What's the worst song you've ever heard?

[EmpireOfTheClouds]

This song is very quickly climbing its way up my list.

That woman's voice alone makes me want to punch a baby.

 

[Syaoran Li]

Every song ever done by Crass.

Also, Nickelback's song "Photograph"

Even by Nickelback's abysmally low standards it sucks.

 

[Cockroach Wizard]

Baby its meant to be by Bebe Rexha. This song gives me a headache I hate it. Country pop is earrape.

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Also anything by Imagine Dragons is shit.

 

[The Great Citracett]

This one is pretty awful. A girl in my senior class was freakishly obsessed with this band and demanded this be our graduation song.

When the football team, who dictated everything at the school, said "Nope, we decided the class song is Fight for Your Right by the Beastie Boys," she had a complete meltdown and wouldn't speak to anyone for like a month.

 

[SweetWhosBeenGroundUp]

Anything by Luke Fictitious. I have never managed to work out whether he's a character or a real guy; he's got 74 YouTube subscribers and this video currently has 200 views but dear God.

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[Slowpoke Sonic]

I have a funny story to share. In high school, there was this kid named Mark who was a sound cloud rapper, (off to a great start already.) One day, after realizing that his trash music isn’t getting him any clout, he desides to do something really stupid. On instagram, posted something like “if this post gets 3,000 likes, I’m gonna smoke weed in class.” He was true to his word and did this.

He dropped the blunt lmfao.

He was expecting to get expelled, but the school only gave him a suspension, so he dropped out. (He was going to graduate in 3 weeks any way)

His rapper is “LOVEJUMEX” and yes, his music is trait trash.

holy fuck lol

 

[Dysnomia]

I have no idea what the song was. But a few months ago I am awakened at 2:30am by some car that has decided to park in front of the house blasting this music at ear piercing volume. It was rap in some.... language. God knows what one. But the worst part was the music itself. I can only describe it as clown music. It was so hilariously bad. Yet I doubt the song was a parody of any type. And they parked there for a good half an hour blaring their clown songs. If you are driving around in the wee hours blasting foreign clown music I think it's time to start seriously thinking over your life choices.

 

[Maamtis]

Imaging starting a music duo when neither of you can sing. Imagine then writing a diss track about someone cause you got trolled into thinking she dissed you first. Finally imagine only being remembered for a 15-second tiktok (yes Grammarly, the spelling triggers me too) clip based on least unlistenable part of your song.

 

[Sevatonius]

Two come to mind. First one that comes to mind is this song this guy in high school tried to impress me with. I had a few drinks in me and it wasn't sitting right, and all of a sudden "hey listen to this!" Like, I was going to be digging Thrash Metal just because I liked Industrial.

Second, it's not an objectively bad song, but just thinking about it brings back the early days of Youtube, where everyone made tribute videos or epic action video game compilations with this song blaring over it and it completely fucking ruined Requiem For A Dream for me a while.

Edit: just listened to it again and yeah, it's still killing me like it did in 2009-2012.... and then this song came screaming back up from my subconscious.

More songs that irk me

>Be the Red Hot Chili Peppers
>Write a buttload of buttrock music
>Lose a member to heroin addiction
>Write a surprisingly sensitive tribute song to him
>A few years later this abomination is spawned.

And then it happened to Gordan Lightfoot as well. A song about his divorce turned into... well... this.

 

[Shibaru]

I Hate Radioactive by Imagine Dragons and Literally Everything Pharell Williams has made in his Entire Career... Especially Happy.

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Two come to mind. First one that comes to mind is this song this guy in high school tried to impress me with. I had a few drinks in me and it wasn't sitting right, and all of a sudden "hey listen to this!" Like, I was going to be digging Thrash Metal just because I liked Industrial.

Second, it's not an objectively bad song, but just thinking about it brings back the early days of Youtube, where everyone made tribute videos or epic action video game compilations with this song blaring over it and it completely fucking ruined Requiem For A Dream for me a while.

Edit: just listened to it again and yeah, it's still killing me like it did in 2009-2012.... and then this song came screaming back up from my subconscious.

>saying 2009-2012 YouTube sucked when it was the silver age of the internet.
Fucking pleb. How about this for a bad song. Me and my aunt would literally flee around the FM band to get away from it.

 

[The Great Citracett]

This was a terrible country song from 2000:

Spoiler: Lyrics

Traffic jams, commuter lines
Monthly quotas, the daily grind
In a hurry and out of time
The pressure's on

They're pushing and shoving
They're living on the edge

[Chorus:]
Meanwhile, back at the ranch
Sitting on the front porch
Swinging with Blanche
World's running from an avalanche
Meanwhile, back at the ranch

The big computer's on the blink
Y2k, what a stink
They bring the city to the brink
But not out here

The only thing that we got on line
Is the fish we caught for suppertime
Well, let me tell you, peace of mind
Is the last frontier

They're pushing and shoving
They're living on the edge

[Repeat chorus]

Out there crawling
Like ants upon the ground
Oh, go home

Hear them calling
But the sky is falling
Down, down, down, down, down

Meanwhile, back at the ranch,
Sitting on my front porch
Swinging with Blanche
World's running from an avalanche

Was massively overplayed for about a month and then disappeared. Lazy-ass boomer-y lyrics and terrible rhymes, and it notably referenced Y2K about 6 months after absolutely nothing happened. It reached number 18 on the country charts.

The band almost immediately went bankrupt and got dropped from their label. In 2008 they reformed as the Clark Brothers and won a record deal on the "Next Great American Band" reality show, then changed their name to Sons of Sylvia and proceeded to go bankrupt, get dropped, and disappear once again.

 

[Tootsie Bear]

 

[Syaoran Li]

Every crust punk song ever.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Name a song off Creed's discography. Any of them.

"CHEEEEEELREN, DOWOWOWON'T STAWP DANSEEEEEN-"

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

I've heard this goddamn awful song like 4 times this past week and I fucking hate it.

 

[Slowpoke Sonic]

This song is awful, Nothing else.

 

[Absolutego]

The death throes of screamo in the late 2000's were really ... something.

 

[Picnic_Boy]

When I first heard the song Uma Thurman by Fallout Boy, everything phony and lazy in pop culture joined together like a shitty Voltron and raped me.

 

[chickenbutt]

This one stands the test of time for annoying, shitty earworms, I believe.