or "he wants to touch your filthy, disgusting anus" and his response would be "are there Sonichus involved because if there are, I'll bend over".
That's retarded and you know it. Children get molested every day and it's not because they're dumb. It's because children, like Chris, are vulnerable.

Chris is a shithead, no doubt about that, but he's being exploited. Quit making excuses for it.
 
Maybe if Chris spends several weeks being savagely raped by a buck toothed mongoloid's feral and unseemly penis he will finally learn a lesson about reality. I'm beyond caring what this moron gets himself into.
This is my take on this whole ordeal as well. I hold no ill will against Chris but hopefully him getting popped in the shitter by an exceptional goblino will be the wake-up call needed to jar him loose out of LARPing. We'll go from the Merge Saga to the PTSD/Oxycontin and Anal Stitches Saga.
 
I don't know about you guys, but I think this whole situation seems like it could be an interesting ethical dilemma for the farms. Our observation only policy is generally respected by the majority of the site and it has produced the best and safest lulz for all of us here, but when does observation become too dangerous to keep up? Sockness is obviously a dangerous deranged individual, and really he should be in an institution of some kind. He is obviously deep into crazy and possibly violent occult shit and his mental instability and delusions of power are a legitimate threat to Chris' safety and well being. If he were to actually go to Chris' home and let's face it he would show up unannounced if he did at all, what would there be to stop him from causing severe bodily harm or even killing Barb and Chris? Barb is a frail old lady with a foot in the grave and Chris would probably just Curse-ye-hame-ha up until the moment sockness stabbed him 47 times. Honestly I'm starting to think someone needs to intervene to prevent an actual double homicide.
 
I don't know about you guys, but I think this whole situation seems like it could be an interesting ethical dilemma for the farms. Our observation only policy is generally respected by the majority of the site and it has produced the best and safest lulz for all of us here, but when does observation become too dangerous to keep up? Sockness is obviously a dangerous deranged individual, and really he should be in an institution of some kind. He is obviously deep into crazy and possibly violent occult shit and his mental instability and delusions of power are a legitimate threat to Chris' safety and well being. If he were to actually go to Chris' home and let's face it he would show up unannounced if he did at all, what would there be to stop him from causing severe bodily harm or even killing Barb and Chris? Barb is a frail old lady with a foot in the grave and Chris would probably just Curse-ye-hame-ha up until the moment sockness stabbed him 47 times. Honestly I'm starting to think someone needs to intervene to prevent an actual double homicide.
I think sockness is like 98% chance just a homo nerd roleplaying. And like 2% chance actually violent. But the thing is, there is no way to intervene without displacing sockness with another, more elaborate roleplay.
 
I think sockness is like 98% chance just a homo nerd roleplaying. And like 2% chance actually violent.
I hope those odds are accurate.
But the thing is, there is no way to intervene without displacing sockness with another, more elaborate roleplay.
This is true. Chris is impossible to reason with if you don't plan on breaking his sense of reality further. This is where intervening for his safety becomes tricky because it's wrong to go ahead and trick him into listening to you instead of sockness and it's not like you can just SWAT Sockness and get him out of the picture with force because that would just backfire horribly. Really there aren't too many options. I suppose someone could observe for a few days if sockness shows up and be prepared to call the authorities but that might come too slow to actually help Chris.
 
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I think sockness is like 98% chance just a homo nerd roleplaying.

Admittedly I haven't been following the Jacob deal too closely, but I think he's just playing a character. He makes videos and internet posts with a persona that you would have legitimate concerns of him choking to death on his graham crackers at snack time, yet he has authored several books. He is obviously a tad out of plumb, he is a weird guy with odd fetishes, but he is not as dumb as he acts. Like the drooling tard in the "read me a bedtime story" video could have written the Magi-Chan roleplay this thread is discussing. I highly doubt either of them travels across the country, that he will even actually meet Chris, let alone harm him.

If I am wrong, CRAYOLA FUCKING MODEL MAGIC is not a personal lubricant.
 
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