r/polyamory

[Potatis Salad]

This unemployed poly mom has it all! Sure, her kids aren't in school, but dragging them fortnightly to a different state so their mom can leech off of two different men will surely teach them more than they could learn in any classroom!

Further digging through her comments reveals that she goes to AlAnon because one of her partners is a severe alcoholic. She probably sought out her super blissful poly lifestyle because she needs to get away from the alcoholic dude but doesn't feel she can leave him outright. The two cities she's living in are Winona, MN and South Bend, IN - six hours by car. Making the trip with two young kids probably means the whole day is shot.

Source: How do people react when you weave your epic poly tales? [Archive]

There are a couple other notable responses unrelated to the poly mom's story:

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This person has some insight as to how/why poly people can have the energy for multiple relationships: they feed off the drama and don't have much else going on. Note that the commenter is a lesbian; as a woman she probably feels more obligated to actually follow along with the ~poly drama~ whereas a guy might be comfortable just smiling and nodding through the tedious tales.

Speaking of tedious, can you imagine being at somebody's house and they try to make you look at the diagram of their stupid polycule that they have stuck to the fucking fridge?

 

[*extremely mom voice*]

Speaking of tedious, can you imagine being at somebody's house and they try to make you look at the diagram of their stupid polycule that they have stuck to the fucking fridge?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

This unemployed poly mom has it all! Sure, her kids aren't in school, but dragging them fortnightly to a different state so their mom can leech off of two different men will surely teach them more than they could learn in any classroom!
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Further digging through her comments reveals that she goes to AlAnon because one of her partners is a severe alcoholic. She probably sought out her super blissful poly lifestyle because she needs to get away from the alcoholic dude but doesn't feel she can leave him outright. The two cities she's living in are Winona, MN and South Bend, IN - six hours by car. Making the trip with two young kids probably means the whole day is shot.

Source: How do people react when you weave your epic poly tales? [Archive]

There are a couple other notable responses unrelated to the poly mom's story:

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This person has some insight as to how/why poly people can have the energy for multiple relationships: they feed off the drama and don't have much else going on. Note that the commenter is a lesbian; as a woman she probably feels more obligated to actually follow along with the ~poly drama~ whereas a guy might be comfortable just smiling and nodding through the tedious tales.

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Those kids are going to grow up so fucked up, run far away from their mom, and tell tales like this one lady I know who went to 16 different middle schools because her mom was constantly moving to get away from the various horrible shady men she hooked up with while drinking herself into violent fits.

 

[neverendingmidi]

Those kids are going to grow up so fucked up, run far away from their mom, and tell tales like this one lady I know who went to 16 different middle schools because her mom was constantly moving to get away from the various horrible shady men she hooked up with while drinking herself into violent fits.

At least the lady you knew went to school. This imbecile is "unschooling" her kids, meaning they have no education, nor do they likely have any ability to learn. At best they will be permanently under her control as they will have developed no skills to let them get away, at worst they'll be whored out among their mother's polycule never realizing that it's wrong.

 

[Drive-by punster]

Speaking of tedious, can you imagine being at somebody's house and they try to make you look at the diagram of their stupid polycule that they have stuck to the fucking fridge?

Not even fags are that gay.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Not even fags are that gay.

Don't be too sure:

Reminder - this man is so poly and gay that he made and maintains a map of how poly and gay he is.

https://www.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/9f141f/our_current_poly_constellation_38_interconnected/

 

[Opabinia]

How charming of her

 

[Salt_Merchant]

How charming of her
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Have we hit peak cuck yet?

 

[Drive-by punster]

Have we hit peak cuck yet?

Today, as matter of fact.

 

[MediocreMilt]

Have we hit peak cuck yet?

Today, as matter of fact.

First of all, you never hit "peak" cuck. That shit's in a trough somewhere.

And no, it could get way worse.

 

[SheerHeartAttack]

Cuckholdery is a renewable energy source.

 

[Hechter]

Poly 'men' on Tinder always make rage. They describe themselves as 'open minded', which means that any woman not wanting to be a sidepiece is a closedminded dummy.

Gross

 

[NoReturn]

Looks like they changed their rules on photos sometime during the last week or so, so I come bearing an image dump.
I will include the original titles as posted.


The throuple went camping!

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My girlfriend, my wife, my wife's boyfriend and I at the Jo Koy show in Phoenix tonight

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Our Triad

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We had the best weekend celebrating left man's bday in the keys. Love life with my poly tribe.

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We finally got our triad's wedding photos!

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Aren’t we cute?

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Enjoy this goofy camping photo shoot featuring ridiculous puppy faces

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Traveling with my hunnies. I love these men so very much.

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There's also one with a kid in it where they're announcing a pregnancy, but I don't post kids. You guy'll have to find that one yourselves if you're interested.

 

[⋖ cørdion ⋗]

Traveling with my hunnies. I love these men so very much.

Talk about an actual bull. Bet they call him Shaquan or something equally exotic.

I swear I've yet to see a three-person selfie that isn't cringe and reeks of insecurity. Maybe because it's impossible, but it always look one of two ways: A woman who wants one of each, a woman who wants the financial support of one and dick of the other, and the one that comes closest is honestly a dude with two women. Because even if they're wicked bitches, they can fuck it out themselves and then come crawling back to the dude with the actual dick.

Poly people always seem like that sort to me. Those who fix all their issues in life by never confronting it and just getting more friends involved in everything. Oh I'm sad and need to think about it-, actually, wanna go hit the clubs? Oh I feel insecure in my relationship and want to cheat, but why not make it a nu-kink and be a real deep person instead?

 

[Larry David's Opera Cape]

We had the best weekend celebrating left man's bday in the keys. Love life with my poly tribe.

Literal third wheel, here.

We finally got our triad's wedding photos!

Unclear on the genders of everyone here but the one in the dress, who is clearly female. No beard is also female but might be a they. I think? Beardy has some uncanny valley shit going on, is he a real guy just very effete, or a female to male troon or??

 

[AnOminous]

Poly people always seem like that sort to me. Those who fix all their issues in life by never confronting it and just getting more friends involved in everything. Oh I'm sad and need to think about it-, actually, wanna go hit the clubs? Oh I feel insecure in my relationship and want to cheat, but why not make it a nu-kink and be a real deep person instead?

I honestly have more respect for swingers who are shallow creeps who admit it's just all about fucking.

 

[Pimpkin Pumpkin]

Looks like they changed their rules on photos sometime during the last week or so, so I come bearing an image dump.
I will include the original titles as posted.


The throuple went camping!

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My girlfriend, my wife, my wife's boyfriend and I at the Jo Koy show in Phoenix tonight

Spoiler

Our Triad

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We had the best weekend celebrating left man's bday in the keys. Love life with my poly tribe.

Spoiler

We finally got our triad's wedding photos!

Spoiler

Aren’t we cute?

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Enjoy this goofy camping photo shoot featuring ridiculous puppy faces

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Traveling with my hunnies. I love these men so very much.

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There's also one with a kid in it where they're announcing a pregnancy, but I don't post kids. You guy'll have to find that one yourselves if you're interested.

I am now pretty intrigued by how similar the girls look to each other in the first two pics. Conceited much?

 

[MediocreMilt]

We finally got our triad's wedding photos!

This is the most confusing wedding I've ever seen. Did two gay guys marry a woman, or is it three lesbians (one of whom has a beard somehow)?

None of that looks heterosexual. I just can't quite figure out how.

 

[Ndnd]

Literal third wheel, here.



Unclear on the genders of everyone here but the one in the dress, who is clearly female. No beard is also female but might be a they. I think? Beardy has some uncanny valley shit going on, is he a real guy just very effete, or a female to male troon or??

I know right?! I’ve been staring at this photo for the past 15 minutes trying to figure out this unholy union.

I think the one in the jeans is female, based on the size of the hands. Possibly wearing a chest binder. I think Beardy might be an actual male. Hard to tell though because the poncho thing he’s wearing obscures most of his body in a lot of the shots. The way he stands is kind of weird in that first photo. It doesn’t look like he’s got any kind of bulge there, but it could be due to those ill-fitting pants or because he’s kind of pudgy.

 

[Hechter]

Literal third wheel, here.



Unclear on the genders of everyone here but the one in the dress, who is clearly female. No beard is also female but might be a they. I think? Beardy has some uncanny valley shit going on, is he a real guy just very effete, or a female to male troon or??

Nasty, def a troon.