Alice Walker Wright / Alice Weaver Wright / Alice Ridley / partypantsNYC / Mercatur / nycaw - The morbidly obese raging alcoholic thieving owner of GOMI.

[swiggety_swoogitty]

How is she affording her lifestyle as a bartender?

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LOL I used to live near this bar, I’m surprised it’s still open. The few times I was there it was a dump with a bunch of old sad patrons. Not even close to being a hot spot. She’ll fit right in.

 

[smackpops]

Alice is a bartender. At a gay club. Of course she is, all Met Opera ladies tend the bar at night. And this is her second job? Please tell me GOMI isn't her first job. Please tell me she's an office temp who never gets offered a long-term gig, or she works from home fielding tech support issues.

She looks awful. Her face is absolutely bloated. Being around all that alcohol and bitchy gay men is going to destroy what's left of her physical and mental health.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

Ha, I’m not Alice. I’m not sure how to prove that to you without revealing who I am, which I definitely don’t want to do. I’m also sure she reads these forums and will still know exactly who I am.

Maybe this was a mistake, coming here. It seems like anything but spewing hatred for her may not be tolerated.

I’m sorry to hear that your friend got hurt by her. She’s hurt me too, over and over and over. I don’t follow her on GOMI and am only vaguely aware of the bad things she’s said or done. But please don't think I’m here to defend her or make excuses, I just see her as a broken human, not an evil human. There is a difference.

How did you find Kiwi Farms? This thread is the first thing I see when I google Alice's name, and I'll bet that gets her motor running, but I'm assuming it wouldn't be that way for everyone.

 

[MichaelScarn]

She's been to The Toolbox quite a bit since she moved to the UES. Maybe she befriended the owner and asked him/her for a job and got it as a favor? It is perplexing. Also doesn't go along with her image at allllll.

ETA: This also pops up when you google her. Hilarious.

She posted this with the caption:
nycaw
Your NYFW street style efforts are cringey

Your whole life is cringey...

Still drinking alone around NYC

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This person is well known in some circles. Not a household name, but known to a certain set. Alice was on one of her never ending benders, and this person told Alice they needed to remove her from their life as it was endangering their sobriety, and wished her all the best.

Alice, who is a vindictive little guttersnipe, got smashed and started badmouthing this person all over the place. Assailing their character and talking trash -all of which was untrue- trying to hurt them socially and professionally and anyone who knows this person knows it's all untrue.

Mandy Stadtmiller, is that you? Alice is probably lying about you but you are still an entitled, grasping user. “My friend,” my ass. Nice attempt at damage control.

 

[rocknrollmartian]

Mandy Stadtmiller, is that you? Alice is probably lying about you but you are still an entitled, grasping user. “My friend,” my ass. Nice attempt at damage control.

I have no idea if anyone here is Mandy/talking about Mandy, but Mandy did include some hot takes from Alice in a 2017 "death of xoJane" article:

The harshest critic of the site might just be Alice Wright, who is webmistress of Get Off My Internets, which documents regularly complaints about xoJane and other blogs’ content. Wright told me, “I think a succession of ill-advised posts probably turned audience feelings sour after a while. Readers started wondering how someone with 20+ years in publishing and several editors with years of experience in journalism and media could keep making such poor decisions.”

I am very much included in that assessment, in case you were wondering.

She noted, “It will be interesting to see where the commenter community winds up. The xoJane diaspora may be the most interesting part of this whole situation.”

Who gives a fuck what Alice the "webmistress" (fucking stop with the 1999 lingo!) thinks? Are content creators supposed to value the opinion of a fat slob who envies petite Mormon mommybloggers?

And Mandy is a desperate mess. Too bad she's too boring overall to be a cow; her thirst and pathetic self-deprecation are legendary, and her marriage is a sick joke.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I have no idea if anyone here is Mandy/talking about Mandy, but Mandy did include some hot takes from Alice in a 2017 "death of xoJane" article:

—SNIP—

And Mandy is a desperate mess. Too bad she's too boring overall to be a cow; her thirst and pathetic self-deprecation are legendary, and her marriage is a sick joke.

Mandy, who is out and proud as sober (or, rather, a dry drunk who has yet to attain maturity or emotional sobriety), was also accompanying Alice on her multi-hour shitfaced sessions at Dorrian’s. Alice posted at least one picture of them together on her instagram, overjoyed to have evidence SOMEONE was willingly hanging out with her. This gruesome twosome was bound to implode. They’re both batshit insane, thirsty af, scheming, nasty and desperate to cultivate an image at odds with who they really are. It was only going to end one way.

Mandy is ripe for her own thread actually. Everything you say about her is true. She DOES have a few “fans” who would absolutely come to the Farms and WK for her. Shit would be hilarious.

 

[MichaelScarn]

Back on her bull shit, Alice has been pretending to be drinking with a friend all day. She even spilled wax and a "basic bitch pumpkin beer" on her table to cement the guise.

Caption:
Find yourself a friend who will take a LOL DRUNK ALICE pic of you with her drink but make sure she highlights your sitting fupa. #friends #brunch #sofrench #petmomsdayout #doradomargaritas

Spoiler: IG stories and I'm sure more to drunkenly follow

 

[Elwood P. Dowd]

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I wonder if her parents are in contact with the kid she abandoned?

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Christ on a crutch, even her candles are booze themed.

 

[kirani90]

12+ hour drinking binge from someone who recently claimed she was able to moderate her drinking, when she has to go to her vague "actual job" in the morning. And she'll tag everyone in the bar but not show the dear friend who buys her pricy candles as a just cuz gift, because she's too private, hatersntrolls, etc. That makes a ton of sense! Oh, and she deleted all those brunching with her "friend" stories. Embarrassed hungover morning Alice is back with a vengeance.

 

[Gene's Secret Cat]

Why the thumbs up? This is not ironic. This is sad. So sad. Just stahp.

 

[MichaelScarn]

She's going to another gala tonight in a dress she made herself. I'll try to add updates to this post

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

The fuck is with her cheeks.

 

[Slowboat to China]

Oh my gosh, she made her own dress? I think I need to see more pictures. A professional seamstress I am not, but that pic above already has my amateur costumer senses a-tingling, and I'd love to get some proper seamstress Kiwis' feedback on the full item.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Oh my gosh, she made her own dress? I think I need to see more pictures. A professional seamstress I am not, but that pic above already has my amateur costumer senses a-tingling, and I'd love to get some proper seamstress Kiwis' feedback on the full item.

In fact, she did not even make her own dress, because she does not know how to sew. Beginning with a "cheap old dress" - as seen on the dress form - she claims to have added extra tulle to make a cummerbund thing, some sort of cape/train, and floor-length underskirts.

Obviously she does not have enough tulle for this project. At best, this is going to look like a skimpy, wilted fail from a $10 WISH PROM DRESSES TRY ON HAUL ONLINE SHOPPING DISASTER???

I'm on tenterhooks.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

She's there drinking alone at an empty table and tripping waiters. Can't wait to see the the full photographic remodel she does of her face body which will look nothing like the original Getty pic.

 

[Sure Jan]

Holy hell, I think this is a new low (and that's saying something). That dress is a travesty; she looks ridiculous. And lord, all these IGs of her sitting alone at tables and in booths, while she tries to pretend she is living this amazing socialite life. I'd almost feel sorry for her if I knew she was capable of being any sort of a reasonable person with an ounce of introspection. She hurls her hate and condemnation at others...and yet this is her life. She's such a tryhard. I'm still baffled at what she is trying to achieve. Does she want to be a UES maven? A gay bar groupie? What exactly is she going for?

P.S. I've been lurking here for what feels like forever, and finally decided to register in order to comment. But I've been following the trainwreck that is Alice for years now. I had the misfortune of chatting with her way back in the day and have been shadowing her social accounts ever since.

 

[Durable Mike Malloy]

Yep, the dress is just as bad as you'd expect. Even in her maximally-flattering edited versions, it looks like the outcome of a child's party game involving toilet paper:

 

[Free the Pedos]

Yep, the dress is just as bad as you'd expect. Even in her maximally-flattering edited versions, it looks like the outcome of a child's party game involving toilet paper:
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She needs to keep Loretta Lynn's name out of her whore mouth.