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You can afford to lose five pounds, Phil. Hell, you can afford to lose MORE weight.
"ADF" / Philip Vincent Haskins-Delici / Isabel Rosa Araujo - The Original Troon Commie Cow
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Why does he want to slow the drop in weight? Supersoldiers don't have pot bellies and turkey necks, Phil.
If he were a true and honest working-class Latina he'd prepare himself some rice and beans, but since he's a true and honest wop he only wants pizza. What sort of Latina can't cook?
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Only a fat fake retarded latina can't cook. Beans and rice are insanely easy to customize. Boil some beans, cook the rice in a rice cooker, salt, and pepper is all you need for basic beans and rice. If you got canned beans, ditch the salt. Other than that, you can go wild with it. Then again, we're talking about a 34 year old man who's mental growth ended before his teenage years and he would burn the house down if he tried to make anything from scratch.
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Philip would probably dump a whole bag of pre-grated cheese and half a bottle of ketchup on it and then make a Mastodon post about how he just ate Latinx food because he is Latinx
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I can believe that Phil would mix up ketchup and salsa. After all, both are made from tomatoes and so they must be the same. That is Phil's impaired thought process.
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A deer eats grass, not pizza.
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But a greasy, hairy-chested Italian-American man in his mid-30s eats pizza.
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Imagine being some dude in a union fighting for your labor rights in the early 20th century and then some time warp shows you that this is the quality of person who is going to be associated with unions and labor movements 100 years in the future.
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How quickly he abandons the metric system
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I wonder how long would Phil last without internet. No asspats, no paypigs to get him pizza bux, no place to post his stupid pictures and no void to scream into.
I raped a dog 2day
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AIDS does result in weight loss, Phil. You should really warn your tattoo artist.
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It’s like he’s so autistic that he can’t comprehend other people being able to just look at his photos - even the ones with tard ninja gear - and see how obese he is. I mean, he doesn’t so much have a double chin as a neckbelly.
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Did he get liberals and conservatives confused?
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That's cool Phil too bad you'd need a job to even give a shit.
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CITATION NEEDED.
Even if it was $21.15 an hour, there would be so much controversy over it due to the fact that not everyone can have minimum wage in a work place. Again, Phil wouldn't work anyways because he's too prideful (or retarded) enough to not work.
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You'd have to have a job to benefit from a minimum wage fatty, that concept isn't even microeconomics 101. Also you live in a state where it's $11.25/hr, so you're retarded and wrong again. Thirdly, it'd just shrink the job market and force prices up again, thus making you starve more due to you being on tard bux that rarely increases.
And fourthly, that's more the effects of forcing benefits over money thanks to the people you're LARPing, since healthcare and other items cost fucking money.
You clearly don't understand a thing Phil.
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Our potato is trying to build cred with the labor crowd since his combo of big talk and chicken shit action has clearly gone over sooooo well with his antifa buddies.
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Flush with his recent failures, our protagonist retreats to the safety of his pretend land.
