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DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion
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lol what's with people and this "IF I COULD TALK WITH PHIL HE WILL LISTEN TO ME... REEE!"?
he doesn't want help, he wants praise and money
if you sat him down and told him what to do, he would just meekly nod and HMM YES
then run back to his paypigs and talk about how "the detractor forced me to listen to his insults and he doesn't understand how to run a serious AHDHULT business"
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I don't think people realize that narcissists have something broken in their head.
I think regular people think that if they say that one magical thing, the narcissist will "see the light" or have a "moment of clarity" or something.
It never works that way because narcissists lack the ability to self-reflect; they didn't do anything wrong and anything bad is someone else's fault.
Narcissists will never improve their own situation because to them everything would be great if everyone else didn't fuck them over.
- Youtube changed their algorithms
- Blip TV kicked him off because trolls pressured them
- Howard Stern made it okay to say racist things
- Machinima fucked him over by not holding Youtube accountable AND talking down to DSP
- Project 7 failed because the video editors didn't want to work for exposure anymore and ghosted DSP
- Rambo and Howard got paid what they were promised and then stabbed DSP in the back
- Nobody will sponsor DSP because trolls harass them
- Twitch won't let him do bounties because of the trolls
- Ninja and Dr. Disrespect hurt DSP by making all streamers look bad
- Big streamers hurt DSP by unethically getting advanced copies of games that DSP can't get
- Youtube was totally in the wrong when Youtube claimed that DSP told people to click on ads
- Apex composer was totally in the wrong for putting his music in Youtube's algorithm
- King Tut fucked DSP over by giving him too much money so other people didn't donate
- People keep talking what he says out of context like him saying Leanna could never go back to the hospital
- People made up a story about DSP threatening to beat up an 11 year old girl
- DSP's tax guy did everything wrong and cost him tens of thousands of dollars
- DSP can't go out in public anymore because people swatted DSP's family
- DSP can't have condo tours anymore because the trolls will Zapruder film the vlog for any minute detail
- People claimed that DSP raised $2K just to reveal a cat and turned it into a bad thing
- Tevin and LSB hurt DSP by illegally streaming his content and taking contributions that should be DSP's
It's scary that I made this list off the top of my head; I think I need to step back for a while.
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people see DSP and get this hollywood "stop taking your medicine and meet the right girl" bs in their head
they just need THE RIGHT PERSON WHO IS ME to say THE RIGHT THINGS WHICH I WILL SAY and he'll be all good
they just see DOSE EBIL DETRACTORS HURTING MY NEW FWEND PHIL all the while ignoring his drama-whoring, lying, throwing friends under the bus.
i would love to sit down and talk to all these people that think that and ask them if phil is truly innocent, if rambo really deserved to be thrown under the bus for laying facts out? if panda was evil for wanting more than fat-gouty-italian-snort man? if it was okay to make people pay 2k for a cat and call it great news for everyone?
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DSP complaining about the slap chop like he complained about the exercise bike. You can't come clean on the other end doing any business with this guy.
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Earlier this year Phil went on a rant about the Chinese. They make inferior products using cheap inferior materials. Phil knows this because his dad told him. So Phil, who is not racist, has admitted to having conversations with his father about hating the Chinese.
Why would he buy a Chinese exercise bike?
Why would he buy a Chinese exercise bike?
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So DSP was just relaying that what he does is important big boy business because his videos caused a grass roots movement that stopped SOPA/PIPA "and all those other bills".
The ego on this man is amazing. Can you imagine doing so little with your life and pretending you did so much? Phil was definitely the sort of kid to get put in a group to do work, do nothing except talk and fuck things up and then claim 100% of the credit afterward.
The ego on this man is amazing. Can you imagine doing so little with your life and pretending you did so much? Phil was definitely the sort of kid to get put in a group to do work, do nothing except talk and fuck things up and then claim 100% of the credit afterward.
The final stream sniper was Dream Yusuke.
This is a master-class in how to out-DSP DSP. Teabagging, calling Phil a "faggot", complete orgasm over a meaningless "accomplishment". . .I mean it has everything.
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On the final session of Blackout Battle Royal last night (running since October 12th 2018 and with 109 parts), Phil earned $40 in total tips, placed #8 top due to strategic camping strategies, and was pen-ultimately killed by DipSh_tScamphil (Dream Yusuke). PUBG and/or Morrowind are set to replace Blackout as part of the regularly scheduled late-night shill streams.
Despite claiming that he "doesn't care enough to win", Phil had the gamerface throughout the session. He really tried hard to secure a first place victory or a minimum top 5 placing. Playing it off as "I don't expect to win" grants modesty, surprise hype, and the O-face disbelief capstone to the series if he succeeds. To achieve this, a lot of camping in the bathroom to weed down the numbers remaining, and withdrawing from the action. This strategy generated anxiety which caused him to fail multiple times due to how tense he was. He even refused to update the leaderboard due to "quick moving" action hiding in the bathroom.
I notice that when Phil actually manages a kill in Blackout, he often calls the player an idiot, or an asshole. It's somewhat normal to gloat a bit, but Phil sounds ticked off when he berates them for getting killed by him. It's really odd; talk about really bad sportsmanship and immaturity. Four instances of it just this final session.
There was a lot of blatant and shameless nods to donate him money this session, and calls out for "those who have loved the Blackout gameplay over the last year" to step up and drop a bomb. Phil has put out the fishing line before in a wild attempt to snag a million-dollar tip from that rich fan who is presumed (to Phil) to exist. Likewise here, Phil casts his eye out at his YouTube audience for the one person who has been watching his shit for a year and hoards a mountain of spare wealth. I never got the feeling a whale was lying in wait, so it was an unrealistic far-flung gamble as far as I'm concerned. I suppose there's less to lose when your dignity is already tapped out.
There were a few nice euphemisms for contributions this stream, the best one being "getting in on it". Other money-related euphemisms include "We'll see what happens." "It's played it's course; I don't need to play this anymore." It being the final session of Blackout, Phil gave it a strong YouTube mode for the beginning and ending, but within five seconds of ending the video for YouTube, he whined about how contributions were slow.
Personally I will miss these Blackout streams as they were easy to watch, the visuals and the sounds were pleasing, it was just relaxing and brought out the best worst of Phil. Having never owned a next-Gen console, I'm still astonished at how colossal the Blackout solo map is.
YouTube hate rant. [10:32]
YouTube owe it to the creators. [1:15]
Lawsuits will end YouTube. [1:30]
YouTube/Twitch comparison. [2:14]
Let's not get into stupid talks about that shit. [2:11]
Really nothing of any importan$e is really going on.
We'll see what happens...
LAST opportunity to be immortalized.
They lose every chareback. I keep everything [1] [2]
That's your loss.
What a mentality to have.
Disgusting villain on the internet.
PennePoints™ system looking bleak.
It would be funny if Code Cuck shows up tonight.
This is why I hate this game.
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Regarding the new question at the top of the page. Phil put up the Tips Goal after reaching the subs-goal early due to it being Subtember (half-price subs this month). So I'm betting the Tips Goal will be removed once Subtember is finished, or after the goal promise is fulfilled.
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DSP saying RURURURURURURU to block out the stream snipers. LOL!!!
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It's far more sad when you realise that Phil uses a very expensive, several hundred dollar headset to sound whore.
He will sound whore while camping, hiding in a shitter. Most people he kills you can see didn't know he was even there, because most people play these games for fun with no headset, or very basic headsets.
While I'm not saying what he's doing is cheating, as it's not, but he shouldn't boast when under said conditions he beats a total casual while he himself is constant tryharding.
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Just have to state it's amazing that literally every image of Pig just screams "Pouting ten year old".
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It’s damn near impossible not to randomly pause on dark and not have a meme pic, I don’t know how someone can be in such a constant state of clown mode
I was listening to his street fighter stream from the other day and something truly exceptional stuck out to me.
“Tonight I won’t even get a moment to myself because right after this stream I have to shower”
Like wut? How is a shower not a moment to yourself? Who’s time does he think he’s on when showering? This dude really gonna act like showering is some taxing hassle? Niggas got a stool for sitting down. I guess him showering is him doing something for kat....so she doesn’t have to live with a guy that can’t be bothered to bathe regularly...
It’s so clear that every moment dark isn’t laying on the couch watching wrestling is some strenuous labor for him. And I do mean everything, having to get up to use the restroom or refilling his glass of gin is probably considered cutting into his relaxation time.
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Holy shit, if Phil got a normal day job he'd expect to bill for commute time to and from the office every day.
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So the Genesis Mini has Comix Zone. I look forward to him getting salty over it.
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*punches wooden box, proceeds to die* what the hell dood wow ack ack ack.
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That’s because the pignosis worked and his fans(cult) know he’s really strapped for cash and tipping is the best way to help him
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