Articles & Happening Meta Discussion

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Articles & Happenings is the third attempt at a news board on the Kiwi Farms. It is a cursed place. Every moderator who has been assigned here has resigned within a year. During 2016, the political crossfire was so bad it spread to different boards and culminated in me banning American news discussion entirely for several months. It has been deleted in its entirety twice. There is no actual discussion here, it's people posting garbage. It leans much further right than the rest of the site and doesn't particularly conduct discussion because dissenting opinions are dogpiled by a thousand memelords posting shit they read on /pol/ without any critical analysis.

The only rules that can be enforced are empirical ones with boolean violation answers. New threads must cite a real source directly and must use the headline of the article as a thread title without any editorializing. Articles must be archived in some way and must link to the original article. Replies that are one word or a reaction images are automatic one-month bans from the board.

I'm creating this now because it seems like this place is here to stay and is one of the largest areas of the entire site. I might as well throw in bare minimum effort to improve it. I don't even try to find mods for here because they will quit, without exception. I've added new prefixes ("Business" and "Crime") just now.

Discuss.


New threads should be made like this.
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When the Amberlynn board was full of spergy users, open season was called and everybody just doxed each other until things settled. When the Greer board was full of spergy users, they were mocked until they left and the board still ended up being deleted. A&H needs some change.

And you can specifically keep beating the "you don't have to post here" drum but the "here's shit I don't like" methodology of threads here does spill over. People posted enough autism about video games and multimedia that gets moved, the fun hangout boards are now KiA lite.
Edit: I remembered when somebody started a dota thread, a bunch of A&H posters filed in and complained about the game because they’re fucking roaches and spread. Like, do people from the board know what fun is?

So how, exactly, if your problem is posters coming from A&H to other boards, does changing a single thing about A&H itself solve that? The people who show up and post are going to continue to do so. As someone upthread mentioned I don't quite see how quashing what you yourself pretty much described as a containment board is going to do but smear the "problem" all over the rest of the site.

Also, I am going to continue to beat the "you don't have to post or interact with this subforum at all" drum because it is 100% true. Nobody is forcing anybody to use A&H, nobody is keeping you from posting if you do, and quite frankly someone else summed it up perfectly:

Again, let me emphasize I'm not calling out Dynastia or CatParty or anyone specific, but if you happen to be a lefty who is sick of the bias going on, I suggest you be the change you want to see. There's plenty of us who would welcome you. As @It's HK-47 says, any serious nazi ramblings or bitching about Africans being subhuman also gets dogpiled and downvoted to hell and back.

I'm all for month bans on one-word answers, and the usual "and nothing of value was lost" and other such responses that are so trite we know they're coming before post them. Maybe there should just be a "one word post" rating so you can use that instead of clogging up the page.
 
If you seriously consider and im gonna say it again FUCKING IMAGINARY POINTS important you are better off in shitholes like plebbit or killing yourself because its pathetic

Telling someone to kill themselves over caring about ratings is more autistic than caring about ratings tbh

I don’t care about ratings, I’m just pointing out that some people don’t like being deluged with constant “ur dumb” comments when they say something that goes against the grain in A&H. And ratings don’t matter but they are a useful metric when it comes to determining what the predominant mindset is in a thread.
 
Freedom to tell people to kill themselves over internet is a fundamental right, this is what internet is for, anyone, who disagrees, should kill themselves or go back to using AOL.

I have discovered several cancerous threads well outside of AH, where raising legitimate points gets you dogpiled by the denizens of the hugbox, so I don't really see how this is an exclusive issue with AH. Didn't go crying to the mods, apparently the same people are projecting their own behaviour in their own little nooks and crannies, to their experiences in AH. Have these people ever considered, that their ideas are just flat out wrong, when they can't stand on their own merit outside of their hugboxes? This would be much more productive, than crying to the mods, asking for the b&-hammer be brought out and everything to be shut down.
 
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I don’t care about ratings
but they are a useful metric when it comes to determining what the predominant mindset is in a thread.
So you are unable to have your own opinion and get mad when people critizice it and you arent able to defend it, why didnt you say so before so we could had skipped this autistic talk about imaginary points.
If people cannot handle criticism maybe the board isnt the problem, maybe its the fucking pussys that come here that are the problem because im gonna say it once more so you can drill it into that empty head of yours
CARING ABOUT IMAGINARY POINTS IS RETARDED
 
So how, exactly, if your problem is posters coming from A&H to other boards, does changing a single thing about A&H itself solve that? The people who show up and post are going to continue to do so. As someone upthread mentioned I don't quite see how quashing what you yourself pretty much described as a containment board is going to do but smear the "problem" all over the rest of the site.
A&H posters don’t have to post on KF if we delete it again.
But it’s the posters with the culture of reading the headline and commenting obvious joke each and every time making the obvious jokes that don’t belong. A&H doesn’t need to be removed but the people who add nothing and bring that nothing when they’ve shit up the rest of the news threads elsewhere need removal. Reminder this is the board where people would just comment “good” and get upvotes. It’s the circular read headline->obvious joke->new thread cycle that blows. Sometimes I really do just read the articles.

Also, I am going to continue to beat the "you don't have to post or interact with this subforum at all" drum because it is 100% true. Nobody is forcing anybody to use A&H, nobody is keeping you from posting if you do, and quite frankly someone else summed it up perfectly:
I don’t have to interact with the board, but wouldn’t it be nice to actually have a news board worth using? Why does it have to be an outlier? Why are news exclusive posters so obvious?
 
Threads like this one reek of butthurt. The troon board is 100% "trannies reeeeee! reposted 10,000 times per day." The Amberlyn and CWC boards are just "lol fat" jokes over and over and over again. I can name half a dozen boards more repetitive and shitty than E&H and none of those subforums face weekly calls to be deleted/ censored.

I don't think people are mad about hugboxes existing, I think people are mad that the hugboxes aren't going their way.

Posters on both sides of the spectrum need to get the fuck over themselves. No one's shitty politics are above getting mocked.
 
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Some quick thoughts.

- Re ratings: yes, a few A&H regs have picked up some followers who autistically trail them around to negrate them. They are the Russell Greer to your Taylor Swift, friends. Make the field in which you grow your fucks about this barren. I understand there is a Japanese word, “tsundere” that explains this behaviour.

- The Overton window on A&H is a problem, but not in the way that has been suggested here. The Farms has a surprisingly diverse membership and part of that is geographical diversity with all the sociological implications that brings.

In illustration, @Alec Benson Leary further upthread described himself as a “moderate lefty”. I too would describe myself as a “moderate lefty”. Alec and I have had some very pleasant discussions in A&H, but the truth is that his definition of moderate lefty and mine are fundamentally leagues apart, whilst - and this is important - both being completely reasonable and probably uncontroversial in terms of how “moderate lefty” is defined in our national and local political spectrums (I hate that phrase, but it’s the best fit for what I mean).

My Overton window as a millennial Brit with the significant privilege I am lucky enough to have benefited from is quite simply not going to be the same as that of a zoomer who grew up in rural Appalachia with hardly a pot to piss in. That’s actually what makes A&H interesting and worth visiting: this is a place where the majority of posters get to hear views and opinions that lie pretty far outwith their own bubble.

Stamping on the variety of those opinions is shitty not because “muh freeze peach” but because it would essentially wreck the most interesting thing about the forum. Yes, we have to put up with a certain amount of shitposting to get that. Yes, we also have our inner biases that make us think various posters have a room temperature IQ. It behoves us to come to discussion here in good faith, with grace for other people’s experiences, and with courtesy in discussion. Frankly, a little more grace and courtesy would solve many of the issues that trouble A&H has as a board.

- Following the above, it might be worth discussing the opening of a sub forum/ghetto for non US based threads and discussions in A&H. In the Brexit thread, most frequent posters are working with a set of understood shared norms and assumptions about British political and constitutional issues. I don’t think this is apparent to non UK posters and as a result there are a lot of confusing loose ends when they try to pick up the discussion.

Likewise, any discussion about “free speech” and “hate speech” issues, especially regarding the US and UK, devolves into autistic shitflinging in part because the UK posters have in the main no understanding of the scope and quirks of the First Amendment, and the US posters don’t realise that. Many things are given castiron First Amendment Protection in the US that in Scotland, would give me a legal defence to a criminal charge of assault on the basis that they constituted provocation to violence.

It would be helpful if we could try to remember that even on a majority Western and English speaking board, there are some distinctly different norms in play. It’s also not somehow humiliating to say “I don’t know a lot about X topic, could someone explain Y”

- LEARN TO SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH. A huge amount of thread derails and autistic slapfights are caused by the inability of many A&H posters (and we’ve all done it once) to read the room, realise that your “challenges” and “just asking questions” and “rebuttal” are of no fucking interest or value to anyone actually engaged in the thread, and to quietly tab out without spraying your opinion like lukewarm piss all over the thread.

The gun control threads are the absolute worst fucking examples of this. If you have nothing of value to contribute to the discussion - and for clarity, your opinion is not automatically of value - just shut up and read and hopefully learn something.

- Yes, you think your opinion is obviously the most correct and informed one. Literally everyone else on the board thinks the same. No one is coming to an epiphany on the Farms.

- Quote your fucking sources. Just fucking do it. I don’t care if they are shit. If you can’t find any source for your claim, even a swivel eyed one, stop making it or ask for help to source it. Pro tip: many of the things you “know are true” are either outright wrong or significantly more nuanced than you realise.

- It’s actually fine to block/silence/whatever posters you think are fucking morons/communists/nazis if it improves your user experience. The right to free speech does not include the right to be taken seriously. Just quietly mute them and move on. And don’t bother telling them, either.
 
Telling someone to kill themselves over caring about ratings is more autistic than caring about ratings tbh

I don’t care about ratings, I’m just pointing out that some people don’t like being deluged with constant “ur dumb” comments when they say something that goes against the grain in A&H. And ratings don’t matter but they are a useful metric when it comes to determining what the predominant mindset is in a thread.
You mean like how almost all of the "against the grain" posters in the "race realism" thread had done to them?
 
And ratings don’t matter but they are a useful metric when it comes to determining what the predominant mindset is in a thread.
I have known this too. And my question to you is: so what?

Do you get too many neg ratings and it just robs you of your ability to post on A&H? Do you look at someone who's been downvoted to hell and back and refrain from posting for fear of getting neg ratings?

Why is A&H being singled out over ratings when ratings are a site-wide feature anyway?

"I don't/can't post on A&H because I'll just be neg-rated to hell and back" has to be one of the gayest arguments imaginable, especially when neg-rating pile-ons can and do occur in all other areas of the site.
 
I have known this too. And my question to you is: so what?

Do you get too many neg ratings and it just robs you of your ability to post on A&H? Do you look at someone who's been downvoted to hell and back and refrain from posting for fear of getting neg ratings?

Why is A&H being singled out over ratings when ratings are a site-wide feature anyway?

"I don't/can't post on A&H because I'll just be neg-rated to hell and back" has to be one of the gayest arguments imaginable, especially when neg-rating pile-ons can and do occur in all other areas of the site.
Aside from that, half the neg, or positive ratings are ironic anyway. The dog fucker poster had one of the best like to dislike ratios I've seen.
 
You mean like how almost all of the "against the grain" posters in the "race realism" thread had done to them?
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Well... yes
Maybe ratings should be banned so I can unleash my true powerlevel against the civic nationalist.

I have known this too. And my question to you is: so what?

Do you get too many neg ratings and it just robs you of your ability to post on A&H? Do you look at someone who's been downvoted to hell and back and refrain from posting for fear of getting neg ratings?

Why is A&H being singled out over ratings when ratings are a site-wide feature anyway?

"I don't/can't post on A&H because I'll just be neg-rated to hell and back" has to be one of the gayest arguments imaginable, especially when neg-rating pile-ons can and do occur in all other areas of the site.
Eh, to play devils advocate here because I'm bored: if you go into A&H to try and debate, only to see the opposite side shower you in dumbs, that could kill the point of coming to A&H in the first place.

I mean, what is the point of debate if you know no matter how well crafted your argument is people will just dismiss it and attack some strawman instead?
 
Likewise, any discussion about “free speech” and “hate speech” issues, especially regarding the US and UK, devolves into autistic shitflinging in part because the UK posters have in the main no understanding of the scope and quirks of the First Amendment, and the US posters don’t realise that. Many things are given castiron First Amendment Protection in the US that in Scotland, would give me a legal defence to a criminal charge of assault on the basis that they constituted provocation to violence.
If someone actually genuinely thinks anti hurty words laws have value, their opinion has no value and they have no value. Not a good reason to set up a hugbox for anti-humans.
 
I don't post a lot because I usually don't have much to say, but I was always surprised to hear that people had a problem with A&H. Sure, some threads end up turning into autistic slapfights, but most are just threads with people poking fun at the news story or having a proper discussion on the topic. The comparisons to /pol/ are even stranger to me. Having been to both places, they are almost nothing alike. I don't see anyone calling for the extermination of Jews, a boomer-riddled Trump general, or a handful of shilling threads anywhere on A&H unless I've gone blind.

The way I see it, A&H is fine as is. Heavier moderation and curating would only make this subforum less fun for everyone except maybe the few individuals that cannot bear to see opinions they disagree with.
 
I couldn’t care less what happens to A&H but this is the same shit that led to Something Awful and NeoGAF/ResetEra being what they are today, having been on both for the good days and what’s there now. Is it worth appeasing a couple of pissbabies who can’t handle people challenging their opinion? Seems kind of gay to me.

Indeed. I'm banned from commenting in any China threads. I guess being pro-Chink is not allowed here. Don't knock it till you've tried it guys. I've tried China, extensively. I'm seeing less and less in the west to be proud of. Our politics are a prolapsed joke and they are getting in the way of everything.
 
Indeed. I'm banned from commenting in any China threads. I guess being pro-Chink is not allowed here. Don't knock it till you've tried it guys. I've tried China, extensively. I'm seeing less and less in the west to be proud of. Our politics are a prolapsed joke and they are getting in the way of everything.
Then move there and stop bothering us.
 
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