Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[cypocryphy]

Why does bob think he is some kind of proletariat messiah?

He has a blue checkmark.

 

[StoneColdSteveAutism]

Bob is perhaps mistakenly conflating an unemployable underclass with "working class".

Bob fucking Chipman puts the "lump" in "lumpenproletariat."

 

[Bob Page]

Bob "If he pries to Christ, he gets the gas"
Chipman

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Oh Bob, you delusional elitist tub of oatmeal with legs, the E.T.'s would more than likely bring you up with them to probe you. You're not going to like it.

 

[vern]

What I'd like to add is that, while we often make fun of him for his MCU fanboyism, I'd go as far as to argue that Bob is just as big of a Star Wars fan. For example, when The Phantom Menace got a 3D re-release, he made a Big Picture retrospective episode on the film saying that he was looking forward to seeing it again and that the initial reactillon to it was too hyperbolically negative. In addition, he was trepidatious with regards to The Force Awakens due to not being a fan of J.J. Abrams, but he ended up liking it anyway. So he's almost always positive when it comes to the franchise.

I would somewhat disagree a little since in all honestly he comes of as someone who only knows about/cares for star wars through the movies and has zero knowledge about anything outside of them from the various of the books, games, tv. shows, etc.
I kinda say its the same with him being a "godzilla fan" albeit to a lesser extend in where he probably saw one movie, (10 bucks on it being the 2014 one) liked it, and determined he was a fan that knew everything about the franchise

 

[instythot]

I would somewhat disagree a little since in all honestly he comes of as someone who only knows about/cares for star wars through the movies and has zero knowledge about anything outside of them from the various of the books, games, tv. shows, etc.
I kinda say its the same with him being a "godzilla fan" albeit to a lesser extend in where he probably saw one movie, (10 bucks on it being the 2014 one) liked it, and determined he was a fan that knew everything about the franchise

I have serious doubts as to whether Bob enjoys any movies or games anymore. They're mostly just a backdrop against which Bob crafts hot takes these days

 

[andr0id psycho sho(ker]

I have serious doubts as to whether Bob enjoys any movies or games anymore. They're mostly just a backdrop against which Bob crafts hot takes these days

I think the only thing bob enjoys is stuffing his face with food. Everything else has drifted away in terms of importance

 

[Arthur Morgan]

I think the only thing bob enjoys is stuffing his face with food. Everything else has drifted away in terms of importance

And making smug tweets to reinforce his delusions that he's the smartest man on earth.

 

[The Fatriarchy]

Bob "If he pries to Christ, he gets the gas"
Chipman

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Not only is that 12 words and not 5, but that isn't explaining the human race, that's telling them what to do with the world. A completely different subject.

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

Not only is that 12 words and not 5, but that isn't explaining the human race, that's telling them what to do with the world. A completely different subject.

As if there were any doubt Bob would be a kapo.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

If Bob were to meet with Aliens, after a five minute chat, they'd put him in the "mutilate along with the cattle" list.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

But the blob did become a massive weightloss success story in the comics. I think it was after house of m or something

In that story line he gets his mutant power of being really fat taken away from him and almost drowns in the excess skin. I don't even remember if they were ever able to remove the skin as, for some reason, his skin remains nigh impervious. Bob could only hope for such a success.

 

[Rei is shit]

not-insubstantial = professional writer


Bob just has superior food prep skillz



Not a eugenicist guys


Bob was too fat to for catholic priests



Professional youtuber

 

[Honest Coyote]

Professional youtuber
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I know he missed his grandmother's funeral, but using it as a distraction to steal her drapes is truly a bridge too far.

 

[GenericReviewerDraco]

Bob "If he pries to Christ, he gets the gas"
Chipman

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I think I remember watching a video or two almost a decade ago of his and I never expected such insanity from this weirdo. That or he'd fade into irrelevance like YTMND.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

not-insubstantial = professional writer
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Bob just has superior food prep skillz

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Not a eugenicist guys
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Bob was too fat to for catholic priests
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Professional youtuber
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How's it gotta feel, knowing that even creepy pedo priests (who'd touch anything with a dick) want nothing to do with you? And it's ironic that Bob's scoring a wife might be a thing that could only happen in a highly regimented, religious society where public pressure and a lack of public programs compel women to seek out low sexual market value men as a means of support. Now that women can score their own income (or government welfare,) they don't need to sleep with bloblulous losers in order to keep a roof over their heads.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Bob was too fat to for catholic priests
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Did he really use that as a gotcha for the way he describes Jesus fucking Christ like he was a damn marvel superhero?
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Also I am not surprise he is one of those atheists who believes he is better than "this fictional man who performed magic to the uninformed masses" and believes his eugenicist-like ideology is a better solution than "forgive thy enemy"

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Professional youtuber

Jesus, he knows how to make his appearance fruity.

 

[XtrmGamr719]

Jesus, he knows how to make his appearance fruity.

I'm pretty sure if the guys from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" came to fix him up, they'd probably just vacate the premises with just one look of him and his "underground apartment"

 

[Godzilla@1989]

I'm pretty sure if the guys from "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy" came to fix him up, they'd probably just vacate the premises with just one look of him and his "underground apartment"

Well they would have to do a lot of work on him.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Bob was too fat to for catholic priests
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Wow, that sure does sound idiotic Bob. Getting out of the house on a regular basis, having roles in special events, studying subjects? What a horrible childhood you must of had.

Escaping into a lifestyle of vindictiveness, ignorance and laziness was certainly the better option for you.