Cultcow Russell Greer / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

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If you were Taylor Swift, whom would you rather date?

  • Russell Greer

    Votes: 117 4.5%

  • Travis Kelce

    Votes: 138 5.3%

  • Null

    Votes: 1,449 55.9%

  • Kanye West

    Votes: 283 10.9%

  • Ariana Grande

    Votes: 607 23.4%
  • Total voters
    2,594
UselessRubberKeyboard said:
It means he sleeps with his eyes open, too. Let that horror sink in for a moment. A few Kiwis in this thread have pointed out that Russ's strange marionette-like jerky movements may be due to him being unable to move his eyes. He moves his head when a normal person would move their eyes, leading him to snap his head around like something out of Joe90, when he's doing such simple actions as breaking eye contact with the camera while taking a breath or thinking, for example.
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Sleeps with his eyes open?? Now that’s a whole new level of creepy. Do his eyes just tear constantly at night and get crusty? Gross.

Sorry. I mean... BLUCK!!!
 
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Remember this girl who Russ used to bug, until he unfollowed in disgust when she started dating another girl?

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AbraCadaver said:
The catfish telling him that Swift listened to it and is planning on ripping it off for her next album.

Then waiting for her next album to see which song Greer furiously identifies as having been unlawfully inspired by his own work.
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The best part of that is that he'll be arguing that part of Swift's album sounds like his song even though it clearly doesn't, and there's even odds he won't even listen to Swift's album to know that in the first place.
 
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I still have to laugh at how Russ keeps insisting that a channel with 200k subscribers is "popular". That's hardly popular channel numbers, even for a creepy pasta channel. That's moderate views at best. Of course, its himself that he's trying to convince. "My story is on a channel with hundreds of thousands of subscribers! I'm finally making it! I'll be in the Biz in no time!"
 
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The Dude said:
I still have to laugh at how Russ keeps insisting that a channel with 200k subscribers is "popular". That's hardly popular channel numbers, even for a creepy pasta channel. That's moderate views at best. Of course, its himself that he's trying to convince. "My story is on a channel with hundreds of thousands of subscribers! I'm finally making it! I'll be in the Biz in no time!"
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Yeah a few horror story channels I follow (don't judge me I need background noise and something to listen to as I go to sleep,) have anywhere from 400k to 4.3 million.
 
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Lady Beaver said:
He’s the creepiest fucker to ever shit between two shoes!
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Something struck me when I was listening to Rackets analyze Rusty's book... well, two things. One, Rusty doesn't really have a creative mind and most of his "visions" like the golden lights on his wall seem to be taken from teachings he read during his Mormon upbringing.

The other is that he is old. Like really old. I'm older than Rusty and some of the choices he makes are barely timely for me. He references things from the 80s like Growing Pains and Snap's "I've Got the Power". He uses words like "woo" without any irony. His entire method of speaking seems to be 30 years older than he is.
 
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SamTheEagle said:
Now I'm curious if he's ever used "necking and petting," another phrase among Mormons that just won't seem to finally die.
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No, in his hooker book he did say "making out" like a normal person. I think we would have seen that in the hooker book if he used it.

Also, I was listening to LPOTL's Mormonism podcast and they mentioned that there are stores for Mormon youths that sell "mission packs" which contain (among other things) a suit. Could Russell's suit have come from his mission pack? I'd imagine those are cheapy cheap cheap suits made by the sweatiest sweatshops in China, it's a wonder it wouldn't have fallen apart by now if so.
 
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SamTheEagle said:
Now I'm curious if he's ever used "necking and petting," another phrase among Mormons that just won't seem to finally die.
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Maybe in his other pamphlet? (Already answered, thanks PolexiaAphrodisia) He doesn't seem to get cozy with the street lingo. He doesn't say "we fucked", he says "we had sex". He doesn't say "I got a blow job", he says "she began to suck me my penis". I don't recall him ever referring to any sex act or organ by anything other than it's most innocuous name. It's fascinating. It seems as if while he's "rejected" the Mormon church (didn't he get ex-communicated?) he still fears judgement by using naughty words.
 
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Dead Hams said:
Maybe in his other pamphlet? (Already answered, thanks PolexiaAphrodisia) He doesn't seem to get cozy with the street lingo. He doesn't say "we fucked", he says "we had sex". He doesn't say "I got a blow job", he says "she began to suck me my penis". I don't recall him ever referring to any sex act or organ by anything other than it's most innocuous name. It's fascinating. It seems as if while he's "rejected" the Mormon church (didn't he get ex-communicated?) he still fears judgement by using naughty words.
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He's a Mormon still except for the fact he's open about both having sex out of wedlock, and paying for it. He doesn't drink alcohol, I think he avoid caffeine, and he usually doesn't swear except when he's really pissed off. He quit being Mormon because someone in the church hierarchy told him maybe he shouldn't pin all his hopes on finding a wife in this life. Russ being Russ, he interpreted that as the guy saying "fuck you no one wants you" and started the path that lead him to us.
 
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There are some other phrases he's used that stick out to me. " I wanted to swoon her with my efforts or gestures or whatever, I wanted to sway her..." WTF? Swoon her doesn't even grammar. Maker her swoon, maybe, but she might hit her head and require medical attention.
Otoh, he might subconsciously be saying that he hoped listening to his stupid song would render her unconscious and thus easier to " woo"
 
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Dead Hams said:
I don't recall him ever referring to any sex act or organ by anything other than it's most innocuous name.
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Well, Rusty used the expression ''cockblock'' when describing what TS agents did to him when they refused to pass his gifts to her. But we kinda agreed about the reason he used that one, which is he doesn't know what it really means.
 
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