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CareercowRobert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic
Puerto Rican wins best actor by wearing white face.
Bob is going to be so thrown off by the curve that he'll be demanding that Joker be played by someone in blackface because white face makes Joker too relatable.
He'll proclaim that being an outsider and not wanted is what all black people feel and that Joker should really be a white man's racist vision of what black people are.
Bob is going to be so thrown off by the curve that he'll be demanding that Joker be played by someone in blackface because white face makes Joker too relatable
On that point, one of the reasons that "diversity" works better in the US military than it does in real life is that they give you a thinly disguised IQ test before they let you in, the ASVAB. IIRC much of the analysis in The Bell Curve is actually based on ASVAB results, and it is closely correlated with scores on mainstream IQ tests like the WAIS. There are sections of their test that measure mechanical knowledge but the ones that really matter for getting into the military or getting a desirable specialization are vocabulary, basic math, etc.
Oh, hell George Takei said the same thing. And the problem is, it still does for some actors.
Remember TR Knight from the medical drama Grey's Anatomy. He was part of controversy when a cast member [Isiah Washington] allegedly called him a "faggot" on the set. Washington was fired and Knight left the show a few seasons later, mentioning that the show's creator Shonda Rhimes didn't want him coming out as gay.
Why would she do that unless she thought that:
A) Him coming out might affect the show's ratings in some way
B) It would effect his career
And to be honest, ya haven't seen TR Knight in much aside from a drama where he plays a friend of Picasso who also happened to be gay [because only straight men can play straight men; just don't tell that to John Travolta or Tom Cruise]. Meanwhile Shonda Rhimes brought back Isiah Washington even though he allegedly called someone a faggot and repeated the word at the Golden Globes.
Hollywood has one use for gays, kind of like minorities, they're a marketing gimmick. They'll say, "It doesn't matter what his/her sexuality is" but the moment they come out of the closet, get ready for the magazine cover with the word "GAY" in big bold letters and then once the afterglow is done...roles stop coming in, the agent isn't calling as much and then they suggest that the actor go onto Broadway because "gays are really into that theater shit."
He was on the fast track, being groomed by various studios for big things including playing Superman. But he came out and his career pretty much died out once White Collar went off the air. He made a scene publicly about how he was offered the role of Superman only to have it rescinded when he came out, which led to Warner Brothers hastily ordering Bomer cast to do Superman's voice in a DtDVD animated film. Most of his work these last couple of years have been gay centric work and his first major steady role was on Doom Patrol, where the writers cast him as Negative Man (who was a straight guy turned into a biracial trans meat puppet for a shadow demon in the comics but who was turned into a quasi-immortal disfigured straight gay type for the show).
He was on the fast track, being groomed by various studios for big things including playing Superman. But he came out and his career pretty much died out once White Collar went off the air. He made a scene publicly about how he was offered the role of Superman only to have it rescinded when he came out, which led to Warner Brothers hastily ordering Bomer cast to do Superman's voice in a DtDVD animated film. Most of his work these last couple of years have been gay centric work and his first major steady role was on Doom Patrol, where the writers cast him as Negative Man (who was a straight guy turned into a biracial trans meat puppet for a shadow demon in the comics but who was turned into a quasi-immortal disfigured straight gay type for the show).
He literally has done this before. It's just part of his nature to have an opinion on literally everything. He doesn't want to be seen as anything less than the all knowing oracle.
I remember someone speculating that Bob is actually much older than he says he is, that his overly nostalgic love of the 80s is because it was when he was a teenager and he hates the nineties because that's when he flunked out of college and realised what a loser he is in real life. Interesting if true.
I remember someone speculating that Bob is actually much older than he says he is, that his overly nostalgic love of the 80s is because it was when he was a teenager and he hates the nineties because that's when he flunked out of college and realised what a loser he is in real life. Interesting if true.
I don't believe that for one second. Especially since I'm fairly close to Bob in age, I think he hates the 90's because he had a horrendous time in high school because in elementary school he was probably told, (like me, powerlevel me all you want) that he was an exceptional student, praised for his intelligence and then he got to high school and just couldn't adapt to the jump in skill needed to be semi successful in social situations and he was no longer able to coast by in classes. Unlike most of the people his age, he just refused to adapt and looks back on the time he was a big fish in a little pond so to speak
I don't believe that for one second. Especially since I'm fairly close to Bob in age, I think he hates the 90's because he had a horrendous time in high school because in elementary school he was probably told, (like me, powerlevel me all you want) that he was an exceptional student, praised for his intelligence and then he got to high school and just couldn't adapt to the jump in skill needed to be semi successful in social situations and he was no longer able to coast by in classes. Unlike most of the people his age, he just refused to adapt and looks back on the time he was a big fish in a little pond so to speak
I don't believe that for one second. Especially since I'm fairly close to Bob in age, I think he hates the 90's because he had a horrendous time in high school because in elementary school he was probably told, (like me, powerlevel me all you want) that he was an exceptional student, praised for his intelligence and then he got to high school and just couldn't adapt to the jump in skill needed to be semi successful in social situations and he was no longer able to coast by in classes. Unlike most of the people his age, he just refused to adapt and looks back on the time he was a big fish in a little pond so to speak
So Bob was basically like this, only instead of his favorite game becoming obsolete, he was bumped into the savage prisonyard world of high school where teachers didn't grade on curves and where arrogant kids who don't try to fit in get their heads stuffed into toilets during Lunch Period:
I was looking to see if Bob said anything about the Ukraine fiasco, seeing how it looks like Biden's the one who possibly committed a crime now. I was curious to whether he shut up about it or barreled on like the pudgy retard he is. As if there was any doubt, it's the latter. I found this amongst a sea of blase political retweets. This pairs well with that bizzare wet dream scenario that he had yesterday.
I'm not exactly sure how Pence is... implicated(?) by allegedly telling Trump to not release the transcript. Maybe I need to drink more PBR and shove my head in an old EB Games plastic bag for a bit to get my synapses firing just right.
BUT WAIT! There's more!
I found quite the exceptional exchange whilst looking for the Ukraine. A little background:
Bob seems to have a real hate boner for this @aimeeterese. Who is she? She' runs a podcast that's described on it's patreon as such "What's Left? is a weekly podcast hosted by Aimee Terese and Benjamin Studebaker, discussing political theory, philosophy, and current affairs from a left wing perspective.". So what's Bob's problem with her? Is it that she's better looking than every single troon he thirsts over? Is it that she's a woman? Is it that she's the WRONG kind of leftist? The answer, may surprise you!
yes
I've seen him get into multiple fights with people trying do some sort of big brained "gotcha" in her feed.
And away we go
I wanna stop for a second and say based.
It always comes back to his lack of rockets and (it looks like it's no longer superior boys) "worthwhile" future...smh and lol.
I'm guessing he didn't hear because Bob was safe at home, under the covers and crying. The following vid is unrelated and is in no way referencing Bob. I appologize in advance for derailing the thread.
As of this writing Bob has not followed up with any proof of his totes legit "Altercations". You've never seen them because they flew back home to Canada and Blumpf won't let them back into the country.
I'm not a drunken man who's too depressing to live in Boston so maybe that's why I don't get the appeal of telling people I essentially like sucker punching randos and then laughing about it when they're not around. It seems kinda like the thing a douchebag jock would do but Bob hates them right? He can't see them as the epitome of manliness and would in no way secretly wanna embrace that to fulfill a desire hold onto some form of masculinity right? I'm probably imagining things.
Anywho, here's some other fun tidbits I found in my morning round up:
I will never understand why some people retweet their own tweets ESPECIALLY ones that aren't hidden in replies.
I know he's not mocking Jason but he sure as hell has that kinda air to it. It's almost like Bob cannot make a point to save his life.
Sperg sidebar: I just wanna point out that the Dragon Queen is supposed to be 14 when she's getting plowed by Momoa and can't act.
I was looking to see if Bob said anything about the Ukraine fiasco, seeing how it looks like Biden's the one who possibly committed a crime now. I was curious to whether he shut up about it or barreled on like the pudgy exceptional individual he is. As if there was any doubt, it's the latter. I found this amongst a sea of blase political retweets. This pairs well with that bizzare wet dream scenario that he had yesterday.
I'm not exactly sure how Pence is... implicated(?) by allegedly telling Trump to not release the transcript. Maybe I need to drink more PBR and shove my head in an old EB Games plastic bag for a bit to get my synapses firing just right.
BUT WAIT! There's more!
I found quite the exceptional exchange whilst looking for the Ukraine. A little background:
Bob seems to have a real hate boner for this @aimeeterese. Who is she? She' runs a podcast that's described on it's patreon as such "What's Left? is a weekly podcast hosted by Aimee Terese and Benjamin Studebaker, discussing political theory, philosophy, and current affairs from a left wing perspective.". So what's Bob's problem with her? Is it that she's better looking than every single troon he thirsts over? Is it that she's a woman? Is it that she's the WRONG kind of leftist? The answer, may surprise you!
yes
I've seen him get into multiple fights with people trying do some sort of big brained "gotcha" in her feed.
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I'm guessing he didn't hear because Bob was safe at home, under the covers and crying. The following vid is unrelated and is in no way referencing Bob. I appologize in advance for derailing the thread. View attachment 951783
View attachment 951779View attachment 951785
As of this writing Bob has not followed up with any proof of his totes legit "Altercations". You've never seen them because they flew back home to Canada and Blumpf won't let them back into the country.
I'm not a drunken man who's too depressing to live in Boston so maybe that's why I don't get the appeal of telling people I essentially like sucker punching randos and then laughing about it when they're not around. It seems kinda like the thing a douchebag jock would do but Bob hates them right? He can't see them as the epitome of manliness and would in no way secretly wanna embrace that to fulfill a desire hold onto some form of masculinity right? I'm probably imagining things.
Anywho, here's some other fun tidbits I found in my morning round up:
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I will never understand why some people retweet their own tweets ESPECIALLY ones that aren't hidden in replies.
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I know he's not mocking Jason but he sure as hell has that kinda air to it. It's almost like Bob cannot make a point to save his life.
Sperg sidebar: I just wanna point out that the Dragon Queen is supposed to be 14 when she's getting plowed by Momoa and can't act.
I was looking to see if Bob said anything about the Ukraine fiasco, seeing how it looks like Biden's the one who possibly committed a crime now. I was curious to whether he shut up about it or barreled on like the pudgy exceptional individual he is. As if there was any doubt, it's the latter. I found this amongst a sea of blase political retweets. This pairs well with that bizzare wet dream scenario that he had yesterday.
I'm not exactly sure how Pence is... implicated(?) by allegedly telling Trump to not release the transcript. Maybe I need to drink more PBR and shove my head in an old EB Games plastic bag for a bit to get my synapses firing just right.
BUT WAIT! There's more!
I found quite the exceptional exchange whilst looking for the Ukraine. A little background:
Bob seems to have a real hate boner for this @aimeeterese. Who is she? She' runs a podcast that's described on it's patreon as such "What's Left? is a weekly podcast hosted by Aimee Terese and Benjamin Studebaker, discussing political theory, philosophy, and current affairs from a left wing perspective.". So what's Bob's problem with her? Is it that she's better looking than every single troon he thirsts over? Is it that she's a woman? Is it that she's the WRONG kind of leftist? The answer, may surprise you!
yes
I've seen him get into multiple fights with people trying do some sort of big brained "gotcha" in her feed.
View attachment 951778 View attachment 951780
I'm guessing he didn't hear because Bob was safe at home, under the covers and crying. The following vid is unrelated and is in no way referencing Bob. I appologize in advance for derailing the thread. View attachment 951783
View attachment 951779View attachment 951785
As of this writing Bob has not followed up with any proof of his totes legit "Altercations". You've never seen them because they flew back home to Canada and Blumpf won't let them back into the country.
I'm not a drunken man who's too depressing to live in Boston so maybe that's why I don't get the appeal of telling people I essentially like sucker punching randos and then laughing about it when they're not around. It seems kinda like the thing a douchebag jock would do but Bob hates them right? He can't see them as the epitome of manliness and would in no way secretly wanna embrace that to fulfill a desire hold onto some form of masculinity right? I'm probably imagining things.
Anywho, here's some other fun tidbits I found in my morning round up:
View attachment 951794
I will never understand why some people retweet their own tweets ESPECIALLY ones that aren't hidden in replies.
View attachment 951761
I know he's not mocking Jason but he sure as hell has that kinda air to it. It's almost like Bob cannot make a point to save his life.
Sperg sidebar: I just wanna point out that the Dragon Queen is supposed to be 14 when she's getting plowed by Momoa and can't act.
What is it with Leftists and making up stories in which they still come off a pathetic bitch. So in Bob's fantasy world, he is told his life is supremely easy, and his response is to cheap shot the guy and laugh at them. It's so obviously fake, and yet, even if it were true, Bob wouldn't come off as some sort of badass, his cheap shot would be seen as a pathetic move by a coward.
I would literally watch to see him rage against Pelosi and the Democrats for fucking up the impeachment inquiry, which let's be honest is more of a excuse to prevent him from running in 2020.
Even though he went through college. I really doubt he took any formal writing course. One of the oldest tricks that most courses teach first is to take what you wrote and find every word that you would be willing to remove for $100 each. The idea being that you’re trimming the redundancy in the work.
Bob’s writing is so filled with redundancy that you could be a millionaire after doing that
"feet-chair" is a very nice boblogism. I'm guessing his attacks on Aimee is like his attacks on chapo. Something she said hit way to close to home so now its a vendetta to get pay back. And that bit about ONE life stuck on ONE planet is some of the most exceptional shit he has every written. Guess what blob, you will never walk on the moon or mars or anywhere else, get the fuck over it.
I was looking to see if Bob said anything about the Ukraine fiasco, seeing how it looks like Biden's the one who possibly committed a crime now. I was curious to whether he shut up about it or barreled on like the pudgy exceptional individual he is. As if there was any doubt, it's the latter. I found this amongst a sea of blase political retweets. This pairs well with that bizzare wet dream scenario that he had yesterday.
I'm not exactly sure how Pence is... implicated(?) by allegedly telling Trump to not release the transcript. Maybe I need to drink more PBR and shove my head in an old EB Games plastic bag for a bit to get my synapses firing just right.
BUT WAIT! There's more!
I found quite the exceptional exchange whilst looking for the Ukraine. A little background:
Bob seems to have a real hate boner for this @aimeeterese. Who is she? She' runs a podcast that's described on it's patreon as such "What's Left? is a weekly podcast hosted by Aimee Terese and Benjamin Studebaker, discussing political theory, philosophy, and current affairs from a left wing perspective.". So what's Bob's problem with her? Is it that she's better looking than every single troon he thirsts over? Is it that she's a woman? Is it that she's the WRONG kind of leftist? The answer, may surprise you!
yes
I've seen him get into multiple fights with people trying do some sort of big brained "gotcha" in her feed.
View attachment 951778 View attachment 951780
I'm guessing he didn't hear because Bob was safe at home, under the covers and crying. The following vid is unrelated and is in no way referencing Bob. I appologize in advance for derailing the thread. View attachment 951783
View attachment 951779View attachment 951785
As of this writing Bob has not followed up with any proof of his totes legit "Altercations". You've never seen them because they flew back home to Canada and Blumpf won't let them back into the country.
I'm not a drunken man who's too depressing to live in Boston so maybe that's why I don't get the appeal of telling people I essentially like sucker punching randos and then laughing about it when they're not around. It seems kinda like the thing a douchebag jock would do but Bob hates them right? He can't see them as the epitome of manliness and would in no way secretly wanna embrace that to fulfill a desire hold onto some form of masculinity right? I'm probably imagining things.
Anywho, here's some other fun tidbits I found in my morning round up:
View attachment 951794
I will never understand why some people retweet their own tweets ESPECIALLY ones that aren't hidden in replies.
View attachment 951761
I know he's not mocking Jason but he sure as hell has that kinda air to it. It's almost like Bob cannot make a point to save his life.
Sperg sidebar: I just wanna point out that the Dragon Queen is supposed to be 14 when she's getting plowed by Momoa and can't act.
Even though he went through college. I really doubt he took any formal writing course. One of the oldest tricks that most courses teach first is to take what you wrote and find every word that you would be willing to remove for $100 each. The idea being that you’re trimming the redundancy in the work.
Bob’s writing is so filled with redundancy that you could be a millionaire after doing that
