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Mason Verger said:
Interesting. Funny how magi-Chan throws Chris a lot of passive aggressive shade in these tweets. It’s the only believable part of their marriage.

Twitter Chris talks himself up as an all powerful god of every possible dimension that’s completely beyond reproach. Then magi-Chans all “pardon my wife lol, she has mental issues. But she’s getting much better..”
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I feel like thats a small part of his sanity speaking...a very small sanity.
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Does anyone else feel jaded with the entire Chris experience?

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Not only does he make me wanna vomit, but I also feel like his antics are passe and repetitive. Chris is starting to feel like one of those perpetual motion drinking bird toys, except you wanna hold the bird's head underwater until it stops moving.
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The discussion around Chris and his orbiters is more entertaining than anything he's done in a while. He hasn't done anything remotely funny in a while but some of the reactions he has caused and his interactions with others are interesting to discuss and poke fun at still.
 
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Remember how Chris fell for that "Black Diamond Disney VHS" scam?

Why would he go on to only try to sell Aladdin? That would go on to be the final release of the Black Diamonds.

He could have tried Lady & the Tramp, or Cinderalla. Not the 90s movie
 
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ExceptionallyExceptional said:
So has anybody figured out what the fuck is up with that CandyChanSonchu sped? Seems "she" (the jury is still out on this one) protected her account.
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Has anyone figured out yet if this is a legitimate love interest (fucking ew), a weén, or maybe someone who's decided to go after Chris for quick cash ala Wise and Boyd?
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It's some sort of crappy attempt at one of those ARG accounts (this being an individual who's supposedly raising some homunculus egg) with a CWC twist the last time I checked.
 
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ExceptionallyExceptional said:
So has anybody figured out what the fuck is up with that CandyChanSonchu sped? Seems "she" (the jury is still out on this one) protected her account.
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Has anyone figured out yet if this is a legitimate love interest (fucking ew), a weén, or maybe someone who's decided to go after Chris for quick cash ala Wise and Boyd?
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Probably a weén using some random person's pics (ala Quinn). Only thing one is going a different route by doing the whole dimensional shit and seems to be a tranny
 
In the future, Chris might want a VR device and using it as his virtual porn experience. Chris jerk off to a Magi-chan and Mew2 models with some pre-recorded voice.
Autumnal Equinox said:
Go back and watch the Christmas video. You can tell Bob had resigned himself to his sad state of life even then. It's honestly a little depressing to watch.
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Abandoning his family was his biggest mistake.
 
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Beijing said:
Patreons are dropping like flies and commenting on being ignored. Time to mail out some Sonichu books before his monthly take is less than Coles.
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I checked and it is on $100something as always. Complaint comments are old as far as I can tell without seeing the private posts.

That he has even a single patreon is still dumbfounding, though. And to think that with sub-human, minimal effort he was doing semi-decent money (a fortune, if you compare effort/revenue) back in the day when he updated it semiregularly...
 
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Tikbalang said:
Abandoning his family was his biggest mistake.
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I believe Barb is the entire factor as to why Bob's kids cut him off. It's been stated plenty of times ,but her entire family hates her, plus she has a son that wants nothing to do with her even if he's bitter for the wrong reasons.. In fact the only one in her family who doesn't hate her is Chris and that's primarily due to years of her emotionally manipulating and coddling him. He's also very gullible and has no self awareness to realize how weird his relationship with Barb is.
 
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FunkyFresh87 said:
I believe Barb is the entire factor as to why Bob's kids cut him off. It's been stated plenty of times ,but her entire family hates her, plus she has a son that wants nothing to do with her even if he's bitter for the wrong reasons.. In fact the only one in her family who doesn't hate her is Chris and that's primarily due to years of her emotionally manipulating and coddling him. He's also very gullible and has no self awareness to realize how weird his relationship with Barb is.
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Bob and his first wife separated in 1976 and divorced in 1980. Bob and Barb were married in 1980. It's possible that Barb played a role, but I don't think we have a record of when Bob and Barb met, only that it was at a karaoke night at a bar that a friend of Cole's worked at (and if we did have a record, I think it's been lost, since I looked for the date about a year ago).
 
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Most recent comment is in the Sonichu 15 page 64 update from the last week. "David" is not happy. Looks like the comments in the last month are him.
 
Picklechu said:
Bob and his first wife separated in 1976 and divorced in 1980. Bob and Barb were married in 1980. It's possible that Barb played a role, but I don't think we have a record of when Bob and Barb met, only that it was at a karaoke night at a bar that a friend of Cole's worked at (and if we did have a record, I think it's been lost, since I looked for the date about a year ago).
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I wonder if Barb or Bob's other kids would be involved if Barb and Chris weren't so horrid.

They've done a miraculous job of ignoring their little brother that I have to feel a bit bad for Chris.

Maybe a older brother or sister would have been a good thing, get him out of that situation sometimes.

Hell, I would have liked to have a brother or sister to argue with.

I'm not saying they're not justified, but (c'mon, DID Cole really try aside from two guilted visits and using his real dad as a bargaining chip) DID they ever try to be good sibs at all to Chris?

If he was my half-brother I would have tried.
 
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Beijing said:
Most recent comment is in the Sonichu 15 page 64 update from the last week. "David" is not happy. Looks like the comments in the last month are him.
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I checked a few weeks ago and Chris was on $180ish, now it's down to $150.

The fact that all he needs to do is spend ten minutes out of a whole month to do a crappy black and white rip off of another comic AND HE DOESN'T is absurd!

But then again I doubt he'll notice the dip until it reaches the two digits.
 
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