Containment Random Thoughts & Questions

[Dick Ramdass]

Since Fucking When did Commodore make a Flip Phone?
Also, it's pretty sad that chris actually thought Flip Phones were still high-tech in 2009, Remember: around this time the iPhone and many Android Devices began to take the market by storm.
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Flip phones died back in 2003, stores only sell them for elderly people or technophobes, but still it's hard to even find a flip phone anywhere.

 

[Dimetrodon]

Has Chris ever shown that he understands the concept of a lolcow or made any references to other lolcows besides Phil? He was reading the Farms at least for a time and was tricked into believing that Phil was Jack Thaddeus, but did he know of other lolcows before his mind was consumed with CPU Goddess shit?

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Has Chris ever shown that he understands the concept of a lolcow or made any references to other lolcows besides Phil? He was reading the Farms at least for a time and was tricked into believing that Phil was Jack Thaddeus, but did he know of other lolcows before his mind was consumed with CPU Goddess shit?

I remember he was aware of ADF because ADF had pissed on his father's grave IIRC which understandably pissed Chris off. Also other lolcows he is definitely aware of are Sockness and Hirtes.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

Has Chris ever shown that he understands the concept of a lolcow or made any references to other lolcows besides Phil? He was reading the Farms at least for a time and was tricked into believing that Phil was Jack Thaddeus, but did he know of other lolcows before his mind was consumed with CPU Goddess shit?

Guru Larry asked him if he was aware of Spax3 since he was another prolific sperg associated with Sonic. He simply replied that he didn’t know who that was.

 

[Mason Verger]

When's the last time Chris mentioned having autism? I still think he believes he cured it via binaural beats. "Magi-chan" can be occasionally somewhat candid when talking about Chris, but I never saw him play the autism card in any of his excuses for him. Simply put: does Chris think he is no longer autistic?

 

[Argh My Cigar]

When's the last time Chris mentioned having autism? I still think he believes he cured it via binaural beats. "Magi-chan" can be occasionally somewhat candid when talking about Chris, but I never saw him play the autism card in any of his excuses for him. Simply put: does Chris think he is no longer autistic?

Chris used autism as a way to explain why people seemed to dislike him and also to make himself feel unique. He probably hasn’t felt the need to since he gets pretty positive reception from strangers who are familiar with him (offline anyway). He has people approaching him and had a panel held in his honor, so now he can define himself as being a celebrity rather than being a high-functioning autistic.

 

[Mason Verger]

Chris used autism as a way to explain why people seemed to dislike him and also to make himself feel unique. He probably hasn’t felt the need to since he gets pretty positive reception from strangers who are familiar with him (offline anyway). He has people approaching him and had a panel held in his honor, so now he can define himself as being a celebrity rather than being a high-functioning autistic.

True, but he still faces uncontrollable external setbacks, getting booted from Too Many Games, the gym, people blocking him on Twitter etc. In the past that wouldve been due to kick the autistic. But now it's all because trolls and haters. I really am curious as to when was the last time he actually considered himself autistic.
But not curious enough to wade through two years of merge tweets.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Does anyone else feel jaded with the entire Chris experience?


Not only does he make me wanna vomit, but I also feel like his antics are passe and repetitive. Chris is starting to feel like one of those perpetual motion drinking bird toys, except you wanna hold the bird's head underwater until it stops moving.

 

[Argh My Cigar]

True, but he still faces uncontrollable external setbacks, getting booted from Too Many Games, the gym, people blocking him on Twitter etc. In the past that wouldve been due to kick the autistic. But now it's all because trolls and haters. I really am curious as to when was the last time he actually considered himself autistic.
But not curious enough to wade through two years of merge tweets.

For a good while until maybe the end of last year it was “trollz and haterz” (remember he fully adopted the LGBTQ attitude and they’re known for whining about being oppressed by society), but then it evolved into “non-believers” and those he deemed will be erased in the merge.

I wonder if a thousand years from now someone will believe Chris was a messiah of sorts. Yeshua (believed to be the historical Jesus) was considered something of a nuisance and a raving lunatic who claimed another world would converge on this one and incinerate the unworthy, soooooo...

 

[Mason Verger]

Does anyone else feel jaded with the entire Chris experience?


Not only does he make me wanna vomit, but I also feel like his antics are passe and repetitive. Chris is starting to feel like one of those perpetual motion drinking bird toys, except you wanna hold the bird's head underwater until it stops moving.

I know. Same. But I want to keep my account active for the possibly soon to come "F to pay respects" thread. Then a shan't ever look upon an autistic tranny again.

Well, barring trap situations on payday when cruising budget hookers on craigslist . But that's a numbers game more than anything.

 

[Leblanc]

If the dimensional merge somehow by some ungodly power that not even tzeench himself could predict SOME HOW actually happens. What would we all actually do?
I feel like some of us would try to create some kinda gurella cell and fight back against Chandler's incomprehensible new world order while some of us would try to grovel at the god/goddess/cosmic horror of the c64
Mostly we all would probably need a stiff drink

 

[Picklechu]

I remember he was aware of ADF because ADF had pissed on his father's grave IIRC which understandably pissed Chris off.

Nothing even remotely resembling that happened. Chris was aware of ADF because Thorg tried to start a tardfight and told Chris that ADF was Jack Thaddeus. I don't think that Hoovy has ever even set foot in Virginia. Additionally, I'm pretty sure Bob is off the ground in a vault-style internment.

ADF apparently shat on a Holocaust memorial at some point, but that's the closest he's ever coming to doing anything to a grave.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Nothing even remotely resembling that happened. Chris was aware of ADF because Thorg tried to start a tardfight and told Chris that ADF was Jack Thaddeus. I don't think that Hoovy has ever even set foot in Virginia. Additionally, I'm pretty sure Bob is off the ground in a vault-style internment.

ADF apparently shat on a Holocaust memorial at some point, but that's the closest he's ever coming to doing anything to a grave.

Oh it's cause I just remember seeing a video years ago of someone pissing on supposedly Bob's grave and bragging about it. Must be bad memory

 

[The American Hedgehog]

When's the last time Chris mentioned having autism? I still think he believes he cured it via binaural beats. "Magi-chan" can be occasionally somewhat candid when talking about Chris, but I never saw him play the autism card in any of his excuses for him. Simply put: does Chris think he is no longer autistic?

Did a quick Twitter search for autism and Chris's account names. He mentioned his autism via Magi-Chan last month:

 

[Exceptionally Exceptional]

So has anybody figured out what the fuck is up with that CandyChanSonchu sped? Seems "she" (the jury is still out on this one) protected her account.

Has anyone figured out yet if this is a legitimate love interest (fucking ew), a weén, or maybe someone who's decided to go after Chris for quick cash ala Wise and Boyd?

 

[Tikbalang]

Did a quick Twitter search for autism and Chris's account names. He mentioned his autism via Magi-Chan last month:

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How do we know he's not "not autistic"? He digresses.

 

[Mason Verger]

Did a quick Twitter search for autism and Chris's account names. He mentioned his autism via Magi-Chan last month:

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Interesting. Funny how magi-Chan throws Chris a lot of passive aggressive shade in these tweets. It’s the only believable part of their marriage.

Twitter Chris talks himself up as an all powerful god of every possible dimension that’s completely beyond reproach. Then magi-Chans all “pardon my wife lol, she has mental issues. But she’s getting much better..”

 

[Kosher Dill]

Does anyone else feel jaded with the entire Chris experience?

There is no "Chris experience" anymore. Just the experience of people wanting to stick their hand up his ass as a sockpuppet, and people wanting to stick their dick up his ass.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Twitter Chris talks himself up as an all powerful god of every possible dimension that’s completely beyond reproach. Then magi-Chans all “pardon my wife lol, she has mental issues. But she’s getting much better..”

He's pulling a good cop/ bad cop to try and make himself look more endearing and whiteknight himself.

and people wanting to stick their dick up his ass.

Since when did Sockness count as more than one person? I guess it's because of the gunt.

 

[Mr. 0]

@Null was right when he said chris needs to get hit by a car, because that's going to be the only way to stop all this bull