DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

  • 🐕 I am attempting to get the site runnning as fast as possible. If you are experiencing slow page load times, please report it.
Status
Not open for further replies.
Haven't really followed DSP for a while now

I just heard he was interviewed by TheQuarterPounder but that the questions are soft, is it worth listening to the 2 hrs of DSP's bs?
 
  • Optimistic
Reactions: Toilet Man
Hearing dog barking through his headphones.
View attachment 953998
Dude can hear a dog barking outside, jasper’s bell, kat getting home, landscapers, trash dudes, but can’t hear his door bell 🤔. Someone else mentioned it but he might’ve had to let them in at the gate, but if that’s the case they must’ve had to call him.
Haven't really followed DSP for a while now

I just heard he was interviewed by TheQuarterPounder but that the questions are soft, is it worth listening to the 2 hrs of DSP's bs?
Idk haven’t heard it myself but i think tevin’s streaming it later today. I’ll probably watch it through him so he can filter the autism for me
 
  • Like
Reactions: Toilet Man
Hearing dog barking through his headphones.
View attachment 953998
He wasn't wearing his headphone.
See, this is why he has a camera, to debunk mentally ill detractors.

However I haven't understood a single word he said over the way too loud game. Happens when he sausages in his couch and whispers to himself, I guess. Man of the crowd, smears finger sauce in his hair and watches a match in silence. Give him money.
 
Phil's nervousness in the presence of any sort of dark skin is I think the best discovery this board has made all year. A small part of me actually thinks he might have experienced some sort of legitimate trauma.

Whether it's that or just plain ol' racism it's hilarious and I think they should be studied and catalogued so I'm gonna make a thread on it.

EDIT: if anyone has any idea who first noticed it, lemme know so I can credit 'em.
N0thingICanDo https://kiwifarms.net/threads/darksydephil-theycallmedsp-phil-burnell.975/page-4331#post-4689757
 
He wasn't wearing his headphone.
See, this is why he has a camera, to debunk mentally ill detractors.

However I haven't understood a single word he said over the way too loud game. Happens when he sausages in his couch and whispers to himself, I guess. Man of the crowd, smears finger sauce in his hair and watches a match in silence. Give him money.
He said "I think I hear dog barking outside. I was hearing weird noises, so I was like - what is that, so I took my headphones out".
 
He said "I think I hear dog barking outside. I was hearing weird noises, so I was like - what is that, so I took my headphones out".
Oh shit, you're right, sorry. Let me change the rating on that. I was really confused by his long pause until he said something.
Oh wauw, there is no way he wouldn't hear a doorbell when he could hear a dog (or the bell on his cat). Unless his doorbell has the softest sound there is, or he shut off the sound so it won't interfere with his peak performance life streams.
 
Dude can hear a dog barking outside, jasper’s bell, kat getting home, landscapers, trash dudes, but can’t hear his door bell 🤔. Someone else mentioned it but he might’ve had to let them in at the gate, but if that’s the case they must’ve had to call him.

Idk haven’t heard it myself but i think tevin’s streaming it later today. I’ll probably watch it through him so he can filter the autism for me
Oh shit, you're right, sorry. Let me change the rating on that. I was really confused by his long pause until he said something.
Oh wauw, there is no way he wouldn't hear a doorbell when he could hear a dog (or the bell on his cat). Unless his doorbell has the softest sound there is, or he shut off the sound so it won't interfere with his peak performance life streams.
He explained this. Its the soundproofing on his walls. Those foam squares and his noise cancelling headphones were why he didn't hear the swat team outside yelling at his townhouse over bull horns for 5-6 mins...
 
phil knows that noise cancelling doesn't mean "block random sounds" right?
it just tries to get rid of staticy sounds

it's not really needed in his set up, he doesn't even listen to what he's playing anyway
they don't even do that. The foam just prevents echoes.

Sound is a wave so when it hits a flat surface it bounces back and makes an echo. The foam has those angles to deflect the wave so it goes in different directions.

Since Phil uses headphones, the only sound problem would be his voice.

Since only his voice is the source of noise, he only would need soundproofing in front of his face. The soundproofing behind him is just for show.
 
they don't even do that. The foam just prevents echoes.
i was talking about the headphones
also yes the foam just stops echoes
they can't stop noises from outside since that can just go through walls if it's bass enough
and if you have an open window, it can't do shit to stop noise
besides he has a couch and carpet and the room isn't that big so echos aren't a deal
 
  • Like
Reactions: Sparkletor
Philipo is still salty about Tevin "stealing".
1.png
2.png
3.png
 
gout.jpg


- Courtesy of DSP Archives

This to me is Phil at his most autistic. While there is no "guidebook" on how to be a better streamer, you could make the argument that there are hundreds (and maybe even thousands) of people who do exactly what Phil does and does it better. Most streamers (barring titty streamers) do care about their audience, since they're the ones paying their bills.

Phil however treats them like dollar amounts and marks that he needs to squeeze just to make a buck, and judging from how much he made last stream, I think (or rather, hope) that his fans are starting to understand that. Phil's making his fans pay an unrealistic total amount per week without any incentive while his fans get nothing in return. He streams the same shit every stream, is scared to play new releases unless he gets the game for free or gets paid, and only plays the newest games when the hype dies down. And when he's streaming he's either stroking his e-dick, bringing up his bills, banning people, or crying about detractors., all while shilling and begging for money. Same shit, different stream.

But apparently, if you think that you're an unrealistic, overcritical, internet armchair quarterback. This dude told Phil exactly why Phil should be more transparent and to save on his money, but Phil of course cried and called him an idiot. The retardation is too much to bear at this point.
 
Phil however treats them like dollar amounts and marks that he needs to squeeze just to make a buck, and judging from how much he made last stream, I think (or rather, hope) that his fans are starting to understand that. Phil's making his fans pay an unrealistic total amount per week without any incentive while his fans get nothing in return.
im starting to think his fans may also be burned out on his "retrospective" streams there is only so many times you can watch a fat man laugh at his own jokes before you get tired of it
 
088d633338c48f9c243bd552a39be289.png


Guy who's 99% in debt and has to beg online for money to pay his taxes wants to have a food place that's better than Subway

What happened to that italian restaurant he wanted?
 
View attachment 954265

- Courtesy of DSP Archives

This to me is Phil at his most autistic. While there is no "guidebook" on how to be a better streamer, you could make the argument that there are hundreds (and maybe even thousands) of people who do exactly what Phil does and does it better. Most streamers (barring titty streamers) do care about their audience, since they're the ones paying their bills.

Phil however treats them like dollar amounts and marks that he needs to squeeze just to make a buck, and judging from how much he made last stream, I think (or rather, hope) that his fans are starting to understand that. Phil's making his fans pay an unrealistic total amount per week without any incentive while his fans get nothing in return. He streams the same shit every stream, is scared to play new releases unless he gets the game for free or gets paid, and only plays the newest games when the hype dies down. And when he's streaming he's either stroking his e-dick, bringing up his bills, banning people, or crying about detractors., all while shilling and begging for money. Same shit, different stream.

But apparently, if you think that you're an unrealistic, overcritical, internet armchair quarterback. This dude told Phil exactly why Phil should be more transparent and to save on his money, but Phil of course cried and called him an idiot. The exceptionalism is too much to bear at this point.
"especially for me, someone who was there at the start of it all." Fuck off with this shit. It always annoys me whenever Phil acts like he's some pioneer of putting gaming videos on the internet, which isn't even remotely true. Even if you were going by semantics and Phil meant from the start on YouTube, it's still bullshit. This statement makes even less sense considering the context is about streaming, and Phil didn't jump on that ship until years after everyone else did when he had to be dragged kicking and screaming by his fans to do so. Also love how Phil plays the "I'm human and make mistakes" card when he never once owns up to his mistakes or learns from them like normal people do. It's not his fault he's a terrible streamer, it's your fault for not liking his streams. His streams are so well-received and he's so successful that he has to beg for money from teenagers and wheelchairs every single day of his life.

View attachment 954281

Guy who's 99% in debt and has to beg online for money to pay his taxes wants to have a food place that's better than Subway

What happened to that italian restaurant he wanted?
Italian food is too expensive, dood, can't afford to open an Italian restaurant. Sandwiches are cheaper which means sandwich shops are cheap to operate! Phil has a business degree and goes out to eat a lot so he knows how to operate a food establishment of any kind. And those standards he sets for himself: better than Subway (what's with his obsession of Subway anyway?). Wow, incredible, give Phil his Michelin star now.
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back