And Leia is so "emotional" and her reasoning is so "heartfelt"...
This actually made me grunt. They answer the criticism that Leia completely ignores Chewi after Han's death... by making her an absolutely abhorrent and cold hearted bitch that sounds like she does neither care about her
former husband being stabbed to death by her own son nor
the guy she supposedly comforts. Holy shit. She acts like Chewie was needing a comforting hug after dropping his ice cream cone. Fucking shit.
They just send Chewbacca and a girl they barely even know to meet him without any briefing, interrogation or Force mind-reading.
Isn't that a nice alternate story idea: Rey is actually a Sith apprentice that is under deep cover, doesn't even know she's a sleeper herself, and when she finally meets Luke, she snaps and attacks him. Would explain her powers at least.
did she tho? the most laughable thing was the whole setup in that scene. "OH NOES THAT BIG GUNS GONNA KILL US ALL!" which is played up so much finn wants to sacrifice himself (which would give his char at least some sort of sense) to prevent it from firing - only to blow a hole in the wall the size of a garage door. and then what? so not only would finns sacrifice be completely worthless even without rose, even when the absolute worst thing happens, the cannon firing - it makes zero fucking difference.
The whole problem with that Not-Hoth fight: Hiding there only serves a purpose when you actually... y'know... hide.
When the FO knows you're there, they can just level that entire mountainrange with the bunker from orbit.
So even if Finn had sacrificed himself and destroyed the cannon, the rebells would still be fucked, since the FO will just obliterate them with any other weapon they got.
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Apologies if this has been posted already. I can’t 100% verify if this is real or not, but it’s just dumb enough to be real.
Looks fake to me, and part of me hopes it is. If Rey remains as strong as she was in TFA and TLJ, it's way easier to point out her Sue-iness. If she gets her arm chopped off in a (at this point) completely out-of-character moment, nuFans would point at that and go "See, she's not a Sue, she lost her arm!".
3: Speaking of C-3PO, the latest leak/rumor from the MakingStarWars podcast (episode 281) claims that C-3PO will "die" in IX in that when he gets rebooted to read sith runes, he has to have his memory erased, effectively committing suicide and being reborn as a completely different droid... If this is true that is the cheapest fucking attempt at tugging at people's heartstrings you could do...
Here's a leak of said scene.
Take him as seriously as possible and see how fucked you can make your timeline while Skippy haters like HelloGreedo are forced to become Lord Skippy's most devout apologists.
It'll be easy. "Skippy was shit in the EU until Disney fixed him!"
In less than two days. Her sheer Sue magnetism simply dragged the Slave I across space and time to be exactly where she wanted it to be.
Personally, I'm just waiting until she just so happens to stumble upon a perfectly operational, stocked and staffed Death Star to defeat the FO.