DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Fuckyoudad]

Hearing how long it took him to actually set up and play anything on the Genesis Mini reminded me of this gem from yesteryear. Smoke alarms, power outages, loose cables.. nothing stops this train.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

I may not be around here much anymore, but here are some pointers:

• archive the fuck out of everything (no excuse for this at all)
• start making threads for specific sagas

The following should've easily deserved dedicated threads:

• exercise bike saga
• sega genesis mini saga
• cat reveal saga (should've been created as soon as he tried to stir up drama for this event)
• DSP gout/racism saga (do I even need to explain why anything involving DSP and media personalities should be documented as a separate event?)

As an example of the gout/racism saga:

r/LivestreamFail - DSP Tries It: Explaining how racist jokes are okay but making fun of his gout is over the line

473 votes and 238 comments so far on Reddit

www.reddit.com

(not archived until I did so: http://archive.fo/0rS1t)

Twitch streamer faces criticism for trying to defend racist jokes

Twitch streamer DarksydePhil, a white man whose real name is Phil Burnell, is drawing criticism for trying to defend jokes about race.

www.dailydot.com

(not archived until I did so: http://archive.fo/G4wGh)

Twitch streamer under fire for trying to explain why racist jokes are "OK" | Dexerto.com

The streamer suggested that racist jokes are not as bad as joking about a medical condition.

www.dexerto.com

(already archived)

I get that since DSP spergs out about his mundane life for at least an hour every day + the autism magnet of his life that any khantent is likely auto archived, but in reality archiving comes down to you.
All it takes is going to a site like http://archive.fo or http://web.archive.org

And for now, no event has really mattered in terms of archiving. But so long as you all accept screenshots rather than actual archiving of pages, then you're just waiting for an event where mainstream media actually pay attention to someone like DSP and not a single one of you can actually produce acceptable levels of proof.

If you're a random person with an account on KF and DSP has done something noteworthy, then just create a thread dedicated to it. No sane admin of this subforum should ever punish you for trying to contribute. It really doesn't matter if you made a mistake and missed some other post about the same subject, at least try and create a thread about it.

Put in some fucking effort to create an OP and if you don't do that then at least talk shit to the fuckers who don't archive important khantent.

No one else is going to archive DSP's autism you dumb fucks. All it takes is a few moments of your time versus some random DSP moment where he says something super dumb and no one on KF bothered to actually archive his dumb shit to prove it actually happened.

Start creating dedicated threads for any form of drama. No one else is going to do it. I cannot speak for other mods, but I can mostly assure you will never get punished for creating a thread just guided by trying to contribute to this subforum. (if anyone bitches at you for creating a thread, guide them to this specific thread--if you're a mod/admin and trying to punish users for organizing this forum then you're an idiot. Even if they've super fucked up it really doesn't matter, give them a second chance and send them a thank you letter for trying to contribute)

If you don't create dedicated threads + do a decent job of archiving then anyone researching DSP will only ever find a 5000 page thread of sperging instead of a range of threads covering specific events. No fucker is ever going to read through 5000 pages. Start creating dedicated threads for specific dramas involving DSP you fuckers.

If you don't archive shit then you're just allowing an opportunity for DSP to factually claim the dumb shit he says is out of context.

This is great advice that should be pointed out more often, and hopefully it will be used.
Maybe a sticky would not hurt, or links to archive sites possibly at bottom rules?

All the best guy.

 

[Comma]

After 90 minutes of constant whining about the game, the controller, the developers and the ahnline connections, DSP had the nerve to complain about low contributions and his viewers complaining about the stream during last night's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Beta session.

This perfect example of his complete lack of self-awareness triggered me to make this:

 

[Fascist Frederick]

"By the way, you saw how far away he was with the shotgun and it insta-killed me? He was a good ten to twenty feet away and he thinks he can insta-kill me with a shotgun from that far. Okay. Very realistic."

Is Phil aware that in real, realistic, adult life, shotguns are like the most common firearm used for hunting? In Phil's mind do hunters sprint wildly through the woods hoping to stumble upon a deer closer than "ten to twenty" feet so that their realistic shotguns are able to kill them?

I know that in video games shotguns are often depicted as "ten to twenty" feet weapons, but for Phil to imply that it's not realistic makes me laugh.

 

[Comma]

Oh wow, he's now doing a #realtalk on pre-stream about being "messed up in the head because of stuff going on behind the scenes" and that some things happened today before he started streaming.

-edit- Tipping cash helps him with dealing with this, he says. Just so you know.

Clip:

'I'm kinda messed up in the head right now because of stuff going on behind the scenes, financially. It's tearing me apart, man. I'm at my wits' end. I hope it doesn't come through on the streams, that when I'm playing games it doesn't seep through that there's really stressful stuff going on with me behind the scenes, financially.

I am struggling right now, really bad. Just take a look at the past month: I couldn't afford half the games, I couldn't get the Genesis Mini myself. This sucks, you know. And I'm doing my best to not let that come through on the streams. Really, I am. I hope that it doesn't and I hope that it's not negatively affecting anything.

When you support me via croudfunding on streams it really helps a ton, and the best way you can help me is by tipping me. Right now I'm very very nervous about the coming month: that I'm gonna end up in the same situation as this month, but worse, where I won't have enough money to pay for stuff. This sucks. It's really bad to the point where I am the last resort at this point.

The reason I'm telling you this: right before the stream today a couple of things happened, and I'm like, I hope this doesn't negatively affect the stream today.'

 

[Pargon]

Tipping cash helps him with dealing with this, he says. Just so you know.

Every day he moves closer and closer to uwu Tumblr e-beggar territory. "I have autism and Crohn's and IBS and BPD and if you want to help I could really use $20,000 to move into a luxury apartment with all new furnishings "

 

[ZehnBoat]

#realtalk on pre-stream about being "messed up in the head

so he's a mentally ill detractor
better ban himself

 

[Muppetmode]

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On the final session of Blackout Battle Royal last night (running since October 12th 2018 and with 109 parts), Phil earned $40 in total tips, placed #8 top due to strategic camping strategies, and was pen-ultimately killed by DipSh_tScamphil (Dream Yusuke). PUBG and/or Morrowind are set to replace Blackout as part of the regularly scheduled late-night shill streams.

Despite claiming that he "doesn't care enough to win", Phil had the gamerface throughout the session. He really tried hard to secure a first place victory or a minimum top 5 placing. Playing it off as "I don't expect to win" grants modesty, surprise hype, and the O-face disbelief capstone to the series if he succeeds. To achieve this, a lot of camping in the bathroom to weed down the numbers remaining, and withdrawing from the action. This strategy generated anxiety which caused him to fail multiple times due to how tense he was. He even refused to update the leaderboard due to "quick moving" action hiding in the bathroom.

I notice that when Phil actually manages a kill in Blackout, he often calls the player an idiot, or an asshole. It's somewhat normal to gloat a bit, but Phil sounds ticked off when he berates them for getting killed by him. It's really odd; talk about really bad sportsmanship and immaturity. Four instances of it just this final session.

There was a lot of blatant and shameless nods to donate him money this session, and calls out for "those who have loved the Blackout gameplay over the last year" to step up and drop a bomb. Phil has put out the fishing line before in a wild attempt to snag a million-dollar tip from that rich fan who is presumed (to Phil) to exist. Likewise here, Phil casts his eye out at his YouTube audience for the one person who has been watching his shit for a year and hoards a mountain of spare wealth. I never got the feeling a whale was lying in wait, so it was an unrealistic far-flung gamble as far as I'm concerned. I suppose there's less to lose when your dignity is already tapped out.

There were a few nice euphemisms for contributions this stream, the best one being "getting in on it". Other money-related euphemisms include "We'll see what happens." "It's played it's course; I don't need to play this anymore." It being the final session of Blackout, Phil gave it a strong YouTube mode for the beginning and ending, but within five seconds of ending the video for YouTube, he whined about how contributions were slow.

Personally I will miss these Blackout streams as they were easy to watch, the visuals and the sounds were pleasing, it was just relaxing and brought out the best worst of Phil. Having never owned a next-Gen console, I'm still astonished at how colossal the Blackout solo map is.







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YouTube hate rant. [10:32]
YouTube owe it to the creators. [1:15]
Lawsuits will end YouTube. [1:30]
YouTube/Twitch comparison. [2:14]
Let's not get into stupid talks about that shit. [2:11]

Really nothing of any importan$e is really going on.
We'll see what happens...
LAST opportunity to be immortalized.

They lose every chareback. I keep everything [1] [2]
That's your loss.
What a mentality to have.
Disgusting villain on the internet.
PennePoints™ system looking bleak.
It would be funny if Code Cuck shows up tonight.
This is why I hate this game.
Miscellaneous: [1] [2] [3] [4] [5] [6]

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Regarding the new question at the top of the page. Phil put up the Tips Goal after reaching the subs-goal early due to it being Subtember (half-price subs this month). So I'm betting the Tips Goal will be removed once Subtember is finished, or after the goal promise is fulfilled.

Would it be possible to open a thread for your breakdowns? Just to have something easier to go through

Oh wow, he's now doing a #realtalk on pre-stream about being "messed up in the head because of stuff going on behind the scenes" and that some things happened today before he started streaming.

-edit- Tipping cash helps him with dealing with this, he says. Just so you know.

Clip:

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It’s not like kat, you know his wife, didn’t just get an exercise bike when that money could’ve went to bills or something.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

Oh wow, he's now doing a #realtalk on pre-stream about being "messed up in the head because of stuff going on behind the scenes" and that some things happened today before he started streaming.

-edit- Tipping cash helps him with dealing with this, he says. Just so you know.

Clip:

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It's shit like this that he does that pisses me off.
It's also shit like this that makes it hard for me to not fuck with him. I'm not a fan of people that go about their life scamming people that are less fortunate.

Honestly if Fred ever came back I'd help him out.

 

[kebab4you]

Oh wow, he's now doing a #realtalk on pre-stream about being "messed up in the head because of stuff going on behind the scenes" and that some things happened today before he started streaming.

-edit- Tipping cash helps him with dealing with this, he says. Just so you know.

Clip:

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Phil shortsighted as always.

tip-tip-tip as much as you can!
What happens when the next Twitch pay-check comes out and is smaller than the last since people have been tipping you?
Please tip even more!

 

[TheTractor]

He probably reached the point where he believes his own lies so hard that he thinks he's in financial trouble for real.

He's either stashing cash away like crazy or spending all of it on useless shit ( the former is most likely Phil is a massive retard ).

His streams are so fucking boring these days though but the begging is on full force. I want a pity divorce stream soon or with a bit of luck a massive stroke while he's fishing for 3 hours in Minecraft.

 

[An Avenging Bird]

It's shit like this that he does that pisses me off.
It's also shit like this that makes it hard for me to not fuck with him. I'm not a fan of people that go about their life scamming people that are less fortunate.

Honestly if Fred ever came back I'd help him out.

There's enough evidence where one doesn't even need to deep dive into DSP lore to realize he's a scamming piece of shit.
So for those who know all this and pay him anyway, fools and their money.
Also, the best Phil content is when he's left alone and flies off the handle because he knows in his heart of hearts he has no one else to blame.
When people screw with him, it validates his pity bucks whining.

Nobody needs to actively mess with DSP any longer regardless since he sees detractors under every table and shakes as he peeks out his closed blinds every time a car backfires outside.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

When people screw with him, it validates his pity bucks whining.

That is false. Phil to this day claims his family and friends were getting / are still getting swatted. There is no sign of that lie effecting his income.
Validating pity by using clips of his claims doesn't make sense to me, as it could only lead to laughs by people asking him to debunk video evidence.
I will always support fucking with someone who fucks with others.
He uses every possibility to shit on people that mess up, he should not be immune to it himself.

Edit: Not worth getting into.

 

[King of Gout]

Every YouTuber has people that love them and people that hate them. Phil didn't have a lot of trolls messing with him back in the day, there were a few, but that was that.

Ironically, Phil created his own trolls, he gave too much attention to people making fun of him, so the small group harassing him became a legion.

I used to be a subscriber of his channel when he started in 2008, I unsubscribed in 2012, when he was with Pandalee. I noticed how much he changed then, he was often fighting with subscribers, blocking people, he couldn't handle criticism, he had to shove Pandalee down everyone's throat in every video he uploaded, she would often be part of his playthroughs making those unfunny and obnoxious commentaries. God, even John Rambo seemed pissed with her constant presence.

I didn't expect Phil would be like this, how he is now in 2019 and all the years before it. I thought that with time he would realize he needed to change his behaviour back to what he was, but he just gets worse and worse. Years ago was the time when he had to realize he needed at least a part-time job, it is impossible to live just with uploading videos/streaming. Unless you are a big streamer like PewDiePie and other streamers big as him, since they have sponsors and they invest their money to make more money. Phil wasn't clever to do it, he just spent everything he had and started to beg for more, he feels like his subscribers owe him money, even though he put lesser and lesser efforts in his content.

And all those times he scammed his fans. I mean, he claims he is broke, but he has all the consoles, he has all the major releases (unless it is a game he doesn't care playing), he lives in a huge house in a gated community, he hoared a lot of things through the years, he kept the condo he lived before, he spends a lot of money with food, he married Khet and then claimed his parents paid for everything, yeah right! Now what is the excuse for the exercise bike? We know that is expensive, it is not something you buy if you need to beg for money to pay bills and taxes. I wonder how long will his followers buy his narratives and excuses? Don't they realize that he will beg forever? There will always be a financial crisis, bills are paid monthly, taxes will be there to be paid yearly.

And honest talk here, his parents probably don't know half of the stuff, because any sane mother and father would talk to a son/daughter in his situation.

Plus, I never understood why he had to move to the other side of the country. I get that the state he lived was expensive, but couldn't he move to another state close by? Another huge expense that his followers had to pay.

And just to add, Phil doesn't care about Khet, just like he never cared about Pandalee. Both are just trophies, so he can expose them like: Look, I have a girlfriend, I have a wife. But I am quite sure Khet is using him, that or she is not right in the head.

 

[Wurstbrot]

After 90 minutes of constant whining about the game, the controller, the developers and the ahnline connections, DSP had the nerve to complain about low contributions and his viewers complaining about the stream during last night's Call of Duty: Modern Warfare Beta session.

This perfect example of his complete lack of self-awareness triggered me to make this:

I like it.

Accidentally Phil ALSO triggered me to make a video, even so I'm more focused on his bad gameplay. Too much negativity makes Wurstbrot sad.
It seems yellow text creates a better contrast than white, huuuuuuuh. If I ever do this again, yellow it is.
And maybe I'll include effort as well.
(damn, it ate the Snort at the end)

 

[birdswitharmsarereal]

im back from my bird man migration and my oh my the guy sure is pushing for the snorefest approach last week has been a living hell of a late 30 year old man with the mindset of a old man trying to play games but failing miserably and expecting/ getting money for it

 

[Raven'sChild]

a NEW DSP channel is in the works on youtube

LETS GET DRUNK! Theres nothing else we can do...

There is a thread for this sort of thing. Please post there as the Main Thread is already bloated enough with posts folks could have posted else where or made new threads ( which are free to make...and make finding info later 100x easier if placed in a dedicated thread)

 

[D.JOHNDEER]

There is a thread for this sort of thing. Please post there as the Main Thread is already bloated enough with posts folks could have posted else where or made new threads ( which are free to make...and make finding info later 100x easier if placed in a dedicated thread)

Gotcha.! My apologies. Neewer to the community and such. Noted! Won’t hapoen again. My mistake

 

[Salubrious]

DSP "can't stay late tonight" because he and Kat have stuff to do.

It is currently 8:36 pm. What could they possibly be doing tonight? We know DSP doesn't shop outside of his scheduled day.

 

[bearsintrees]

Add another to the pile: once sponsor Loot Crate was usually "a bunch of junk! It was hard for me to unbox it and not laugh at what was in there!"

Strangely, that didn't stop him from promoting them and using their code to make money for almost 3 years until they dropped him.