Why is he even making posts like those? What's the reason? They're not informative, not funny, add nothing of value... and he doesn't even have an audience (besides KF people). Is he just trying to fill the void in his page? Does he hope some 10 is reading all of it right now, laughing her ass off at this funny, endearing quirky man and already planning their wedding? Does he think he's so important that he has to inform some random person reading his page about all the aspects of his online life? Does he think this is interesting?
The answer is mental illness, I know, but I like to imagine his motivations behind every retarded behavior as something deeper, because this way I entertain myself more.