Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Pepper Jack]

Okay what the fuck is this
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@Null another picture for your feeder collection.

 

[Salade Nicoise]

@Null another picture for your feeder collection.

Can someone with superior art skills draw the rest of her hideous body around this absolute fuckery of a cropped catfish job that I assume is an attempt to sexualise her sad little tiddies.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

SNAPCHAT

REALITY

 

[Wyzzerd]

She's trying to win back ol dusty with a saucy photo

Except the photo is a lie.

 

[Xenomorph]

I love that AL thinks her chest fat is her tiddy



time to gorge

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I love that AL thinks her chest fat is her tiddy



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For some reason, the macarons offend me.

Bitch, just go eat a pound of Crisco with a spoon. Good pastry is as wasted on you as any book not written at a sixth grade reading level. Stop pretending and leave the nice things for the people who can appreciate them.

 

[marjoram]

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Is that a gift? Who the fuck gifts Big Al with food?
Someone who wants to hasten her journey to the great beyond, that's who....

 

[JambledUpWords]

Is that a gift? Who the fuck gifts Big Al with food?
Someone who wants to hasten her journey to the great beyond, that's who....

Becky does have a ritual of eating foods her dead relatives and friends enjoyed in remembrance of them. Imagine how much food Becky will eat when Al kicks the bucket.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

And who the fuck in her fat ignorant orbit would know what a macaron is, and that you can get them from a patisserie?

Wait. Patisserie sounds like rotisserie...

Never mind. Someone tried to order chicken online and got macarons instead. Mystery solved.

 

[CindyChafe]

Is that a gift? Who the fuck gifts Big Al with food?
Someone who wants to hasten her journey to the great beyond, that's who....

Do you guys think people are sending shit to Amber via Eric’s P.O. Box? The address on the box of Macarons says Illinois so it’s not some adventurous Kentucky bakery.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Do you guys think people are sending shit to Amber via Eric’s P.O. Box? The address on the box of Macarons says Illinois so it’s not some adventurous Kentucky bakery.

If that’s the case, someone should send Al a lint roller and a butt wiper (so Al hopefully won’t get an infection like she did last time)

 

[MissyMissy]

From the Facebook group

 

[Xenomorph]

Do you guys think people are sending shit to Amber via Eric’s P.O. Box? The address on the box of Macarons says Illinois so it’s not some adventurous Kentucky bakery.

Lemme find out this fat fuck is getting food sent to her for private shows.

 

[CindyChafe]

Lemme find out this fat fuck is getting food sent to her for private shows.

I looked thru the Twitter for the bakery that made the macarons because I’m just that bored. Nothing of interest, at least in my once over. I feel like no one would willingly sponsor AL.

( @Leilalovemacarons )

 

[Xenomorph]

I looked thru the Twitter for the bakery that made the macarons because I’m just that bored. Nothing of interest, at least in my once over. I feel like no one would willingly sponsor AL.

( @Leilalovemacarons )

Leila Love Macarons | French Macaron Gourmet Sweets

LeilaLove French Macaron is the best selling nut cookie company in the U.S. on Amazon. We offer variety of delicious flavors for our handcrafted macarons.

leilalove.com

This is the shop located in Illinois.
I meant a feeder show.

 

[MissyMissy]

Did this fat bitch really buy macarons off Amazon?

Leila Love Macarons | French Macaron Gourmet Sweets

LeilaLove French Macaron is the best selling nut cookie company in the U.S. on Amazon. We offer variety of delicious flavors for our handcrafted macarons.

leilalove.com

This is the shop located in Illinois.
I meant a feeder show.

 

[CindyChafe]

I meant a feeder show.

Of course, the sponsoring thing was a separate thought. I wasn’t clear in my post.

Sometimes I’m a bit dubious over the whole feeder thing because I can’t fathom people getting *mouths the word* sexual pleasure from watching Amber struggle to breathe as the death by calories commences... but Rule 34.

ETA: I’m thinking perhaps the struggling to breathe maybe even has something to do with the fetish. Like a weird bdsm thing. If I get anymore thunkful I’ll have to take it over to the Nasty thread.

Holy hell if somebody sends her ex lax brownies, could she resist them even though she must know people would want to send her nasty shit?

With all her little quirks she claims to have about food, I’d say no way would she eat shit her haydurs sent her.

But knowing AL, I’m sure she would eat everything. That’s probably why she never got a PO Box in the first place.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Did this fat bitch really buy macarons off Amazon?

I maintain they're wasted on her.

Edit: Does she have an Amazon wishlist? I'm wondering how this "gift from a friend" made its way to her.

 

[New & Improved Username]

Do you guys think people are sending shit to Amber via Eric’s P.O. Box? The address on the box of Macarons says Illinois so it’s not some adventurous Kentucky bakery.

Holy hell if somebody sends her ex lax brownies, could she resist them even though she must know people would want to send her nasty shit?

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Holy hell if somebody sends her ex lax brownies, could she resist them even though she must know people would want to send her nasty shit?

Someone send her a 5lb bag of sugarfree gummy bears.

I'm serious.