MundaneMatt / Matt Jarbo / Jihadi Jarbo / Deciple87 / Jarbology / The Quarry King - TURN OFF THAT PESKY ADBLOCK; YouTube Gamergater, Anita Sarkeesian A-log; Owner of Kiwi Farms

It’s a story as old as time. Back then, the hubby would bust his ass working 16 hours a day while wifey was being plowed by the entire village. Now they don’t even have to hide. Soy hubby is playing video games downstairs, while wifey is doing yoga with her hot black yoga instructor upstairs. In the most pathetic cases, hubby won’t even get any sloppy seconds, because the wifey is never in the mood or maybe even “asexual.” Hubby of course can’t do anything, because then he’ll get raped with divorce papers and end up working two jobs to fund ex-wifey’s yoga classes with Jamal.
 
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Matt has this weird propensity for giving out information that makes him look like a total cucked idiot. Just like the infamous boulder stream, all he had to do was just keep his dumb fucking mouth shut and we would probably still be speculating on whether he reported those videos or not to this very day. But then we wouldn't get entertainment like this so ...

Keep carrying that boulder Matt, you're doing great bud.
 
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Here's the actual clip.

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Fuck dude....I feel awful for his fatass just because his girlfriend's daughter will be used as a punchingbag against his fuck ups.

Matt you stupid fat idiot, how fucking hard is it for you to understand that people on the internet are not your friends. Especially anybody in fucking discord. It takes alot of trust and work and business ventures involved for a long period of time to trust them with personal information about your fucking family and irl stuff. Sadly, most people online act like completely disconnected sociopaths so to run your mouth this hard about your real life struggles just means you have noone outside the internet to really talk too about things.

Get a job Matt and make some friends. Abandon or delete your online persona forever. Let it go. Ralph will always be a utter sack of shit and will find a way to get under your skin, he's just as awful as you are. If this doesn't make you leave the internet than you deserve so much worse.
 
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So, after the show I received a twitter DM from a person claiming to be the leaker. He requested that all involved refrained from uploading any of the clips and not to play the full audio version. The reason for this is that he claims that he's still lurking in Matt's discord, and he's informed me that, in his opinion, we have yet to hear the funniest clips just yet. Not sure if this guy is legit, but thought you guys would like to know.
 
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Flamenco said:
So, after the show I received a twitter DM from a person claiming to be the leaker. He requested that all involved refrained from uploading any of the clips and not to play the full audio version. The reason for this is that he claims that he's still lurking in Matt's discord, and he's informed me that, in his opinion, we have yet to hear the funniest clips just yet. Not sure if this guy is legit, but thought you guys would like to know.
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Did they give you any proof it was them?
 
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Don't those rubes earn less than minimum wage and they can't do anything about it because they're contractors?
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A large number of disgruntled Uber drivers managed to weaponize the mandatory arbitration clause of their employment contract.
Because of the sheer number of drivers requesting arbitration, Uber were facing around half a billion dollars in legal fees (and potentially decades of arbitration), so they reached a settlement with most of the drivers.
The real irony of it all is that Uber put the arbitration clause in its contracts to prevent class action lawsuits.
 
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N1bbaN3rd said:
A large number of disgruntled Uber drivers managed to weaponize the mandatory arbitration clause of their employment contract.
Because of the sheer number of drivers requesting arbitration, Uber were facing around half a billion dollars in legal fees (and potentially decades of arbitration), so they reached a settlement with most of the drivers.
The real irony of it all is that Uber put the arbitration clause in its contracts to prevent class action lawsuits.
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Okay that's even funnier.
 
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Stress Sigh said:
The real way we can determine if the child is indeed Marbo's is if it's heads looks eerily like a big toe.
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Not like this?:

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break these cuffs said:
Don't those rubes earn less than minimum wage and they can't do anything about it because they're contractors?
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Arguably. I worked for a similar service part-time during college as a "contractor", albeit on a bicycle so I didn't have the expenses of gas or insurance like Jarbo does. You're only paid per delivery and even then the main form of income is from tips, so if people don't tip or it's slow then you're fucked. Conversely, you can make bank on some days too. For me it ended up evening out to slightly above minimum wage but I can easily see others making less. It's not a sustainable way to live, but if your skills boil down to blu-ray reviews and crying over YouTube form letters then it's probably all you can do.
 
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Sm0kINHaZefEEliNBlaZEd said:
Arguably. I worked for a similar service part-time during college as a "contractor", albeit on a bicycle so I didn't have the expenses of gas or insurance like Jarbo does.
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If I got a delivery and I got Jarbo I'd make a boulder joke, not tip him, then call the place and claim he never delivered.
 
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