The Awful Fursuit Thread - Viewer beware, you're in for a scare!

[GayGayGay]

WhyTF are parents letting their kids make and sell murrsuits? Get off your arse and tell little Timmy or Susie to stop being a furfag and get a real job.

Because it's less of a headache to let a kid do whatever the fuck they want, instead of being a present parent

 

[RoadkillHound]

WhyTF are parents letting their kids make and sell murrsuits? Get off your arse and tell little Timmy or Susie to stop being a furfag and get a real job.

Because it's less annoying than kids begging their parents for a suit i guess https://www.facebook.com/groups/203070933768850/permalink/554359865306620/

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Because it's less annoying than kids begging their parents for a suit i guess https://www.facebook.com/groups/203070933768850/permalink/554359865306620/

Link is broken but let me guess.
A child made a post about how they really want a Fursuit but mom and pops said, "Get a real hobby that don't involve spending your college funds and beastiality. And leave Fido alone or we'll give him away!" So they got butthurt.

Because it's less of a headache to let a kid do whatever the fuck they want, instead of being a present parent

Oh yeah, parenting is supposed to be easy and fun, not be a gargantuan task of making the next generation able to live in the world with little trouble as possible and have good morals.

Nah, Little Timmy wants to run around in a technicolour dog suit and yiff other furries at hotel conventions as he buys porn prints with his benefit money.
Life aspirations!

 

[RoadkillHound]

Link is broken but let me guess.
A child made a post about how they really want a Fursuit but mom and pops said, "Get a real hobby that don't involve spending your college funds and beastiality. And leave Fido alone or we'll give him away!" So they got butthurt.


Oh yeah, parenting is supposed to be easy and fun, not be a gargantuan task of making the next generation able to live in the world with little trouble as possible and have good morals.

Nah, Little Timmy wants to run around in a technicolour dog suit and yiff other furries at hotel conventions as he buys porn prints with his benefit money.
Life aspirations!

Oh dang it. Its a video from a furry group, you might have to be in the group to see it. Its a tiktok of a kid wearing a headbase (just the base, not even a full head) while the song Bills by Lucnmoney Lewis plays in the background. The first half of the video has the caption "Can I PLEASE get another fursuit???" while this kid awkwardly moves around and makes begging motions. And as the caption changes to "My Parents Response:" lyrics say "I got bills I gotta pay"

Like yeah of fucking course your parents don't wanna drop $1200 on a fucking fursuit youre gonna grow out of in a year. They have bills and shit to pay. Pay for it your god damned self you entitled little shit

 

[GayGayGay]

Oh dang it. Its a video from a furry group, you might have to be in the group to see it. Its a tiktok of a kid wearing a headbase (just the base, not even a full head) while the song Bills by Lucnmoney Lewis plays in the background. The first half of the video has the caption "Can I PLEASE get another fursuit???" while this kid awkwardly moves around and makes begging motions. And as the caption changes to "My Parents Response:" lyrics say "I got bills I gotta pay"

Like yeah of fucking course your parents don't wanna drop $1200 on a fucking fursuit youre gonna grow out of in a year. They have bills and shit to pay. Pay for it your god damned self you entitled little shit

Link is broken but let me guess.
A child made a post about how they really want a Fursuit but mom and pops said, "Get a real hobby that don't involve spending your college funds and beastiality. And leave Fido alone or we'll give him away!" So they got butthurt.


Oh yeah, parenting is supposed to be easy and fun, not be a gargantuan task of making the next generation able to live in the world with little trouble as possible and have good morals.

Nah, Little Timmy wants to run around in a technicolour dog suit and yiff other furries at hotel conventions as he buys porn prints with his benefit money.
Life aspirations!

Don't worry, I got it

Spoiler: cringe ass nae nae baby

Edit: mmmm typos whats new

 

[Dreams Mask]

Don't worry, I got it

That base looks like it's £400. Money could of been better spent on something other than that soul less thing

 

[RoadkillHound]

That base looks like it's £400. Money could of been better spent on something other than that soul less thing

I can guarantee you that base wasn't more than $80 if they bought it from someone else, and if they made it themselves then no way it be more than $30. Still money that could have been used something better, or they could at least bother to finish the fucking head before they parade it around as a "fursuit".

Also heres some more gems for your viewing displeasure.

Spoiler: The Hands dont even have fucking fingers

Spoiler: This is an actual profile pic on Facebook

Dudes bio says he "loves inflatables"

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Don't worry, I got it

Spoiler: cinge ass nae nae baby

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Oh wow! WTF?!! That was embarrassing to watch, literally e-begging for carpet! Kids need to socialise face-to-face more often so that they don't get groomed by furries online, join the fandom and get consumed by their unsedated sexual desires. Their peers will make fun of them for wanting to dress up in a suit and most likely get them out of that phase.

 

[Claude Speed]

Do you guys really enjoy nightmares?

 

[NoFeline]

Do you guys really enjoy nightmares?

Nightmares are all we know.

Spoiler

 

[Fidget]

New KiwiFarms user, been browsing this thread a lot recently, and I want in on the fun.

Spoiler: Shit-colored fur monster

Spoiler: The teeth... are they rotten?

Spoiler: This head looks like a boot

Spoiler: ''How to shave fur''

Spoiler: I forgot my eyes, sorry

Spoiler: What am I even looking at?

Spoiler: :shocked_emoji:

Spoiler: To end it all off, a 'murrsuit for sale' listing. Creepy vibes

 

[Kuchipatchi]

Spoiler: :shocked_emoji:

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LOL!! That got me laughing, great find! XD

Welcome to the Farms, enjoy your stay...when you're not looking at cringe.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

The great thing about fursuits is that the more effort is put into them, the creepier they get. The bottom tier of suits make you look like a garbage clown, but the better ones make you look like you should be on your knees at the end of the Shining.

 

[Fidget]

Oh boy, I went hunting again, and did I prepare a feast.

Spoiler: 80$

Spoiler: Creeper, aw man

Spoiler: Great way to say “I’m gay”

Spoiler: 🤡

Spoiler: ow the edge

Spoiler: what anime character is this

Spoiler: When you run out of fur

 

[RoadkillHound]

I unironically love the creeper one, the flat head with hot dog muzzle, the grandma night gown, it would be a beautiful cryptid hanging out in the backwoods of Kentucky.

 

[Tokotokomon]

Spoiler: "High quality realistic fursuit head"

Spoiler: Another child model

Spoiler: easy to breath

Spoiler: Fornite inspired

ew

Spoiler: small tail

This one isn't too bad but the pictures provided were kind of weird.

Spoiler: awful head base

 

[Bastard Beast]

Spoiler: Ferret for $1300

Spoiler: Cat for $200

Spoiler: Sabertooth Tiger for $1200

 

[Dr Pepper Defense League]

 

[awoo]

Spoiler: looks high as fuck

I want whatever this thing is on

Also it's 2019 people still take photos with flash photography? Unless you know what you're doing (you have a softbox) it's a surefire way to make any picture look amateurish. This is my experience in general coming from someone who doesn't even qualify as an amateur photographer.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

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I kinda like this one because of how depressing it is.