Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

[BlueSpark]

The Zoe Quinn drinking game, take a shot every time:

The Zoe Quinn dating game: take a shot when she accuses you of rape then have your woke relatives spit on your warm corpse.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

Hellcat accidentally lights the alleyway on fire as she falls on the bad guy, knocking him to the ground. It shows Hellcat crouched over the bad guy and in the next panel it shows Hellcat in the same position while he's getting up and running away which means the news helicopter, firetruck, police, and ambulance all showed up and setup shop within seconds. Also, I still have no clue if Hellcat seriously managed to receive and reply to three texts in a single fall. The timing of everything is just fucking weird.

In the last panel she's letting the bad guy run away so she can squat in her skintight suit, with her legs held open and arm suddenly moved back to hold herself up, giving a good view to the newly arrived firemen who are already spraying their hoses. oh no... I thought it was a parody at first but it just clicked.

 

[Bunny Wigglesworth]

Eron Gjoni has re-emerged on Twitter, with some of his tweets tentatively referring to Chelsea Van Valkenberg.

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[Tasty Tatty]

I'm glad I'm not the only one who has no idea what happens in that page. She set the whole place on fire after trying to catch the criminal who is escaping in the final panel? "Friend or Foe"? Neither, she's just an idiot. At least catch the guy, moron.

The use of social media here is ridiculous. It's a way to present the character having doubts by talking to another character? We can't find out what's happening with her unless someone says "I'm worried about you"? Use thought globes, Chelsea. That's why they are for. Or at least, find a more creative way. I think it's a recent number of Angel where one of the characters is streaming his activities for people to comment, which is at least somehow canon because in the original show, it was mentioned that Angel wasn't unnoticed and people talked online about him. Here, it's just a "how do you do, fellow millenials" by a woman whose whole life happens online.

I can't wait to read the rest of the number, only for the hilarity that will bring.

 

[CatharticShitHead]

Eron Gjoni has re-emerged on Twitter, with some of his tweets tentatively referring to Chelsea Van Valkenberg.

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Hes forgetting the massive advantage Zoe had in her accusation

Being a woman.

 

[AnOminous]

Actual preview page from her comic due out today:

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"Now renounce your life of crime and start an adorable friendship with me!"
Why do they do this to themselves? Zoe Quinn cannot write. Why do they keep letting her write things?

Aren't you better off being Chelsea's enemy than a friend? At least her enemies don't commit suicide.

 

[Recoil]

The use of social media here is ridiculous. It's a way to present the character having doubts by talking to another character?

Half of the comics they're putting out in current year use some variation on this bullshit trope. Hell there are comic books that read like a BBS - there's that much text and it looks like you're reading an internet forum.

 

[Pargon]

Half of the comics they're putting out in current year use some variation on this bullshit trope. Hell there are comic books that read like a BBS - there's that much text and it looks like you're reading an internet forum.

Maybe that's why all the low-effort internet artistes gravitate to the written word: it's the easiest medium to work in to assemble something at least resembling a completed piece at a cursory glance.

Imagine them trying the same quarter-assed approach to visual art, or film.

Or video games.

 

[werkK]

Aren't you better off being Chelsea's enemy than a friend? At least her enemies don't commit suicide.

if you want to get anywhere in this fucked up industry? probably not. best you can do is avoid the landmines.
I have yet to see any metric how a public redpilled(tm) stance performs compared to a virtue signalling one.
joining a sjw dogpiling seems to be neutral at worst, where spouting terf or anti-trans stuff seems to give you only negative responses and some frogposters

 

[AnOminous]

if you want to get anywhere in this fucked up industry? probably not. best you can do is avoid the landmines.

Beats being dead.

 

[Count groudon]

The art of that comic book is ok for me, I like it. Alas, this bitch can't write to save her life. She can't do perky. Imagine being seduced ("seduced") by this woman, it'd be like that Friends episode when Ross tries to flirt and ends up talking about gas, except worst, cringy, and the prelude to being accused of rape before you kill yourself.

"Now renounce your life of crime and start an adorable friendship with me!"

are you fucking joking me? Has this woman ever read a comic book with a female character?

"This isn't the cat and mouse game I was expecting tonite"
"Not my favorite way to make new friends, but here we are"
"Not yoru fault, I always like to be on top"

There, and I didn't have to think much for it.

And I'm sure that "phone call" is gonna lead to nothing.

She’s literally on par with the guy who made the “jack and Jill should have been looking for Pokémon creatures!” comic.

 

[GavinBranson]

I think it got up to 6 issues. All of them you can find scanned and uploaded onto a website.

I’m going to download them and read something else.

 

[Ebonic Tutor]

Maybe that's why all the low-effort internet artistes gravitate to the written word: it's the easiest medium to work in to assemble something at least resembling a completed piece at a cursory glance.

Imagine them trying the same quarter-assed approach to visual art, or film.

Or video games.

Glares at "Unfriended" horror movie franchise.

I'm sighing right now cause it's pretty much what you describe but with skype chats.

 

[Confused Doggo]

Well normally too minor to speculate on but since this thread is devolved into a exceptional mini flame war and discussion of slave soul hymns, Zoe hasn't made any public social media posts in 4 days, a tweet in 5, also I found this comparison between Zoe's latest grift and Cpt Marvel funny
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"Fearless"-ly being unoriginal and garbage.

 

[Neil]

I think it got up to 6 issues. All of them you can find scanned and uploaded onto a website.

Hopefully I can catch my local comic shop before it dumps all of its bad-selling comics and use it for kindling paper.
It'd be really nice for the freezing cold winters ahead.

 

[theworstkindofeurofag]

Still so insanely unfair that Zoe, who is a completely talentless hack, gets to produce shit with major companies now, while Alec, who was a genuinely talented musical genius, never gets to produce anything ever again. Even if he were to have been ostracized from the entire indie gaming industry forever, he could've still released music on his own. Would have bought it.

 

[Next Task]

"Now renounce your life of crime and start an adorable friendship with me!"

God I hate this line. Because it's so clearly Zoe, not the character. And I can say that without knowing anything about what Patsy Walker is like in current comics. As is the line about no-one calling people on the phone in 2019. She can only write self-inserts.

Unfortunately, that seems to be the very small demographic that woke comics is going for - people who want to read about a Zoe Quinn self-insert. Which, though loud on Twitter, is a very small number of people, and is even smaller when you consider how few of them would actually pay for chance to do so. I'd guarantee that at least half of the people who are going to compliment Quinn on the comic in the upcoming weeks will have either pirated, or not read, the comic itself. Probably closer to 90%.

 

[skykiii]

Being honest, Hollowka is probably the only Zoe victim I sympathize with.

Its just bizarre to me that people have known for over a decade what kind of person Zoe is, she's apparently had multiple "romances" and "close friendships" and even once got to speak at the UN, and yet nobody has ever had the thought that maybe luring her to their basement and pulling a Cask of Amontillado.

Instead people just think getting the word out and letting the world see for themselves will win people over... even while they actively bemoan mainstream media for being dishonest and acknowledge that they're seen as the bad guys due to misinformation. That's the most cucked thinking I've ever heard.

It's like these people get challenged to a round of Smash Bros, are told that they can only play if they use a character the other player picks, can't use said character's moves or pick up any items, and have to play with a dysfunctional controller... and they agree to these conditions but think they can still win.

Sorry for the autistic post, I just felt like saying all this.

 

[TheGuntMobile99]

God I hate this line. Because it's so clearly Zoe, not the character. And I can say that without knowing anything about what Patsy Walker is like in current comics. As is the line about no-one calling people on the phone in 2019. She can only write self-inserts.

Unfortunately, that seems to be the very small demographic that woke comics is going for - people who want to read about a Zoe Quinn self-insert. Which, though loud on Twitter, is a very small number of people, and is even smaller when you consider how few of them would actually pay for chance to do so. I'd guarantee that at least half of the people who are going to compliment Quinn on the comic in the upcoming weeks will have either pirated, or not read, the comic itself. Probably closer to 90%.

There are a lot of girls who get shit on hard for trying to be cutesy or special or random or quirky and I don't get it, then I see Zoe try to mimic vaguely human cadence like a subdermal cockroach monster and I start to get it.

Still so insanely unfair that Zoe, who is a completely talentless hack, gets to produce shit with major companies now, while Alec, who was a genuinely talented musical genius, never gets to produce anything ever again. Even if he were to have been ostracized from the entire indie gaming industry forever, he could've still released music on his own. Would have bought it.

Well Alec's work will be remembered and people find it important despite some of them being conflicted on whether or not he's a bad person. I've never seen anyone post anything about the actual contents of Depression Quest or Goddess mode in years outside of places mocking her.

Being honest, Hollowka is probably the only Zoe victim I sympathize with.

Its just bizarre to me that people have known for over a decade what kind of person Zoe is, she's apparently had multiple "romances" and "close friendships" and even once got to speak at the UN, and yet nobody has ever had the thought that maybe luring her to their basement and pulling a Cask of Amontillado.

Instead people just think getting the word out and letting the world see for themselves will win people over... even while they actively bemoan mainstream media for being dishonest and acknowledge that they're seen as the bad guys due to misinformation. That's the most cucked thinking I've ever heard.

It's like these people get challenged to a round of Smash Bros, are told that they can only play if they use a character the other player picks, can't use said character's moves or pick up any items, and have to play with a dysfunctional controller... and they agree to these conditions but think they can still win.

Sorry for the autistic post, I just felt like saying all this.

Alot of the people who worked or met Zoe and hate her are women or men raised and taught mainly by women alone and transgenders. You have a huge passive aggressive and secretive mindset and a hint of anger that the office dump slut is still around because she gives mediocre head freely

 

[Pargon]

God I hate this line. Because it's so clearly Zoe, not the character. And I can say that without knowing anything about what Patsy Walker is like in current comics. As is the line about no-one calling people on the phone in 2019

The worst part about this faux-cutesy, namby pamby bullshit is that the people who come up with it also happen to be the most vile, abrasive, dogmatic and intolerant individuals around.

"Start an adorable friendship with meeee~



unless you don't remain in lockstep with the ever-changing winds of popular progressivism in which case me and my cadre will bully you into suicide ~<3"

Fuck off and starve.