DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Bullet Continuum Shift]

For all we know, that bike could've been for Phil's fat ass and he broke it.

 

[Raven'sChild]

3 sites now running the story about Phils racism.

...now this, if it gets any traction is something he should worry about. Thots showing skin * cough * naughty bits is good for a slap on the wrist. Streamers saying "Racist jokes are okay" on your platform and it getting out...one would expect a much different reaction from Twitch.

EDIT: more so when it comes from a streamer who got thrown off a previous streaming site for streaming ANTI-SEMITIC content!
Double edit: Archive those vidyas bois I smell a bit of bacon burning OT in the works as someone tries to hide the evidence with a slew of takedown notices.

Triple edit: Folks affected by any false claims should send D$P this vid as food for thought:

MayiandJay file bogus takedown against BUSTED video!

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[Sparkletor]

Umm, that exercise bike had an aunt that was broken, okay. It did nothing wrong.

If Phil couldn't read the instructions, how do we know he didn't put it together incorrectly?

"Phil why don't you exercise?" "I have no room for equipment" buys exercise equipment for Kat.

Phil's parents should have just bought her a book on how to pick up successful men.

 

[Salubrious]

I noticed as of late Phil's parents became his deus ex machina to any and all financial woes.

When he got married, his parents jumped in and paid for everything.
When he didn't have enough for taxes, his mother gave him 4,000$.
When he and Katherine got Jasper and were "worried" about vet bills, his parents said they would pay for possible bills.
When Katherine got something expensive, his parents bought it for her.

Bare in mind this comes from a man that will bend the story as he sees fit. Either his parents are struggling all the time even causing him to not get accepted to some "ivy league". Or his parents being rich enough to get him to a good school, buy him everything (Minus that Wolverine toy.) and even being ok with 3rd grade Phil giving away a 50$ perfume to his elementary school teacher.

The best part is that DSP has so little self-awareness that he doesn't realize that the story that he tells, if we assume DSP always tells the truth (just go with me here), are worse than the speculation that this board comes up with.

This board assumes that DSP is shit with money, spends money that he doesn't have all the time, and is up to his eyeballs in debt. Terrible, but hundreds of thousands of people do this, if not millions.

Instead, DSP is so desparate to tell everyone that he doesn't spend money because he has none (so he can beg more), that by his own words he is a 37-year-old man who relies on his "sick, elderly, dying" parents to pay for everything extra that he gets in life.



For example:

"No guys, I didn't pay for my wedding or my CT trip; my parents paid for everything so they can see me one last time AND gave me $4,000+ to pay my taxes."

How is that not worse than just spending your own money and racking up more debt? Because in DSP's mind, all that matters is that people KNOW that DSP never has any money so that people will "contribute" more. Pride goes out the window at that point.

 

[Just_living]

What if Khet wanted Phil to tone up a bit or else she'll leave him so he gets the bike for himself? A stationary bike isn't a big deal it's just that DSP blew it way out of proportion, Now for the next couple days people are going to tip 100bits at time asking which bike on Amazon it is. If that was his end goal then congrats DSP, you have turned some trolls into micro pigpigs.

I wonder if DSP intended to ask the chat for help with bike then realize that he would get trolled for doing that so he is hastily trying to get his money back hence all the frustration.

I think everyone here can agree that his parents gave Khet well wishes but no money. I don't believe his bs not to mention that he was pushing the money donations really hard in the last two weeks, it comes off like there is something more pressing that he wants to buy but he has to get the money back from the bike.

My dumbass theory is that he wants to do a vacation at the end of the year with him and Khet.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

What if Khet wanted Phil to tone up a bit or else she'll leave him so he gets the bike for himself? A stationary bike isn't a big deal it's just that DSP blew it way out of proportion, Now for the next couple days people are going to tip 100bits at time asking which bike on Amazon it is. If that was his end goal then congrats DSP, you have turned some trolls into micro pigpigs.

I wonder if DSP intended to ask the chat for help with bike then realize that he would get trolled for doing that so he is hastily trying to get his money back hence all the frustration.

I think everyone here can agree that his parents gave Khet well wishes but no money. I don't believe his bs not to mention that he was pushing the money donations really hard in the last two weeks, it comes off like there is something more pressing that he wants to buy but he has to get the money back from the bike.

My dumbass theory is that he wants to do a vacation at the end of the year with him and Khet.

I can see it now

"Kat and I are going to Cabo for a weekend. Now a lot of you are probably saying *mocking voice* 'But Phil you said you had no money and were in the worst financial crisis of your life' *end mocking voice* IT'S CALLED A VACATION PACKAGE YOU MORONS! The trip package includes, like, EVERYTHING and it was REALLY CHEAP! Sounds good? Okay then."

 

[Meerkat Ink]

The best part is that DSP has so little self-awareness that he doesn't realize that the story that he tells, if we assume DSP always tells the truth (just go with me here), are worse than the speculation that this board comes up with.

This board assumes that DSP is shit with money, spends money that he doesn't have all the time, and is up to his eyeballs in debt. Terrible, but hundreds of thousands of people do this, if not millions.

Instead, DSP is so desparate to tell everyone that he doesn't spend money because he has none (so he can beg more), that by his own words he is a 37-year-old man who relies on his "sick, elderly, dying" parents to pay for everything extra that he gets in life.



For example:

"No guys, I didn't pay for my wedding or my CT trip; my parents paid for everything so they can see me one last time AND gave me $4,000+ to pay my taxes."

How is that not worse than just spending your own money and racking up more debt? Because in DSP's mind, all that matters is that people KNOW that DSP never has any money so that people will "contribute" more. Pride goes out the window at that point.

Also this story, and others, paint Kat as an incredibly stupid person.

She wasn't allowed to drive for months because Phil hadn't explained her how to get from point A to point B, she can't be left alone without the cat when she's home, every time he gets asked how Kat is he proceeds to talk about what she cooked, Kat can't do groceries by herself (even with a car). Now she can't even go to the gym.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

45+ fucking minutes of violent sobbing & pissing himself over a box & his imagined dominance over a couple of guys who actually work for a living.

This dude is visibly regressing into his own toddlerhood headcanon even faster than Chris Chan. It consistently shocks the conscience just how insane he goes over any degree of perceived discomfort or inconvenience. I fucking swear he will be breaking out in hives next.

Pigroach my nuts. If this dude ever does face any degree of actual poverty, he will not survive seven consecutive nights. No hyperbole. He is a terminal pissbrat with zero spine. A breathing kick in the nuts to people with actual challenges in their lives & I just root endlessly for the day he finds himself facing a grown folks problem.

 

[Fuckyoudad]

This dude still gets that look in his eye like he's completely forgotten where he is/what he's doing/that the camera's on and has been on the whole time huh. Mental illness Reveal Arc when?

 

[Raven'sChild]

My two cents:
When receiving an item one has to assemble and it requires an allen wrench, the wrench/es come in the box and perfectly fit the screws. It has been my experience that this is much easier than using a screw driver as one need only twirl the seated wrench about with one finger until it becomes tight enough to need to apply even a tiny bit of force. A much better story would have involved a phillips head screw driver that he did not own and had to leave his house to go purchase, accidentally purchasing the wrong size screwdriver and having to drive back to the store for a refund and a replacement because who could possibly know that phillips head screwdrivers come in different sizes!

'Tip now, as I have no money and had to dig thru the sofa cushions, the bottom of Khet, *thumb toward door* my wife's purse and paw about under the floor mats of my car on my hands and knees to scrape enough loose change to buy this f'ing screwdriver that immediately went back to the store for a refund which is why it was impossible to disassemble. *snort!* Casper!...I mean Jasper, who is my cat, fished out a couple of quarters from underneath the furniture as that is what cats are good for. Please tape a couple of quarters to your tip in the form of a follow up cheer to cover the fees and taxes associated with your tip...and don't forget to include the #subway to that cheer so I get extra money!'

 

[Meerkat Ink]

He accidentally purchased the wrong size screwdriver and have to drive back to the store for a refund and a replacement because who could possibly know that phillips head screwdrivers come in different sizes!

They would GIVE him the wrong size, right after saying they like him and his content.

 

[SowonNation]

Nah. Phil bought that shit himself and came up with the thinnest excuse to make it seem like it wasn't him.

Don't get me wrong. I have no intention to make a case for his parents actually giving them money for something as mundane as an exercise bike.
It's obvious that Phil bought that thing himself, and he had a hard time keeping up the narrative that his parents funded it - as @bearsintrees and @SkippyLongbottom pointed out already. Even SuperBlindMan could see through that web of lies that he spun last night.

I mean, think about it; the instructions were written in taiwanese mandarin or some shit. We're talking about a guy who was sweating bullets after removing the Instapak Foam from a computer he ordered. You can't tell me that he finished building that bike in one sitting.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

now he’s going out of his way to really shit on EvilAj

EvilAj has done nothing positive with his entire life, he’s a loser who’s only notoriety involves being negative to DSP and all he does is follow him on street fighter because he’s a loser

So according to dark EvilAjs entire existence is in a dark room until dark plays street fighter for 2 hours once a week, he turns back on to play dark in it then after the stream shut back down. There’s nothing else to his life and he’s a everlasting monster, because all that matters is what you’ve done online and if you’ve done nothing positive online for people to see you’ve never done a single positive thing ever....

This guy is a mature adult?

Sure, Phil.
That's why AJ has essentially left Twitter. Because he has nothing else going on in his life other than following you around.

He truly believes the planets all revolve around his fat walrus blubber existence.
Which he isn't the size of Boogie yet so that isn't possible.

 

[Salubrious]

45+ fucking minutes of violent sobbing & pissing himself over a box & his imagined dominance over a couple of guys who actually work for a living.

Not only that, but he acted like this company and these two people personally fucked him over because their tire blew out.

All negative things in DSP's life have to be due to malicious intent and not just unfortunate circumstances.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I just realised something, someone humor me.

Watch Phil's last stream where he complained about Katherine's exercise bike, and compare it to Phil complaining about Leanna's trip to the hospital.
Both times he goes in deep, is very angry, blames everyone and everything, paints himself as the victim and blames his partner. I swear you could put both clips together at random, and I couldn't tell the difference. In his debunk stream Phil said he only acted that way to Leanna was because by that time it happened they were not a couple anymore, and everything he did he didn't have to do.
Now Katherine is already going out to eat and hang out with "co-workers", and with her history of cheating on her partners, that's a yikes.

I sure hope this isn't history repeating itself.

 

[Just_living]

I can see it now

"Kat and I are going to Cabo for a weekend. Now a lot of you are probably saying *mocking voice* 'But Phil you said you had no money and were in the worst financial crisis of your life' *end mocking voice* IT'S CALLED A VACATION PACKAGE YOU MORONS! The trip package includes, like, EVERYTHING and it was REALLY CHEAP! Sounds good? Okay then."

I put a little more thought into it, he could say that the money given to him during the Wedding from his parents was for a proper Honeymoon. "I was so busy because of the hardcore gaming season and finishing games like Sekiro and Mortal Kombat that we had nooooo time for a Honeymoon and now we do" *snort*.

 

[Toilet Man]

I just realised something, someone humor me.

Watch Phil's last stream where he complained about Katherine's exercise bike, and compare it to Phil complaining about Leanna's trip to the hospital.
Both times he goes in deep, is very angry, blames everyone and everything, paints himself as the victim and blames his partner. I swear you could put both clips together at randon, and I couldn't tell the difference. In his debunk stream Phil said he only acted that way to Leanna was because by that time it happened they were not a couple anymore, and everything he did he didn't have to do.
Now Katherine is already going out to eat and hang out with "co-workers", and with her history of cheating on her partners, that's a yikes.

I sure hope this isn't history repeating itself.

My god, the story now needs to be animated like the Leanna hospital tale.

 

[Raven'sChild]

Not only that, but he acted like this company and these two people personally fucked him over because their tire blew out.

All negative things in DSP's life have to be due to malicious intent and not just unfortunate circumstances.

Dude, the 'tractors hacked their email that told them they needed to inspect their tires and/or be mindful of debris on the road because how else would they know to do this! 'Tractors probably laid down spike strips on the road in front of the truck just to derail Khet *thumbs toward the door* my wife's birthday present they knew nothing about from being shipped back so I could get my money back that my sick, nearly dead parents sent her for the middle of the road exercise bike she bought because it was put together incorrectly and/or made a sound and thus because the allen wrenches are impossible to use to disassemble it Casper, I mean Jasper had to be locked in a room because cats declawed cats instantly die if they go outside inside gated communities where no one walks their dog on a leash and there are WILD SQUIRRELS running amuck and/or other cats laying in wait to pouncle and instantly kill Casper *snort* I mean Jasper the second he launches him self out the door where he is crouched ready to spring at lightening speed any moment should the door open which is why I never leave the house except to take Khet *thumbs toward the door* my wife to the grocery store once a week which is why Casper *cough* I mean Japser isn't allowed in The Office during the daytime because he would get more than two hours of fresh air a day and DIE! Look! *peers out of the blinds* there is a cat right there three streets down! It could be a cat, I'm not wearing my glasses and I only need them to see things far away as I was told when I was in high school so my eyes have not changed one bit over two odd decades! Sound good? Please Tip me as it helps the most!

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

Those stories in the hands of some blue checkmarks could be a case of the irresistible force meeting the immovable pigroach all that's needed is to inform said checkmarks how much he makes, his multiple properties and all the times he's gotten away with his shit meanwhile strong pee-ohcee patos die in the streets as the pigroach laughs about it.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Those storiesi in the hands of some e
blue checkmark could be a case of the irresistible force meeting the immovable pigroach all that's needed is to inform said checkmarks how much he makes, his multiple properties and all the times he's gotten away with his shit meanwhile strong pee-ohcee patos die in the streets as the pigroach laughs about it.

All you have to do is get this story on ResetEra, with the two videos where he makes fun of the LGBT community. In his recent Gears 5 stream he called them it, and in his Nier stream where he jokes about two genders, and it might lead to some punishment as ResetEra has those kinds of people, and some work at Twitch.

Like I've said, if you want to inform people and these gaming websites simply stick to the truth, use video proof that is as little edited as possible and be polite, if you sperg out and add personal opinions you might aswell not even try.
Another chance like this will not come around soon as he will very likely be carefull for a while.