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Don't you know? Rey Sue's emotions are worth far more than anyone else's in Star Wars, which is why whenever she sees someone else die like a dumbass, people comfort her. If she were to massively break character and be vulnerable enough to chip a nail, there would be a full fucking open casket funeral for her fingernail and people would weep in the streets of every planet.
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The Disney Star Wars sequel trilogy is probably the most unwatchable movies I've ever seen. Each viewing of them gets worse and worse upon rewatch.
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An Impatient Rey Trains with Luke in IDW’s Star Wars Adventures #26 - Exclusive Preview | StarWars.com
Get a never-before-seen look at Rey’s Jedi lessons on Ahch-To.
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Rey is a natural magnet for convenience and coincidences while also being a conduit for ultimate power and knowledge. Yet they still try to claim this bitch ain't an ubermensch sue. Mark my words that in either this film, a novel or some shit from Pablo, they'll try to "fix" it by claiming that everything is convenient for her because she is actually the Chosen One, the Force incarnate or a conduit for where all life energy is filtered or some crap, a literal Force Goddess... As if that will fix her character.
Anyway I don't have any leaks, rumors or spoilers to share today. Nothing really of note other than the shit I posted on the last page which is probably one of the bigger leaks this month. All I do have to share is news about some new shitty toys and some critical commentary on some of TLJ's worst casino aliens.
1: For starters, here is a shitty Funko Pop leak (expect a Funko Pop cease & desist next to that Lego one, Null).
This seems to confirm the Sith Jet Troopers from a past leak and
2: I just found out that the Black Series toy line released "glorious" figurines dedicated to honoring the Disney EU's most popular characters back in summer (guess news for it got overshadowed by Galaxy's Edge, as even youtube videos reviewing it barely brake past 4000 views). Its Space Aladdin, Doctor Fucking Aphra and Shadow the C-3PO... A few shits on reddit treated this as proof that they may be referenced in IX, like C-3PO being revealed to be his Shadow double, Dr. Aphra appearing as an old woman and Space Aladdin getting referenced via word of mouth, but that's just hopefully nu-fan optimism.
The faces on Aladdin and Aphra look pretty freaky tbh. There's also a fourth figure (pictured below) which is of Shadow the R2-D2, R2's evil counterpart and Aphra's other sidekick. The toys, like their comic counterparts, have some kind of Inspector Gadget hammerspace where they can pop out oversized weapons from their bodies, which can even include bazookas, missile launchers and swords. With Shadow 3PO being able to pull out sorts of weapons and goofy gadgets from his fingers somehow. Ironically for a comic that prides itself on violence and torture porn, there's really nothing violent in it or even instances of blood.
3: For anyone who's late to the thread and still wondering if Holdo broke the rules with her stupid suicide bombing tactic, Pablo Hidalgo "fixed" this, much like how he fixed everything else... He claims that Holdo's ship the Ruddus/Raddus/Radish/whatever had experimental deflector shields that were unstable which is what caused the big explosion and not just her ship, even though there's no way Holdo could've known that only the shields were the cause of it. Which is why we will never see it again... Supposedly.
4: Here's some Casino alien criticism with info on them courtesy of Pablo Hidalgo.
This is Slow Low. He's a member of Disney's obnoxious new Abdenowhatever species that appear fucking everywhere now and has been replacing species like Ithorians, Rodians, etc. According to Pablo Hidalgo, he's one of the richest (if not THE richest) creatures on the planet because he sold crappy driftwood sculptures to all the rich assholes and royalty on the planet.
He has been used as some sort of mockery towards Shia LeBouf, with some sites calling him the Shia LeBouf alien or some other jokes about being from planet cuckshed or something.
This is Loatha Sofamover. Its female and obviously a Hutt donut steal (there's a second Hutt donut steal in the casino who I've talked about before like 100 pages back) but true to Disney she's not actually a Hutt. The key difference between her and a hutt is that she has 3 fingers instead of four, a smaller face and for some reason she have several toes growing out of her sides. They're just there because they thought it would look cool. She rides around on a "hover bed" that has wheels...
Ultimately her scene and that of the other Hutt donut steal was deleted but shown in the Bluray release.
The other Hutt donut steal was this guy called Ganna the Whippomorn, the crime lord of Canto Bitemyass. Four fingers, slug-anatomy, speshul title, majority of the species being well known crimelords, super fat, eats frogs, lays around all day, etc etc.
His scene was ultimately deleted due to something about the ugly horse deers not looking right when they invaded his spa. His concept art called him King 12.
This is Villa Tenders. Its just a giant hooked nose on a woman's body who was a super rich princess of a sacred planet that received rich tribute for no reason and she did not approve of unworthy lesser races looking upon her beauty. Disney, this clearly gross antisemitic caricature of yours will not go unnoticed by the ADL! Shut it down at once!
Strangely, her original concept art had a significantly less hideous design where her head was less nosey and she looked like a Krullian, a deleted alien from Genndy Wars.
For some reason, her concept art called her "Flatish 01" instead of king or queen.
I'll get to the remaining few in a bit.
Ah yes... IDW's Adventure comics. A small but barely significant improvement over Marvel's shit but cheaper to produce thanks to their cheap art. Marvel started outsourcing comics to them to save money. It's somewhat less woke than Marvel which is surprising considering IDW's reputation as of late, but its still shit regardless, especially in the art department. The upcoming comic you posted is about a giant alien eel monster that's supposed to pop up to attack them. The same creature is also appearing in BB-8's shitty youtube cartoon and has been hinted a lot in upcoming media for some bizarre reason. I'm also guessing the whole purpose of this comic is to "fix" Luke and Rey's interactions which is the only "worth" of this crappy spinoff material.God those comics look awful.An Impatient Rey Trains with Luke in IDW’s Star Wars Adventures #26 - Exclusive Preview | StarWars.com
Get a never-before-seen look at Rey’s Jedi lessons on Ahch-To.
I don't get it. What's with this creature? Was it a deleted concept from TLJ they desperately want to see adapted or something?
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That's a friggin' Herpetogaster from Middle-Cambrian times: basically, an underwater penis sprouting curly endive from its glans.
Wow, the umpteenth creature in this wretched trilogy with phallic looks, who would have thunk it possible? Only difference is the one with the porgs and Chewie seems to be circumcised tho...
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In relation to Disney, there’s rumors about Apple buying Sony, which may result in Spider-Man going to Disney. So their shit year would sadly go away if this happens.
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The USA also doesn't have random Knights wandering around Venezuela, also Anakin wasn't high Skilled at the time. He had the potential to be.
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Nope, it's just the drunken fujoshi known as Kathleen Kennedy visualizing herself getting violated by tentacles again, just like all the other tentacle'd gribblies she demands in every single fucking thing she has had some degree of control over.
And it's amazing they're still trying to push fucking porgs; all it's going to do is make Disney drown harder in their dead.
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I would like to know how he became a crime lord with that... physique.
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I wanna see Zori without the stupid helmet.
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To be fair you could say the same about Jabba, although in Jabba's case it was thanks to his powerful family and inheritance. But Sturg Ganna the Digimon's official backstory according to Pablo Hidalgo is what you would expect from Canto Bight. He was a lawyer... Yes. He was a highly successful lawyer who sued everyone, and with his riches he became the host of his own TV show before going into politics.
After becoming president-councilor of casino planet, Sturg became a crime lord, "one of the most notorious in the galaxy" according to Pablo's "most notorious" guide with wealth to rival Jabba's. Eventually Sturg started his own line of spas and Sturg Hotels (Donald Sturg?). During the movie, President Sturg kidnapped some alien's daughter in order to force her alien father to wear a dress and give him massages because her father (pictured below) was "ultra sexy" to Sturg and only the masseur's vibrating fingers could please The Purple Dorito in Chief. Eventually Strug couldn't help himself and started "taking advantage" of daddy masseur here. #ImpeachThePurpleDorito
Fittingly enough, daddy masseur is one of only 2 Pre-Disney aliens (he's a Dor Namethian) in The Last Jedi (not counting Ackbar, Chewie and Nien). Figures they would make an old alien a rape victim much like everything else in SW now, but in the most literal sense. Anyway, Daddy Masseur aka Lexo Whatever went to Queen Fatty (pictured above) ruler of Casino planet for help (I've talked about her 5 pages ago already). Obviously she wasn't very helpful. The horse-deers from TLJ then escaped and trampled over almost everyone in the casino and the spa, presumably killing Daddy Masseur and his overweight rapist. Despite Pablo's claims, Daddy Masseur here isn't even massaging his fat gay rapist during the deleted scene.
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Funny; I'm watching the Phantom (1943) serial and they used the same plot point. It's less a steal than it is a trope. Whenever someone splits up a map so a bunch of people only have part of it, inevitably the last piece that's missing is the one that actually has the "X". It didn't make sense in 1943, and it doesn't make sense now. I suppose there's a way to do it digitally, a file that can only be read when you have four parts or something.
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Perhaps whomever stole Slave I was being pursued by galactic police and the used the do-everything space anus to drop it on Planet Sanfordandsun for Rey to casually find by chance.
Sadly, this shitpost is likely a better explanation than whatever Disney would offer for this inconsistency.
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I'm not sure if anyone else saw this, but in the previous week's TV guide, there was a blurb for a special coming September 29 titled Star Wars: Galaxy's Edge - Adventure Awaits to be broadcast on something called Freeform. I have no idea if that's a cable station, streaming media service, or something else, so I likely won't watch it. I also found an article (archive) on SWU Underworld about this special.
Here is what the TV guide had to say about the special:
I have the feeling this will be little more than the aforementioned celebrities shilling how wonderful Galaxy's Edge in an attempt to boost and improve its poor reputation and -- most importantly -- revenues.
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God those comics look awful.An Impatient Rey Trains with Luke in IDW’s Star Wars Adventures #26 - Exclusive Preview | StarWars.com
Get a never-before-seen look at Rey’s Jedi lessons on Ahch-To.
That looks truly awful. Rey is annoyed by the training because she's already an expert, so she starts picking up and terrorizing the native frog-aliens. She feels guilty for a moment, but then instantly gets mad at Luke again. Luke is going senile and says he was no different when he was training.
Have this free avatar of a Sarkan. I don't know what the context is because Wookieepedia gives away nothing. My version is probably better.
Also what is with these backstories for the Canto Bight aliens? Who actually cares? Remember when people laughed at the old EU for having way too many stupid details.
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Yes Disney, keep inviting even more pointless celebrities that have nothing to do with SW. That will surely save GE. FFS stop trying to turn SW into a lifestyle brand you halfwits. Are Kennedy and Iger really this stupid? They're supposed to be business experts but every decision they've made in regards to SW and by extension the Muppets and now Marvel is absolutely laughable.
This is their idea of trying to fix TLJ? Marvel or IDW, doesn't matter which, they're both cut from the same retarded cloth. Honestly there's a lot to talk about in regards to IDW's SW run.
Despite the questionable art it's unsurprisingly more expressive than Daisy Ridley and unusually more creative and detailed than IDW's usual shit.
Not surprising. Like I've said before, Wookieepedia is in a huge slump of decay right now. 8 years ago you would have had overcrowded talk pages with admins debating over the species of just one background character that would last for days while the article itself would be complete in a matter of hours. Now its been 5 or 6 years since Disney began their canon and there are still articles from 4 years ago still labeled stubs or have gone unnoticed entirely while red links flood the site. The site was always exceptional in how they managed info, but it was at least very active and had high traffic unlike now. The only pages that attract any traffic are Rey, Kylo Ren, Luke and shit relating to IX. Even the new Disney staff they hired on hardly do anything outside of Reylo shit while Aphra-related articles are in a state of decay too. Wookieepedia's management has been almost as bad as Disney's which comes as no surprise considering actual Disney employees are working there now.
Even with the old stuff, like the info behind the Cantina aliens in IV, most of that came from one small noir-style novel in the early 90s and nothing else. Meanwhile Disney goes out of its way to give every single background donut steal they made their own novel or comic spinoffs while Pablo goes balls to the wall retarded to tell you how far more important Disney's donut steals are than the characters that came before them (Pablo: "This big fat slug we made is way richer and more influential than that other fat slug you used to love and that pig-like guy is way stronger than the pig-like guys from ROTJ"). Most people aren't aware of this, but before TFA came out there was a shit ton of stories coming out for almost every background character and alien in TFA supposedly to create a solid universe before the film came out since they cancelled the EU to use as a platform for a universal structure. That's what also led to people being misled about that Constable Zuvio character that kept being paraded around before TFA, which included his own Disney-approved fan club and the Cult of Zuvio despite not even appearing in the film in the end. They saw him everywhere along with other characters so they thought he was gonna be important. He even got his scene deleted from TFA. At least Boba got some prominent lines and appeared in two films before being given his own comics and spinoffs.
They even brought in Alan Dean Foster just to write a story about the Gamorrean donut steal in TFA.
And the chick in the black dress who was hanging out with this pig guy in TFA is also now a major antagonist in Disney canon who was out to kill Han Solo, Rey and everyone else to get the Falcon for the FO.
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Bazine Netal was a human female mercenary. She was present in Takodana Castle approximately thirty years after the Battle of Endor. Netal informed the First Order of the presence of BB-8 in Kanata's castle. The human Bazine Netal was born on the planet Chaaktil with a name that she later kept...
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FYI she was also designed to be a donut steal version of the Tonnika Sisters from the Cantina scene in ANH. Seriously, Disney's pumped out more bloated and confusing lore in just 5 years while it took George and Lucasfilm over 30 years to build up a world. I guess this is what happens when you try to create a fictional universe from the ground up with no ground to stand on after axing your old one in such a rush and with such a short amount of time to work with. And to elaborate on the cover of that comic, the mime chick stole the Falcon from Chewie, then Hondo the Pirate, a porg and a "legendary scoundrel" who's a super stronk 50 year old wise woman (who might be a Kamino clone) steal it back.
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She's a queen so she wears a dress and a crown... and lipstick. What a diverse galaxy. Holy hell, the ANH alien she's based on wore robes and a turban!
Her Wookieepedia page is a sentence long btw.
And the chick in the black dress who was hanging out with this pig guy in TFA is also now a major antagonist in Disney canon who was out to kill Han Solo, Rey and everyone else to get the Falcon for the FO.
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Bazine Netal was a human female mercenary. She was present in Takodana Castle approximately thirty years after the Battle of Endor. Netal informed the First Order of the presence of BB-8 in Kanata's castle. The human Bazine Netal was born on the planet Chaaktil with a name that she later kept...
FYI she was also designed to be a donut steal version of the Tonnika Sisters from the Cantina scene in ANH. Seriously, Disney's pumped out more bloated and confusing lore in just 5 years while it took George and Lucasfilm over 30 years to build up a world. I guess this is what happens when you try to create a fictional universe from the ground up with no ground to stand on after axing your old one in such a rush and with such a short amount of time to work with. And to elaborate on the cover of that comic, the mime chick stole the Falcon from Chewie, then Hondo the Pirate, a porg and a "legendary scoundrel" who's a super stronk 50 year old wise woman (who might be a Kamino clone) steal it back.
The way they're drawing her with a button nose and pouting face looks nothing like the actress. And why am I not surprised she's actually some sort of major recurring antagonist that no one mentions.
They already made new comics about Jaxxon the Bucky O'hare impersonator. That they would recanonize Jaxxon seems utterly strange, but according to Wookieepedia, not everything in Star Wars Adventures is canon. (The citation is a 10 hour long YouTube video, so I have no idea who actually said that. Edit: He only says "not steeped in the continuity"???) If Jaxxon isn't canon, then that's still pretty funny - apparently Disney canon is already just as convoluted as the EU was accused of being.
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Just like most of Wookieepedia now. To think this was once considered the most dedicated wiki out there.
Kind of ironic really. Nu-fans mostly wanted stories about that Zuvio nobody and that dude with the red helmet from TFA, instead Disney gives them comics and stories based on a spy-mime yet they lick it up anyways.
Didn't Bucky come after Jaxxon? Weren't they created by the same guy or something? Anyway, it is odd, but not surprising by Disney standards. Since the first issues of the Marvel SW comics came out around 2015, the head editor or writer said he wanted to bring back Jaxxon above all else, but they didn't bring him back until 2018 when comic sales were in a major slump. As for whether or not Adventures isn't canon, I think that only refers to certain back-up stories like those "Wild Space" shorts featured at the end of all the comics now. Jaxxon also appeared in the horrible Forces of Destiny cartoon by Kennedy and a novel about Luke and Leia, so he is canon under Disney. Jaxxon even appeared in the comic book adaptation of TFA by Marvel which was written by Chuck Wendig in 2016. But the thing I find most odd about Disney canon is that Hondo the Pirate is literally in almost every new story, comic and cartoon that comes out, including GE. Like, how can the guy be everywhere and in every period of time all at once? Only one that comes close to him in appearances is Yellow Yoda who Disney even retconned into "appearing" in the The Phantom Menace via a wooden statue they claim that she gave to Anakin.
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Disney: We're not going to retcon TLJGod those comics look awful.An Impatient Rey Trains with Luke in IDW’s Star Wars Adventures #26 - Exclusive Preview | StarWars.com
Get a never-before-seen look at Rey’s Jedi lessons on Ahch-To.
Also Disney: Look, here we retcon it so that Luke did train Rey!
When was this training supposed to happen? TLJ literally showed us every interaction Luke and Rey had and this makes no sense continuity wise, so do we now have a "Star Wars prime" timeline from the movies and alternate timelines for every other piece of media?
God, the EU nowadays really is just a napkin to wipe up the mess that the movies created, isn't it?
It's cute how they want to fix this by explaining it this way, as if that changed anything.
From now on, every space battle should be lightspeed ram attacks by unmanned droneships.
And I already mentioned that the movie makes it clear that her ram-attack is treated as something that's expected to have catastrophic consequences, even though it shouldn't have... this still makes my head spin.
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In relation to Disney, there’s rumors about Apple buying Sony, which may result in Spider-Man going to Disney. So their shit year would sadly go away if this happens.
Spider-Man May Return To Marvel Due To Apple Potentially Buying Sony | Disney News
Spider-Man fans have been slung all over the place as negotions to keep the web-slinger in the MCU heated up and then broke down. Now, as Apple is considering buying Sony Pictures, Disney is waiting in anticipation as the they could end up regaining the rights to Spider-Man for free.
Do you mean buying Sony pictures or buying Sony as a whole?