Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Rabid Weasels]

While he may utilise the shared microwave wherever he's renting a room, does anyone believe he'd ever actually clean it?

I think the roommate(s) finally got fed up with him enough to have a confrontation with him about it, and his resulting post is his rage disguised as an Im-totally-not-bothered-by-this-humorous-situation quip.

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

If you need yoga poses to clean your microwave, you are cleaning your microwave wrong.

This is him in a nutshell. If I were asked to explain Greer without bringing up lawsuits or hookers, I would point to this. How incompetent do you have to be at normal life that microwave cleaning takes that much effort? Seriously, microwave a bowl of water with some vinegar and you can wipe it down in a minute or less. (Unless you only clean it once a month like a heathen)

But, as I said, it sums him up perfectly. It displays his ineptitude for daily life, attempt at humour falling flat, and making everything way more complicated than it ever should be.

 

[Rod Dangerous]

Russ is back on his bullshit.

 

[Lady Beaver]

Def back on his bullshit...

 

[lamp shade]

Def back on his bullshit...

Russ...she doesn’t want to see these guys to chat, she wants to see their money...so why would she make effort to talk to a sperg who can’t even Venmo her a dollar?

 

[Dead Hams]

Russ...she doesn’t want to see these guys to chat, she wants to see their money...so why would she make effort to talk to a sperg who can’t even Venmo her a dollar?

The fact that he expects her to DM him back especially after he's said he can't be a patron is mind-boggling.

I really want to see these woo-ing DMs.
"Girl, you're so hot, you make my jaw close."

 

[Toasty]

Even if he *could* go to see her she'd wind up sued for catfishing him, since there is no way she looks like her picture.

 

[Deadpool]

Even if he *could* go to see her she'd wind up sued for catfishing him, since there is no way she looks like her picture.

I would hope she didn't look like her pic. She basically filtered her nose off.

 

[RussianParasite]

The fact that he expects her to DM him back especially after he's said he can't be a patron is mind-boggling.

I really want to see these woo-ing DMs.
"Girl, you're so hot, you make my jaw close."

I find it a sweet sort of justice that he, even if he had the money to get her attention, could never do a video chat because of his disability. It makes him and his wooing words firmly restricted to a keyboard.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Not every woman can be bought, dingus.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

If you need yoga poses to clean your microwave, you are cleaning your microwave wrong.

Maybe it's because he can't move his eyes enough so he has to stick his head in the microwave. I bet a lot of people wish he would try that with the gas oven.

 

[Kosher Salt]

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Not every woman can be bought, dingus.

"My girl" ... "unobtainable"

...?

 

[DrJonesHat]

Way to objectify her Russ. You can't obtain her, she's not an object.

 

[Plights]

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Here is what went down: Russ said "Suck me my penis!" The thot replied "I'd rather shoot myself in the fucking face" and blocked him.

 

[drain]

Maybe it's because he can't move his eyes enough so he has to stick his head in the microwave.

If I were one of his roomates, I would shut the microwave door, turn it on and hold the back of his head. You know what they say about hoping for the best...

 

[CWCissey]

If I were one of his roomates, I would shut the microwave door, turn it on and hold the back of his head. You know what they say about hoping for the best...

How would that work? You couldn't shut the microwave door properly, and thus the microwave wouldn't turn on.

Crack the door window, sure.

 

[drain]

and thus the microwave wouldn't turn on.

Maybe the one I own is too good or too shitty, bc I can totally turn it on with the door open.

edit: tested it, its too shitty actually, with a faulty door

 

[CWCissey]

Maybe the one I own is too good or too shitty, bc I can totally turn it on with the door open.

Christ that fucker must be old.

 

[drain]

Christ that fucker must be old.

edit: tested it, its too shitty actually, with a faulty door

don't money-shame me

 

[The Great Citracett]

You guys are all overthinking this.

All you need to do is just knock the window out.