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To quote Tevin "DSP's already been canceled that's why he begs every day". DSP got canceled before cancel culture was a thing.

Actually a great point. Everything Phil has happen to him, it is fully self inflicted. He's just trying to cling to something so he can't be at fault, like he always does, he's never done anything wrong.

But it boggles my fucking mind that I still keep seeing people cuck and white knight for Phil.
 
Has it already been discussed how happy and calm he seemed at the end of Sunday's "fundraiser" after getting 1/10th of his $1000 goal? Not a mention of low tips during the last quarter, at the end, or the next day.

This month's estimate will be way off. I'm 99% convinced he got something ~behind the scenes~
perhaps planetjeff actually did come through but phil thought it would be suspicious for jeff to meet the goal again so he had him make up the difference behind the scenes
 
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Has it already been discussed how happy and calm he seemed at the end of Sunday's "fundraiser" after getting 1/10th of his $1000 goal? Not a mention of low tips during the last quarter, at the end, or the next day.
This month's estimate will be way off. I'm 99% convinced he got something ~behind the scenes~
its a bit conspiratorial but what if he wanted to fail? the last time he had a big goal planetcuck came in to "save the day" and he sets the same amount and planetcuck is nowhere to be seen.
pretty fucking unlikely but it is weird that he'd set another goal that high if he knew his biggest whale isn't going to show up
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I've said it already, but I'm convinced the reason he set the tips goal to $1,000 for the "Special Retrospective" was because it was a topic of discussion during TheQuartering interview, the day previous. You'll notice Phil rapidly gains momentum in talking as the interview progresses, as he gets into the flow of it. There's a conversation 30 minutes in about how "everyone who contributed was SUPER happy" at the 1K cat reveal. It's only asshole trolls who spin it into something it's not. There was a minute where Phil was talking about the "conspiracy" of Planet Jeff coming in at the tail end to casually drop $1K, with Phil reflecting on how setting the goal so high actually succeeded because "I know my fans will support me if I ask them to".

The point is; I believe it dawned on Phil the day before the Retrospective that he might have discovered a secret to making large amounts of money by setting the goal improbably high, that the 1K cat reveal was not a fluke. And I believe he set it to $1K to test that. Also, emboldened by the interview, and justified in his mind by his looming payments.

I see much more people laughing at the fact that he only received $140/1000 the other day, when he still received $140. He could put an astronomical tips goal beside all his streams and play it off as a failure, and still walk away with $100+. Phil is always spinning plates and pulling strings, when it's a "slow-day", you have a wave of support the following day to fill the perceived gap. The Special Retrospective was a "failure", so we need to step up tomorrow to make up for the lack of support the previous day. Phil is basically tweaking around with manipulative appeal system.

Something amusing I never thought about was there was never a reward at the end of the tunnel if the $1K was met, unlike the cat reveal. As with the daily $100 tips goal, there is no reward.

TheQuartering 1K cat full segment [6:40]
 

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View attachment 956695I've said it already, but I'm convinced the reason he set the tips goal to $1,000 for the "Special Retrospective" was because it was a topic of discussion during TheQuartering interview, the day previous. You'll notice Phil rapidly gains momentum in talking as the interview progresses, as he gets into the flow of it. There's a conversation 30 minutes in about how "everyone who contributed was SUPER happy" at the 1K cat reveal. It's only asshole trolls who spin it into something it's not. There was a minute where Phil was talking about the "conspiracy" of Planet Jeff coming in at the tail end to casually drop $1K, with Phil reflecting on how setting the goal so high actually succeeded because "I know my fans will support me if I ask them to".

The point is; I believe it dawned on Phil the day before the Retrospective that he might have discovered a secret to making large amounts of money by setting the goal improbably high, that the 1K cat reveal was not a fluke. And I believe he set it to $1K to test that. Also, emboldened by the interview, and justified in his mind by his looming payments.

I see much more people laughing at the fact that he only received $140/1000 the other day, when he still received $140. He could put an astronomical tips goal beside all his streams and play it off as a failure, and still walk away with $100+. Phil is always spinning plates and pulling strings, when it's a "slow-day", you have a wave of support the following day to fill the perceived gap. The Special Retrospective was a "failure", so we need to step up tomorrow to make up for the lack of support the previous day. Phil is basically tweaking around with manipulative appeal system.

Something amusing I never thought about was there was never a reward at the end of the tunnel if the $1K was met, unlike the cat reveal. As with the daily $100 tips goal, there is no reward.
Phil: “I need financial support”
Also Phil: “here’s a random number that I pulled out of my head that I can just gaslight if I don’t meet it”
 
View attachment 956695I've said it already, but I'm convinced the reason he set the tips goal to $1,000 for the "Special Retrospective" was because it was a topic of discussion during TheQuartering interview, the day previous. You'll notice Phil rapidly gains momentum in talking as the interview progresses, as he gets into the flow of it. There's a conversation 30 minutes in about how "everyone who contributed was SUPER happy" at the 1K cat reveal. It's only asshole trolls who spin it into something it's not. There was a minute where Phil was talking about the "conspiracy" of Planet Jeff coming in at the tail end to casually drop $1K, with Phil reflecting on how setting the goal so high actually succeeded because "I know my fans will support me if I ask them to".

The point is; I believe it dawned on Phil the day before the Retrospective that he might have discovered a secret to making large amounts of money by setting the goal improbably high, that the 1K cat reveal was not a fluke. And I believe he set it to $1K to test that. Also, emboldened by the interview, and justified in his mind by his looming payments.

I see much more people laughing at the fact that he only received $140/1000 the other day, when he still received $140. He could put an astronomical tips goal beside all his streams and play it off as a failure, and still walk away with $100+. Phil is always spinning plates and pulling strings, when it's a "slow-day", you have a wave of support the following day to fill the perceived gap. The Special Retrospective was a "failure", so we need to step up tomorrow to make up for the lack of support the previous day. Phil is basically tweaking around with manipulative appeal system.

Something amusing I never thought about was there was never a reward at the end of the tunnel if the $1K was met, unlike the cat reveal. As with the daily $100 tips goal, there is no reward.


TheQuartering 1K cat full segment [6:40]
Kind of related. Yesterday he made a point to say "WAU GUYS, IT'S REALLY WEIRD THAT EVERYONE THAT'S CHEERED TODAY GAVE 100 BITS, LIKE, NO ONE HAS DONE ANYTHING LARGER." Not 30 seconds after that, someone gave him 1000 bits. The pignosis is MASSIVELY strong.
 
View attachment 956695I've said it already, but I'm convinced the reason he set the tips goal to $1,000 for the "Special Retrospective" was because it was a topic of discussion during TheQuartering interview, the day previous. You'll notice Phil rapidly gains momentum in talking as the interview progresses, as he gets into the flow of it. There's a conversation 30 minutes in about how "everyone who contributed was SUPER happy" at the 1K cat reveal. It's only asshole trolls who spin it into something it's not. There was a minute where Phil was talking about the "conspiracy" of Planet Jeff coming in at the tail end to casually drop $1K, with Phil reflecting on how setting the goal so high actually succeeded because "I know my fans will support me if I ask them to".

The point is; I believe it dawned on Phil the day before the Retrospective that he might have discovered a secret to making large amounts of money by setting the goal improbably high, that the 1K cat reveal was not a fluke. And I believe he set it to $1K to test that. Also, emboldened by the interview, and justified in his mind by his looming payments.

I see much more people laughing at the fact that he only received $140/1000 the other day, when he still received $140. He could put an astronomical tips goal beside all his streams and play it off as a failure, and still walk away with $100+. Phil is always spinning plates and pulling strings, when it's a "slow-day", you have a wave of support the following day to fill the perceived gap. The Special Retrospective was a "failure", so we need to step up tomorrow to make up for the lack of support the previous day. Phil is basically tweaking around with manipulative appeal system.

Something amusing I never thought about was there was never a reward at the end of the tunnel if the $1K was met, unlike the cat reveal. As with the daily $100 tips goal, there is no reward.


TheQuartering 1K cat full segment [6:40]
The stream had no goal because the stream itself was a goal. "If you give me $1,250 in subscription money, I will watch YouTube videos and goat laugh. Please give me $1000"

This has happened so many times. Every month. If we hit 500 subs I will hold a begging marathon. Like, wow. Wake up sheeple. Pay Phil to beg? This has happened for the last 2-3 years on a monthly basis. The Quartering just asks, "Why so people unfairly hate you"? PEOPLE DISLIKE PHIL BECAUSE HE CHARGES $1000 TO HOLD A FUNDRAISER TO RAISE AN ADDITIONAL $1000.

Phil charges money for people to ask him questions on Ask the King. He then asks for money while answering those questions. He charges money to celebrate Haloween and Christmas. He then wants, no he expects huge contributions because its a holiday. "Thanks for reaching the sub goal to celebrate Christmas. Please tip. Tipping helps immediately."

Phil is a beggar that holds out his hat asking for money. When he gets enough money, he uses it to buy a bigger hat.
 
What is the hat in that analogy? Because if the hat represents the gear he uses for his job, it's not quite on point. More like he holds out his hat asking for money, then when he gets enough money, he uses it to buy a more comfortable hat we don't get to see, and he goes back to begging with his old scuffed hat.
 
What is the hat in that analogy? Because if the hat represents the gear he uses for his job, it's not quite on point. More like he holds out his hat asking for money, then when he gets enough money, he uses it to buy a more comfortable hat we don't get to see, and he goes back to begging with his old scuffed hat.
you know how guitarists on the street hold open there case for people to just drop in money? like that except phil doesn't provide a service worth donating to, the hat would be the guitar case but instead of buying a better guitar he just gets a bigger case and expects you to think his old run down guitar with a few picks inside the body is good enough
 
you know how guitarists on the street hold open there case for people to just drop in money? like that except phil doesn't provide a service worth donating to, the hat would be the guitar case but instead of buying a better guitar he just gets a bigger case and expects you to think his old run down guitar with a few picks inside the body is good enough
Except there is no guitar. Just a case.
 
you know how guitarists on the street hold open there case for people to just drop in money? like that except phil doesn't provide a service worth donating to, the hat would be the guitar case but instead of buying a better guitar he just gets a bigger case and expects you to think his old run down guitar with a few picks inside the body is good enough
Dsp the street musician: Guys, if we reach enough donations I'll have a special event where I will play all my greatest hits... On my 1984 walkman. Umm, no I can't let you hear the songs, moron. Copyright laws! All the money goes directly to bills! I could lose my spot under the bridge!

K1db0rnaft3r2000 says, "a walkman? What a boomer" Umm, no! Baby Boomers were born in the 1950's! Ack ack ack! What an idiot. I was born in 1982. This shows the average intelligence of someone who doesn't tip.

Random_passer_by_200 asks, "Bills? You have a pint of gin in your pocket" Umm, wrong! That's none of your business!

PoilceOfficerJones says, "Sir you can't panhandle here and you are publicly intoxicated". Umm, no! There is no gate! AM I BEING DETAINED? Okay folks the best way to help right now is to post my bail.
 
The fucking excuses this motherfucker comes up with to avoid playing new games (or games in general) are fucking crazy. Remakes and redemption runs and replays, forever. Can't wait to see the remake of that 10 year old Ghostbuster game rolled out in between continuing streams of DQ Builders 2 and Minecraft. How the fuck does he retain any sort of audience with this stale shit?
 
To make up for not doing the monthly roundup yet (hopefully tomorrow night), here's some what-the-fuck action for you all. If you stopped by stream yesterday, you may have noticed a chatter by the name of survivesweettreat. They were the top cheerer (1k bits), but they did a total of about 6700 bits, generally 100 bits at a time asking...questions. But if you go to Phil's Twitch now, you might notice that the top spot on the leaderboard is mysteriously...empty. "Maybe survivesweettreat got banned for something," you might say. Nope, but survivesweettreat's Twitch account is gone. Not a name change (I checked). Just gone, like a fart in the wind, after cheering $115 worth of bits (and maybe tipping a few times too).

Phil's 'tism sphere is truly unique for the absolute weird shit that goes on in it.
 
The fucking excuses this motherfucker comes up with to avoid playing new games (or games in general) are fucking crazy. Remakes and redemption runs and replays, forever. Can't wait to see the remake of that 10 year old Ghostbuster game rolled out in between continuing streams of DQ Builders 2 and Minecraft. How the fuck does he retain any sort of audience with this stale shit?
Phil has a unique audience.

Sidella, Blind man, Rob, legit handicapped individuals.

Saru, Yuske, Code, are all adult black men who role play as Asians.

50% of the audience is trolls.

Then there are the anomalies. PlanetJeff who drops $1000. Emerald7 what drops more than $10,000, Tut and his donations.

There are the psychos. GoldenColts. His dox is in the DSP fan thread. He walks around Nebraska with handguns and a survival pack. He also gives money to Phil every night. You don't have to be a doctor to diagnose this one.

Papavera. He quote, "works with people like Phil". Full time video game players or autists? He constantly tries to help Phil and throws him money. Phil acknowledges this by ignoring him. Papavera has made a website to show Phil how to play Minecraft. Phil doesn't care. Papavera still throws Phil money.

There was the doxing of the King if Hate Forum. They were very special people.. A few white trash. One was retardêd. One had no teeth. Other fans are dog fuckers, transsexuals, the Quartering, etc.

Who are Phil's fans? These people. How does he have 600 subs? Because 500 of them are gifted by the above mentioned folks.

Phil is a former pro fighting game player. He placed 4th at Evo. He was exiled by the fighting game community. His fans aren't FGC.

The people who are real fans of Phil are people who don't fit in with society.
 
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