Horrorcow Zoe Quinn / Chelsea Van Valkenburg / Locke Valentine / @UnburntWitch / @Primeape / CrashOverride / Hat Box / Old Uncle Anime - Con Artist, Abuser, Sexual Harasser, Drove Alec Holowka to Suicide.

Actual preview page from her comic due out today:

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"Now renounce your life of crime and start an adorable friendship with me!"
Why do they do this to themselves? Zoe Quinn cannot write. Why do they keep letting her write things?

Wow! Zoe is liek so quirky you guise! Like that one photo of her holding a unicorn mask and making a face at the camera. I mean, how does she come up with this stuff? *Sigh* You know, every morning I cartwheel out of bed put a cocktail pickle in my ear and prey to Dog (Geddit? Cause it's God spelled backwards! QUIRKY!) that I will one day be as cool and unique as the one and only Zoe Quinn.

Note: I apologise to anyone who's sarcasm detectors were destroyed by the post.
 
Actual preview page from her comic due out today:

View attachment 948398

"Now renounce your life of crime and start an adorable friendship with me!"
Why do they do this to themselves? Zoe Quinn cannot write. Why do they keep letting her write things?

Honestly, when I saw this comics I thought it's a parody made by one of you, and the guy cowering on the left is Alec Holowka with black hair to make it less obvious. Voluptuous woman is obviously Zoe's insert, except Zoe just doesn't know what it means to be sexy. The mention of the "receipts" also suggested some elaborate parody that fizzled out by the middle of the page.

Without parody intent, I just don't know what to say. Also to anybody who is drawing it, what happens to her boobs when she is crouching? She becomes suddenly flat like a Superman, LOL.

No, Zoe, you are not a Hellcat. The only thing about you that is related to cats, is that they will be your only friends in not so distant future. I hope it will be a pure hell to you.
 
Why do they do this to themselves? Zoe Quinn cannot write. Why do they keep letting her write things?

Because a lot of people in the industry are too cheap/too inept to hire a proper prostitute. It comes back to bite them eventually, Zoe always throws them under the bus whenever she needs attention.

Still so insanely unfair that Zoe, who is a completely talentless hack, gets to produce shit with major companies now, while Alec, who was a genuinely talented musical genius, never gets to produce anything ever again. Even if he were to have been ostracized from the entire indie gaming industry forever, he could've still released music on his own. Would have bought it.

Zoe will never make anything of value on her own. Her legacy as a creator is that of failed comic books and forgettable and unfinished games. She can leech on to other people’s work like she does with Heart Machine, but she’ll never get full credit for any of those. Alec’s life may have been short, but already he’ll never be surpassed in created value by Zoe even if she lives to a hundred and makes a hundred more comics.
 
Because a lot of people in the industry are too cheap/too inept to hire a proper prostitute. It comes back to bite them eventually, Zoe always throws them under the bus whenever she needs attention.

This is why normies just hire a hooker and then tell her to leave. They don't give her a fucking job. Why would you ever shit where you eat by bringing on some fucking prostitute to do "writing" when she has absolutely no talent? They are so beta they want to fuck this slut and then pretend it wasn't just because they were desperate so they give her a "job" even though she'll never do anything worth the pay other than sucking that one dude's dick.
 
The comic got even worse: turns out that Hellcat was being impersonated by a cat from Hell.

A Hell-cat copycatted Hellcat.

Let that sink in.

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Then she gets caught, and turns into a supa-kawaii cat girl.

Because of course she does.

Chelsea is incapable of creating an original thought.
 
The comic got even worse: turns out that Hellcat was being impersonated by a cat from Hell.

A Hell-cat copycatted Hellcat.

Let that sink in.

View attachment 951006Then she gets caught, and turns into a supa-kawaii cat girl.

Because of course she does.

Chelsea is incapable of creating an original thought.
This is every neko girl doujin ever, comics are so whipped by magna that they're reduced to stealing plots from generic porn titles
 
This is every neko girl doujin ever, comics are so whipped by magna that they're reduced to stealing plots from generic porn titles
Hell, they didn't even bother making the catgirl white or have dyed and ostentatious anime hair. Nope, just make her plain old Japanese, all Japanese people are anime people.
 
"Now renounce your life of crime and start an adorable friendship with me!"

Sure Zoe, did you say that to Alec before you got your corpse to stand on? This bitch just killed and writes this and will try to be proud of it? Hell better be real, it's got some work to do.
 
The comic got even worse: turns out that Hellcat was being impersonated by a cat from Hell.

A Hell-cat copycatted Hellcat.

Let that sink in.

View attachment 951006Then she gets caught, and turns into a supa-kawaii cat girl.

Because of course she does.

Chelsea is incapable of creating an original thought.
I remembered when marvel use to love comics and give a fuck

Aren't you better off being Chelsea's enemy than a friend? At least her enemies don't commit suicide.
no not knowing about her at all is the best bet
 
The comic got even worse: turns out that Hellcat was being impersonated by a cat from Hell.

A Hell-cat copycatted Hellcat.

Let that sink in.

View attachment 951006Then she gets caught, and turns into a supa-kawaii cat girl.

Because of course she does.

Chelsea is incapable of creating an original thought.
Zoe has some of the most shallow, empty writing I've ever seen. What has even happened in this comic that isn't just a random string of "so quirky lol" cliches? Is there even a story? Is there any character development, or any consistent characterization at all besides "I'm not like other girls" and unfunny attempts at memes?

And the little these comics do sell is because of the art. Imagine reading her diarrhea in script form. What an insulting waste of talent it is that professional artists and colorists crank out high quality art for her drivel while there are so many infinitely more talented unsuccessful starving writers in the world.

I remembered when marvel use to love comics and give a fuck
I too remember when Stan Lee was alive and actually running things over there.
 
I had no idea she was writing for Marvel.....what the fuck.

Any new death threats or retaliation from Alec family?
Alec's family didn't comment except for his sjw sister, don't have the pic but one look and you'd see, big believe all women unquestionably type and apparently had a bad relationship with Alec prior even saying she didn't believe his suicidal thoughts (speculation he mentioned a person like family to him) everyone in Alec's life was absolute dog shit and my only solace is that his sister will die alone and unloved as a cat lady and Scott and co will go broke since the one competent meal ticket they had was thrown away
 
I had no idea she was writing for Marvel.....what the fuck.

Any new death threats or retaliation from Alec family?
"writing for Marvel" is a bit of a stretch considering she's writing one story for a Z lister no one gives a fuck about in an anthology book that no one will buy.

Most if not all her current comics "work" is one shots.
 
This'll have to be nipped in the bud at some point. Allowing them to ruin everything shouldn't be kosher.
It has been. Gamergate, Comicsgate, Weeb Wars. They have done what they need to do. At this point the best we can do is damage control while they bleed out.

Qualitative agree, with one other possibility:

c) they keep a constant cycle of purse puppies, bringing them in and out as cost analysis determines who would be marginally profitable/acceptable to have on staff.

This tactic is especially popular in comics right now; Aubrey Sitterson, I think is the name, the absolute disaster that took a shit on G.I. Joe, is out, for example, but I'm sure some other clusterfuck was brought in to work on some other title, someone who didn't show their ass on Twitter saying America deserved 9/11.
This is why the death of social justice has to be by slow bleedout. One thing I underestimated during gamergate is how much money and connections these journalists had, bouncing from site to site while media giants bail them out over and over again.

But eventually, they run out of favours to call in. Leigh Alexander, Anita Sarkeesian, Caroline Petit. They are gone.

Eventually one of two things are going to happen:

Either the Zeitgeist will shift and people like Zoe will no longer be valuable.

or

These companies go so far in the red they have no choice but to change gears.

Or option 3 (or 2.5). The companies go bankrupt, some surviving in name only. In their place a new generation of creators rises to fill the void.

The Zoe Quinn drinking game, take a shot every time:

A female character has purplish-pink hair (it might look like that because of the lighting on this page but I'm counting it)

Characters act overly quirky/quippy in a serious situation where it's not appropriate

Characters communicate through social media

Daddy issues

Tranny friend

L33T computer hacker

Guilt/angst over being "privileged"

Whining/angst over not being "privileged"

"Punk" as a shallow consumerist fashion accessory

Actually, this makes for a pretty good SJW comic writer drinking game in general, since I realized a lot of them do these exact things over and over. Anyway, I count three shots from this page alone. Enjoy your liver failure if you try to get through Goddess Mode like this.
You forgot "clumsy reference to currently popular internet meme/phrase".

She writes.
Not well, but she does it.
Even that is questionable. I think she'd be one of those "idea guys" that contributes a few quirky lines of dialogue, maybe a scene or plot twist, but the actual writing is for someone else to figure out.
 
The comic got even worse: turns out that Hellcat was being impersonated by a cat from Hell.

A Hell-cat copycatted Hellcat.

Let that sink in.

View attachment 951006Then she gets caught, and turns into a supa-kawaii cat girl.

Because of course she does.

Chelsea is incapable of creating an original thought.

Compare this to how Hellcat was written in Season 3 of Jessica Jones. It's like comparing horse turds and brownies.

I had no idea she was writing for Marvel.....what the fuck.

Any new death threats or retaliation from Alec family?

Not unless Alec's gutless cunt of a sister offered to kill herself to appease Cunthulu aka Zoe Quinn.
 
Was re-skimming the web for articles and noticed this semi-fresh one from Sept 14th, from Bounding Into Comics.

DC Comics Writer Zoe Quinn Responds to Reports of Inconsistencies in Accusations Against Alec Holowka; Claims Findings Are “Gross Misogynistic Fake PI Nonsense”
Spencer Baculi - September 14, 2019 - Celebrity

Zoe Quinn has returned from her self-imposed social media exile, issuing a statement in which she denies any responsibility for Holowka’s suicide and refuses to address the recently uncovered evidence which directly contradict her initial accusations against Holowka.

On September 12th, Quinn reverted her Twitter account from private to public status and responded to the recent public backlash against her by posting a tweet containing four screenshots of text she had written in the Notes app of her iPhone. (Archive link: http://archive.is/IebZZ)

Despite publicly accusing Holowka of egregious sexual and emotional abuse and subjecting him to the unforgiving court of internet opinion, Quinn begins by denying any culpability for Holowka’s suicide, drawing attention on the topic of suicide to her recent struggles, and claiming to have “nothing but love and sympathies for anyone else hurt in the wake of all this.” (Related: Marvel Comics Writer Zoe Quinn’s Allegations Against Alec Holowka Called Into Question by New Evidence of Inconsistencies in Initial Claims)

– no one coming forward about abuse they’ve faced and telling their story is responsible for their abuser’s suicide, just as no one who chooses not to come forward is responsible for the abuser’s further victims.
– suicide is an awful thing full stop. I know this intimately, as I have struggled against it since I was a teenager, and I have been put on watch since the events and have been leaning on my support system heavily.
– I have nothing but love and sympathies for anyone else hurt in the wake of all this.

Quinn proceeds to claim she is “saddened” by recent events, flippantly addresses her accusations against Holowka as “whatever drove Alec to hurt himself” and proclaim that publicly coming forward with her accusations was her “only option remaining.” (Related: Private Messages Reveal DC Comics Writer Zoe Quinn’s Abusive Behavior During Relationship with Alec Holowka)

- I’m saddened for how much harm and hurt so many of us were going through in silence, for whatever drove Alec to hurt himself and others. I’m saddened that 8 years of quietly trying to move around this out of fear and to minimize damage and harm he’d caused only resulted in more harm to himself and others, and my only option remaining was to speak up about my experiences because I knew I could withstand the backlash from people who already are determined to hate me. I’m saddened that whatever Alec needed to heal, before and after the truth started coming out, he couldn’t obtain. I legitimately lack the words for how horrible all of this is.

Rather than address the narrative contradicting Tweets and private messages reported on by Anna Slatz at The Post Millennial, Quinn instead states that she refuses to “dignify any of the gross misogynistic fake PI nonsense of strangers,” claiming that Slatz, The Post Millennial, and the outlets that subsequently covered the story, such as Bounding into Comics and Niche Gamer, were “lower than ambulance chasers” and “tabloids” and that the “truth isn’t really what they’re looking for in the first place.” (Related: Zoe Quinn to Write DC Comics’ Batman and Superman Spin-Off The Infected: Deathbringer)

– I’m not going to dignify any of the gross misogynistic fake PI nonsense of strangers trying to scrutinize how imperfect a victim I was for cheap clicks and YouTube subs. They’re lower than ambulance chasers and addressing tabloids is a waste of time because truth isn’t really what they’re looking for in the first place

Quinn then states that her “story has been corroborated repeatedly” and decries “anyone using this to bully anyone else into staying silent about abuse” and refocuses the recent tragedies solely around her personal feelings, stating that the accusations were “not about proving anything about him – It was about no longer keeping a secret that had been making me periodically suicidal inside” and claiming that she “[doesn’t] think I’m ever going to be the same.” (Related: Marvel Comics Hires Zoe Quinn to Write Hellcat Story)

– my story has been corroborated repeatedly by everyone including the family, my friends who were there, his coworkers, his roommates, and multiple other survivors, but this was not about proving anything about him – It was about no longer keeping a secret that had been making me periodically suicidal inside.
– Anyone using this to bully anyone else into staying silent about abuse is a monster. Anyone going against the family’s wishes to use their tragedy to harass people they’ve predetermined to hate is a monster.
– I don’t have words for how fucking disgusting it is to go through what I went through, feel (unfairly) responsible for every new victim in 8 years in silence while being afraid of anyone finding out about what happened to me out of shame and fear of ostracism, facing the backlash for speaking up, and then also facing the backlash for what happened next – all in the same week that finding out one of the other men I’d trusted most had sexually abused another woman and cutting him out of my life. My heart is with anyone else being hit by this tide. I don’t think I’m ever going to be the same.

The multiple image response ends with Quinn stating that she has reactivated her Twitter account “to promote my work because that’s a part of my job” but will “not be monitoring most aspects of this account for some time.”

Facing a mountain of lingering questions and the aforementioned unaddressed contradictory evidence, Quinn then attempts to completely distance herself from the situation, stating that she is “horrified by every element of this situation” and “never [wants] to speak of it again” while dishonestly painting her critics and those asking for answers and accountability as attempting to “discourage survivors from speaking up.” (Related: DC Comics Writer Zoe Quinn Attempts to Excuse Antifa Assault On Reporter Andy Ngo)

-I deactivated to try to minimize the sickos who would try to mine my feed for more reasons to cause more pain. I will be posting again to promote my work because that’s a part of my job I can no longer put off, and I owe it to my co-collaborators to show up for at least that much.
– Under advisement from my support network and mental health professionals, I will not be monitoring most aspects of this account for some time.
– I’m horrified by every element of this situation and I never want to speak of it again, but I refuse to be sorry for naming a broken stair and I refuse to be made an example of to discourage survivors from speaking up.

Since returning, Quinn has used her Twitter account to promote her upcoming comic book work on DC’s The Infected: Deathbringer, IDW’s The Addam’s Family: The Bodies Issue, and Marvel’s Fearless, as well as pictures of her dog. Quinn has made no mention of the Patreon account she has not updated in over a year or her failed Kickstarter project Kickstarted in the Butt: A Chuck Tingle Digital Adventure, which raised $85,000 in crowdfunding but has not yet been released despite a promised 2017 release date and has not seen an update to backers in over a year.

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This marks BIC's third article on the subject, coming only 2 days after the second. It's remarkably well-researched and thorough in comparison to the Sept 12th article(posted by @MadPreacher1AD on page 885), you can't help but think the author drew heavily from this thread. I'm not sure who's the better journo, Spencer Baculi or Anna Slatz now :heart-full:
 
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