Star Wars Griefing Thread (SPOILERS) - Safety off

The SJWs are pissed about Feige working on a Star Wars movie.

Yes, these exceptional individuals think Star Wars was improved by Disney.
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Who cares? You can pull any dumb shit from Twitter. These folks are going to get drowned out by pop-fandom who want this....

Their voices may have more weight, if the franchise was in a healthier position. It's not, so these people are toothless now....
 
You know it has been said a million times, but I still am absolutely stunned on the epic mismanagement of the Star Wars franchise under Disney. Honestly, if someone had told me that 5 years ago that Star Wars would become a toxic brand that few would want to even touch, I would have thought you to be crazy, but here we are. You would think that the franchise would give one the license to print infinite money, but they had to monkey with it to get just a little more dosh to not pay a licensing fee to Lucas.

I seriously hope that Episode 9 bombs and that Disney will be saddled with perhaps one of the greatest media blunders in entertainment history. It is certainly looking that way with Galaxy's Edge with nearly 3 billion spent on an overpriced outdoor shopping mall that no one really wants to shop at.
 
Was there ever a time when there was no distinction between Sith and Jedi?
Cause Tarantino would rock the fuck out of a movie in such a setting.
In the EU, the answer is technically yes: there were times with Force sensitives before the labels of "Jedi" and "Sith" were created, and they learned about using the Force. I could totally see a dramatic civil war type thing as the concepts of "Jedi" and "Sith" form and people slaughter each other while taking sides.
 
You know it has been said a million times, but I still am absolutely stunned on the epic mismanagement of the Star Wars franchise under Disney. Honestly, if someone had told me that 5 years ago that Star Wars would become a toxic brand that few would want to even touch, I would have thought you to be crazy, but here we are. You would think that the franchise would give one the license to print infinite money, but they had to monkey with it to get just a little more dosh to not pay a licensing fee to Lucas.

I seriously hope that Episode 9 bombs and that Disney will be saddled with perhaps one of the greatest media blunders in entertainment history. It is certainly looking that way with Galaxy's Edge with nearly 3 billion spent on an overpriced outdoor shopping mall that no one really wants to shop at.
The best thing we can do though is treat Disney’s timeline as a alternative reality.

I prefer we call their sequel trilogy the “What If Trilogy.”
 
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Kevin Feige is apparently making a SW movie.
Too little, too late.

I won't watch a new Star Wars until you gut Lucasfilms by purging Pablo, the Wine Mom, and the Story Group, and purge the upper management at Disney at this rate, because none of those dipshits really know how to make a good film, show, or even fucking park. Especially since I know for a fact that Disney can, will, and happily lies or makes up fake products to try and desperately pretend they're not fucking up their properties and nuking their budget. I don't believe they're using Feige until they actually have him work on and start that project.

Even then I don't believe they'll let him actually fix it and interfere like they've done so often now.
You know it has been said a million times, but I still am absolutely stunned on the epic mismanagement of the Star Wars franchise under Disney. Honestly, if someone had told me that 5 years ago that Star Wars would become a toxic brand that few would want to even touch, I would have thought you to be crazy, but here we are. You would think that the franchise would give one the license to print infinite money, but they had to monkey with it to get just a little more dosh to not pay a licensing fee to Lucas.

I seriously hope that Episode 9 bombs and that Disney will be saddled with perhaps one of the greatest media blunders in entertainment history. It is certainly looking that way with Galaxy's Edge with nearly 3 billion spent on an overpriced outdoor shopping mall that no one really wants to shop at.
The fact that Galaxy's Edge in Disney World is only slightly more busy than Disneyland is fucking horrible. The fact that idiots like Chapek are planning to gut the budget from the Rise of Resistance ride, which is their only other hope in that area is even more horrible, but in the comedic way for me.
 
The SJWs are pissed about Feige working on a Star Wars movie.

Yes, these exceptional individuals think Star Wars was improved by Disney.
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Notice how none of these people are super young. Good job at attracting the "new generation", Disney, your Star Wars is doing so well compared to the old one now that a universe that used to be fun is full of toxic race politics.

Other than the fact they put her every-fucking-where, I don't have an issue with General Oola from Space Aladin being used as INSERT RECOGNIZABLE REBEL LEADER CONTACT as she seems to be mostly decent and not Sue'd to the extreme.
She's bland as fuck and that's why I'm sick of her being everywhere. In A New Dawn, hers and Kanan's introductory book, she was barely an actual character and was instead basically a fatale who made Kanan interested in joining the Rebellion. Which, besides the fact that it was a complete ripoff of the Soldier for the Empire novella, doesn't exactly lead credence to the idea that females are written better in the Disney shit. She's probably the most static character in Rebels and that entire cast was mostly terrible. Even Sabine got a bit more development later on.
 
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He should become the new head of LucasFilm and let Victoria Alonso destroy the MCU.

Oh trust me, the MCU is next on the woke chopping block. If STAR WARS could fall, the MCU can as well (and will since its under the same management and not even Kevin can save its decline).

Was there ever a time when there was no distinction between Sith and Jedi?
Cause Tarantino would rock the fuck out of a movie in such a setting.

Canon: No

EU (which is better than Canon): Yes, before the label of Sith and Jedi were invented and there were just simply force users that werent sure yet on how to use this power, yet. The ones that used for knowledge and to help others became Jedi and the ones that used it for power and selfish reasons became Sith.

Tarantino could use the lack of titles for some more "gray" actions from both sides. Show some Jedi being self-rightious dicks while the Sith being arrogant but still protective of their allies.

Unless it's 3 months from now and IX will make Rey the Chosen One, in which case it'll be stunning and brave, since there has never been a story with a "chosen one" woman.
Just like there was no movie with a female main cast before Ghostbustettes 2016. Or how there was never a black action movie star before whatshisface that played Black Panther.

As a sidenote it's really funny. These progressives do not want to support ongoing social progress, they want to be at the forefront of the change itself. They want to be the spearhead of the movement, therefore they have to be the first ones to support something and if anything similar or identical has ever happened before, it has to be ignored.
That's why Rey is treated like she's the first female character in a movie that's not just a screaming, fainting 50s horror-schlock bimbo.
SJWs don't want to support a movement that celebrates Rosa Parks as a great personality that made a change, they want to be Rosa Parks - and just to top that off, they want to be Rosa Parks by tweeting the right tweets, consuming the right products and regurgitate the right agenda bullet points.
They march in the endless lockstep of anonymous masses of SJWs, expecting to stand out from the faceless, nameless crowd, for doing the very same things everyone else does.

A German writer coined a neat term: Gratismut. Essentially, it's "costless courage", which is the spirit of saying or doing something, that carries no risk whatsoever, it's saying what no one would argue against, doing what no one would disprove of. The difference between this costless courage and regular cowardice is that costless courage is treated like it's a brave thing to do, a sarcastic self-inflation and virtue signaling amongst a crowd of like-minded people.
It's SJWs in a nutshell.

But I digress, Chuck Wendig is a terrible idiot and I would not be surprised if he thought LOTR was written around the early 2000s when the movies came out. Otherwise, I see no reason why or how he could criticise the books for using a "tired trope", the book is so old, it predates these tropes.
Also, the whole point of the book is that it's not a novel, it's a chronicle, so of course it has a lot of worldbuilding in it. It's not meant to be a modern, plot-driven novel, it's meant to be an epic tale in the tradition of Beowulf or the Song of Nibelungs.

And for that jab at the world being too white, male and straight, man. I hope I ever get the chance to punch this fucker in the face. He's the Dobson of literature, only he managed to suck enough cocks to get a few awards and a jig as a writer. I've not yet read a line of text written by this clown that wasn't cringe inducing as fuck.

Complaining about the world building and writing style of LOTR is the same as complaining that the Holy Bible isnt "modern". Its completely reeeetarded and ignorant of not only different ways of write something, fictional or not, but of the past itself. Now one can say it isnt their cup of tea, which is absolutely fine, but to say its shit because you dont like is painfully arrogant and stupid.

Tolken had far more imagination and respect to his world and characters than most of today's "writers" who just write whatever comes to their heads. I look up to him and several great writers of our past (and some of the present) so I can write something thats only one fraction as good.
That, my friend, is respect.

Which this little sad fuck face doesnt have and never will and is god damn frustrated about it.
Twitter is the perfect argument against the whole "everyone should have an equal importance in the conversation", sorry but I dont think the village's idiots should have a word, sue me.



The SJWs are pissed about Feige working on a Star Wars movie.

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You would think they would rejoice on the fact that the man who kept the MCU going for more than a decade and turned it into a cultural phenomena is possibly "saving" Star Wars (which I agree with Adam, its too fucking late to save SW unless they somehow pull the plug and restart over with the movies set after ep6...which wont happen, ever.)

Then you remember its SJWs, they were born and raised to be unhappy annoying cunts who try to make everyone just as miserable as them while pretending to have a moral highground.

Cant wait to see Rambo and Joker being hits and these harpies screeching.

Oh geez. How could this happen?
Disney was pandering to these people with their products, now the very same people demand more and more?
After it happened dozens of times to dozens of companies, I sure as shit didn't see this coming at all, this time.

I especially like how many of these people obviously do not care for the quality of the product and only for the ethnicity and genitals of the people involved in making it.
And then they call themselves "true Star Wars fans", the irony.

They.dont.give.a.single. FUCK about star wars. They never did.
They are hollow inside so they gotta try to turn other things just as hollow. They pretend to care when they really dont, since to them, life is meaningless so they gotta pretend to have purpose by destroying what brings people joy.

So they try to put their cancerous crap in it and what happened? Star Wars lost its grace, became corrupted and forgotten by the new generations since the older ones were disrespected.
Even with the prequels being Meh movies, it still didnt knock down its cultural icon status.
But the sequels...actually managed to do it.
That is saying something.


I prefer we call their sequel trilogy the “What If Trilogy.”

At most, the what if trilogy is the Heir to the Empire books and other EU stories.

The sequel trilogy is the "Fanfiction Trilogy" (they even stole stuff from actual better writen fanfictions, sooo...)

See this is why you should never try to pander to the SJW types.

Those fuckers are NEVER happy, and if you step one toe out of line, they will burn you at the stake.

Not only are they never happy, they make sure that you are unhappy as well. They are husks, literal husk drones telling us that "Safety is better than freedom". Useful idiots at its finest pushing us to our cultural, moral and intellectual breaking point.
 
Good to see Diaz continues his tradition of making anything except for updates for his webcomic.
No this is one of the old ones from when The Force Awakens was coming out. As of now his output is near zero. Only a few drawings a month (concepts for his comic page, and then the page itself). The Star Wars stuff was interesting to me because he started all these plans, then went and saw VII and thought it was so good there was no need to focus on "fixing" the prequels because Disney was taking the series down the right path. Pretty sure he thought VIII was good too for it's implied themes.
 
You know it has been said a million times, but I still am absolutely stunned on the epic mismanagement of the Star Wars franchise under Disney. Honestly, if someone had told me that 5 years ago that Star Wars would become a toxic brand that few would want to even touch, I would have thought you to be crazy, but here we are. You would think that the franchise would give one the license to print infinite money, but they had to monkey with it to get just a little more dosh to not pay a licensing fee to Lucas.

I seriously hope that Episode 9 bombs and that Disney will be saddled with perhaps one of the greatest media blunders in entertainment history. It is certainly looking that way with Galaxy's Edge with nearly 3 billion spent on an overpriced outdoor shopping mall that no one really wants to shop at.
I wouldn't be surprised if the entire run of Disney Wars would later be studied as a cautionary tale on how NOT to manage a popular franchise. Up there with other failures like Enron, Sears and British Leyland.
 
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Chuck Wendig proves he has no attention span, is actually a tard.

LOTR is a bit of a slog in places I'll confess. Lots of meandering, references to stuff that doesn't matter to a reader who doesn't fully drink the kool-aid smoke the pipeweed. But when you have an attention span of more than two minutes, you don't constantly need violence or sex or a pat on the bottom for having the right opinions. You can enjoy

Wendig's hate of having to follow canon/be consistent seems only natural. When what's woke keeps changing every week, you don't want to be having characters that aren't woke enough.
 
Thoughts on the Triple Force Friday livestream;

- There were about 5 people in the audience
- Livestream didn't top more 20K concurrent viewers
- Disney didn't have the technical side of things figured out, showing Warwick Davis' letter early
- The actor 'portraying' the main character in Jedi Fallen Order is about as charismatic as the movie cast; that is to say, not very much so.
- Rise of The Resistance had to be shilled, of course.
- Ableist joke about height
- Daisey Ridley played with herself (but it didn't go the way you think it did)
- The 'Legoes'
- I still don't understand the appeal of these God damn soulless Funko POPs
- Forcing actors to play with toys of their characters is next level cringe ('this is SO COOL')
- John Boyega is overly impressed by a cheap vinyl figure
- Funko does animated shorts now; Lando breaks the Falcon and Rey fixes it
- Billy Dee Williams is a really nice guy and he doesn't deserve to be in this shitshow
- 'The hair is so you' said about a ten year old LEGO hair piece
- They dragged out Favreau and Filoni but couldn't be bothered showing anything from the Mandalorian
- Or from TROS


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It feels like a "modern" Force Unleashed but since its EA, Im not touching this turd. Its going to be as usual,flashy but no substance.

Thoughts on the Triple Force Friday livestream;

- There were about 5 people in the audience
- Livestream didn't top more 20K concurrent viewers
- Disney didn't have the technical side of things figured out, showing Warwick Davis' letter early
- The actor 'portraying' the main character in Jedi Fallen Order is about as charismatic as the movie cast; that is to say, not very much so.
- Rise of The Resistance had to be shilled, of course.
- Ableist joke about height
- Daisey Ridley played with herself (but it didn't go the way you think it did)
- The 'Legoes'
- I still don't understand the appeal of these God damn soulless Funko POPs
- Forcing actors to play with toys of their characters is next level cringe ('this is SO COOL')
- John Boyega is overly impressed by a cheap vinyl figure
- Funko does animated shorts now; Lando breaks the Falcon and Rey fixes it
- Billy Dee Williams is a really nice guy and he doesn't deserve to be in this shitshow
- 'The hair is so you' said about a ten year old LEGO hair piece
- They dragged out Favreau and Filoni but couldn't be bothered showing anything from the Mandalorian
- Or from TROS


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It seems the livestream was pure cringefest, huh? I remember the times where people would make lines when they heard the word "Star Wars".
Also, nothing about TROS? Why am I not surprised? Could it be because the movie is just barely finished and they are nervous as hell about it? Call it "teasing" but I say its desperation disguised as that, all while they try to stitch together a satisfying conclusion based on the reaction to all those "leaks" about the plot.

Oh and Jonas Brothers still exist? Boy, they really did not age well. Guess all that disney magic drains you out, huh? Or at least irrelevancy does.
 
What the fuck is wrong with their faces? Its like Land of the Quasimodos. The graphics as a whole look odd too, like something from a past gen console. Hell even Force Unleashed looked better than this.
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Also can't say I'm surprised that its mostly nu-aliens making up the alien cast. Disney is willing to go into overdrive with memberberries and re-using the same ship designs regardless of the time frame but familiar aliens are an absolute no despite that being the one area that should remain consistent.

Edit: They took down the video... What happened? Was it downvoted too much or something?

The fact that Galaxy's Edge in Disney World is only slightly more busy than Disneyland is fucking horrible. The fact that idiots like Chapek are planning to gut the budget from the Rise of Resistance ride, which is their only other hope in that area is even more horrible, but in the comedic way for me.
Actually it seems DL's Galaxy's Edge is doing better than DW's. I may not have an agent present at the Florida park like I did with California's, but there seems to be enough info online now for me to do a proper info dump on Florida now and its actually far worse and cheaper than the California one, since for starters, it seems they couldn't afford SW-themed furniture for their outdoor areas, instead they use regular and cheap real world furniture from IKEA and regular Global-brand fans are everywhere.
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Does this mean Global and IKEA are now... CANON™?!
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OMG! I GOTTA GET LUKE'S REY'S FAVORITE BRAND OF FURNITURE RIGHT NOW!

Seriously, what happened to that bullshit dedication to Immersion, Disney?
 
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