Jerry Peet / Lily Orchard / Lily Peet / Valkyrstudios / Bhaalspawn / Tara Callie / "Mod Ebara" - Sociopath writer of pedophile fanfiction and cartoon reviews, faked getting raped to force a divorce, then mobbed and gaslit their ex off Tumblr, satanist neoliberal of the MovieSlob variety, also wants to fuck dogs and/or pokemon

[thebananaonion]

i thought at first it was lily who made the glasshouse comment.


Jesus lilyhas more influence than we thought.



Also just add something lily says she has no more interest in things yet she still rambles on about them. No matter if you have a positive or negative opinion on something, youre still interested in said thing.


You love an artpiece somone made? You're interested. You hatea person? you're still showing interest in them despite it not being positive.

the only way you have noi interest in something if youre just 'meh about it' and don't care for it one bit. Calling SU a bad lgbt repis having bad rep, you care about it still. you care that it supposedly influences people in a bad way/.



just thought i'd add this.


plus fuck off makaila, at least this user's art doesnt have disgustingly large eyes, mouthes for heads and the bodies arent drawn like anorexic catwalk modellers who are one starved session away from being on a drip in a hospital. thats one good thing i can say about it

 

[Ben Laden]

You know, it's really, truly pathetic how Jerry has gotten so paranoid, he doesn't even believe people actually are concerned for him or honestly want to help him improve his comic. Everyone is secretly mocking him. 'Concern trolling.'

But don't worry, being mocked on Kiwi Farms for the last few years has had no effect on him. We don't bother him.

 

[thebananaonion]

You know, it's really, truly pathetic how Jerry has gotten so paranoid, he doesn't even believe people actually are concerned for him or honestly want to help him improve his comic. Everyone is secretly mocking him. 'Concern trolling.'

But don't worry, being mocked on Kiwi Farms for the last few years has had no effect on him. We don't bother him.

maybe its because kiwifarms are 'a bunch of Nawziis' so he's always ignored us, but the fact his fans were complaining, people he's tried manipulating on his side for years qre the ones complaining, that's probably hit his ego a bit more. i dont know, just a though.

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

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[CivilianOfTheFandomWars]

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Honestly these dipshits aren't gonna take any advice regardless if it's good. I swear, lightbringer looks better than this. Ctrl alt del looks better.
I enjoy that someone begging the question is considered concern trolling, "watch me dig this grave deeper and only give me praise asshole" is all I glean from this. "I don't need advice because I don't care if I could be better". And you have a patreon? Are you telling your patrons this? If your income hinges on this shit, (which it will when Lily throws you out) then you're fucked. You better improve, or else your patrons are gonna get really sick of your shitty art, and your attitude.

The thing with Jerry’s response is that it just shows how much of an ass they are. Like, my dude, I’m shit at guitar, but I can still tell when someone else is bad at it. I have never made a movie, I know that Skyline was bad. You do not need to, or even try to, make something good to tell when something else isn’t.
The whole ‘glass houses’ thing is more applicable to Jerry in this scenario. Jerry has never made an animated cartoon, yet their fame comes from shitting on them all the time. They criticize people, yet Jerry himself is a terrible person. Jerry had this crusade against pedos in the Brony fandom, and we all know what he writes.
And Jerry thinks that he’s being clever, when he’s just proving everyone else’s points for them.

 

[Snow Fox]

Hold on, that reply came from Mikail and NOT Jerry? He really is a toxic influence, isn’t he?

Just wait until after the eventual breakdown. If she's this venomous now give it, half a year maybe, she'll be an insatiable cunt.
And if she turns it on Jerry, it'll be hilarious.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

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She didn't even use the excuse that she has an in-universe girlfriend who is based on her actual girlfriend.

 

[Lurkio]

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She didn't even use the excuse that she has an in-universe girlfriend who is based on her actual girlfriend.

Lily's in a polyamorous relationship, remember? Even in real life she has three "girlfriends", so what's the harm in a 4th partner, even if its from fiction land? Everyone knows polyamorous relationships are one of the most stable and loving relationships one can have and never devolve into drama or jealousy when one partner starts getting around more then the other. Just ask Pro-Jared!

Speaking of which, how many people want to bet that the inevitable force behind the relationship souring is going to be from Mikala eventually becoming fed up with all of the sleeping around? However, when I think about it, I wouldn't surprise though if Mikala was the kind of person that wouldn't be bothered to much by that. Don't know much about her except she's fallen into the typical radical leftist mind-set, so I can't say for sure. I believe Lily has yet to meet her other two "girlfirends" in person, so we'll have to wait and see when that finally happens.

But what I can make a solid bet on, is Lily getting bitchy if Mikala starts sleeping around, even if it's only one other person. There's plenty of history to show that Lily is extremely possessive and demanding and I have no doubt that the moment Mikala isn't at her beck and call, especially if she's with someone else, it's going to drive her insane. I have little doubt this will go two ways; either Lily's going to guilt Mikala into only being with her but she can still sleep around with whoever she likes (all this behind the curtains and will totally be Mikala's idea of course), or Mikala will meekly try to stand her ground and Lily will dump her like a ton of bricks and run to one of her other artist "girlfriends" all while claiming Mikala to be abusive, uncaring, blah, blah, blah, the whole nine-yards.

So those are Mikala's option; become Lily's fuck/art puppet or inevitably join her large number of vilified ex's...Sorry, went on a bit of a tangent, but um, yeah, there is some grounding for Lily not using the "I already have a girlfriend" reason. Don't worry, the comic's still stupid.

 

[ShiftyBoi]

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Okay so we got a part 2 here. Lily's still running with the power Dynamics argument, which works with dumb animals, and children, but a Gardevoir is more iffy. It's like if Tohru from Dragon Maid couldn't talk.
I mean the thing is hyper intelligent, it's basically a human but more powerful. Not to mention Lily's written Gardevoir to be in love with HER. Oh fuck it.

 

[Chapter Master Tu'Shan]

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Okay so we got a part 2 here. Lily's still running with the power Dynamics argument, which works with dumb animals, and children, but a Gardevoir is more iffy. It's like if Tohru from Dragon Maid couldn't talk.
I mean the thing is hyper intelligent, it's basically a human but more powerful. Not to mention Lily's written Gardevoir to be in love with HER. Oh fuck it.

Running with the power dynamics argument, but not understanding that power dynamics aren't as rigid as she likes to think.
Of course, Lily's entire worldview runs on Black and White logic, so of course she wouldn't recognise anything resembling nuance in this either.
She doesn't bother to take into account that she's talking about people.

Lets take the parent/child thing, that she says can never be abusive from the child's side.
In theory it makes sense. The parent is bigger, has money, has legal authority. But what if the parent isn't in any sort of state to use that power?
What if the parent is mentally ill? Physically ill? Or has some other vulnerability that the child can take advantage of? What if the parent is just too intimidated to make use of their power?
And that's just a handful of the most general variables I can think off.
Actual people with an actual relationship are way more complex with way more individual nuances and variables in their dynamic.

 

[saladimitate]

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Okay so we got a part 2 here. Lily's still running with the power Dynamics argument, which works with dumb animals, and children, but a Gardevoir is more iffy. It's like if Tohru from Dragon Maid couldn't talk.
I mean the thing is hyper intelligent, it's basically a human but more powerful. Not to mention Lily's written Gardevoir to be in love with HER. Oh fuck it.

So let me get this straight. Jerry is basically telling this trainer to cut the most important bond (in Jerry's eyes) with her pokemon and basically she will have to deal with seeing her pokemon die in a few years. But "Lily" can go ahead and keep the mating bond because she doesn't want to lose her gardevoir although it's very much illegal and if anyone finds out that G is older than 15 she will be thrown in jail.

Good to know we're going all hypocritical in comic version too ^^

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

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Okay so we got a part 2 here. Lily's still running with the power Dynamics argument, which works with dumb animals, and children, but a Gardevoir is more iffy. It's like if Tohru from Dragon Maid couldn't talk.
I mean the thing is hyper intelligent, it's basically a human but more powerful. Not to mention Lily's written Gardevoir to be in love with HER. Oh fuck it.

this is fucking stupid. and my brain is going in circles trying to fucking grasp the batshit logic lily.


Luckily for me we have more bullshit about the bullshit that is mating bonds.

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So if it's impossible to force a mating bond, how was gardevoir able to do it in their sleep?
Well..

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Then of course the "if G is so ridiculously 'human' in behaviour why isn't she just counted as human?"

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It's 2 a.m. right now where I live guys. What is my life?

Unrelatedly.
Shitting on their fans, again.

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A long ass fucking soapbox about teenage sexuality.

Spoiler

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can you give any examples of how to portray teenage sexuality without being creepy? like a show/book that does it well or how you'd approach it Just talk about it, in a simple and straightforward...

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basically just another day of the usual shit.

 

[Nauseated Courgi]

So if it's impossible to force a mating bond, how was gardevoir able to do it in their sleep?
Well..

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Nice job backing yourself into a corner there. Y'know Jerry, that reflects very poorly on you as a writer if you can't even answer a question regarding the lore of your own comic. Unless, you're trying to tell me that that G is just SO DAMN POWERFUL that it can just break the laws of nature whenever it feels like it.

 

[Armored Hero Fanfic]

Nice job backing yourself into a corner there. Y'know Jerry, that reflects very poorly on you as a writer if you can't even answer a question regarding the lore of your own comic. Unless, you're trying to tell me that that G is just SO DAMN POWERFUL that it can just break the laws of nature whenever it feels like it.

it's entirely a cheeky "we'll answer the question when we get there" kind of deal, but it absolutely invokes the thought of "do they actually fucking know?"

Also one last post before heading to bed.

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So I know we're operating under this weird Alternate Universe where the things the show and the video games have established don't mean shit, but there were a fuck tone of episodes where Generation 1 pokemon were able to just straight up fucking mind control people for an undetermined amount of time. All a bunch of pokemon that just straight up existed before lily's waifu was even an idea. So this is obviously more jerking off to their Gardevoir waifu

Also did anyone realise lily's unhidden subscription numbers mean we can see their social blade now?

Lily Orchard's YouTube Stats (Summary Profile) - Social Blade Stats

View the daily YouTube analytics of Lily Orchard and track progress charts, view future predictions, related channels, and track realtime live sub counts.

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Though it's kind of a bit wonky because everything just sort of goes from zero to 100k in the span of a month due to the unhiding everything. it's 4:15 a.m. where I'm at though so I'll let someone else break this shit down

 

[Suck the Cock]

it's entirely a cheeky "we'll answer the question when we get there" kind of deal, but it absolutely invokes the thought of "do they actually fucking know?"

Also one last post before heading to bed.

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So I know we're operating under this weird Alternate Universe where the things the show and the video games have established don't mean shit, but there were a fuck tone of episodes where Generation 1 pokemon were able to just straight up fucking mind control people for an undetermined amount of time. All a bunch of pokemon that just straight up existed before lily's waifu was even an idea. So this is obviously more jerking off to their Gardevoir waifu

Also did anyone realise lily's unhidden subscription numbers mean we can see their social blade now?

Lily Orchard's YouTube Stats (Summary Profile) - Social Blade Stats

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Though it's kind of a bit wonky because everything just sort of goes from zero to 100k in the span of a month due to the unhiding everything. it's 4:15 a.m. where I'm at though so I'll let someone else break this shit down

Huh, what stood out to me was actually how uninteresting it was. I expected there to be a shitload of dead subscribers giving barely any video views since, you know, that's what most of his videos indicate. But there's been some pretty steady growth in the past couple months, which seems to indicate an increase in popularity over the time he hid his subcount. I think his two actually popular videos hit a threshold because I'm actually getting recommended occasionaly. Maybe Steven Universe bashing also became popular enough that it's singlehandedly keeping him afloat.

Looking closer, it's not great for him. If we go off an average, his subscriber gain seems to be almost too consistent. Look here, a straight line through his empty time projects a slightly higher subscriber gain. Since there's no way he had consistent sub gain over the past year, I can only assume he gained a lot for the SU and Korra videos and has been tapering off ever since. Which is fine, but actively growing channels tend not to have that problem. Remember this is his only job, so he needs consistent fans.

 

[thebananaonion]

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Alakazam are not endangered, they just need to be trade evolved (both ingame and anime universe need this) and i bet you if a psychic overthrown is in plan, a bunch of kadabras would want to make themselves easier to catch so the trainers then have an exuse to level them up/trade evolve them then just go from there. they are smart and in the anime, catch rates arent a thing, its just how petty the pokemon wants to be. take meowth, he's never been officially caught just stick around team rocket.

Mewtwo fucks over gardevoir anyday, hell even if he was in hisfighting type mega evolution form, because its fucking mewtwo. In anime this pokemon can fuck shit up as much as it likes. the only pokemon that comes close to or abive it is arceus (because god) and rayquaza because rayquaza.

Deoxys is a literal space alien who can change hsi form (at will in the anime) to be faster, do more attack damage, highers his defence etc to whatever he pleases or that fits in the current situation.he can be op if you know how to use him in game but in anime he barely can be outclassed without Rayquaza putting him in his place.


other psychic pokemonthat are not rare however and could cause just as much damage as gardevoir;
Gothitell, Jynx,Mr Mime, Megaton (an actual pseudo legendary),Hypno.

plus plenty of psychic legendaries
Arceus (could be if he wanted to), Cresselia, The lake trio, Lugia (he could drown gardevoir if he wanted to, its not a pokemon move but weve seen in both anime and games that pokemon can die, and drowning is a thing as rock type pokemon try to stay away from water because theyd sink. Bonsley didnt want to join the crew in Lucario and the mytery of mew in a hotsbring as 'ohh yeah he's a rock type' so 'normal' (not water move) water still effecs pokemon)


And yes, Gardevoir is a good pokemon, but she aint this godesslily likes to believe she is. Closest she comes to is slightly resembling Palutena and thats is... Ive defeted many with an untrainedZoroark, hell some fucker got pissed that i beatened his with a lucario. if you dont know what oyure doing, the pokemon can be shit.

Like in realife,. A dog isnt cvicious because of tus breed. it's vicious because thats how you trained it to be.

 

[Ben Laden]

it's entirely a cheeky "we'll answer the question when we get there" kind of deal, but it absolutely invokes the thought of "do they actually fucking know?"

Also one last post before heading to bed.

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So I know we're operating under this weird Alternate Universe where the things the show and the video games have established don't mean shit, but there were a fuck tone of episodes where Generation 1 pokemon were able to just straight up fucking mind control people for an undetermined amount of time. All a bunch of pokemon that just straight up existed before lily's waifu was even an idea. So this is obviously more jerking off to their Gardevoir waifu

Also did anyone realise lily's unhidden subscription numbers mean we can see their social blade now?

Lily Orchard's YouTube Stats (Summary Profile) - Social Blade Stats

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Though it's kind of a bit wonky because everything just sort of goes from zero to 100k in the span of a month due to the unhiding everything. it's 4:15 a.m. where I'm at though so I'll let someone else break this shit down

Alakazam has an IQ of, like, 5000 according to pokedex entries. Assuming that's true, this is one of the single most intelligent creatures to ever walk the planet Earth. You want me to believe that it is incapable of planning a Psychic uprising, but expect me to believe that some telekinetic maid can create black holes?

This is also ignoring the existence of Mewtwo, or even Mew. Both of which are legendary pokemon, the former being closer to how Jerry portrays Gardevoir than any actual Gardevoir.

What about Hypno? The Hypnosis pokemon? The one that's whole gimmick is putting you into trances? Hypnotizing you? Logistically speaking, nearly every Psychic type pokemon would be overpowered in the world, not just Waifu-bait. What pokedex entires will/won't he cherry pick?

This species wouldn't be going extinct if the league would just let you fuck them, Jerry. That's why the entire concept of your comment is so contrived. It's a forced conflict that doesn't need to be a conflict. Are there just so few male Gardevoir, in a species with 50/50 Gender ratio, that they are having trouble reproducing? Where are the male Gardevoir at Jerry? Or is it more like a culture thing? Like how Japan's society has more and more men picking virtual women over real ones, Gardevoir would rather form mating bonds with people than with other Gardevoir?

And you want me to believe you put ANY thought into this? The most thought you've put in is 'how do I use this as a way to look down on people for wanting to fuck Gardevoir?' while simultaneously jerking off to Gardevoir in another tab.

 

[thebananaonion]

This species wouldn't be going extinct if the league would just let you fuck them, Jerry. That's why the entire concept of your comment is so contrived. It's a forced conflict that doesn't need to be a conflict. Are there just so few male Gardevoir, in a species with 50/50 Gender ratio, that they are having trouble reproducing? Where are the male Gardevoir at Jerry? Or is it more like a culture thing? Like how Japan's society has more and more men picking virtual women over real ones, Gardevoir would rather form mating bonds with people than with other Gardevoir?

yep if gardevoir's as intelligent as lily makes them out to be; female gardevoir would get impregnated by whatever is in their eggroup as the species of the offspring is determined by what species the mother is. the males would impregnate other gardevoir.

technically speaking, lily is helping the extinction of this species by allowing the gardevoiir to pair up with a butterfree as they dont share the same eggrpoup, also, yes in game history pokemon and humans have married before but we never see this in the 'modern' (gameplayable) times of pokemon meaning this doesnt happen anymore... weird that youre allowed to do this though depsite you saying its been illegalized?
Also also,didnt lily say the gardevoir line are the most easily gromed psychic pokemon because of that bond they make with their humans-to devote their entire life to them? technically lily groomed her gardevoir for thinking this is ok behavior. like how an adult would groome their child indo thinking touching other people innaproprietly is ok.... jesus lily...



I thought she likes simple slice of life stories, not whatever chaotic bullcrap that is tentimes worse than SU.

 

[Neil]

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Honestly these dipshits aren't gonna take any advice regardless if it's good. I swear, lightbringer looks better than this. Ctrl alt del looks better.
I enjoy that someone begging the question is considered concern trolling, "watch me dig this grave deeper and only give me praise asshole" is all I glean from this. "I don't need advice because I don't care if I could be better". And you have a patreon? Are you telling your patrons this? If your income hinges on this shit, (which it will when Lily throws you out) then you're fucked. You better improve, or else your patrons are gonna get really sick of your shitty art, and your attitude.

What a dick move.

At the very fucking least, curnott has some sense of muscle anatomy, since their arms aren't bent noodles.

His hands aren't whatever the fuck this is either.
Curnott's likely a younger artist, too.

Who's throwing stones in glass houses again?

 

[ShiftyBoi]

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His hands aren't whatever the fuck this is either.
Curnott's likely a younger artist, too.

Who's throwing stones in glass houses again?

Right? How fuckin shitty. If it doesn't matter when you do it, why should it matter when someone else does? These cockrings are actually gonna sit around and say their art looks good, then make fun of someone for doing the same thing? Their brains are so dense they could warp gravity.