Sexual orientation thread - share it with a bunch of Internet strangers

[Suburban Bastard]

The amount of LGB kiwis is making some of the screenshots in the "kiwi farms reviews" thread all the more hilarious........G incase you were wondering.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

I'm married to solitude and she is a jealous lover.

 

[TheghostofAlfred]

On the internet im a ghost cat...so ghostofelin--fuck it im an attack helicopter. I will drop my sticky hot torpedos on all you terrorists --nyaaa <3

 

[ΔN^2]

I know, she told me that

why is your sinus also skew?

 

[Black Waltz]

why is your sinus also skew?

yes

 

[ES 195]

 

[DelicateMageflower]

I bang dudes. I had a short bicurious phase which faded quickly.

 

[murgatroid]

It's not gay if you keep your socks on.

 

[Shibaru]

Asexual, Never was attracted to anyone even if everyone already had their fake love going.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I'm a dude who likes dudes.

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

I don't get the obsession with uncut dicks. That is so bizarre to me.

 

[stuffandthings]

'Voluncel' Virgin saving myself for Marriage or Harrison Ford. Preferably marriage to Harrison Ford. I don't care how old he gets or how many crap movies he's in, as long as he's got a pulse I'm DTF.

Will I die alone? Probably. But it beats pumping out three redneck tard babies with four different daddies like the rest of my classmates. I'd rather keep my legs closed than take a big ol' dick of drama just to say I've been fucked by a 5/10.

 

[Ughubughughughughughghlug]

One of my friends liked to sexually identify as a cactus on government forms.

 

[Dysnomia]

Feminine presenting AFAB female cishet ciscum with a preference for masculine presenting AMAB males.

 

[Absolute Brainlet]

bi for fictional characters, straight IRL

 

[Inflatable Julay]

Gaybian

 

[Overcast]

I'm an absolute degenerate fuck with the most disgusting fantasies and fetishes.

Like finding a pretty girl to hold hands with and kiss at random intervals.

 

[UntimelyDhelmise]

I think I might just become full blown gay because it's obvious girl stuff is just not working for me.

As someone who was in your exact position, I'd say that'd be the best course of action. Being bi kind of sucks to be honest, coming out as gay makes things a whole lot simpler.

 

[UnKillFill]

I hate everyone, regardless of which (of the two) genders they happen to be, so I said attack helicopter.

 

[polonium]

As someone who was in your exact position, I'd say that'd be the best course of action. Being bi kind of sucks to be honest, coming out as gay makes things a whole lot simpler.

I don't know why anyone would voluntarily interact with women tbqhwy