DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Toilet Man]

Hell, bring the whole crew together for the full circle jerk of autism!

Three eStooges

Lice Poseidon swapped out for LTG and I'm in.

 

[PieceofShet]

That is all.

 

[Salubrious]

Who wants to set the "hooking it up" involves the camera still pointed at an empty couch so you can't actually see anything?

Also, DSP believes that "exploration of menus" is enough of a hook to put it in the schedule?

 

[huffysan]

Still weird to me he missed all other minis, but for some reason really wants to play Sega. I guess it's only for Lion King game, even though it is on SNES as well.

 

[Salubrious]

Still weird to me he missed all other minis, but for some reason really wants to play Sega. I guess it's only for Lion King game, even though it is on SNES as well.

Don't think so. The Lion King/Aladdin rerelease comes out in 6 weeks.

I think it's just a new shiny toy for Phil.

 

[PieceofShet]

Still weird to me he missed all other minis, but for some reason really wants to play Sega. I guess it's only for Lion King game, even though it is on SNES as well.

Did he have amazon wishlist when other minis came out? There you go.

 

[Forbidden Math]

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I love his logic in this tweet. "I murdered someone in mid-2009 but never actually got arrested until 2010 when the police figured out it was me. SO it's more being fingered as the killer than actually killing?"

 

[actually]

The fact he shifted his Call of Duty playtime to the night is the reason why views are shit. You are going up againist some heavy hitter streamers that are playing the game around that time. At least if he played during the day he would start around 12:30 his time so people might check his stream out for an hour or so before bigger names on Twitch jump on.

Funny thing is that he had 600-800 viewers for much of the night. Maybe viewbots, but I didn't look to see one way or the other. Also had people, including infinite55, shitting on him pretty much the whole time for using the exact same excuses as always. Plus a great one about how one certain handrail MUST have a weird hitbox because gosh darnit, he just always seems to get shot there without being able to hit the person back.

 

[BrunoMattei]

Of course Phil conveniently "forgets" to mention that besides the 2009 video where he directly told people to click on the ads in late 2010 he made other videos telling people that he can get money based on how much they "Participate, and anyone whose accustomed to YouTube and how partnered channels work I'm sure you know what I'm saying," and then ended every video telling his viewers to remember to "Participate".

He literally told his viewers to click on the ads at the end of every video he made for months, and they did, and he got banned from AdSense, and he made a video proclaiming "I did nothing wrong, I have nothing to hide", and now it's the fault of the people clicking the ads and not his for telling them to "Participate You know what i mean" in every video for months right until he ate a ban for it. He still gets all fussy in his britches if anyone brings up the "Don't forget to Rate, Comment, and Participate!" sign-off he would end every video on THEKINGOFHATEHD with and starts squabbling about how 'that's not what I meant by "Participate" and no one thought that" but he absolutely refuses to speak about it beyond that because that's exactly what it meant and he made videos that said as much.

I find those "gamer" t-shirts he wears to be absolute cringe.

 

[Dragoonism]

Jesus Christ he's stumbling over his words so badly. Phil, if you aren't genuine with your thoughts and feelings, it shows when you try to bullshit others.

Pretty much like every time he is trying to adress something beyond his little channel!

 

[FallGout]

Still weird to me he missed all other minis, but for some reason really wants to play Sega. I guess it's only for Lion King game, even though it is on SNES as well.

I would guess it's because the Nintendo Mini consoles became difficult to find without putting in some effort or (getting a paypig) to fork out a lot of cash over the MSRP. Could also be that the MegaDrive/Genesis mini is getting a fair bit of hype behind it. As soon as it was clear that AtGames had nothing to do with it peoples interests in it raised a fair bit.

 

[Comma]

Today he had the guts to point out the contributions being slow during the pre-stream and overnight, resulting in a really short shout-out segment.

Imagine that: people not showering you with money while you're asleep or watching television, or to hear you clear your throat, make snorting sounds and talk out of your fucking ass for an hour straight.

It really shows how accustomed our cash junkie has become to people throwing dollars at him for doing basically nothing. And on the rare occasion of people not opening their wallets, he jumps on it like the cash-predator he is and IMMEDIATELY plants that pitty-seed in his viewers' mind as if he's training a dog.

You can't spell "desperate" without DSP.

-edit- And just now he used a $5.50 tip, the biggest tip so far, to mention it being a slow day again.

He's keeping the pressure on.

-edit2- And returning from break he mentions it again. Twice.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

I know this is hella late, but you know what I just thought about after all this time? Remember how his mom gave him $4000 to help Phil pay towards his debt or something like that? Do you think it was actually money to be used for a decent honeymoon? And that Phil used it to pay his debt instead?

I don't know. I just thought it was strange for Phil to just tell his parents that he owes that much money, and stranger still, that his mom would just outright give him $4000 just like that. I also wouldn't put it past Phil to lie in order to get free money. Not sure why this thought came up, but there it is...

 

[Adamska]

It really shows how accustomed our cash junkie has become to people throwing dollars at him for doing basically nothing. And on the rare occasion of people not opening their wallets, he jumps on it like the cash-predator he is and IMMEDIATELY plants that pitty-seed in his viewers' mind as if he's training a dog.

Had a thought; isn't Pig's panhandling success during the mid-late of a month usually pretty slow anyway? Because if so, then it's easily explained by how the genuinely mentally handicapped people he scams out of money probably are out of tard bux by this point.

Besides, it's not like he'll not get "last minute" donations or seeds, whether by Pig himself to save his own ego or one of his Pigcult trying to become the new Omega Cuck (or a returning member being under a new name due to being just aware enough to feel shame, but too retarded to stop).

 

[lavrentiyberia]

And on the rare occasion of people not opening their wallets, he jumps on it like the cash-predator he is and IMMEDIATELY plants that pitty-seed in his viewers' mind as if he's training a dog.

His viewers are all declawed cats, suicidal from the gout mansion ennui, never allowed to chase the birds, and he sprays them with pity water to deter them from chewing through the wires of pignosis

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

 

[Providence Backing_21]

Somebody preorders Genesis mini and he does the we preordered it. No if you beg for a free console that can't be a we.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Somebody preorders Genesis mini and he does the we preordered it. No if you beg for a free console that can't be a we.

Phil is that type of person noone wants to be friends with.

If he is even slightly involved in something and it goes well, it's we did it.
If he is the lead on something and it goes bad, it's not his fault it was everyone else.

People like him are cancer.

 

[Comma]

Oh my lord.

He was just talking about him being known as "the more interactive streamer" and him not being able to "interact" that much while playing Gears 5 because he's "hyper focused" on the game a lot, using it as the explanation for the slow stream today. Clip:

(I also threw in the very, very sincere "thank you" for golden_colts his 28-month re-sub)

You don't know, DSP? Well, I do, because it's actually really simple: you're just unable to do two things at the same time and be anywhere near good at them, for example playing games well and interacting with chat like a normal person. Hell, you're not even able to do one of those things well on their own, let alone doing them both at the same time.
Talented people, like other streamers, can be good at a game by focusing on it AND at the same time be interesting/entertaining/interactive. That's the main difference between you and basically every other person who makes a living from streaming.

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During all of this, after finishing the campaign with almost an hour left to the stream, chat's begging him to play the Call of Duty beta. He's not having any of it, and calling people "stupid" for asking for it. Instead, he's playing the extremely boring multiplayer of Gears 5.

Interactive streamer, everyone.

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He just ragequit the multiplayer match he was in because it was taking too long (5 minutes overtime) and because it was "boring" (yes, he actually said that), all while shitting on this multiplayer part of Gears 5.

And of course he did the low contributions shtick one last time to end the stream with.

Ragequit + whining about low contributions:

Such a fitting end to this disaster of a stream.

 

[SleepyNibba]

i love how he keeps thinking business class internet means you have the best internet... all it does is insure your "Business" has a stable connection to ensure that you have as few down time moments as possible that would mess with your business.

It does not ensure fast connection speeds, ive worked in a place of work for over 10 years and we used the same shit phil uses, it doesnt speed anything up... Phil is paying way to much for internet and getting shit in return for it...