Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Aaway]

Jack posts the contents of his kitchen trash bin, which features several documents, a 1L bottle of Member’s Mark water, and a 946 mL bottle of Dunkin’ Donuts Extra Extra Coffee Creamer.

It’s a good thing Hendersonville, TN, has been pushing its recycling programs. (Two links)

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what the hell is this?

there's nothing left in that guy's head. not like there was much there in the past but still

 

[stets]

Jack posts the contents of his kitchen trash bin, which features several documents, a 1L bottle of Member’s Mark water, and a 946 mL bottle of Dunkin’ Donuts Extra Extra Coffee Creamer.

378 grams of sugar in that bottle of creamer. Yet another keto fail. I don’t know how it’s physically possible to dissolve that much sugar into that amount of cream. Not to mention the 63 grams of saturated fat. That stuff is like liquid death.

 

[Aaway]

my god these look disgusting. some also look raw

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

what the hell is this?

there's nothing left in that guy's head. not like there was much there in the past but still

He's an unemployed boomer, he probably just sits around thinking of Facebook shitposts like this all day.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

378 grams of sugar in that bottle of creamer. Yet another keto fail. I don’t know how it’s physically possible to dissolve that much sugar into that amount of cream. Not to mention the 63 grams of saturated fat. That stuff is like liquid death.

You forgot the added 5g of sugar per seeving in that bottle which comes up to 693 grams of sugar,

my god these look disgusting. some also look raw

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Cheap fuck didn't even use whole wings but little Tyson dicklets. In his own house.
Edit: oh shit I thought I stopped myself from posting that first message. Disregard that.

 

[TiltdownDove]

jack makes a "salad" consisting of cucumbers and sour cream

By the inclusion of Dill with the sour cream, I can only assume he wanted to make a form of tzatziki sauce? I don't know what else he would be trying to make by combining garlic powder, dill, and cucumbers.

If you use a full-fat greek yogurt (which is keto) and just add some parsley and olive oil and skip the onion powder he'd have a legit Keto greek cucumber salad, and only cost like, what, $4 more?

 

[desudesu]

jack makes a "salad" consisting of cucumbers and sour cream

Man, seeing him struggle to chop the damn dill is just pathetic and sad - it's like watching a sweaty ham flail about. Seems like not even his friends or family even bothered to watch his video and say, "That's a pretty fucked up video, Jack." He's literally going the Barbara Chandler way - a slow death in front of an unseen audience.

 

[Adamska]

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dat grip, man!

Oh fuck, that's seriously bad edema. For those wondering, he's having fluid, likely from leaking blood vessels build up in that arm. Stroke number three or heart episode/attack is on its way if he's that fucking swollen.

As for the dip, I'm nauseous just looking at it.

 

[SwattedKat]

Yeah his stroke hand is very swollen. I'd be concerned.

 

[DuckSucker]

my god these look disgusting. some also look raw

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Whats the over-under on him having eaten that entire trey by himself?

 

[Rabbit Bones]

His dead arm looks like it's about to pop like an overstuffed sausage. That's alarming. My grandpa ended up with a dead arm after like three heart attacks and a stroke. He was 87 years old. And his arm didn't even look as badly off as Jack's does.

 

[Aaway]

is tammy pregnant?

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Looks like a nice cruise. Must have cost Tammy a fair bit because we know Jack's AdSense money doesn't pay for shit.

 

[irishAzoth]

is tammy pregnant?
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Hopefully it's her previous meal of baby cow and not a baby scalfani
She looks so unnatural in that picture. This is what happens to you when you pop out little Scalfanis
Tammy jr's future looking mighty grim

 

[Cedric_Eff]

is tammy pregnant?
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Taking a cruise to the Bahamas is a wonderful occasion to have and people would give their arm and a leg to go on one. Having the satisfaction of just cruising down to the Bahamas and trying out different foods are fun! Jack could take time there and try different types of local cuisine, possibly taking delight in them.

But I do have to say, Jack making bastardized or lazy man versions of the foods he’s gonna encounter in the Bahamas will be not surprising at all.

 

[Misaki Nakahara]

Jack could 'press' designs into his arms and they could stay for 30+ minutes.

There was a guy in my student accomodation who could do this because he had some skin condition, we used to draw cocks on his arms

 

[Captain Ahab]

is tammy pregnant?
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There’s no way blubberman’s dick still works. A morbidly obese middle aged man with a shitty diet and an extremely sedentary lifestyle? Dude hasn’t seen an erection since the 90’s.

 

[TheTractor]

Jack Junior definitly inherited from Jack's fashion and culinary war crimes, albeit in a different kind of terrible branch; hoodie/wife beater combo thingy, horrible over sized gold watch and chain, eating french fries dipped in chocolate. During a high class bahamas cruise with the girlfriend mind you.

The spoonfull of mayo did not fall far from the Hellmann jar.

The day this will be the highlight of my vacation trip I'll just end it all. ^

 

[SmileyTimeDayCare]

Stroke Out with Jack Mega-Reply:

Tammy is fatter.

Also, Jack is disgusting as always. How about swallowing before talking? and I laugh at the faces he makes when "tasting" the food, like he's doing some calculations or something. What a clown.

That is the face someone makes when they have to seriously consider whether or not swallowing what is in their mouth will choke them due to their weakened esophageal muscles.

"We were born in a garden."
Yeah, and that garden was full of delicious animals, Cathy.

That said I like how Jack's response is to immediately fold and say "Yeah okay, I'm killing myself, but the flavor is worth it!"
Carry on Jack, indeed.

Thing is you can eat plenty of meat(excluding processed meats) and not die because of it unless you have some preexisting condition which Jack does. Some people are prone to strokes. Those people shouldn't do Burger and Pizza tours.

that salad is healthy compared to this

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The fact that people do that with salads and think it is still healthy is one of a litany of reasons I will never support tax payer funded healthcare.

Just disgusting.

a rare video where he actually posts the recipe in the description

also, he's still wearing that Tennessee football ring

He'd probably have to cut the ring off at this point. I swear he's wearing it hoping Groove will pay him for the endorsement. Heck maybe they will: This man (Picture of Jack smiling dully as they dig into his finger fat to cut off the ring) had to have his ring cut off! No problem with Groove ring!

It's sort of like when people make their own barbecue sauce and pride themselves on not just using ketchup as an ingredient when they use tomato paste, sugar and vinegar instead. Same stuff, bitch.

Same stuff but you know the source. Sweet Baby Rays probably uses a decent ketchup. Jack's sauce clearly uses year past best buy date the manufacturer finds in an alley. That video of someone eating it...my god.

Jack is excited for 0 net carbs bread. "You know it is selling out fast when people are jacking it on the internet." Such a way with words.

Jack weighs “less than [he] used to,” according to Jack.

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Jesus that bite. Did a great white go for that bread or Jack?

I don't buy the Net Carb crap. I understand the basic idea but I don't buy it. If there's a carb there's a carb. Just don't eat bread Jack you fat fuck.

i'll take things that aren't true for $100 alex

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Amberlynn isn't in this much denial.

LMAO JACK CUTTING THE DILL
I AM DYING

yup that arm is in a good place right now

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dat grip, man!

I think Jack has been told to use that arm more. I've noticed he is trying to involve it more. Jack is still young enough that he should regain a lot of use if he...just...does...the...work which we all know he won't so gimp arm for-ev-er.

my god these look disgusting. some also look raw

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• Under cooked meat - Check
• Shitty frozen product - Check
• More seasoning on the tray than the meat - Check
• Letting people know your silicon mat is imported therefore high quality - Check

Everything he cooks is terrible and it makes me angry. Wings are one of the easiest things to cook but this walking blood clot fucks them up.

is tammy pregnant?
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Pregnant with the fat of a thousand burgers.

That poor fucking bed. Oh god...do you think they? Oh who am I kidding Jack can't get it up but I could see Tammy meeting a black gentlemen and getting pounded while Jack scowls at the buffet and gets ready to rate it on FaceBook to try and extort shit from the cruise line.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Oh fuck, that's seriously bad edema. For those wondering, he's having fluid, likely from leaking blood vessels build up in that arm. Stroke number three or heart episode/attack is on its way if he's that fucking swollen.

As for the dip, I'm nauseous just looking at it.

That's good news for Tammy! She might be rid of that DEAD WEIGHT by Christmas.

Yeah his stroke hand is very swollen. I'd be concerned.

I personally am very concerned. That we are all going to have to find a new food gore cow very soon. I hope Tammy live streams his funeral. You know. So we could pay tribute and say goodbye. He would want it that way.