Sexual orientation thread - share it with a bunch of Internet strangers

[queerape]

I'm flexible, but mostly like men.

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

I'm an absolute degenerate fuck with the most disgusting fantasies and fetishes.

Like finding a pretty girl to hold hands with and kiss at random intervals.

You fucking monster, keep that gross shit to yourself!

 

[JambledUpWords]

I’m sexually attracted to orange chicken from The Cheesecake Factory. My seat is soaking after I’m done eating it.

 

[UntimelyDhelmise]

So many bisexuals with a preference for men... Gays in denial I tell you.

 

[Autisimodo]

Straight Male. Best way to describe my sexuality would Demisexual. Comes with being an introvert for a large portion of your life.

 

[polonium]

So many bisexuals with a preference for men... Gays in denial I tell you.

Agreed. There's no such thing as being a teensie weensie bit into cock. You either want it or don't, the kinsey scale is just how much you're lying to yourself.

 

[afternoon_tea]

I am a fan of both pole and hole.

And as for dick preference, uncut all the way.

 

[LordofTendons]

I like jalapeños-- cut, of course, in a jar by the door.

 

[UntimelyDhelmise]

Agreed. There's no such thing as being a teensie weensie bit into cock. You either want it or don't, the kinsey scale is just how much you're lying to yourself.

idk, I think it is possible to be 50/50 or simply be more into women but could still see yourself getting the D on occasion (aka "bicurious"), but when you say things like "preference to men" like many in this thread have stated then yeah, you're gay and just use the bisexual card as an easy out to have it both ways when it's obvious you almost always if not exclusively want cock.

I've lived that lie for over 4 years so needless to say I've been through those mental gymnastics already until I finally threw up my hands and accepted the truth for what it was.

 

[Offen Ded Tardreee]

I’m sexually attracted to orange chicken from The Cheesecake Factory. My seat is soaking after I’m done eating it.

EEEW you’re the reason why the seats there are sticky.... JK, I never leave my mothers basement.

Spoiler: Orientalation

Straight and married to a woman.

 

[L50LasPak]

Tough chicks are hot. They usually don't have much of a rack to go with it though.

 

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

Sexual orientation is so important it should be your only defining character trait and the only thing you talk about.

 

[exhausted]

So many bisexuals with a preference for men... Gays in denial I tell you.

i considered myself gay for a long time, but goddamn the gay community aint nice to you if you mention finding some chicks cute

 

[UntimelyDhelmise]

i considered myself gay for a long time, but goddamn the gay community aint nice to you if you mention finding some chicks cute

Well there's your first mistake. The entire LGBTPTSD "community" is one big exceptional shitshow to begin with.

EDIT: A "community" that constantly turns on itself to put it more accurately. They deal with more infighting among themselves than they do from outsiders at this point.

 

[Grand Omega]

I'm hetero, though I veer close to being asexual. Practically no libido or sex drive present to influence anything I do. I could go the rest of my life without having sex and it wouldn't bother me a bit.

 

[Mike R]

I know it's gay to take it in the ass, but is it gay to give it to a d00d in the ass?

 

[Monika H.]

I'm an absolute degenerate fuck with the most disgusting fantasies and fetishes.

Like finding a pretty girl to hold hands with and kiss at random intervals.

Keep your perversions against nature to yourself

 

[FierceBrosnan]

I know it's gay to take it in the ass, but is it gay to give it to a d00d in the ass?

Only if he likes it.

 

[queerape]

Agreed. There's no such thing as being a teensie weensie bit into cock. You either want it or don't, the kinsey scale is just how much you're lying to yourself.

Cock has an addictive quality, and I have an addictive personality.

 

[Blender]

I like dicks.