DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Meerkat Ink]

Going back to the question of 'where did Phil' s fuck you money go?' really quick: i was recently re-watching an older Tevin back in time stream about the move.

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The amount of money he blew not only on the move itself (full service door to door, basically only had to pack and unpack the boxes) is mind blowing!

Keep in mind, he went on a full on vacation to Seattle for the house hunting (mis-) adventures, ofc all cataloged on YouTube to flex on his fans amd squeeze $$$ out of the deal for views.

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For the move itself pigshit really hit the fan tho and he was throwing money around like a manic individual. Also his illusions of grandeur really show there, basically this is a vlog series of a grown adult documenting for, dunno 10? 14? days being 'soooo busy' and 'tired' because him and his Lolita bride are running around spending money all day. Much like the previous vacation Playlist every meal and purchase jas to be flexed into his viewer's faces and documented.

Seattle 2014 Trip Vlogs - YouTube

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Sorry for the wall of text amd necroing the topic from a couple of pages back.

Hahaha, I remember the "big purchase day" video in which he was debating whether to buy a big-ass TV for wrestling or a big-ass TV for playthroughs. Of course, DSP being DSP bought the TV for his living room...He did blow a shit ton of money furnishing the house and for "essentials" (which coincidentally included floor mats made from some gel(?) so he could walk barefoot and his feet wouldn't hurt).

If only there was an invention (slippers), that would allow you to not step on the floor...

 

[Raven'sChild]

He spends $120 per week going out to eat now and he's "broke."

No way he was spending less than $500 per week in his heyday.

We can add another meal or two into that weekly total. D$P dropped that he and Mrs. D$P went out to eat dinner at Baja Fresh on a NON Off Day. How many other meals do they go out for that don't get mentioned? We know she likes to go out to eat breakfast. Are some of the times he is very late to start his 1st stream due to running into traffic on their way home from going out to eat breakfast? Something to consider.

 

[HerrKlicks]

Hahaha, I remember the "big purchase day" video in which he was debating whether to buy a big-ass TV for wrestling or a big-ass TV for playthroughs. Of course, DSP being DSP bought the TV for his living room...He did blow a shit ton of money furnishing the house and for "essentials" (which coincidentally included floor mats made from some gel(?) so he could walk barefoot and his feet wouldn't hurt).

If only there was an invention (slippers), that would allow you to not step on the floor...

Yeah, it was some sort of floor mats he put in the kitchen so his hooves wouldn't hurt standing there. Because we all know dsp spends hours slaving away meticulously preparing dishes and pastries that even make Gordon Ramsey's mouth water!

My favorite idiotic spending bit, next to the huge ass TV for the living room instead of upgrading the one for the business was the last two days in CT tho.

It's not like tje day he moved out he had to hand in the keys for tje apartment to the landlord. It was still quite a functioning apartment with a sofa and a kitchen and bathroom. (I'm not sure what happened with his CT bed because for tje Wakahndo his parents bought them a new bed. So it might have been there still as well) Not like it would have killed them to stay there for two nights or sleep at his parent's place. No, gotta get a hotel and spend even more money during the daytime with extra shopping etc. Just wow.

Also in the final CT hotel vlogs he recorded his little speech about the cable company better having enough CS reps at the counter so he can be in and out quick. Busy pig with huge nuts and ego over there.

 

[Anonymous Dimwit]

What a sad way to live a life, no motivation to improve or grow, no motivation to try something different and maybe pick up a new interest or something. Just constant fear that every person is out to get you until the phone stops ringing and all you have left is a big house with a known adulterer and crippling debt. Just 1 different choice in his 10 years of doing this and he could've been someone completely different.

Actually kinda sad.

You see the old time Phil vids when he's at a lan party. He's drinking, there's a barbeque, friends in a pool. People laughing and playing. You contrast that kind of video Phil himself uploaded with the isolated life he has now and ya, I actually have sympathy for pre-pigroach Phil.

 

[Comma]

After complaining loudly on both Twitch and Twitter about this self-created "problem" for days and even letting it influence his autistic streaming schedule, DSP wants the subject to be dropped.

First person in chat to be banned for bringing up the bike saga, when?

Oh, and:

Feeling queasy after a night off? Hmm...

 

[ReentryPhantom]

After complaining loudly on both Twitch and Twitter about this self-created "problem" for days and even letting it influence his autistic streaming schedule, DSP wants the subject to be dropped.

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First person in chat to be banned for bringing up the bike saga, when?

Oh, and:

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Feeling queasy after a night off? Hmm...

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His slated pickup time was 3pm-7pm. It was picked up at 751pm. It was only an hour after they said, not two.

 

[Dandelion]

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Costco muffins are so rich to the point that they're cake. The dude consumed 2/3 of a daily caloric recommendation for a midnight snack, and then LIKELY chased it with gin.

He looks like a ghoul in his fifties, but it's the thinnest he's been in years!

 

[Raven'sChild]

In what one will assume to be an attempt to allude EvilAj, D$P announced he'd be "joining lobbies" during his SF stream tonight. He thinks it "will be more fun this way"...more fun as in not having to face EvilAj over and over unless he manages to get in the same lobby. Will D$P quit a lobby that has Ej in it? We will have to wait and see.

 

[Filthy Greenskin]

Phil saying he won't play Code Vein because he doesn't want to play Darksouls clones

He will play a remaster of Ghostbuters though because that is what the people are really crying out for

Edit. Phil saying that he will play Code Vein if his audience says it's actually good. As if he's ever listened to his audience's recommendations.

Apparently the bike cost '$300-ish', the instructions went from not in english to being broken english (Phil can't read instructions) which takes him 3 hours to build and then he wisely predicted of how cheap it is that is may break very soon and then lo and behold it did break.
He really sounds like a kid trying to make weak excuses why he hasn't done his homework with the amount of pauses, rambling and filler to try and think up the next sentence while trying to shed himself in the best light.

 

[Dandelion]

I encourage you guys to watch the eventual clips that are going to come out from the bike story he sperged out today on pre-stream.
It is one of the most unhinged stories I've ever heard. Every other sentence dripped with bullshit.

He even included a nice retcon of his swatting incident. He claims he didn't hear them immediately due to his headphones, and that they were outside yelling for over five minutes.

 

[DankSydePhil]

Phil saying he won't play Code Vein because he doesn't want to play Darksouls clones

He will play a remaster of Ghostbuters though because that is what the people are really crying out for

Edit. Phil saying that he will play Code Vein if his audience says it's actually good. As if he's ever listened to his audience's recommendations.

Apparently the bike cost '$300-ish', the instructions went from not in english to being broken english (Phil can't read instructions) which takes him 3 hours to build and then he wisely predicted of how cheap it is that is may break very soon and then lo and behold it did break.
He really sounds like a kid trying to make weak excuses why he hasn't done his homework with the amount of pauses, rambling and filler to try and think up the next sentence while trying to shed himself in the best light.

John Cena popping his head threw the wall: Are you sure about that?

 

[Iron Hamster]

He should be referred to from now on as IronsidePhil as homage to the great gay actor Raymond Burr.

 

[Raven'sChild]

Last night he canceled his 2nd stream to sit downstairs waiting for the movers. He has, however, not had any time to review any of the submissions posted on his forums for his Retrospective tomorrow. No time.

 

[Salubrious]

Phil spent probably 10 hours this week cowering in his room ashamed of himself

People like DSP don't feel shame.

At this point, DSP has genuinely pawned off responsibilty for the bike to the moving company and every second they don't rush over to his house is them fucking him over.

If you asked him yesterday or the day before why he wouldn't just take the bike apart at this point, he would say that it's not his job and the moving company needs to do theirs. DSP completely washed his hands of this bike the moment he called Amazon last week, and from that point on it was Amazon's responsiblity to get the bike out of the house; not his.

Phil lives in a gated community. The freight company theoretically would have to inform Phil they are at the gate so they could buzz them in. Once you know they are past the gate, you wait for them. The doorbell would not even factor in.

I didn't even think about that, but you're right; the moving company can't access the doorbell anyway, especially at 7 pm on a Friday.

Everything with DSP has layers of bullshit like a big stupid onion.

 

[clownpiss]

the update is 3~ days old

phil has had the same instance of his stream chat running for three days at least, and he fucking wonders why it stops working?

he literally keeps his stream chat open for days and maybe weeks without refreshing, closing his browser, or restarting his laptop

then he has the audacity to complain when it doesn't work, jesus christ

 

[Pargon]

the update is 3~ days old

phil has had the same instance of his stream chat running for three days at least, and he fucking wonders why it stops working?

he literally keeps his stream chat open for days and maybe weeks without refreshing, closing his browser, or restarting his laptop

then he has the audacity to complain when it doesn't work, jesus christ




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You can't be that surprised. He's admitted several times he doesn't update any software on his computers, including the OS. He refuses.

If Phil spends money on something it should work perfectly, with zero work or maintenance on his part, from the day he acquires it all the way to the heat death of the universe.

Entropy? What's that?

 

[Salubrious]

the update is 3~ days old

phil has had the same instance of his stream chat running for three days at least, and he fucking wonders why it stops working?

he literally keeps his stream chat open for days and maybe weeks without refreshing, closing his browser, or restarting his laptop

Why does DSP have Twitch open on his laptop at all? Isn't it easier to view and mod chat in the Streamlabs app?

 

[clownpiss]

You can't be that surprised. He's admitted several times he doesn't update any software on his computers, including the OS. He refuses.

If Phil spends money on something it should work perfectly, with zero work or maintenance on his part, from the day he acquires it all the way to the heat death of the universe.

Entropy? What's that?

from him talking about his bmw to him recently justifying why he uses windows 7 which is much better im used to him being lazy but I just think the lack of self awareness is funny, complaining about how something has an issue then blatantly saying how you neglect to do anything properly.

maybe he just doesn't give a shit because for him to still have people give him money they cant correlate that hey, if he's being disingenuous about little everyday things he probably is about his money too.

 

[Salubrious]

from him talking about his bmw to him recently justifying why he uses windows 7 which is much better im used to him being lazy but I just think the lack of self awareness is funny, complaining about how something has an issue then blatantly saying how you neglect to do anything properly.

maybe he just doesn't give a shit because for him to still have people give him money they cant correlate that hey, if he's being disingenuous about little everyday things he probably is about his money too.

In addition to his taxes begging, DSP is going to have to do a Windows 10 laptop begathon in February. Windows 7 is approaching end of life in 3 months, and after that there will be no security patches.

DSP's going to boomer his way into some malware and then "there's nothing he can do" but he "didn't do anything wrong."

 

[Meerkat Ink]

In addition to his taxes begging, DSP is going to have to do a Windows 10 laptop begathon in February. Windows 7 is approaching end of life in 3 months, and after that there will be no security patches.

DSP's going to boomer his way into some malware and then "there's nothing he can do" but he "didn't do anything wrong."

He doesn't update Windows and he's running McAffee Security, so it's no surprise why his laptop is slow and buggy. DSP is the type of guy to install a program by clicking next-next-next on the wizard and then wonder why he has 15 bing bars on his browser