Sexual orientation thread - share it with a bunch of Internet strangers

[KittyGremlin]

is barbeque sauce a sex?

 

[FierceBrosnan]

You all know me well enough to know that if I think you're attractive, it doesn't matter, I will attempt to bang you.

 

[Neozeonian]

What a bunch of queers.

 

[Franjevina]

I'm into squirrels,so file me under Zoophilia .

 

[Inferior Little Shit]

I'm into squirrels,so file me under Zoophilia .

How the fuck are you supposed to fit your dick inside a squirrels mating plug anyway?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I told my 83 year old mother I was going to gender change to a woman the other day. She pissed herself laughing -- "Son, you've been chasing cooter since you were 3 years old and learned to walk! Besides, you'd be a damn UGLY woman!"

I wanted to send her a picture of Tommy Tooter just for spite.

 

[TokiBun]

bisexual with a preference for men, though id call myself opportunistic


uncircumcised looks nicer change my mind

I won't I'll just admit I'm into Jews.

 

[Bionicle of War]

I am a soysexual. I have a healthy appreciation for soymilk, soy suce and soy products of any kind, as well as people who use these products on a regular basis.

Spoiler: The sexiest thing in the world

 

[Black Waltz]

I like men that look like women

 

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

Gay dude myself

 

[Inferior Little Shit]

I consider myself mostly straight. But sometimes I can be around a tall muscular chad looking guy and get kind of hard

 

[JULAY]

everyone fucks, period.

Lol, not incels.

 

[Inferior Little Shit]

Lol, not incels.

Nothing wrong with sexual purity until either Death or Marriage.

 

[Stupid Sexy Flanders]

I consider myself mostly straight. But sometimes I can be around a tall muscular chad looking guy and get kind of hard

Chad is awesome though. He's really cool, likes to party and bang.

 

[Inferior Little Shit]

Chad is awesome though. He's really cool, likes to party and bang.

It actually helps me understand why women wouldn't be attracted to fat autistic incels, and scrawny weak soyboys

 

[Black Waltz]

someone help me figure out how to supress the gay urges

 

[KimCoppolaAficionado]

Nice try, Pence, you won't get us all on a list that easily!

 

[Black Waltz]

Nice try, Pence, you won't get us all on a list that easily!

dammit

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

I am a plain vanilla faggot. I suppose it could be worse.

 

[FierceBrosnan]

someone help me figure out how to supress the gay urges

And miss this opportunity? Hells no. I'm coming for that booty.

 

[ΔN^2]

what evolutionary benefit if any?