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Another glorious effigy to this website done in the neo-autistic style?
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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Mummy's little soldier is drawing a big picture, what a clever boy!
Jesus christ, Phil thinks this is somehow scary and rebellious, especially with the wording in pseudo military print. I know we laugh at CWC and his fantasy merge pony land, but Phil isn't far behind with the believing his larp of a street war with """alt right neo nazis""" . Sad, tragic, and fucking hilarious.
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Like he ever gets invited to parties in the first place.
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He’s just leaving this around on his gross floor in pictures? I can’t begin to imagine how nasty his hovel must be.
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Why would he need to wipe his anus? All the shit that comes out of him comes from that big hole in his face, just below his nose.
Mitt Doggy Dogg
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Mitt Doggy Dogg
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nasty, you would think he would store that in a drawer or something but I guess someone that needs so much validation he keeps it out so anyone that comes into his hovel will see it and see he is a brave true and honest transformer
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The parasite still does his thing
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So, yet again. He spent his money on tard shit. Rhetorical question, what is with his fight against the alt-righters (and specifically one group, like true autismo) that actually needs money? We all know he's not spending it on his living, like toilet paper, food or furnishings. Is he "donating" that much money "for the cause" (aka getting grifted)? Is he again buying toys? Did he run out of clean branded antifa shirts manufactured by some big corporation using slave workers? Did he order takeout pizza since he can't hit mean streets of peaceful neighbourhood? Or all of the above? And did he stim when he got his consumerism and cheese fix?
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Note that he doesn’t specifically say that he’s going to attend.
As for keeping him fuelled, he’s got a pretty big “reserve fuel tank” around him already, if you know what I mean.
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All Kiwi Ops will be monitoring the event. Thanks Phil. They'll also be on public transport to and from NE PDX. It's not like you can't be picked out.
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I was gonna go on this stakeout but let's face it, Phil won't actually be there. Rather stay at base camp and monitor the Spudcave to see if we can get a facial ID on his Antifa buddies.
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What are you talking a about? We are his antifa buddies.....
Anyways we planned on bugging the reindeer when he was out but if he's staying in....
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Chris goes around kicking cop cars, macing random people in the face, or trying to run them over with his 1994 Ford Escort. Compared to Phil, Chris is a remorseless apostle of total anarchy and hardcore crime.
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Compared to Phil, Peppa Pig is a remorseless apostle of total anarchy and hardcore crime.
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Gotta keep those tardbux, so he can only posture about crime and not commit it.
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It's kinda funny that he won't even do a tiny crime, though. Like the kind of crime that's so minor that it's pretty much legal. Antifa's head honcho, the big cheese, the top dog, and he spends his days making posters to remind himself to ration the toilet paper instead of just going to the nearest gas station and stealing it.
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I hate to be a pedant, but doesn't his wording technically mean he's also protesting the environment? What's he got against (White) God's green Earth?
Now I know we make fun of him endlessly for being a goofy mall ninja, but did Phil always call himself a ninja? Or is he just picking up the kiwi fash lingo and trying to capitalize on it?
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He’s more of a whinja.