Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Knyttet]

That pope tweet is top tier fedora atheist.

For real.

Calling the catholic church a 'corporation' is about as euphoric as you can get.

 

[Honest Coyote]

Won't it be karma if his brother's kids ship him off to a home and forget about him when his own inevitable health decline hits in full force?

I see where you're coming from, but I don't think she'll be old enough to be legally allowed. Bob is descending rapidly, only he's sedentary enough that it's easy to overlook sometimes. He was exhausted from flying to a convention about movies or vidya or something awhile back, and had to take a day off. Minor powerlevel, but in my career field we have 50-year-olds expected to work a physical job the same day after flying out to a site. Being too tired to do an hour long discussion panel bodes poorly. I give him five years before he has a massive heart attack.

Turns out being a rage-addicted, obese, alcoholic, basement-dwelling NEET is really bad for your health.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I literally lol'd at this.

Spoiler: 80-90%

And of course that wasn't enough so Bob let this Toback tool have it with this zinger!

Two things:

1. How does Bob find these faggots? Does he rabidly search breadtube/socialism keywords like he does his name? He does not follow any of the people involved so I'm guessing he must.

2. If truly 80-90% of the people who've ever come into contact with you treated you like shit "particularly growing up and vulnerable" then there's only two common factors. One is that they're all, at the very least, human and two is YOU Bobbyboi. I wonder what we can learn from this *insert linkara.gif*.

LMAO at Bob using "magnanimous".

 

[Doctor Placebo]

I literally lol'd at this.

Spoiler: 80-90%

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And of course that wasn't enough so Bob let this Toback tool have it with this zinger!
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Two things:

1. How does Bob find these faggots? Does he rabidly search breadtube/socialism keywords like he does his name? He does not follow any of the people involved so I'm guessing he must.

2. If truly 80-90% of the people who've ever come into contact with you treated you like shit "particularly growing up and vulnerable" then there's only two common factors. One is that they're all, at the very least, human and two is YOU Bobbyboi. I wonder what we can learn from this *insert linkara.gif*.

LMAO at Bob using "magnanimous".

Peter Jordanson on Bob:

(Full version) Jordan Peterson vs Peter Jordanson

#JordanPeterson #PeterJordanson #JoeRogan

youtu.be

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

I literally lol'd at this.

Spoiler: 80-90%

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And of course that wasn't enough so Bob let this Toback tool have it with this zinger!
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Two things:

1. How does Bob find these faggots? Does he rabidly search breadtube/socialism keywords like he does his name? He does not follow any of the people involved so I'm guessing he must.

2. If truly 80-90% of the people who've ever come into contact with you treated you like shit "particularly growing up and vulnerable" then there's only two common factors. One is that they're all, at the very least, human and two is YOU Bobbyboi. I wonder what we can learn from this *insert linkara.gif*.

LMAO at Bob using "magnanimous".

I don't use Twatter, so I just assumed that he had some troon-lust for that Contrapoints guy, which caused twitter's algorithm to start feeding him far left stuff.

Also that '80-90%' shit is edgy as fuck. How the hell does someone not grow out of that mindset by the time they turn 30?

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

I don't use Twatter, so I just assumed that he had some troon-lust for that Contrapoints guy, which caused twitter's algorithm to start feeding him far left stuff.

That's not necessarily how twitter works. If it was suggesting anything it'd be the accounts themselves and not the individual tweets. If that's the case then he'd have to click on each one and look through their timeline for something for him to give a "hot" take on. The other possibility, which would be hilarious but I don't believe to be the case, is if they paid to promote their hot take which then it would appear on Bob's feed.

Also that '80-90%' shit is edgy as fuck. How the hell does someone not grow out of that mindset by the time they turn 30?

Because Bob is still the angry kid he's always been probably because nobody loved him enough to smack upside the head and tell him "Robbie, the world ain't gonna reach out it's hand first. You gotta have something to show."

 

[Rei is shit]

This guy must be getting under his skin

I don't use Twatter, so I just assumed that he had some troon-lust for that Contrapoints guy, which caused twitter's algorithm to start feeding him far left stuff.

Also that '80-90%' shit is edgy as fuck. How the hell does someone not grow out of that mindset by the time they turn 30?

Half of his retweets and other twitter interactions are horrifying troons. Bob is either a chaser or some creep with a bunch of skeletons in his closet who thinks the troons will defend him.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Half of his retweets and other twitter interactions are horrifying troons. Bob is either a chaser or some creep with a bunch of skeletons in his closet who thinks the troons will defend him.

I have to say that I'm kind of shocked that Bob doesn't try to claim to be gay or trans. For someone who buys into the entire SJW mantra and hates white males so much, you would think he would attempt to put some sort of minority status among himself the same way someone like Jake Alley has.

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

I have to say that I'm kind of shocked that Bob doesn't try to claim to be gay or trans. For someone who buys into the entire SJW mantra and hates white males so much, you would think he would attempt to put some sort of minority status among himself the same way someone like Jake Alley has.

Bob isn't actually a serious SJW, he just falls into their camp because they both hate (other) straight white males. In his case, he mostly just hates them because he never got over being called "Blob Chunkman" in high school.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Honestly, the only reason why MovieBob hasn't pretended to troon out like Jake Alley did is because Jake Alley is one of the few people who is even more disgusting and pathetic than he is, and even Bob probably knows that.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Honestly, the only reason why MovieBob hasn't pretended to troon out like Jake Alley did is because Jake Alley is one of the few people who is even more disgusting and pathetic than he is, and even Bob probably knows that.

I think it's more likely that Bob is so entrenched that the thought of his white ass trying to take up the mantle of gay and/or troon would be horrific appropriation. It's also possible that the only reason Jake got "away" with it is that he didn't try to make his face a brand like Bob did is doing...tries to do so it's a little late in the game to put on some pumps and grow what remains of his hair out.

 

[Syaoran Li]

I think it's more likely that Bob is so entrenched that the thought of his white ass trying to take up the mantle of gay and/or troon would be horrific appropriation. It's also possible that the only reason Jake got "away" with it is that he didn't try to make his face a brand like Bob did is doing...tries to do so it's a little late in the game to put on some pumps and grow what remains of his hair out.

True, Bob's face was already kind of known on the internet thanks to his YouTube videos, unlike Jake Alley, who sort of has a better shot at theoretically maintaining the lie since he near-exclusively communicates through Twitter and doesn't use his own face as an avatar and tries to keep actual photos of himself off it if he can help it.

 

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

I think it's more likely that Bob is so entrenched that the thought of his white ass trying to take up the mantle of gay and/or troon would be horrific appropriation. It's also possible that the only reason Jake got "away" with it is that he didn't try to make his face a brand like Bob did is doing...tries to do so it's a little late in the game to put on some pumps and grow what remains of his hair out.

>Bob with some cheap, poorly applied makeup and grown-out hair
I would unironically use a photo of this to scare children into doing their chores.

 

[cypocryphy]

This guy must be getting under his skin
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I guess we should trust 38 year old fat dudes who wear "retro geek culture" t-shirts with blazers instead.

 

[CervixHammer]

"80-90%"
this is relevant to blob's demeanor all day, every day. possibly including in his sleep.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Also that '80-90%' shit is edgy as fuck. How the hell does someone not grow out of that mindset by the time they turn 30?

It's probably harder to grow out of this mindset when 80-90% of people who get to know what you're like actually do despise you.

He could go a long way towards fixing that by being less of a hateful asshole with a totally undeserved superiority complex, but that'll never happen.

 

[Positron]

The only thing I can think he means is that he attended a Jesuit high school where the religious curriculum was a little more elevated than it might otherwise have been, which is still not that unusual for someone in his circumstances. Certainly nothing in his writings suggests an Aquinas-level grasp of theology.

Power level: I came from the best Jesuit-run high school (not in the USA though) and we didn't do any theology or anything that might be mistaken as a seminary course. We studied the Bible and had a lot of discussions on Ethics, which I doubt Bobby had any.

Calling the catholic church a 'corporation' is about as euphoric as you can get.

And this is hardly an original thought either. But -- why does Bobby have a problem with billion-dollar multinational corporations?

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There is no such thing as "imperfect allyship"; allyship that doesn't conform exactly to the ever-changing whims of gays, troons, niggers, etc is no allyship at all. Solidarity in politics is too fragile to last in a perfect state.

 

[Mola Ram]

Power level: I came from the best Jesuit-run high school (not in the USA though) and we didn't do any theology or anything that might be mistaken as a seminary course. We studied the Bible and had a lot of discussions on Ethics, which I doubt Bobby had any.

I also attended a pretty good Jesuit high school, which is where I'm getting most of my skepticism for Bob's version of events. We did a religious course all four years, and I wouldn't call any of it "seminary level." Some in depth study on the historical sources of the Bible in my last year, but even that was cursory compared to what goes on in a seminary. It's just more talkin' big on the internet, like usual. ("They're nothing but bones and meat!")

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Also a former Jesuit high school alum here. We had religious courses all four years, but the Jesuits didn't teach them. The Jesuits were busy pounding Latin and Greek and Chemistry into our tiny brains. If you were interested in theology one of the Jesuits would set you up with a reading list and make time to discuss it with you, but that's about as sophisticated as it got.

 

[Doctor Placebo]

And this is hardly an original thought either. But -- why does Bobby have a problem with billion-dollar multinational corporations?

He only has a problem with the ones that don't make capeshit movies. If the Catholic church was spending millions on that every few months, it'd be fine.

Spoiler

Although considering this is Bob, I have to wonder if the other altar boys making fun of him for being too fat to molest is a motivation for his anger towards the church.